The man here to interview them was a balding civil servant.
"Congratulations on your successful escape...yes...now you understand our open policy towards Elbanian islanders? It is quite...unusual, given ArghNeedAName's normally conservative policy on immigration. We have been looking for defectors from Elbania for some time as we are...starting to view the island as a potential security threat.
I presume...that when you arrived on the shore, you recieved an information pack from the local police? I shall need to telephone them to confirm this, mind."