WorldVision Song Contest 35 - OOC/Signups [SIGN-UPS CLOSED]

[Elke and Elba]

So now I have mixed feelings, because of this. Hell, let's do a small NF to decide, then.

Choose Nobreloen's Version!

It is known that Nobreloen will definitely send Unvocal and Andrea Epp - with the song Paths (Divergence).

However, what hasn't been decided is the version.

Please send your preference to the inbox of Nobreloen (not Elke and Elba), by 1st December:

1. The Original Version

2. The Acoustic Version

Thank you in advance!

The Broadcaster - Elkean Telecommunications

[Kishrael]

Kishrael will return.

[Elejamie]

I enjoyed reading WV34 and I guess I could give it a go this time round.

But I have a quick question: Are you allowed to base your song on an instrumental? I mean, my entry will have lyrics - obviously - but the song I might base it on does not. If I can't, then I'll find another song, which shouldn't be too difficult.

Can someone please answer my question? I'm sorry if I sound rude, but I do genuinely need an answer. Also, apologies if the question seems stupid, but, again, I do really need an answer.

[Britonisea]

I enjoyed reading WV34 and I guess I could give it a go this time round.

But I have a quick question: Are you allowed to base your song on an instrumental? I mean, my entry will have lyrics - obviously - but the song I might base it on does not. If I can't, then I'll find another song, which shouldn't be too difficult.

Can someone please answer my question? I'm sorry if I sound rude, but I do genuinely need an answer. Also, apologies if the question seems stupid, but, again, I do really need an answer.

Of course! Anything that has an Instrument in it should be fine!

[Elke and Elba]

Can someone please answer my question? I'm sorry if I sound rude, but I do genuinely need an answer. Also, apologies if the question seems stupid, but, again, I do really need an answer.

Of course! Anything that has an Instrument in it should be fine!

In fact, we have people basing their songs on nothing except words, so you should be good to go.

[Elejamie]

Of course! Anything that has an Instrument in it should be fine!

In fact, we have people basing their songs on nothing except words, so you should be good to go.

OK, thanks dudes. I just wanted to make sure, that's all. Expect my entrants to be announced... Whenever I can find a good picture and write up enough info.

[The Sarian]

The Sarian will be represented by MLV with the sing You're My Vice (To the tune of Coldplay's paradise)

[Kalosia]

Kalosia is in once again!

[Mister X]

Mister X will be usual. And he's back: Filius Deorum will sing "Iuvenis" to the tune of Kasabian - "Goodbye Kiss". In a Mister Xian first, the song will feature partly in the official national language of Mister X, Latin.

[Todlichebujoku]

Tödlichebujoku enters with "Sunlight", performed by singer-songwriter and producer Tekata.

Tune: Tiësto- Red Lights

[Missus X]

The judge presided over the trial of Rick Leg.

"The charges against the accused are as follows: that he did knowingly rape and murder 50,000 people - 30,000 of these were citizens of Mister X, and 20,000 were criminals in Missus X. Mister X has extradited him to Missus X to face trial. Jury out."

It took 15 minutes for the jury to reach a conclusion.

The foreman stood up:

"Lord Justice, we strongly feel that Mr Leg should be allowed to represent Missus X at WorldVision again. However, for the charges presented to us, we find Mr Leg guilty."

The judge immediately moved on to the sentencing:

"Mr Leg, you have been fortuitous that the jury will allow you to represent Missus X at WorldVision again if you so wish. However, I am going to impose the following measures upon you..."

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What measures? What will Rick Leg's entry be like on stage? Watch the 35th WorldVision Song Contest to find out.

(Basically, the artist is Rick Leg and the song is "Na", set to this appalling tune.

[Mister X]

The judge presided over the trial of Rick Leg.

"The charges against the accused are as follows: that he did knowingly rape and murder 50,000 people - 30,000 of these were citizens of Mister X, and 20,000 were criminals in Missus X. Mister X has extradited him to Missus X to face trial. Jury out."

It took 15 minutes for the jury to reach a conclusion.

The foreman stood up:

"Lord Justice, we strongly feel that Mr Leg should be allowed to represent Missus X at WorldVision again. However, for the charges presented to us, we find Mr Leg guilty."

The judge immediately moved on to the sentencing:

"Mr Leg, you have been fortuitous that the jury will allow you to represent Missus X at WorldVision again if you so wish. However, I am going to impose the following measures upon you..."

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What measures? What will Rick Leg's entry be like on stage? Watch the 35th WorldVision Song Contest to find out.

(Basically, the artist is Rick Leg and the song is "Na", set to this appalling tune.

Confirmed. I'm sorry to disappoint you all, but this will be exceedingly dull.

[Todlichebujoku]

The judge presided over the trial of Rick Leg.

"The charges against the accused are as follows: that he did knowingly rape and murder 50,000 people - 30,000 of these were citizens of Mister X, and 20,000 were criminals in Missus X. Mister X has extradited him to Missus X to face trial. Jury out."

It took 15 minutes for the jury to reach a conclusion.

The foreman stood up:

"Lord Justice, we strongly feel that Mr Leg should be allowed to represent Missus X at WorldVision again. However, for the charges presented to us, we find Mr Leg guilty."

The judge immediately moved on to the sentencing:

"Mr Leg, you have been fortuitous that the jury will allow you to represent Missus X at WorldVision again if you so wish. However, I am going to impose the following measures upon you..."

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What measures? What will Rick Leg's entry be like on stage? Watch the 35th WorldVision Song Contest to find out.

(Basically, the artist is Rick Leg and the song is "Na", set to this appalling tune.

Confirmed. I'm sorry to disappoint you all, but this will be exceedingly dull.

My God...

Free Republics thought his(?) song was apalling, but that is truly a horror.

[Elejamie]

After it was announced that Elejamie will be participating in the 35th WorldVision Song Contest, there was plenty of discussion of who would be the first Elejamian entrant. Eventually, it was revealed that popular electronic group Electric Blue - a trio hailing from Berlin, Mittedorf - would be representing Elejamie with their song The Warp, the first single from their upcoming album MFD (Mutually Fine Distraction). ETV1, who has aired the previous installments and will air this one, have also announced that Cerin Erali, male model and host of the radio entertainment show Cerin's Thoughts, will be the Elejamian commentator.

The band:

Left to right: Nick Sherryman (drums, vocals), Alex King (vocals, keyboards), Gareth Sharp (guitar, bass)

[Titaniumland]

Titaniumland 35th WSC entry

Artists: Cheryl & Curtis
Song: "Gravity"
Tune: Nick Jonas feat. Demi Lovato - Avalanche

[Britonisea]

Let's Decide for WorldVision 35!

In our 5th edition, we turn to the public for some help...

OPTION A

Act: Serpentents
Song: Like A Serpent
Tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEzpBqZYduQ

OPTION B

Act: Luke Cumbringham
Song: When I wake up
Tune:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNpHd1GaQA

Send you votes to me. Either "A" or "B"

[Gregoryisgodistan]

Gregoryisgodistan will sign up with Singer P299AFLASF8. Song will be announced later. The song will be called "The Bombs" and be to the tune of Harry Chapin's "The Rock."

[Mister X]

Gregoryisgodistan will sign up with Singer P299AFLASF8. Song will be announced later.

All your artists are "singers". We never have "composer ST0CK, 41TK3N, 4ND W4T3RM4N", do we?

[Ekoz]

Doing a TV promo tour, can I have names of TV talkshows & what channels they're on if anyone wants Sofia Aagaard to come to their country

[Elejamie]

Doing a TV promo tour, can I have names of TV talkshows & what channels they're on if anyone wants Sofia Aagaard to come to their country

Sure. I might do the same with Electric Blue (my entry). Do we have to PM you the details or can we post them here?

[Ekoz]

DM be easier

[Elejamie]

DM be easier

Done et done.

[Gregoryisgodistan]

CAPITAL DISTRICT, GREGORYISGODISTAN BID FOR WORLDVISION 35
PRAISE GREG WITH SONG

The Capital District, Gregoryisgodistan, is bidding for WorldVision 35. It will be a most glorious WorldVision and the theme of it will be "Praise Greg With Song".

The event will be held at the Lord Almighty Gregory National Stadium. A special stage will be set up in the middle of the venue for everyone to use. It is capable of all sorts of fancy special effects and choreography. Lord Almighty Gregory National Stadium is used for everything from soccer to public executions.



Postcards

Oh yes, postcards. Postcards will be an image of your flag and singer set on fire, for heathens need to burn since they cannot learn. If you are not singing songs of praise to Lord Almighty Gregory, this will be your postcard. If you are, it will just be your normal flag.

Other unique things

Yes, there will be other unique things about this bid. For one, the following are all capital crimes in Gregoryisgodistan and will result in the immediate execution of the singer or member of the delegation by slow slicing, then beheading while still alive.

Execution in Gregoryisgodistan is done by first slow slicing, then we behead the body while it is still alive, then the head is made into a bomb which is thrown through the window of the family home with the family chained inside and detonated killing them. Then the bodies are burned in a mandatory public ceremony. Failure to attend is punishable by death!
Murder, theft, treason, piracy, using or possessing birth control, disturbing the peace, leaving the country without permission, attempting to defect, jaywalking, speeding, drunk driving, drug possession or trafficking, criticizing Lord Almighty Gregory, defacing property of the state (which is almost all property), public or private nudity, bestiality, failure to attend a public post-execution burning, singing any song other than songs of praise to Lord Almighty Gregory and the state, dancing, farting, hijacking, assassination, publishing material critical of the state, speaking words critical of the state, using profanity, wearing pants that leave buttocks or underwear exposed, worshiping any deity other than Gregory, failing to publicly worship Gregory at least 37 times a day, public indecency, fraud, failure to have a proper shrine to Gregory in one's house, distracting a shrine inspection agent while he is at your house, failure to give a shrine inspection agent coffee within 5 seconds of his arrival at your house, kidnapping, arson, assault, smoking, drinking alcohol, drinking orange juice, drinking pear juice, eating oranges, prostitution (for both the prostitute and client), doing jumping jacks, saying the word "coconut", reading a book that is not on the approved books list, thinking about reading a book that is not on the approved books list, thinking about thinking about reading a book that is not on the approved list, questioning the state or Gregory, thinking about questioning the state or Gregory, thinking about thinking about questioning the state or Gregory, thinking critical thoughts about Gregory or the state, thinking about thinking critical thoughts about the state or Gregory, burping, eating any food other than government-issued gruel rations, drinking any beverage other than government-issued prune juice rations, using the bathroom during a mandatory Gregory worship time (Between 3 and 5 AM, 6 and 11 AM, 2 to 5 PM, 7 to 9 PM and 10 PM to midnight), sleeping during a mandatory Gregory worship time, having dreams which are critical of Gregory or the state, attempting to figure out which technology the government uses to prove many of the above crimes, hypothesizing that the government does not actually possess the technology and merely accuses people because everyone commits some of these crimes sometimes, asking what you are being charged with upon arrest, refusing to accept one's guilt and execution sentence, refusal to accept one's guilt for a crime not punishable by execution, talking during one's trial for a non-capital crime, professing one's innocence of a non-capital crime, owning a car, owning a bike, being bald or having a shaven head, having sexual relations with any partner not authorized by the state, talking to anyone without state authorization, attempting to attain state authorization for something without first receiving authorization from the state, questioning whether the previous regulation makes any sense whatsoever, wearing clothes, questioning whether some of these laws conflict with eachother, failure to bow down to Gregory or his image (such as on a television screen or a statue) immediately upon seeing it, talking to police officers during arrest, trial, prosecution, or any other point, thinking about what you might say to police if you could talk, thinking about thinking about what you might say if you could talk, failure to fly the national flag outside your house, failure to sing the national anthem every hour on the hour, including while asleep (though many citizens set their alarm clocks for 5 minutes to the hour then go back to sleep after singing the anthem) attempting to disable any spy cameras anywhere, including in one's own home, attempting to determine the location of spy cameras, determining the location of spy cameras (even accidentally), talking about the secret police, thinking about the secret police, having a telephone, writing anything other than praises of Lord Almighty Gregory or the state, sneezing, coughing, showering, bathing, blasphemy, looking in sewers, littering, hacking, trespassing, riding ugly horses, rape, attempting suicide, flying a kite, whining, complaining, looking at goats, talking to animals, nosepicking, digging in gardens, walking on grass, swimming, cutting something with scissors, wearing a watch, making bad jokes, imitating animals, threatening anyone, possession of pornography, child molestation, kicking a duck, kicking a cow, cow tipping, kicking a chicken, stepping in dog poop, stepping in cow poop, singing or playing some, but not all, of the national anthem (except at the end of Creation Day when only the first two verses and the last verse are sung), eating on Creation Day, speaking any language other than English, masturbating, prank calling, singing the incorrect words to the national anthem, electronically transmitting nude or semi-nude pictures, being in public without a shirt (except at beaches and swimming pools), wearing high heels, making a false bomb threat, pulling the fire alarm when there is no fire, possessing spray paint, drinking on Creation Day, going to the bathroom on Creation Day, failure to pronounce Lord Almighty Gregory's name correctly, and hiccuping.

Additionally, humiliating the nation is punishable by execution but not in the usual matter. You are sliced up into little pieces while still alive, covered in pancake batter and coconut, deep fried, and fed to Lord Almighty Gregory as a forgiveness offering.

Finally, speculating publicly or privately, either verbally or written, that Lord Almighty Gregory is not a deity is punishable by execution of you, everyone you know, everyone they know, everyone you tell your doubts to, everyone they know, everyone those people know, everyone who lives within a 50 mile radius of where you live, everyone who was within a 50 mile radius of you when you expressed those doubts, everyone who lives within a 50 mile radius of the people you told your doubts to, and everyone who was within 50 miles of them when you told them.

If you think about thinking about thinking that Gregory might not be a deity, we execute you in the usual matter. If you think about thinking about it, we execute you and everyone you know. If you think about it, we execute everyone you know and everyone they know.

But of course, actually saying or writing this theory is far worse punishment.

Also, all singers except the winner, the Gregoryisgodistani singer, and anyone who sings songs of praise to Lord Almighty Gregory will be sold into slavery when the contest is over. Some of the sexy ones may be made into sex slaves, but the others will be doing hard, manual labor.

"Poetic license" does exist in Gregoryisgodistan, so singers will not be sentenced to time in a Grammar Reeducation Camp for using bad grammar in their song. However, they should be careful not to use it when not singing, or they will be sentenced to 28 days in such a camp. During this time, they will spend 23 hours a day studying grammar and the remaining hour eating, drinking, going to the bathroom, sleeping, or doing whatever else they need to do. There are also Spelling Reeducation Camps, so delegations should make sure the lyrics are correctly spelled.

Lord Almighty Gregory will be making special appearances throughout the night to give speeches, and all audience members, including foreigners, will be required to bow down to him or be executed. Enemy Crushers will be present at the stadium throughout the night and will crush to death any audience members from countries which do not give points to Gregoryisgodistan. For those unaware of the Enemy Crushers, they all weigh 500 pounds or more (often much more) and crush to death people who are enemies of the state. They cause havoc at every sporting tournament they compete in and have crushed the entire opposing team on multiple occasions. They even crushed several hundred fans per game sometimes. Be sure to give us points.

Additionally, all singers must appear properly clothed. This means they must be wearing something covering their torso, genitals, buttocks, and at least part of their upper legs. Anyone who doesn't will be punished by a Pervert Chaser. Pervert Chasers will cut off the privates of the offender. This also applies to other sex-related offenses such as streaking, rape, molestation, and mooning. Any streakers during the competition will be dealt with harshly. Furthermore, any singer who is a convicted sex offender in their country (by the Gregoryisgodistani definition) will be dickapitated and castrated upon arrival in Gregoryisgodistan, although they will not face any execution unless they commit another sex crime in Gregoryisgodistan.

Green Room


Naturally, the green room will only contain prune juice and gruel rations. Deal with it. Other than that, slaves will be on hand as attendants to fulfill the singers' every need. They will bring in costumes, provide them with prune juice and gruel rations to their heart's content, and serve as bathroom attendants in case any of the singers need to go.


Vote for this bid or we'll invade!

[Coconutstan]

Oh, yay.

Quebec's back, but with his puppet of sapient coconuts and coco(-insert any types of animals or humans)s!

[Todlichebujoku]

Oh, yay.

Quebec's back, but with his puppet of sapient coconuts and coco(-insert any types of animals or humans)s!

OH I WONDER HOW YOU CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA