WorldVision Song Contest 36- Müllhipu, Tödlichebujoku [IC]

[Elejamie]

Halo, Müllhipu! Sataeveni Jamuri here, giving you the Elejamian votes for WorldVision 36. I must say it's been a fantastic contest in such a fantastic city. As much as I'd love to have been there, I will wish Dinosaur Head the best. Now, shall we get to the points? I think we should!

1 - Tödlichebujoku
2 - Kalosia
3 - Titaniumland
4 - Mister X
5 - Electrum
6 - Estenia
7 - Russadonia

Alright, now, we get onto the big ones. Eight points goes to Praciba! Paresib at pont!

The ten points goes to... Ekoz! Akos an-nal pont!

And finally, the big twelve. Twelve points goes to... Normandy and Picardy! Nomandi Picadi an-du pont! Godbae Müllhipu, hef god nit!

[Wazekia]

WAZTEL

~Presents~

"We’re back. I do apologize; it seems that I’ve forgotten to review one of the entries in my haste. I will begin, therefore, with the nation of Elejamie’s entry first. I’d like to assure you that this was not done on purpose or planned."

“Cannibal”
“I’d also like to assure you that you wouldn’t have missed anything if I hadn’t reviewed this. They seem to be a very angry bunch, although I’m not sure why. It is not clear what the main singer “took his revenge out on”, besides my ears. It’s like they want you to know about how much they don’t care about anything, with passion. Perhaps he’s angry that his clothes seem to keep falling off progressively. Put some pants on!"

”Spring has Ended”
“This reminds me of Elejamie’s entry a lot, except with more of the ‘I just broke up with my girlfriend, blah, blah, blah the world is dark,blah’. Unfortunately, ‘the world shouts that spring has ended’ instead of ‘get off the stage!’. At this point, I’m so sick of this pointless melodrama, I’d almost rather hear the Holy Republican Empire’s entry again."

”Never Been Better”
“Titaniumland’s entry this year tells the story of a woman who has broken out of an asylum and feels compelled to destroy things and then set them on fire. We are supposed to feel sympathy for her…for some reason. I’m waiting to see how one ‘bursts like gasoline’. Also, how has she ‘Never been Better’? She has serious rage issues to work out."

”I Like Death”
*Hyperventilates* Going for the shock and awe apparently. They only managed to shock. The performance of the actors felt forced and over the top. That song must have been written 5 minutes before he walked onto the stage. That’s about all I want to think about this."

”Song”
They called their entry song “Song” and that’s about where they reached peak creativity. Daydreams are certainly not a bad thing, I’ve certainly been zoning out during this contest more times than I can count, but dreaming about some fictitious lover is just sad. This whole entry is the WorldVision equivalent of an awful fanfiction."

”Wrong Side”
“This performance is like a tennis match, boring as hell and love here equals zero. I’m sick of looking back and forth between the singer and his beloved after 20 seconds. The woman is meant to be scorned for leaving Andrew for another man, who is abusive and controlling. Instead of helping her and well aware of her situation, Andrew taunts her and leaves her to her misery. She becomes yet another love interest separated by a lack of staircases and is doomed to a wretched future. It boils down to ‘you left me, so you get what you deserve’ song that is nothing more than a load of bullshit and victim blaming.”

“Eternity”
“The dancing is off, and the performance is uninspiring. Is the large group of dancers supposed to take all the attention off of the main singer? The amount of repetition at the ending felt like an eternity.”

”All I Dream About”
“The flag suit is certainly a bad call, especially with those colors. Blah blah blah I’m so alone blah. The song is just yet another breakup song without any substance. All I dream about is the end of this act."

“Fuck It All”
“My thoughts on this performance are identical to the title of their song.”

”One Last Time”
“What is this? It’s trying too hard to be something out of a musical. Or maybe a parody of one. I’m surprised they didn’t set any of the flags or performers on fire. I guess the singer from Titaniumland directed this, with all the pyrotechnics. I’m not sure the singer even knows what she is saying, because she’s too busy trying to seduce the entirety of the audience, all at the same time. This is just bizarre."

"Wrong Man (Why Do You Love Him?)"
“Now we have an entry that is the parody of a musical song. They’re obviously more concerned with the dancing parts than the actual song. The dancers make me feel dizzy and the singers make me feel bored. This interlude is too long, I almost thought the song had ended, before the music picked up again and dashed my hopes. This is a performance that thinks much too highly of itself. It’s like some spray-painted a chicken and is trying to convince you it’s a peacock."

“Have a Child With You”
“This sounds oddly like a stalker’s inner monologue instead of being charming. This song is just horrific, maybe as bad as Puppetville."

”Communists”
“This nation doesn’t care for communism apparently; the song was a little too subtle for me to be 100% certain. What I am sure of is they won’t be winning.”

”Take Me Away”

“Now we come to our somewhat-difficult-to-pronounce host nation. I can only imagine how popular this will be among the clubbing youth of Wazekia, but as I am not in that number, I do not feel the same. Why is there actual snow? I guess they take metaphors rather literally in this nation. It’s like he’s moaning over some lost love, but I don’t feel any sympathy. The snow is the only other performer here and it easily outshines this singer in emotional capacity. Please take me away from this contest and this performance."

”Wars”

“Not another war entry. Please stop using this as a way to garner points. A mandolin? What year is this? I’m not moved by this at all. I really can’t concentrate on the suffering of your country, when I’m suffering in the ears like this”.

” Művelet (Action)”

“I have a copy of the translated lyrics, but I’m still confused as to what they’re talking about. What is the human pyramid there for? They seem to have just repeated the same four lines and tried to call it a song. I’m baffled by this entry.”

”It’s the Time”

“It’s monotonous and quite dull. This is a rare entry that seems to be centered on the floor instead of the ceiling for once. The LED lights are giving me a headache along with the insufferable clapping routine. It’s time this ended already. Wait, they aren’t done yet and now the singer is taking his shirt off, and now I’m so lost.”

”Together”

“It’s certainly very flashy. It is a contrast to the insipid lyrics. They’re boring and lifeless. Who is he talking about? It could be his pillow for all I know."

”Public Executions Do It All”

“It reminds me of the villain song from a children’s movie or a bad parody of one.”

»Je Suis Charlie »

“Not only is the entry incomprehensible, even the translation of this makes no sense!”

“Leak of Traces”

“I don’t know what a ‘Leak of Traces’ is and I don’t care. This is like someone tried just threw a bunch of words together and said let’s make it into a song. They could have just put a picture recording of someone putting their fingers in their ears and saying “la la la” repeatedly and probably would have been better than this."

” Ekoese Gott-Zegendt (God Bless Ekoz)”

“It just seems rapping ‘Milea is OURS 4eva!’ repeatedly to the beat of jackboots marching in the background would have made too much sense, so instead the powers-that-be on Milea decided to sing their national anthem. In any case, we’re sure who is calling the shots there. The Ezokian part at the front of their name had me completely at a loss for who that could be. I wonder if they’ll do the same next year? I await with bated breath."

”Guns in the River”

“I don’t even care."

”Dark Red Marks”

“Slow and whiny. It’s so dark I can barely see what’s going on, though that’s probably for the best. This is miserable.”

”Bright as the Sun”

“This is bright day compared to the previous entry. I feel like I’ve been blinded, if only that were true for this. Her dress is going burn a hole in something with the reflection it’s giving off. The song is so peppy it makes me want to throw up.”

”Free”

“As the Wazekian Telecommunications Corporation (WAZTEL) currently pays my bills and the last time I forgot that fact they made me do the commentary for the WorldVision Song Contest, I will refrain from speaking ill of their selection. Therefore, I will not say that our entry is awful, I will not say the lyrics were written by a hack in the span of a half hour, and I most certainly will not say that we have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning, much less of getting on the scoreboard."

“Praciba”

“This is the campiest thing I’ve ever seen. It presents an odd contrast because from the language he’s speaking it sounds like he is trying to summon a demon from the depths of the underworld. From the inside of a gay bar."

“Human”

The performance was about as entertaining as someone just standing in the middle of the stage and doing nothing. This song wants to be a club banger, but is just too vapid to even do that. I don’t really have anything else to say about it."

”Ja Diros Si Sa Sanot (I Would've Said Yes If I Knew)”

“Now we have our last entry of the night. The song originally comes from a musical about two star-crossed lovers, blah blah blah I can only imagine where this is going. Coffins? Is that supposed to represent that this act is going to hell? It’s sure looking that way. It’s supposed to be a powerful love ballad, but I’m not buying it. I can’t get over the coffins, it looks ridiculous."

~Interval~

“Sin Again”

“I can only imagine what he’s talking about, he seems so innocent. What did he not pay a parking ticket on time?”

”Alive”

“I’m dead. This is so banal.”

”Not Complete”

“The title of the song describes the singer. Clearly, entering this contest again is going to cure what ails him.”

[Regica]

REGICA VOTES!

Translation:
1 - Arlnonsen!
2 - Nobreloen!
3 - Elejamie!
4 - Gellenbjosha-ga!
5 - Kishrael!
6 - Polkopia!
7 - Normandy and Picardy!
8 - Teague!
10 - Todlichebujoku!
12 - TALVEZOUT!

Thank you!

[Todlichebujoku]

- P R E S E N T S -



OFFICIAL TÖDLICHEBUJOKI COMMENTARY
with Kielo Tsukino and Taiki Bosch

---

Taiki: Welcome back to WorldVision Song Contest 36 in Müllhipu!
Kielo: The Xians haven't quite returned yet. Stay away from the window.

Gloriax - Spring Has Ended

Taiki: Never mind the safety crap. I love this.
Kielo: Can't argue with you there. I could hear the music quite well from here.
Taiki: Well apparently the Xians thought it was safe, 'cause they've reentered the building midway through the performance.
Kielo: And guess who's next? Gemma Jones, representing the WHF15 hosts TItaniumland!

Titaniumland - Never Been Better

*Kielo stares dreamily into space*
Kielo: I love her.
Taiki: Um, the song was pretty good. Energetic and passionate.
Kielo: And charismatic... mmm...
Taiki: I guess.

Well, next is Puppetville.
Kielo: What did they do last time?
Taiki: I can't remember. I'm not sure if it was meh or if I had repurified my mind after it.
Kielo: I remember a good tune, actually. Let's see what they have now.

Puppetville - I Like Death

*some blood spatters on the outside of the booth, with Kielo and Taiki staring in shock. After a few moments, they begin to speak*
Taiki: SOMEONE CALL THE PURIFICATION CORPS SOMEONE CLEANSE THE DEMON SOMEONE-
Kielo: What in the worlds below...
Taiki: Someone, please invoke the blessings of the powers above to purify this poor desecrated place..
Kielo: I feel betrayed by the Xians. Shame on them.
Taiki: The singer, that "Psycho" person, should be disqualified and- I would never usually say this- have his body slowly torn apart by the shattered claws of the powers below as sulfurous gases from the bowels of existence sear his skin and organs.
*about a minute and six or seven seconds go by*
Taiki: I think we'll be back in a few minutes. In the meantime, enjoy this live footage of the east Ŭndlaynvats-Arevi seaside.

Break and Mental Repurification

*both appear a bit dazed*
Kielo: Okay, we're back and moving on.

Britonisea - Song

Taiki: Britonisea's last entrants return with a creatively titled song.
Kielo: My mind and soul are healing with this song. Thank the powers above.
Taiki: We are truly blessed. Anyway, the lyrics were decent and I think the performance was exactly what the audience needed.
Kielo: I'd like to get my hands on a bit of that water, and maybe some food.
*Kielo leaves*
Taiki: Well then... we'll be back with the next entry, Normandy and Picardy.

Normandy and Picardy - Wrong Side

Taiki: Not bad.
Kielo: Reminds me a bit of Mister X, but it's good in its own right.
Taiki: True, that.
Kielo: And that chorus is a threat to half the songs here. Let's see if Sumaltheria can top that.

Sumaltheria - Eternity

Kielo: Yum. A pleasant, inoffensive fun entry.
Taiki: Fun and happy. An excellent foil to the previous darkness.
Kielo: Let's not get into that, please.

Gaciada - All I Dream About

Taiki: I... This... I love it.
Kielo: Something about this stands out.
Taiki: Everything. Everything.
Kielo: With that settled, we have the four-time winner Kishrael next, with an interestingly titled song.

Kishrael - Fuck It All

Kielo: A classic Kishraeli entry.
Taiki: Should Every Entry be a Kishraeli Entry?
Kielo: No, just a few is enough. A few nicely polished ones like that, yes. Though Kishrael's entry this time isn't quite as strong as its earlier ones, but stronger than it's last one, I think. Or maybe I'm dreaming.
*the phrase "Should Every Entry be a Kishraeli Entry?" begins gaining popularity on the crystallomatrix, then bleeds onto Twitter as #ShouldEveryEntryBeAKishraeliEntry*

Chameliya - One Last Time

Kielo: Throaty.
Taiki: Spunky.
Kielo: Fiery.
Taiki: Extravagant.
Kielo: I liked the rhythm, but the music felt odd somehow. Just me again?
Taiki: I thought they were fine. Maybe you are tripping.
Kielo: Thanks.

Mister X - Wrong Man (Why Do You Love Him?)

Taiki: Ooh, dramatic.
Kielo: I think it was overly so, though that might get them votes. Is this a movie or a WorldVision entry? Is there going to be a stylized murder? Extravagant weeping? Cries of sorrow? An epic battle? The Supreme of the powers above rising above the cowering seas and skies, surrounded by a whirling multitude of snow-white gyrfalcons, lightning bolts blazing from his aura?
*Is Taiki even paying attention?*
Taiki: Sam seems to have developed a respiratory condition. I swear he didn't sound like that last time I heard him.

The Grand British Kingdom - Have a Child With You

Kielo: I, ah, um, find this a very... unique song.
Taiki: You could say that.
Kielo: It does educate people on the miracle of childbirth.. at least what happens during the time before it, I guess.
Taiki: But it makes an entry you might expect from Kasanova-Koratica, but less interesting and more... eyebrow-raising.
Kielo: Eyebrow raising is the right term. Kinda makes you want to.. scoot away from Queen de Teetha.
*she raises an eyebrow and scoots away from the view*

Missus X - Communists

Taiki: Why do they always send that guy? Do they have anyone else?
Kielo: Apparently not.
Taiki: Whatever. Boring song about economics, but I want to Na him so badly.
Kielo: You'd Na anyone.
Taiki: Um no, I wouldn't. You're the one commenting on the attractiveness of the singers, after all. I just want to Na Rick.
Kielo: Then again, I think Rick would Na everyone, given the chance.
Taiki: Hey Rick! Let's Na!

Tödlichebujoku - Take Me Away

Taiki: He seemed kinda lonely on stage.
Kielo: I think it's a throwback to Vulki in WV28. It was pretty good.
Taiki: So did I, though I think Tekata's entry last time had a better dance portion. Like, it found its way into your soul. This... doesn't, really.
Kielo: Nonetheless, it's still an amazing entry, and gets you on your feet. The lyrics and his vocals combined are like ecstasy.
Taiki: Won't argue with you there.

Yttribia - Wars

Taiki: A political song I actually liked.
Kielo: Simple, but effective. Did I say that before, some time ago?
Taiki: Probably. Anyway, this just might get some points from us, depending on how the public interprets the song.
Kielo: Yeah, it could either be seen as pro-war or anti-war. Might be the former, I think. Hard to tell.
Taiki: Mmhmm.

With that, we're gonna take a little break. Bloodbath Generation's next, with MUSES singing their next entry!
Kielo: The girl group on fire. I really can't wait.

[Russadonia]

RUSSADONIA VOTES

"Hello WorldVision! This is Hypatia calling! Thank you all for a wonderful show. We just lament the fact that many have hijacked the show to push their capitalist agendas. Oh well, onto the results of the Russadonian vote."

[Titaniumland]

This edition's Titaniumlander votes are presented by Boy Will, former Worldvision Titaniumlander commentator and a famous talk show host.

[Gloriax]

Gloriax Votes!

1 - Grellenbyosha-ga
2 - Titaniumland
3 - Mister X
4 - Gregoryisgodistan
5 - Yttribia
6 - Free Republics
7 - Electrum

8 - Teague

10 - Izmedu

12 - Todlichebujoku

[Chameliya]

Chāmeliyā

1 point goes to Yttribia
2 points go to Wazekia
3 points go to Nobreloen
4 points go to Arlnonsen
5 points go to Teague
6 points go to Russadonia
7 points go to Electrum
8 points go to Ekoz
10 points go to Venasta
12 points go to Talvezout

[Gregoryisgodistan]

"Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, and slaves. I am Lord Almighty Gregory here to announce the votes, for I am the Lord Your God. Iesusisgodistan is full of heathens who must be destroyed. That is why they are on the Enemy List and the song vindicates my decision. Now, for the votes.

"1 point to Normandy and Picardy because they were the least bad of the bad. Most of the entries were awful, but Normandy and Picardy's was merely bad. So they get a point.
2 points to Nobreloen because I couldn't understand the lyrics, which makes it better than all but eight of the entries.
3 points to United Vaalia for the singer who reminded the world that she, unlike me, is merely a mortal human and not God.
4 points to Swordean Historical Society for their hilariously entertaining song. The rhyme scheme is funny. Turning into a liver. Wow. That's amusing. It's definitely the funniest song of the night.
5 points to Missus X for their creative use of fire. Nationalizing industries is bad. Communism is bad. Banning all industries and just giving the people free prune juice and gruel, giving them houses to live in and clothes to wear, and assigning them jobs whether they like it or not is good. But of course, we don't assign people jobs, they choose them from the list of options we give them. 99.9 percent of the time, there is only one option, and the other 0.1 percent of the time, they are a government VIP, but who cares? It's still a choice.Of course, communism is preferable to the Church of Saintland, as is everything else, so we will defend Ciqi against the wicked Church of Saintland even though they are communist.
6 points to Mister X for showing why some people need to be dickapitated and castrated by a Pervert Chaser, then executed.
7 points to Yttribia for showing how evil governments who aren't us can be. This goernment is most certainly not evil. Why else would we give you free gruel and prune juice that is most certainly not laced with mind control drugs?
8 points to Electrum Diplomatic Offices for their hilarious gruel toss. If Gregoryisgodistan ever hosts the Olympics, tossing gruel at people as hard as you can will be an Olympic sport. There will be two components - how hard the gruel is thrown and how much of it gets on the person strapped to the chair. In fact, I will petition the Olympic Council to add it now.
10 points to Puppetville for their incredibly violent song about killing people. Woohoo!
And finally, 12 points to The Sword Bloke for their wonderful song about public executions. Let's execute everyone in this contest except Shop Owner and Singer 8290JASNDASDA8D. Let's do it together!"

Votes without the rants:

12 points to The Sword Bloke
10 points to Puppetville
8 points to Electrum Diplomatic Offices
7 points to Yttribia
6 points to Mister X
5 points to Missus X
4 points to Swordean Historical Society
3 points to United Vaalia
2 points to Nobloroen
1 point to Normandy and Picardy

[Electrum]

Good Evening Müllhipu! This is Centralis calling, and it's been a fantastic WorldVision! I am Eliza Nord, Electrum's entrant for last edition, and I'm here to present the first half of the Electrum results. Congratulations to Alice Howards for such a fantastic song!

12 Yttribia
10 Talvezout
8 Ekoz
7 Chameliya
6 Todlichebujoku
5 Elejamie
4 Britonisea
3 Sumaltheria
2 Free Republics/Holy Republican Empire
1 Praciba

[Electrum Diplomatic Offices]

Why, you Müllhipu! This is Bertrand Pullman, Gertrude's twin sister! Your voting today has been.... satisfactory. I am expecting everyone to give 12 points to the EDO today! She wanted at least third place, today, but noo, you're going to crush her dreams again! You guys just love to crush people's dreams and stamp on them. All she wanted to do is sing, and now you guys do this! I am extremely mad and angry right now, so mad and angry that Me and her, as well as our younger sister, will perform next edition together, just to teach y'all a lesson in messing with us elderly people. Seriously, it's time that the youth of today respect their elders, it's us elders who hold infinite wisdom, and are mature, like aged wine. Ahem, my producer is telling me to hurry up, so here's the second half of the Electrum results.

12 Venasta
10 Russadonia
8 Izmedu
7 Teague
6 Gloriax
5 Kalosia
4 United Vaalia
3 Gregoryisgodistan
2 Kishrael
1 Arlnonsen

[Todlichebujoku]

- P R E S E N T S -



OFFICIAL TÖDLICHEBUJOKI COMMENTARY
with Kielo Tsukino and Taiki Bosch

---

Taiki: And we're back in time for, ah, "Művelet", Bloodbath Generation's entry.

Bloodbath Generation - Művelet

(OOC: assuming entry was complete)

Kielo: YESSSS OH POWERS ABOVE YES
Taiki: It's an excellent entry, yes.
Kielo: It transcends "excellent".
Taiki: Not sure about that.

Ekoz - It's The Time

Taiki: Ooh. Mmm. I like it.
Kielo: It should have been stronger, more climactic, I think.
Taiki: I thought it was fine the way it was. What did you say before- "Simple but effective" or something like that?
Kielo: Well... not for this, anyway.

Polkopia - Together

Taiki: I liked this a lot too, actually. So many great entries here.
Kielo: I can agree with you here, though of course it's Polkopia so it shouldn't be a surprise that it's good.
Taiki: True... though I thought their last entry was meh.
Kielo: It wasn't.
Taiki: Whatever.

The Sword Bloke - Public Executions Do It All

Taiki: Umm... cool?
Kielo: Huh?
Taiki: I dunno.
Kielo: Me neither.
*both shrug and move on*

Alinghi Federal-Democratic Republic - Je Suis Charlie

Kielo: Nice music.. but the lyrics are odd and the spectacle nonexistent.
Taiki: I think I heard something about the "Je Suis Charlie" thing on the IU news, but I don't think many people here would know.
Kielo: The grammar certainly doesn't help them either.
Taiki: "I am died because they hate my thing." What thing?
Kielo: I "am died" because of the grammar. Luckily, the music resuscitated me.

Estenia - Leak of Traces

Kielo: NOOOO... NOT ANOTHER
Taiki: Calm down, count your stars. There are four, right?
Kielo: I want to hide this song in the "leak of traces" so badly, if it'll be gone for a good while.
Taiki: It might be, if I'm reading the lyrics correctly.
Kielo: Three clerics met, read the lyrics and left with five interpretations of the text.
Taiki: I have two already!

Ekozian Milea - Ekoese Gott-Zegendt

Taiki: Aaand we have a national anthem... of a nation that's not that of the nation performing.
Kielo: Ignoring the context and looking at it as a performance of a national anthem, it's quite good.
Taiki: But then you wake up and remember that this is a song contest.
Kielo: Yes, and promptly forget about it.

Swordean Historical Society - Guns in the River

Taiki: The spirits of the streams and rivers will not enjoy this song.
Kielo: A bit, hydrocidal, maybe?
Taiki: But then again, the poor singers must be under some sort of curse because they'll transform into livers if they don't.
Kielo: Wouldn't be surprised. There wasn't any music, and they couldn't carry a tune at all.
*Kielo puts her head in her hands, then looks back up*
Kielo: Will something end this terrible run of songs? What have we done wrong?
Taiki: Hopefully we haven't.. Ooh, Russadonia's next! They're usually not atrocious!

Russadonia - Dark Red Marks

Kielo: PRAISE THE POWERS ABOVE!
Taiki: We have a reason to stay here! That was amazing.
Kielo: It's.. well, it's simple but more than effective. I loved it.
Taiki: Clearly.
*Taiki laughs, and Kielo grins*
Taiki: So next we have Venasta, another nation which usually sends good tunes.

Venasta - Bright as the Sun

Kielo: And another entry worthy of praise.
Taiki: Energetic, hits the right notes... mmm.
Kielo: Mmm, yeah.

Wazekia - Free

Taiki: Slow and beautiful.
Kielo: And told a story.
Taiki: Dark and classical, ish.
Kielo: Though I'm trying to figure why the writer chose to leave "I'll grow to sublime" in the final version. Doesn't really make sense.
Taiki: But other than that...
Kielo: It's quite nice.

Praciba - Praciba

Taiki: Ooh, those backing guys are hot.
*Kielo looks down at his lap*
Kielo: I see.
*Taiki shifts around in his seat until he finds a comfortable position*
Kielo: Ah, oh my. Glad the viewers can't see that far down. Though I guess more than a few would like to.
Taiki: What can I say?
KIelo: ANYWAY, it's a tolerable song, though the performers will a get a good number of votes from horny guys.
Taiki: You mean guys with taste.
Kielo: Guys searching for a taste.... MOVING ON. We have a debutant, United Vaalia with "Human".

United Vaalia - Human

Kielo: I liked it. Basic, but nice.
Taiki: Sure.
Kielo: "Sure"?
Taiki: Sorry, still can't get the Leriogonæs off my mind.
Kielo: Well hopefully Kalosia will.

Kalosia - Ja Diros Si Sa Sanot (I Would've Said Yes If I Knew)

Taiki: I... That did it, okay. Wow.
Kielo: Dramatic and effective.
Taiki: Reminds me of Mister X's entry, but I think I liked this better.
Kielo: It is, actually. A touch less dramatic, but there's actually something to be dramatic about. Dark, with those coffins, but it works.
Taiki: It does. And next we have Jalo and Helmi, then a chunk of Vulki's new song, "Sin Again".

Voting Info

Kielo: Well, the gates are opening now and you can vote for your favorite entry-
Taiki: Or spend wayy to much time debating over which is your favorite entry-
Kielo: And vote by Seed, crystal or shard. The information will be overlaid below, so go!

VulkanischenJään - Sin Again

Kielo: Whoo!
Taiki: Wait.. what did he do?
*Kielo shrugs, then makes a "be silent" gesture as the next song is starting*

Asuka Virtanen ft. Tekata - Alive

Kielo: Slightly gory start, but wow.
Taiki: Now this one made me feel alive.

Veli Pinheiro - Not Complete

Taiki: Ah, Veli. Still as earthshaking as ever.
Kielo: What an end to the interval act.

Taiki: Well, now voting's begun. We'll leave the incredibly exciting process for you to judge, cheer at and also stare disappointedly at the representative.
Taiki & Kielo: Bye!
*they both wave as the view turns to the main stage and the two side screens, where the votes are announced*

[Todlichebujoku]

TÖDLICHEBUJOKI VOTES


Sitali Aalto, co-lead singer of Kultaiset Pievos, Tödlichebujoku's WV33 entrant

Hey Müllhipu, it's the greenroom calling! What an amazing show! Well, I've got Tödlichebujoku's votes. Here are the first seven:

Rolling in with 8 points is GACIADA, with "All I Dream About"!
Next with 10 points is BLOODBATH GENERATION, with the fiery MUSES and "Művelet"!
And finally we have the top 12 points going to... RUSSADONIA and their "Dark Red Marks"!!

Good night and good luck, everyone!

(OOC: If Bloodbath Generation can't be voted for, then 1 point goes to Kishrael and everyone below Bloodbath gets bumped up a spot)

[Grellenbyosha-ga]

GRELLENBYŌSHA-GESE VOTES


Tàhti Wasylyk, revered actress-priestess

Hello Müllhipu, it's Grellenbyōsha-ga. Here are our votes:

Our 8 points go to Wazekia,
10 points to Sumaltheria,
and 12 points to the Holy Republican Empire!

Thank you and bless you all.

[Normandy and Picardy]

NPTV
Worldvision 36, MondeVis 36
The Votes

Hello, I'm Michel Huryton and welcome back to Worldvision live from Mullhipu. John has had to leave after the meal provided for him made him ill...that and he tried to kill Rick Leg. Let's begin

1 - Normandy and Picardy
All the songs their deserve the points, but I'm surprised the people back home gave Venasta 5 points, but who am I to question? It's nice to see Emile out of the set for the sitcom, "Bosjan".

2 - Talvezout
Thank you for the 8 points. I am surprised Electrum got 12. They may do well tonight, although it's not my cup of tea

3 - United Vaalia
Thanks...for...nothing. Also, how are Russadonia doing so well? Look at the scoreboard and you'll see how well they are doing. .

4 - Sword Bloke
Bloc voting if ever I saw it. Nobreloen is doing well, which is hardly a surprise. Another country doing (oddly) well are Regica.

5 - Swordean Historical Society
Yep, bloc voting. Exactly the same as the last except the 12 points. There isn't much more to say about this.

6 - Puppetville
Thank you for the 12! Also, it's nice to see Praciba doing well, and once again Regica get points. I am still bitter about United Vaalia though.

7 - Arlnonsen
Well, Regica could win it but I wouldn't place my bets on them. We got 4 points, which we'll take, my favourite - Nobreloen - got 12 and somehow Chameliya got 1.

8 - Nobreloen
Thank you for the six. It's not surprising Arlnonsen got 12, but I thought Chameliya's one point would be it for them

9 - Mister X
Thank you so much for no points! In other news, madmanwhothinksheisgodistan got 8! Why?

10 - Missus X
All the obscene comments made were thankfully censored for you back home. We got 10, which I'm happy about, although the official had an "accident"; we sent Psycho on him

11 - Izmedu
It's lovely to see Polkopia get points, especially as they haven't done well. It's the curse of being the winner, which applies to everyone but Kishrael

12 - Elejamie
Thank you so much or the 12 points! Look at our boys, they're ecstatic. They weren't prepared for that whatsoever. Also, my guilty pleasure (for obvious reasons), Praciba, got 8.

13 - Regica
7 points for us here. Talvezout got a deserved 12, with Nobreloen surprisingly only getting two

14 - Russadonia
I didn't like the song, I don't like their country. Can we please wipe that smirk of their announcer's face?

15 - Titaniumland
Once again, nothing. I have a feeling we won't be getting points for a while, though look how well we are doing.

16 - Gloriax
Again, zilch! The hosts get 12 points but there isn't really anything remarkable about the voting here

17 - Gregoryisgodistan
We'll take one; it's not like we gave you twelve points last competition at all. It's nice to see Psycho get points from someone other than us

18 - Electrum
Oh, Yttribia get 12 and Talvezout 10. I'm happy for both, although we didn't get any

19 - Electrum Diplomatic Offices
Venasta get 12 points. I did like their song, but not that much. It was better than quite a few peoples' entries though.

20 - Todlichebujoku
Ah, it's the hosts. Some, in my view, odd votes here, especially Russadonia and Gaciada.

21 - Grellenbyosha-ga
What a surprise; 7 to Todlichebujoku. I hope I don't have to say that many more times tonight. Nothing for us here.

22 - Gaciada
Another 12 points! That makes three sets of 12 points so far. Oh, the boys are over the moon with that, and I take back any negative comments made to the Gaciadan commentator during the interval.

[Gaciadia]

Eiscogo! Good night Müllhipu, Area Maior calling. Thank you for this amazing show and the very good songs that are in. We have spent a good night listening to them! Here are the gaki votes:
1 Kishrael
2 Gloriax
3 Teague
4 Russadonia
5 Venasta
6 Ekoz
7 Nobreloen

Now, the big ones:
8 points go to

Polkopia!

Our 10 points go to

Talvezout!

And the gaki 12 points go to

NORMANDY AND PICARDY!!

After this, nothing left to say. Thank you! Adiw!

[Elejamie]

ETV1 presents WorldVision 36 - English language commentary by Cerin Erali and Flynn Taggart

CE: Right, Fluh-yeen and I have decided to do that drinking game I proposed last time.
FT: Since I don't drink, I'm sticking with water.
CE: Meanwhile, ETV have allowed me to bring over a few beers: Koala Blood Beer from Blood Breweries; Iyil Bir from Alunda Bir; Acid Reflex from Hanson's Brews... All the good ones.
FT: So shall we get started?
CE: (Cerin opens up the first bottle of beer) Yes, let's.

01 - Normandy and Picardy (19) Votes

CE: And to kick things off, we have no points from Normandy and Picardy.
FT: Drink.

---

02 - Talvezout (07) Votes

CE: And nothing there from Talvezout either. Although Normandy and Picardy got eight points, so that's something.
FT: Drink again.

---

03 - United Vaalia (41) Votes

CE: Absolutely nothing there for Elejamie.
FT: You know what to do.

---

04 - The Sword Bloke (32) Votes

CE: Our first points! Only two, though, but still better than nothing.
FT: Iesusisgodistan got six points, though. And that terrible "Guns in the River" song got twelve.

---

05 - The Swordian Historical Society (36) Votes

CE: And the same again! Except with a different nation getting the big twelve!
FT: CTRL C, CTRL V.

---

06 - Puppetville (17) Votes

CE: Surely you'd think we'd get a couple of points from a nation as insane as Puppetville, right?
FT: If you did, you thought wrong.
CE: Normandy and Picardy got twelve, Praciba eight and Ekoz one.
FT: Surprisingly, Ekozian Milea got two. Best not to dwell on that

---

07 - Arlnonsen (06) Votes

CE: Nothing for Elejamie there...
FT: So take a drink...
CE: But Normandy and Picardy got four. They're doing quite well tonight, don't you think?

---

08 - Nobreleon (02) Votes

CE: Six for Normandy and Picardy, four for Ekoz, one partridge in a pear tree and nothing for Elejamie.

---

09 - Mister X (24) Votes

CE: Nothing for Elejamie. Maybe they're still mad we didn't give them any points last year.
FT: Who knows? Either way, drink.

---

10 - Missus X (26) Votes

CE: Why do these guys hate Communists? Did a Communist steal their lunch or something?
FT: And distribute it evenly amongst the population so that everyone get the same thing, just smaller and not as good?
CE: Either way, nothing for Elejamie, so bottoms up, people!

---

11 - Izmedu (05) Votes

CE: Absolutely nothing for Elejamie there.
FT: Drink.

---

12 - Elejamie (09) Votes

CE: And there are the Elejamian votes.
FT: Voting for all the countries that didn't like our entry.

---

13 - Regica (08) Votes

CE: Three points for Elejamie. How many is that now? Seven?
FT: Sounds about right.

---

14 - Russadonia (37) Votes

CE: Ten points! An-nal pont!
FT: I'm guessing Dinosaur Head must be a popular act over there.

---

15 - Titaniumland (16) Votes

CE: Nothing for Elejamie -
FT: No surprises there.
CE: - But seven points for Ekoz. Interesting.

---

16 - Gloriax (15) Votes

FT: You know what to do.

---

17 - Chameliya

CE: Nothing there from the chameleons.
FT: Chameliya.
CE: However you say it.

---

18 - Gregoryisgodistan (12) Votes

FT: Again, it's Gregoryisgodistan, so they were definitely not going to like our entry.

---

19 - Electrum (13) Votes

CE: Ooh, five points! How much is that now?
FT: Twenty two.
CE: At least some people out there like our entry.

---

20 - Electrum Diplomatic Office (14) Votes

CE: And nothing there for Elejamie.
FT: In their defence, think of it as voting for the same country twice. Like earlier.
CE: Don't remind me.
FT: You know you're bad when you're being beaten by a song talking about the wonders of public executions.

[Ekoz]

---

Here are the results of the Ekozian vote

---

[Alinghi Federal-Democratic Republic]

1. Ekozian Milea
2. polkopia
3. Todlichebujou
4. Bloodbath generation
5. Ekoz
6. Wazekia
7. The sword Bloke

Teague

Grellenbyosha-ga

Izmedu

[Wazekia]

Wazekia Votes

[a picture of Irina Waselin, a Wazekian pop singer appears in front of Royal Square in Ryzap, the Wazekian capital.]

Hello, Müllhipu! Ryzap calling! Thank you for a wonderful evening!

Here are the first results of the Wazekian vote:

1 point goes to Tödlichebojoku
2 points to Bloodbath Generation
3 points to Russadonia
4 points to Kishrael
5 points to Chameliya
6 points to Venasta
7 points to Polkopia

Now the rest:

Yttribia!

Gaciadia!

SUMALTHERIA!

[Kishrael]

Kishraeli Votes - צבהרות קיסרלות

12 Points: Gloriax
10 Points: Gaciadia
8 Points: Polkopia
7 points: Titaniumland
6 points: Sumaltheria
5 points: Teague
4 points: Todlichebujoku
3 points: Izmedu
2 points: Nobreleon
1 point: Estenia

[Bloodbath Generation]

Nora Elhamdi

Hello, Müllhipu! This is Bloodbath Generation calling. Thank you for the amazing show, and good luck Dila, Puteri and Lin once again. Now, here are our votes.

1 point goes to song 7 from Talvezout
2 points are for Wakezia
3 points to Izmedu
4 points are for our good friends in Kalosia
5 points go to Nobreloen
6 points go to tonight's amazing hosts, Todlichebujoku!
and 7 points to Ekoz

Our 8 points fly off to Yttribia
and 10 points are for Russadonia
and our 12 points go to Gaciadia! Airane swept the votes by the biggest margin in our history of participation. Congratulations!

[Britonisea]

1. Ekoz
2. Titaniumland
3. GBK
4. Yttribia
5. Russadonia
6. Teague
7. Izmedu

8. Polkopia
10. Todlichebujoku
12. Ekozian Milea!!! yay

[Ekozian Milea]

---

---

1 - Mister X
2 - Kishrael
3 - Titaniumland
4 - Puppetville
5 - Sumaltheria
6 - Todlichebujoku
7 - Yttribia

8 - Teague
10 - Ekoz

12 - Gacaidia

[The Grand British Kingdom]

1. Gregoryisgodistan
2. Ekoz
3. Electrum Diplomatic Offices...or something like that.
4. Britonisea
5. Russadonia
6. Kishrael
7. Talvezout

8. Titaniumland
10. Todlichebujoku
12. Ekozian Milea!!! yay