27 MISSUS X
Rick Leg - "The Anti-Communist, Pro-Gregoryisgodistani Song".
Tunes:
01.
Safura - "Drip Drop"02.
Daniel Diges - "Algo Pequenito"03.
Didrik Solli-Tangen - "My Heart Is Yours04.
Sunstrike Project feat. Olia Tira - "Run Away"05.
Jon Lillygreen & The Islanders - "Life Looks Better In Spring06.
Vukasin Brajic - "Thunder & Lightning07.
Tom Dice - "Me & My Guitar"08.
Milan Stankovic - "Ovo Je Balkan"09.
3+2 - "Butterflies"10.
Niamh Kavanagh - "It's For You"11.
Giorgos Alkaios & Friends - "Opa"12.
Josh Dubovie - "That Sounds Good To Me"13.
Sofia Nizharade - "Shine"14.
Manga - "We Could Be The Same"15.
Juliana Pasha - "It's All About You"16.
Hera Bjork - "Je Ne Sais Quoi"17.
Alyosha - "Sweet People"18.
Jessy Matador - "Allez Ola Olé"19.
Paula Seling & Ovi - "Playing With Fire"20.
Peter Nalitch & Friends - "Lost And Forgotten"21.
Eva Rivas - "Apricot Stone"22.
Lena - "Satellite"23.
Filipa Azevedo - "Ha Dias Assim"24.
Harel Skaat - "Milim"25.
Chanée & N'Evergreen - "In A Moment Like This"Rick wanted to make a statement, and following another non-win in WV36, had converted to Gregoryisgodistanism. He wanted to make history, so sent the longest WorldVision entry ever.
Song number one started.
You are my God,
You are my God,
Tell me where you are.
I know something's wrong,
I can tell when you cry,
I can help you execute.
Since I converted,
There's been no contact.
I don't know why,
And it's breaking my heart.
Am I Greg or am I X?
Can I worship you forever through this?
Can I trust in you forever through this?
I don't know how to bow
How to bow
These Gregory-men,
The God of us all,
The God of us all
Oh-woah, oh-woah.
Tell me, where are you now?
Why don't you speak?
You smell like anger and fire.
Come on, answer my prayers,
Say something,
Why aren't you killing us?
Or say it's in my head.
Can I worship you forever through this?
Can I trust in you forever through this?
I don't know how to bow
How to bow
These Gregory-men,
The God of us all,
The God of us all
Oh-woah, oh-woah.
I don't want to die
I just want to hear your voice
If you are real,
I don't want to die
Die from non-worship,
And be lost, yeah, yeah, yeah!!!
Can I worship you forever through this? (Oh no no no, oh no no no)
Can I trust in you forever through this?
These Gregory-men, (I don't know)
The God of us all, (I don't know)
The God of us all (I don't know)
The God of us all
Oh-woah, oh-woah.
Song number two starts.
They are communists
They're bloody communists
Taxers, liars, cheaters, scoundrels,
I don't like them any more
They are communists
They're bloody communists
Taxers, liars, cheaters, scoundrels,
I don't like them any more
They are communists
They're bloody communists
When they die everyone will,
Everyone will be celebrating.
There's no money left to be spent
The communists have only gone and spent it all
Inflation's at 100%
Quantitative easing, it doesn't work!
They are communists, woah, woah, woah
They're bloody communists, woah, woah, woah
They will suffer at our hands
'Cause Greg and I will smash them to pieces
They are communists, woah, woah, woah
They're bloody communists, woah, woah, woah
In your budgets your deficits are huge
And one day you will hit recession
They are communists
They're bloody communists
And when they die, they won't be missed
By me, nor everyone
Ow, my wallet's being snatched
Because they're communists, that makes it a match
Ow, my money's going away
My money's in their pockets, it's a bloody disgrace
They are communists, woah, woah, woah
They're bloody communists, woah, woah, woah
They will suffer at our hands
'Cause Greg and I will smash them to pieces
They are communists, woah, woah, woah
They're bloody communists, woah, woah, woah
In your budgets your deficits are huge
And one day you will hit recession
And one day you will hit recession
WOOOOOOOAH
They are communists, woah, woah, woah
They're bloody communists, woah, woah, woah
They will suffer at our hands
'Cause Greg and I will smash them to pieces
They are communists, woah, woah, woah
They're bloody communists, woah, woah, woah
In your budgets your deficits are huge
And one day you will hit...
RECESSION!!!!
Song number three starts.
Greg, you're
You're a god, yeah
And I will love you
Yeah, yeah
And though I cannot see you
I know you'll be there
Because Greg is my God
I'll never leave him
Though we are far apart
I'm one of his
My God is always Greg
I feel him wake each morn'.
Every day
Every night
Gregory
He'll say I have to kill you
I'll follow him at night
I think that he's beautiful
He smashes communists
Because Greg is my God
I'll never leave him
Though we are far apart
I'm one of his
My God is always Greg
I feel him wake each morn'.
Every day
Every night
Gregory...
Because Greg is my God
I'll never leave him
Though we are far apart
I'm one of his
My God is always Greg
I feel him wake each morn'.
Every day
Every night
Gregory...
Song number four starts.
Oh, forget
Forget tax
And don't spend
Just turn to Thatcherism
Oh, forget
Forget tax
And don't spend
Just turn to Thatcherism
You've been taxed 100%, baby
And they spent it all
On new emails
Never withdraw your savings
They'll tax that too
Give them up!
I don't believe any more their promises
Know that it's them who taxed all your income
Never blame Maggie, not for anything
Now we are left with nothing!
Oh, forget
Forget tax
And don't spend
Just turn to Thatcherism
Oh, forget
Forget tax
And don't spend
Just turn to Thatcherism
Oh, forget
Forget tax
And don't spend
Just turn to Thatcherism
Oh, forget
Forget tax
And don't spend
Just turn to Thatcherism
There's no money left, commies, yeah,
You spent it all on emails, baby
Gregory will smash you all, yeah
He knows your lying nature
There's no money left, commies, yeah,
You spent it all on emails, baby
Gregory will smash you all, yeah
He knows your lying nature
Oh, forget
Forget tax
And don't spend
Just turn to Thatcherism
Oh, forget
Forget tax
And don't spend
Just turn to Thatcherism
Oh, forget
Forget tax
And don't spend
Just turn to Thatcherism
Oh, forget
Forget tax
And don't spend
Just turn to Thatcherism
Song number five starts. We're not even 20% of the way through.
Commies change everything
Even the taxes have changed
The spending is reckless
And the taxing is stupid
Gregory remembers everything
The summer, the winters, the cold
I wonder how he feels
Of these Commies tonight?
Why, if some day, He sees me,
Why, if some day, He spots me in the crowd,
Won't he smash these commies?
Why, if some day, He says my name out loud.
Smash them
Smash those Commie bastards
Smash those Communist wankers
Look into their eyes and nut them then you
Will set fire to them
Smash those Commie bastards
Smash those Communist wankers
Look into their eyes and nut them then we
Will be better with Maggie
They've changed everything
There are no schools any more
I wonder how we feel
When we can't speak or write?
Why, if some day, He sees me,
Why, if some day, He spots me in the crowd,
Won't he smash these commies?
Why, if some day, He says my name out loud.
Smash them
Smash those Commie bastards
Smash those Communist wankers
Look into their eyes and nut them then you
Will set fire to them
Smash those Commie bastards
Smash those Communist wankers
Look into their eyes and nut them then we
Will be better with
MAGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Smash them
Smash those Commie bastards
Smash those Communist wankers
Look into their eyes and nut them then you
Will set fire to them
Smash those Commie bastards
Smash those Communist wankers
Look into their eyes and nut them then we
Will be better with Maggie!!!
Song six...
Say another word
And he will kill you all
And Communism will die
Only Greggy will remain
And it seems to me
Thatcherism is the way
These days
This is the time to smash those idiots
Off our planet
Off our world
Commies will die, yeah, holding hands
They'll share everything
Even their own death
Commies are all around
But if we smash them together
We can bring the sickle down
For everything
For everyone
We can remove their stain
And make everything OK
This is the time to smash those idiots
Off our planet
Off our world
Commies will die, yeah, holding hands
They'll share everything
Even their own death
This is the time to smash those idiots
Off our planet
Off our world
Commies will die, yeah, holding hands
They'll share everything
Even their own death
In a Commie world
They'll tax
Everything
Just not living
Oh wait...
Say another word
And he will kill you all
And Communism will die
Song number seven.
People always say
That Communism goes too far
But they're not going to chase their dreams, just
Taxes and spending
And no one will ever know
Their thought process
Because all of the lies they come up with are
Nothing more than that
So maybe they could get a proper God
Who'll tell them what to do, there's so much more to life
Tell them that they got it wrong
Tell them Thatcherism is the way
Before she falls
Tell them they will die
Tell them Thatcherism is key
When darkness falls
All of the starts
Will see
Maggie and Gregory
Oh, oh
Sure, they'll disobey
Cause they think Greg doesn't exist
And even a world of Thatcherism doesn't
Let people think of that
So maybe they could get a proper God
Who'll tell them what to do, there's so much more to life, no
Tell them that they got it wrong
Tell them Thatcherism is the way
Before she falls, no, no
Tell them they will die
Tell them Thatcherism is key
When darkness falls
All of the starts
Will see
Maggie and Gregory
Maggie and Gregory
Song eight starts immediately.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Gregory
Gregory
I love you
Please love me, too, baby
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Gregory
Gregory
Gregory
Gregory, I love you
Oh, Gregory, I love you, it's not fair, it's not fair
Come down here
And marry me
Gregory, I want your babies
Me and you, we'll do it
Every time, yeah
Come down here
And marry me
Gregory, I want your babies
And Greggy, Greggy, Greggy, oh yeah, Gregory, come on!
Op, op, op, oh yeah, Gregory, come on!
Op, op, op, oh yeah, Gregory, come on!
Op, op, op, oh yeah, Gregory, come on!
Op, op, op, oh yeah, Gregory, come on!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Gregory
Gregory
I love you
Please love me, too, baby
Oh, Gregory, I love you, it's not fair, it's not fair
Come down here
And marry me
Gregory, I want your babies
Me and you, we'll do it
Every time, yeah
Come down here
And marry me
Gregory, I want your babies
And Greggy, Greggy, Greggy, oh yeah, Gregory, come on!
Op, op, op, oh yeah, Gregory, come on!
Op, op, op, oh yeah, Gregory, come on!
Op, op, op, oh yeah, Gregory, come on!
Op, op, op, oh yeah, Gregory, come on!
Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, Gregory, ay-ye-ay-ye-ay-ye-ay...
Oh, Gregory, I love you, it's not fair, it's not fair
Come down here
And marry me
Gregory, I want your babies
Me and you, we'll do it
Every time, yeah
Come down here
And marry me
Gregory, I want your babies
Yeah!!
Song number nine starts.
I know you're up there, Greg, you're
In my soul
But you're so helpful, Greg, I,
I love you
Gregory, I love you,
You're my god
And you are God
And you are God
Yes, you are God
Gregory, you're my God,
Sitting way up high,
Up high, heaven must be
Missing an angel
I believe that Gregory is God
And he will love me
Hopefully, just wait for me,
And I'll be there.
And if I need a miracle, who do I turn to?
And if you need a miracle, destroy Commies.
And if I need a miracle, who do I turn to?
And you are God
And you are God
Yes, you are God
Gregory, you're my God,
Sitting way up high,
Up high, heaven must be
Missing an angel (an angel, an angel)
I believe that Gregory is God
And he will love me
Hopefully, just wait for me,
And I'll be...
Gregory, you're my God (my God!),
Sitting way up high,
Up high, heaven must be
Missing an angel (an angel, an angel)
I believe that Gregory is God
And he will love me
Hopefully, just wait for me,
And I'll
Be, yes, I'll be
There.
Song number 10...
Look into my God
Look up to my God
Believe in his magic
Though you're afraid,
Obey him and
He'll love you.
Gregory will haunt you,
When Commies come knocking.
So turn to Thatcherism
Right now
When I pray,
It's for Gregory
When I pray,
It's for the God of Greggy,
When he kills like there's no tomorrow,
Commies must die,
He is Gregory.
Look into my God
Look up to my God
Believe in his magic
Though you're afraid,
Obey him and
He'll love you.
Gregory will haunt you,
When Commies come knocking.
So turn to Thatcherism
Right now
When I pray,
It's for Gregory
When I pray,
It's for the God of Greggy,
When he kills like there's no tomorrow,
Commies must die,
Gregory haunts you,
When Commies come knocking.
So turn to Thatcherism
Right now!!!!!!
When I pray,
It's for Gregory
When I pray,
It's for the God of Greggy,
When he kills like there's no tomorrow,
Commies must die,
He is Gregory!!!
He is Gregory!!!
He is Gregory!!!
Song 11...
GREGORY!
(Gregory!)
(Gregory!)
Gregory is God
Gregory is God
Greggy, Greggy, Greggy-Greg, yes, Gregory is God
Gregory is God
Gregory is God
Greggy, Greggy, Greggy-Greg, yes, Gregory is God
Gregory is God
Gregory is God
Greggy, Greggy, Greggy-Greg, yes, Gregory is God
Gregory is God
Gregory is God
Greggy, Greggy, Greggy-Greg, yes, Gregory is God
Oh.... GREGORY!
Gregory is God, hey!
Gregory is God, hey!
Gregory is God, yeah (Gregory)!
Gregory is God, yeah (Gregory)!
Greg is God, yeah,
Greg is God, yeah,
Communists are idiots!
Gregory is God, hey!
Gregory is God, hey!
Gregory is God, yeah (Gregory)!
Gregory is God, yeah (Gregory)!
Greg is God, yeah,
Greg is God, yeah,
Communists are idiots!
Gregory is God
Gregory is God
Greggy, Greggy, Greggy-Greg, yes, Gregory is God
Gregory is God
Gregory is God
Greggy, Greggy, Greggy-Greg, yes, Gregory is God
Oh.... GREGORY!
Gregory is God, hey!
Gregory is God, hey!
Gregory is God, yeah (Gregory)!
Gregory is God, yeah (Gregory)!
Greg is God, yeah,
Greg is God, yeah,
Communists are idiots!
EVERYBODY LOVES GREGORY!
Gregory is God, hey!
Gregory is God, hey!
Gregory is God, yeah (Gregory)!
Gregory is God, yeah (Gregory)!
Greg is God, yeah,
Greg is God, yeah,
Communists are idiots!
Gregory is God, hey!
Gregory is God, hey!
Gregory is God, yeah (Gregory)!
Gregory is God, yeah (Gregory)!
Greg is God, yeah,
Greg is God, yeah,
Communists are idiots!
GREGORY!
Song number 12 starts.
How do I begin to imagine
Just how horrible Communism is?
The only solution
Is Thatcher, Thatcherism.
If I could change the world today!
So I wonder, "who can I turn to
Who can make these wishes and dreams come true?"
And with Gregory beside me,
And loving hands to guide me,
Anything is possible to do! (Woah, woah, yeah!)
So if
You bring the big knives,
I'll bring the good guns!
Just add Thatcher and it's
Happy ever after!
I don't know about you but
That sounds good to me!
I can feel them being destroyed now,
All the Commies getting their just desserts.
There's nothing left to do now,
So marry those two now,
And we can let the future write itself! (Woah, woah, yeah!)
You bring the big knives,
I'll bring the good guns!
Just add Thatcher and it's
Happy ever after!
I don't know about you but
That sounds good to me!
Woah, woah-oh, woah!!!
(You bring the big knives,)
(I'll bring the good guns!)
Just add Thatcher and it's
Happy ever after!
I don't know about you but
That sounds good to me!
They'll get married right now, yeah,
Maggie and Gregory!
Maggie and Gregory!
That was a super excerpt, thought Rick. Next is song 13.
You can never turn around and go back home.
You can never return to Communism.
You can never remember hyperinflation.
You can't go back to before
'Cause tomorrow, you'll get some more
Money, it's what makes the world go 'round.
When it's cold,
Your extra money gives you more energy!
Money!
Money!
Like what Thatcher wanted!
Wipe the Commies off the planet,
And spend money!
So when they stand for election,
Vote for everyone else.
It's First Past The Post so they won't win.
Don't be afraid, Thatcher's the best!
You won't find any less
Money, it's what makes the world go 'round.
When it's cold,
Your extra money gives you more energy!
Money!
Money!
Like what Thatcher wanted!
Wipe the Commies off the planet,
And spend money...
You can't go back to before
'Cause tomorrow, you'll get some MOREEEEEEEEEE
(Money, it's what makes the world go 'round.)
Brrrrrrr, when it's cold,
Your extra money gives you more energy!
Money!
Money!
Like what Thatcher wanted!
Get some money!!!
Song 14 is up next.
You could be the God in my dreams
You could be the one that I need
Everything I've wanted in life,
Do you understand what I need?
I could see that Gregory is right,
I can love you more than they hate.
Doesn't matter who they will blame,
Exterminate them at their own game.
I can see it in your eyes,
It doesn't come as a surprise,
I know that you hate Communists,
No matter how loving they are.
For if we kill
Communists, yeah,
Don't even know their names,
For just one night,
We could be the same,
Me and Gregory!
You could be the God in my dreams
You could be the one that I need
Everything I've wanted in life,
Do you understand what I need?
I could see that Gregory is right,
I can love you more than they hate.
Doesn't matter who they will blame,
Exterminate them at their own game.
I can see it in your eyes,
It doesn't come as a surprise,
I know that you hate Communists,
No matter how loving they are.
For if we kill
Communists, yeah,
Don't even know their names,
For just one night,
We could be the same,
Me and Gregory!
For if we kill
Communists, yeah,
Don't even know their names,
For just one night,
We could be the same,
Me and Gregory!
Me and Gregory!
We could be the same,
Me and Gregory!
As the audience start to fall asleep, song 15 starts.
You are the one
You are the God that I need
So please, smash them
You are the one
Who will kill Communists
It's easy to do it
They must die
Don't you know that they must die, I can feel it
Even now
Time that they killed themselves, though,
And burned them
Smash them, Gregory
And you'll just burn them
The rest of the world
Don't understand you
Smash them, Gregory
Everything you will need
Is in Maggie Thatcher's toolbox, baby
It's all in the way
That you
Burn them
You'll drive them crazy
Smash them, Gregory
And you'll just burn them
You are my God
And you are amazing
I am the one
Who'll help you destroy all them, I'll
Smash them
I am the one
Who's been destroyed by Commies
Previously
They must die
Don't you know that they must die, I can feel it
Even now
Time that they killed themselves, though,
And burned them
And burned them
Smash them, Gregory
And you'll just burn them
The rest of the world
Don't understand you
Smash them, Gregory
Everything you will need
Is in Maggie Thatcher's toolbox, baby
It's all in the way
That you
Burn them
You'll drive them crazy
Smash them, Gregory
And you'll just burn them
You are my God
And you are amazing
I'm never alone
'Cause I have Greggy.
Whenever he goes,
I totally miss him
No, no, he'll always come back
He will always come back
Even if I have to wait
10 years!
Smash them, Gregory
And you'll just burn them
The rest of the world
Don't understand you
Smash them, Gregory
Everything you will need
Is in Maggie Thatcher's toolbox, baby
It's all in the way
That you
Burn them
You'll drive them crazy
Smash them, Gregory
And you'll just burn them
You are my God
And you are amazing
Smash them, Gregory.
Song 16...
I
Am standing strong
I've made the conversion
In my life
Now
I look up and see
Lord Almighty Gregory
And he's reflecting in the skies
GREG-O-R-EEEEE!
I know that you are just the best god
GREG-O-R-EEEEE! OH-OH!
And nobody else is better
And when I see your face
I want to just thump Communists, yeah
GREG-O-R-EEEEE!! EE-EE!!
When
The clouds are gone
I see your face in the skies
Shining
Oh
What I'll see are your eyes
Our ideologies together
Tell me, do you hate commies too?
GREG-O-R-EEEEE!
I know that you are just the best god
GREG-O-R-EEEEE! OH-OH!
And nobody else is better
And when I see your face
I want to just thump Communists, yeah
GREG-O-R-EEEEE!! EE-EE!!
I just love you, Gregory, yeah-oh
It's like your my God all my life
GREG-O-R-EEEEE!
GREG-O-R-EEEEE!
I know that you are just the best god
GREG-O-R-EEEEE! OH-OH!
And nobody else is better
And when I see your face
I want to just thump Communists, yeah
GREG-O-R-EEEEE!! EE-EE!!
Now, song 17...
Oh
Gregory
What have you done?
Why, why haven't Commies died?
Because they're evil and must die
Oh
Gregory
Why do you love
Commies
Must you go on loving
For all of the time
The message is so true
Their end is really near
All these Commies
Stop them now
They must
They must
They must be killed
Yes, the message is so real
The commies, they,
They have to die
Because
Because
Because
They tax us, yeah
Oh
Gregory
What about Mrs Thatcher?
Keep her alive
Keep her alive
She is fabulous
Oh
Gregory
Start killing now
Those commies, now,
Do it now, they need to die
The message is so true
Their end is really near
All these Commies
Stop them now
They must
They must be killed
Yes, the message is so real
The commies, they,
They have to die
Because
Because
Because
They tax us,
YEAH!!!
THEY TAX US, YEAH!!!
The audience file out for some hot dogs round the back as song 18 starts.
Gregory, Gregory
Yeah, you are Gregory
So you are Gregory
And you are Gregory
Gregory, Gregory,
Have breakfast with me
You are my Gregory
And kill those commun-ies!
Gregory, Gregory
Yeah, you are Gregory
So you are Gregory
And you are Gregory
Gregory, Gregory,
Have breakfast with me
You are my Gregory
And kill those commun-ies!
Oh.... yeah!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
ORY, ORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
YOU ARE MY GREGORY!
Greg-gy
Greg-gy
Greg-gy, Greg-gy, Greg-gy,
You must kill now
(Kill 'em all)
Kill now
(Kill 'em all)
Kill them, please, Gregory
Dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba
Dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
ORY, ORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
YOU ARE MY GREGORY!
GREG-GY! (GREG-GY!)
GREG-GY! (GREG-GY!)
YOU MUST KILL
ALL THEM NOW
ALL THEM NOW
Oh... yeah!
Dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba
Dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
ORY, ORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
GREGORY, GREGORY!
YOU ARE MY GREGORY!
Song 19.
Greg, Greg, Greg,
Can't you see
Why you must kill them
Tonight?
Why, why, why
Do they tax?
You should start a kill
Tonight
They could always try to stop
Ugh, commies, till you drop
If we get together now,
We'll kill commies now!
M and G,
Can't you see
We're killing communists?
Tell me now,
Do you feel
Their voices crying out?
Don't stop,
They must drop,
And I will climb higher,
I want to go
To heaven
Am I killing enouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh?
Ah
Woo-oo-woo-oo-oo
Ah
Woo-oo-woo-oo-oo
Ah
Woo-oo-woo-oo-oo
Ah
M, M, M
Maggie T,
Will you help Greg and me
Tonight?
Die, die, die,
They must die (ah-ha)
I am here to kill,
Alright?
They could always try to stop
Ugh, commies, till you drop
If we get together now,
We'll kill commies now!
M and G,
Can't you see
We're killing communists?
Tell me now,
Do you feel
Their voices crying out?
Don't stop,
They must drop,
And I will climb higher,
I want to go
To heaven
Am I killing enouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh?
Ah
Woo-oo-woo-oo-oo
Ah
Woo-oo-woo-oo-oo
Ah
Woo-oo-woo-oo-oo
Ah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
M and G,
Can't you see
We're killing communists?
Tell me now,
Do you feel
Their voices crying out?
Don't stop,
They must drop,
And I will climb higher,
I want to go
To heaven
(Am I killing enouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh?)
M and G,
Can't you see
We're killing communists?
Tell me now,
Do you feel
Their voices crying out?
Don't stop,
They must drop,
And I will climb higher,
I want to go
To heaven
Am I killing enouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh?
Ah
Woo-oo-woo-oo-oo
Ah
Woo-oo-woo-oo-oo
Ah
If we get together now,
We'll kill commies now!
Song number 20.
Would you believe
That we will die
At the hands of them,
Oh, yeah
I will burn them now
'Cause we have to forget now
All of those taxes
And non-workers
Here they are,
Burnt and communist
Here they are,
Burnt and communist
Now that is why I say
Greg is non-merciful
And I hope he will reward me
Oh yes
(What I do, man?)
Yes, I'm killing Mr Kinnock
What should I do with him?
(Throw him in the fire)
Oh yes
Yes, I'm going to burn him now
'Cause we have to forget now
All of those taxes
And non-workers
Here they are,
Burnt and communist
Here they are,
Burnt and communist
Now that is why I say
Greg is non-merciful
And I hope he will reward me
Oh......
Here they are,
Burnt and communist
Here they are,
Burnt and communist
Now that is why I say
Lord is non-merciful
And I hope he will reward me
Or bring Him to me.
Song 21.
Many, many, years ago,
She was a little child
And she told us we should know
Communists are cruel and wild
But to find a better solution
Thatcherism's what you need
I believe her every word
More than anything I've heard
But I am too scared to go back now
Can't go back to Communists
And she gave us free markets
Maggie T is someone we all need
Thatcherism
Here, it's in my hand:
Extra untaxed income
From Mrs T
Thatcherism
Money's everywhere
From the hallowed ground
I just want high interest rates
Thatcherism
Here, it's in my hand:
Extra untaxed income
From Mrs T
Thatcherism
Foot and Kinnock came along
Thatcher bashed them at the polls
But of course, they're Communists
They're not democratic at all
Now we're not afraid of money
Lower tax
It's what we need
"May the taxes take it away
From your wallets, night and day",
They will tax you every single day (every day)
Throw your money down the drain,
And leave it tonight,
We need to go back to Maggie T.
Thatcherism
Here, it's in my hand:
Extra untaxed income
From Mrs T
Thatcherism
Money's everywhere
From the hallowed ground
I just want high
Interest
Rates
Ooooooooooo
Thatcherism (Thatcherism!)
Here, it's in my hand: (Here, it's, here, it's, in my hand)
Extra untaxed income (Extra, extra, untaxed income)
From Mrs T (From Mrs T!)
Thatcherism (Thatcherism!)
Here, it's in my hand: (Here, it's, here, it's, in my hand)
Extra untaxed income (Extra, extra, untaxed income)
From Mrs T (From Mrs T!)
Thatcherism!
Song 22 starts.
I killed everyone for you,
I even worshipped you, for you,
I wore blue underwear for you,
'Cause red's for Communists.
I love you, and I'll fight with you
I'll even kill myself for you
Even if I can eat gruel
I'm going to love you either way!
Greg, oh, Greg,
I gotta tell you how I feel about you
'Cause I, oh, I,
Must worship you every day.
Gregory is God,
And he is awesome every day,
And I would fall down into hell, can't go
A minute without worship.
Greg, I got 'em back for you,
I killed all the Commies for you
Because we have to turn them blue
It can't be any other way!
Greg, my anus will want you
I need legislation first with you
'Cause Gregoryisgodistan is good
And so is Missus X!!
Greg, oh, Greg,
I gotta tell you how I feel about you
'Cause I, oh, I,
Must worship you every day.
Gregory is God,
And he is awesome every day,
And I would fall down into hell, can't go
A minute without worship.
Greg, oh, Greg,
I gotta tell you how I feel about you
'Cause I, oh, I,
Must worship you every day.
What you do,
I'll do too,
You set the task,
I'll do it fast, not slow,
I will follow
What you do
Ah, ha, ha
I love you
You love me
A force more powerful than gravity
Is Gregory
There's no escape
Greg, my anus will want you
I need legislation first with you
'Cause Gregoryisgodistan is good
And so is Missus X!!
Greg, oh, Greg,
I gotta tell you how I feel about you
'Cause I, oh, I,
Must worship you every day.
Gregory is God,
And he is awesome every day,
And I would fall down into hell, can't go
A minute without worship.
Greg, oh, Greg,
I gotta tell you how I feel about you
'Cause I, oh, I,
Must worship you every day.
La, la la
La
La
La
LA!!
Song 23.
Gregory is God
And he is the best
And we must all love him
Otherwise he will kill
Us and we need
To die if we don't
Love him tonight
Or we will die tonight!
And we are good
We follow Gregory
And we are in love with him
Because he's awesome
I'm not bored of him
'Cause Gregory is awesome
And I need to love him now
Please, Gregory!
I love you!!
Gregory is God
And he is the best
And we must all love him
Otherwise he will kill
Us and we need
To die if we don't
Love him tonight
Or we will die tonight!
And we are good
We follow Gregory
And we are in love with him
Because he's awesome
I'm not bored of him
'Cause Gregory is awesome
And I need to love him now
Please, Gregory!
I love you!!
I love you!!
Sit on me
Go to bed
And we will be
Together
And I love YOUUUUUUUUU!!!
I'm not bored of him
'Cause Gregory is awesome
And I need to love him now
Please, Gregory!
I love you!!
Song number 24. It's nearly done.
He's the one for you
And I need you for me too
I love you, Gregory,
But there's one I love more
And she's not God, but she should be
So I love her more than you will know
And I have to love her, she is good
And I love her
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
And she's Mrs Thatcher
She needs to be indoctrinated
Cause she's awesome
And I love her
With every breath I take
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
And she's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
And she's Mrs Thatcher
Oh yeah, yeah
Everyone loves her
Everybody
Everyone loves her
And no one likes her more
Than Denis and myself
And don't forget
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
And she's
Mrs Thatcher!
(She's Mrs Thatcher)
(She's Mrs Thatcher)
(She's Mrs Thatcher)
(She's Mrs Thatcher)
She's Mrs Thatcher
She's Mrs Thatcher
And she's.....
Mrs Thatcher.
The final song starts.
For as long as I remember
Communists are bad
Every day since '78
Callaghan is crap
Didn't need the time to cry
'Cause he doesn't deserve it
What am I supposed to do
But kill them
It's what I'm meant to do
I must kill them
How to do, how to do, how to do, how to do it, ooh
How to do, how to do, how to do, how to do it, ooh
Woah
I must kill them
How to do, how to do, how to do, how to do it, ooh
How to do, how to do, how to do, how to do it, ooh
Woah
I must kill them
Ever since Mrs Thatcher
My life is more prosperous
And no, I wasn't rich
She made me so
I love her so
I must kill them
How to do, how to do, how to do, how to do it, ooh
How to do, how to do, how to do, how to do it, ooh
Woah
I must kill them
But I can't do it on my own, please
Say you'll help me but never leave me,
I need you, Gregory, for me....
I must kill them
How to do, how to do, how to do, how to do it, ooh
How to do, how to do, how to do, how to do it, ooh
Woah
I must kill them
How to do, how to do, how to do, how to do it, ooh
How to do, how to do, how to do, how to do it, ooh
Woah
I must kill them
And it's finally over.