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El Cuscatlan
Senator
 
Posts: 4616
Founded: Nov 18, 2012
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Postby El Cuscatlan » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:14 pm

OOC: This joke comes from certain situation. When Fenwyck was trying to type "Terten" autocorrect changed it into "Turtle". That is why now Axis calls Asigna's leader "Turtle".

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TERTENBUSTERS
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Gran Cuscatlan
Tertenbuster
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: #TertenBusters, Burmese Crisis

@GreatTertenXD now I am revealing your true form to whole world!



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Gran Cuscatlan - population 718 million - is rightist junta ruled county in Latin America. | I am born again Christian.
SANTIAGO ANTI COMMUNIST TREATY ORGANISATION - WE KILL THE REDS! | INDUTRIAS SOBERRANAS - CUSCATLANI ARMS! | Cuscatlani Integralism | Guardia Anticommunista

Given title of "The AntiChe" by Lolloh 10th May 2014. Now commies tremble in fear!

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The New Velociraptor Empire
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13245
Founded: Dec 18, 2011
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Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:24 pm

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Thursday, 09/15/14

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Dictator Pilkington 001
ONLINE
The New Velociraptor Empire
Supreme Overlord
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Politics

@TERTENBUSTERS

I find that image offensive to fascist reptilians, not entirely unlike myself and Dinosaur Hitler of the Hollow Earth. I refuse to have the fascist ideology be associated with Micheal Bay.



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Asigna
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13543
Founded: Aug 24, 2013
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Postby Asigna » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:28 pm

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Tuesday, 09/16/48

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Rosie Rivers
ONLINE
Philippine bayan
Philippine ambassador to the UN
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: YOLO

Hahahaha! I hope the blanco (secret police) will not catch me! :p

Endangered political species...


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NS's resident Filipino patriot. May also be that weird Vietnamese guy whose name must not be spoken.

Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
Totalitarian Theocracy
THE GREATER PHILIPPINE BAYAN
Hukbo/Military -
THE HOMELAND TERRITORIES - foreign affairs
Visit our nation! - Asigna TV - Know the Light of Heaven

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Christian Jerusalem (Ancient)
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 14, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Jerusalem (Ancient) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:29 pm

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King Joseph of Jerusalem
ONLINE
Kingdom of Jerusalem
King of Jerusalem
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: @GREAT TERTEN XD

I do agree that this world would be better off without "pesky politicians" But European Imperialism is not always a bad thing, a good example is when my Kingdom was founded in the 1200s, if it means bringing peace to a region then sometimes it is right to step in and rule said region for them, unless of course you are also against installing peace?



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Hello! call me Acre. I am just a friendly Christian with a love of alternate history, and i always wondered what would have happened if the crusades where successful
I don't have anything against Islam, nor do i see them as my enemies, this is just a Roleplay nation


Hello Islamic Extremist nations, i see you're Jihad and il raise you one Crusade

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Asigna
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13543
Founded: Aug 24, 2013
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Postby Asigna » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:35 pm

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GREAT TERTEN XD
ONLINE
Philippine bayan
Punong
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Politics and society

@ King Joseph of Jerusalem I wouldn't call that imperialism, i would call that "peacekeeping" - Putin style. :p



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NS's resident Filipino patriot. May also be that weird Vietnamese guy whose name must not be spoken.

Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
Totalitarian Theocracy
THE GREATER PHILIPPINE BAYAN
Hukbo/Military -
THE HOMELAND TERRITORIES - foreign affairs
Visit our nation! - Asigna TV - Know the Light of Heaven

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District XIV
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5990
Founded: Dec 01, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby District XIV » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:37 pm

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Yarde-Karg
ONLINE
Frelsia
Student at the University of Hicastu
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Politics and Society

Reports are coming in that a rogue Galean shot an Austzelandi border guard.

On one hand I feel good, because I'm pretty sure the Austzelandis aren't gonna let this fly. On the other, I don't want more heavy fighting :(



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New Austzeland
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1767
Founded: Nov 11, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby New Austzeland » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:41 pm

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Monday, 09/15/2014

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sergeiairmus
ONLINE
Republic of New Austzeland
New Austzeland Marine Corps
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Politics & Society, Frelsian Civil War

It appears that those stupid Galeans decided to shoot at one of our soldiers, from what i've heard the dudes who did that received an ass whooping from an Mi-24 from the NAAF LOL

but here comes another damn war and this time the enemy will be an actual challenge unlike those larthinians and rebels in the northeast



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I am a 21 year old Canadian, and am hopelessly addicted to old Mitsubishis and anime
PROS:$300 sh*tboxes that barely run
ANTI:Nice cars

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Christian Jerusalem (Ancient)
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 14, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Jerusalem (Ancient) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:41 pm

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Good king Joe
ONLINE
Jerusalem
King
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: @GREAT TERTEN XD

Meh i guess that is how you view imperialism, a bunch of europeans go in fight the natives and start a empire, that is basically what happened, that reminds me, Iran and Saudi-Arabia have not insulted me for a few day's, maybe they are becoming a bit less insane!



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Hello! call me Acre. I am just a friendly Christian with a love of alternate history, and i always wondered what would have happened if the crusades where successful
I don't have anything against Islam, nor do i see them as my enemies, this is just a Roleplay nation


Hello Islamic Extremist nations, i see you're Jihad and il raise you one Crusade

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District XIV
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5990
Founded: Dec 01, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby District XIV » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:46 pm

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Sunday, 9/15/14

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Yarde-Karg
ONLINE
Frelsia
Student at the University of Hicastu
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Politics & Society, Frelsian Civil War

@sergeiairmus: Fuck, so it is true.

Just remember that all us Frelsians are routing for you guys! :)



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Zanubiyala
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Aug 23, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Zanubiyala » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:12 pm

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09.09.2025

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EmirSayid
ONLINE
Zanubiyala
Emir of Zanubiyala
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category:#TertenBusters, #AsignismisNazism
#BombAsigna!

Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles

Terten in a full-shell
Nazi power!

They're the world's most fabulous fighting team (We're really gay!)
They're nazis in a half-shell and they're green (Hey - can I get a say!)
When the big bad Martinez attacks
These Gay little boys hit him with tiny slaps!

Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles

Master Hitler taught them to kill the Chinese (He's a radical rat!)
Terten leads, Ermund’s a gay sex machine (That's a fact, Jack!)
Franklin Francisco is a really gay stooge (Gimme a break!)
Adriano is a party dude (Party!)

Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles

Terten in a full shell
Nazi power!



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IC NAME: Zairo

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Christian Jerusalem (Ancient)
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 14, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Jerusalem (Ancient) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:26 pm

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King Joseph
ONLINE
Jerusalem
King, Hospitaller knight
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: YOLO




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Hello! call me Acre. I am just a friendly Christian with a love of alternate history, and i always wondered what would have happened if the crusades where successful
I don't have anything against Islam, nor do i see them as my enemies, this is just a Roleplay nation


Hello Islamic Extremist nations, i see you're Jihad and il raise you one Crusade

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Guadalupador
Senator
 
Posts: 4990
Founded: Oct 08, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Guadalupador » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:35 pm

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Guadalupadorian Ministry of State Affairs (EN)
ONLINE
Guadalupador
Guadalupadorian Government Agency
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Travel Advisory

The Ministry of State Affairs for the Federal Union of Guadalupador is issuing a Class III Travel Ban against the Lopezian Federation of Gran Cuscatlan. Any and all citizens (with the exception of government officials) of the Federal Union of Guadalupador are advised to leave Gran Cuscatlan at the soonest possible time available. This has been enacted for your safety, as relations between the Federal Union of Guadalupador and Gran Cuscatlan are deteriorating quickly. This dip in relations may have an effect on how citizens of Gran Cuscatlan may perceive you, and your compatriots.



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Guadalupadorian Embassy Program
Proud Member of the INTERNATIONAL FREEDOM COALITION!
OOC: Call me Dorian, Dor or Guad.

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Zhouran
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7998
Founded: Feb 09, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Zhouran » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:05 pm

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Amy Tiongco
ONLINE
People's Republic of Zhouran
Philippine Society Analyst
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Society

Tert-toise?

Mmmhhh... I'm surprised Filipinos can simply make fun of their leader, but here in Zhouran, mock Xia Peng or any famous politician, and you get yourself a firing squad.



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Planeia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1873
Founded: Jan 06, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Planeia » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:38 pm

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Monday, 9/15/2024

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Task_Force_Fan_Gurl99
(Misaka Trito)
ONLINE
Arcthro Letium, DURP
Intern at the Planeian Committee of Xeno Affairs
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: YOLO

@King Joseph of Jerusalem dude, it's like, the future, like, and you're in like, the earth's medieval ages. like, how are you like, online? i am too high on zarijuana rite now, like, i am seriously frucked up on that jeed, you know what i mean? way too high actually, it's causing like time travel and shiz, i should cut back... you know what, nah, this trip is core as fruck! im seeing, like, knights and shiz :)

#SmokeJeedErrday #520



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Paradise has Fallen

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The New Velociraptor Empire
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13245
Founded: Dec 18, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:24 pm

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Dictator Pilkington 001
ONLINE
The New Velociraptor Empire
Supreme Overlord
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Time Travel

@Task_Force_Fan_Gurl99

Your puny mammalian intellect cannot conceive of the true nature of time, it isn't a fabric, it's more like a rug really. Natural timezasters occur more often than you think. Like Timenadoes, Timequakes, Timevolution Waves, Timeicanes, Timephoons, and Time-bergs. Not to mention all the things caused by intentional travelers of the 4th dimension such as Self-Grandfathering, Butterfly Effects, Groundhogs Dayism, Timeception, and McFly Syndrome. For example, I seem to be stuck in thursday for the past couple days.

#ScienceFact



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Nationalist Eminral Republic
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5862
Founded: Jun 24, 2012
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Postby Nationalist Eminral Republic » Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:54 pm

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Francis Harper
ONLINE
Federation of Eminral Republic
Minister of National Defense
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Defense, Transportation, Indian Ocean

1. Government of Eminral issues travel safety announcement. Sea travels/Air travels to and from Andaman Islands and mainland Eminrallian India has been reduced. Eminrallian vessels and aircrafts will continue to navigate through the Indian Ocean, albeit the flights are reduced, routes have been changed and the Indian SDF has been instructed to escort vessels and aircrafts while passing through the ocean. This is a response to an apparent warning made by Axis Coalition.

2. The Government of Eminral will not back down in the face of the threats made by the Bosnian leader. As one of our patriotic songs state: "And if Thou [Eminral] shall be once more threatened, Our corpses shall block the way". All hell will break lose before we give up our rights and freedoms to Medieval barbarians.



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Federation of Eminral RepublicPederasyon ng Republika ng Eminral
エミンラル共和連邦 Federación de la República Eminral

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New Austzeland
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1767
Founded: Nov 11, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby New Austzeland » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:01 pm

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sergeiairmus
ONLINE
Republic of New Austzeland
New Austzeland Marine Corps
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Politics & Society, Frelsian Civil War

my regiment just got orders from the NADF commanders to move to the austzo-valim border just an hour ago... god damnit here we go once again :meh:



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I am a 21 year old Canadian, and am hopelessly addicted to old Mitsubishis and anime
PROS:$300 sh*tboxes that barely run
ANTI:Nice cars

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The United Motherland
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9431
Founded: Sep 10, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby The United Motherland » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:03 pm

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WEEKDAY, September, 5th, 2014

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Squge K. Dakia
ONLINE
Convist Union
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Geography

Well, hey. We're trying to fix shit up. Hopefully this goes well. Convist party :3



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Planeia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1873
Founded: Jan 06, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Planeia » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:12 am

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Task_Force_Fan_Gurl99
(Misaka Trito)
ONLINE
Arcthro Letium, DURP
Intern at the Planeian Committee of Xeno Affairs
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: YOLO

@Dictator Pilkington 001 dude, like, best trip ever. im getting like, dinosaurs calling me a mammal and talking about like, breaking the laws of quantum physics with anomalies that break all known fact about relativity and time dilation and serve the time component of spacetime as not a physical value or even a mathematical model but as an actual force that can be reversed. like, awesome!

#SmokeJeedErrday #PlaneianIQ



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Paradise has Fallen

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Juche Peoples Republic of Korea
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Sep 14, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Juche Peoples Republic of Korea » Tue Sep 16, 2014 3:41 am

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Jo Myong-hae
(조 명지대 이상해)
ONLINE
Juche Peoples Republic of Korea
(한국 의 주체 인민 공화국)
General Secretary of the WPK
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Politics/Military

JPRK has been accepted into the SCP, KCNA will report live on the WPK summit later today. Sinuiji war games ongoing, KPA units performing excellently.



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Luepola
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1621
Founded: Sep 22, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Luepola » Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:34 am

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Petra Marano_Alisi<3
ONLINE
Lituá Prefecture, Luepola
Student at the Besíní Aeronautical Institute
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Politics/Military

@JoMyongHae as a Luepolan citizen, welcome to SCP! Its always great to see another nation stand by our own as allies

noi os nazonacel lupolace, valkomá as PKS! Tu sal sipetam boán viari nodir nazon spike kon lus noi alánzelen :D



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The 'e' is silent.
Riding the Trump Train to the White House

Pro: Absolute Freedom of Speech
i am a trigendered female trans-arab jedi knight please use incorrect pronouns

Anti: Political Correctness, Abuses of Power


Enough is enough.

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Christian Jerusalem (Ancient)
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 14, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Jerusalem (Ancient) » Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:02 am

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King Joseph
ONLINE
Kingdom of Jerusalem
King, Hospitaller knight,
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: @Francis Harper

Medieval Barbarians? i dare say that people where a bit more civilized back then, then they are now, for example, you just insulted hundreds of years of history, maybe you don't respect the dead, but i do.



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Hello! call me Acre. I am just a friendly Christian with a love of alternate history, and i always wondered what would have happened if the crusades where successful
I don't have anything against Islam, nor do i see them as my enemies, this is just a Roleplay nation


Hello Islamic Extremist nations, i see you're Jihad and il raise you one Crusade

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Zhouran
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7998
Founded: Feb 09, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Zhouran » Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:10 am

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PatrioticZhouraneseBoi12
ONLINE
People's Republic of Zhouran
Patriotic Zhouranese kid
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Funny, meme




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Victoriala
Senator
 
Posts: 4772
Founded: Feb 24, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Victoriala » Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:35 am

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September 16 2014
Brought to you by the punch


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Fucking little island person. 陰 and 陽 but mostly 陰. I draw and do designs.
My NS activity is 90% shitposts. Singy and I fuck each other occasionally.
Equity is True Equality. Pro-Aufklärung, Anti-Gegenaufklärung. [economic: -4.0 social: -4.21]

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The Hospitaller Knights
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 14
Founded: Sep 15, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby The Hospitaller Knights » Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:42 am

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September 16 2014

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Brother Matthew
ONLINE
The Hospitaller Order of the Knights of Saint John
Hospitaller Knight
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Category: Military

Hail Brother! i had to deal with some arab looter's near Kerak, but don't worry they are gone now, and hello my Filipino friends! how are things over there?



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