Issues Regarding the Destruction of Swiss Robots's Forests

[Swiss Robots]

Extensive logging and deforestation has led to a drastic decline in the number of trees in our country. While the Swiss Alps is not generally known for its abundance of trees, it is still necessary for both the survival of the native wildlife, and the survival of visiting organics, for trees to exist in some way, shape or form, otherwise, the smog and pollution produced by factories and manufacturing will make the atmosphere surrounding the country unbreathable, turning it into an uninhabitable wasteland, removing the possibility of visiting organic tourists or politicians. We have searched for solutions to our problems and have so far been unsuccessful in solving our environmental problems. The lakes and ponds are full of sludge and grime, and the air is, according to most visiting humans, nearly unbreathable. We have been named one of the Top 50 Worst Tourist Destinations of 2014, and aim to change that, but we are not used to working to preserve the natural world and it's creatures, as it has no impact on us. We ask anyone who is willing to help, if there is a way to fix the environment and, are open to any ideas.





We thank you for your cooperation and support, countries of the world.

[The Workers of Markonia]

We offer to help and we are shipping thousands of tree seeds

[Swiss Robots]

We offer to help and we are shipping thousands of tree seeds

We thank you for your help, but the soil is so polluted and saturated with industrial chemicals, that despite our best efforts, trees have refused to grow here. Do your scientists know of any way to combat this?

[The Workers of Markonia]

We offer to help and we are shipping thousands of tree seeds

We thank you for your help, but the soil is so polluted and saturated with industrial chemicals, that despite our best efforts, trees have refused to grow here. Do your scientists know of any way to combat this?

Hmmm we have no idea you should've treated your environment better! Never the less we are sending you thousands of gallons of soil as well.

[Swiss Robots]

We, as mechanical beings, have a flawed understanding of nature and it's workings, and have only recently learned of the adverse effects a lack of flora can have on the ecosystem, and more importantly, the condition of the atmosphere. We are fully willing to change our ways in order to renew the vitality of our environment, and apologize for squandering our forests and environment, without understanding the impact this would have.

[Swiss Robots]

We have been told that the techniques used in our factories isn't environmentally friendly, but we have no idea how to build more Eco-friendly factories and industries.

[Norwegian Dog People]

You robots are dirty "things" i don't even wonder why pollution is so common you guys should be doing the work. in my nation we have stupid robots like you doing our work for 15 cents an hour and guess what we have no pollution.

[Swiss Robots]

You robots are dirty "things" i don't even wonder why pollution is so common you guys should be doing the work. in my nation we have stupid robots like you doing our work for 15 cents an hour and guess what we have no pollution.

What do you mean "doing the work?". Robots build, run, and live in every part of our country, and yet you claim that we do no work? Just because we aren't comprised of flesh and bone, because we don't eat or breath, because we have gears and circuits instead of organs and blood? Is our work not as good as the work of the 'living' because they consider us their slaves? You, are literally a bunch of dogs, and your fascist beliefs disgust us. We demand that you either pay your robots fairly, and give them rights, or we shall declare war on you!

[Norwegian Dog People]

I will pay them less then. I declare war on you for opposing what my country believes. But under my circumstances if we win we can hire workers from your country for no pay if you win we will send all the robot slaves back.

[Swiss Robots]

I will pay them less then. I declare war on you for opposing what my country believes. But under my circumstances if we win we can hire workers from your country for no pay if you win we will send all the robot slaves back.

None of our citizens would possibly agree to your ludicrous terms! You expect us to allow you to 'hire' our workers as slaves? You who would keep our citizens as slaves need to be taught a lesson! We accept your declaration of war, but you will not take any of our citizens captive as slaves, they would rather die!