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Blakullar
Senator
 
Posts: 4507
Founded: Sep 07, 2012
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Blakullar » Tue Aug 04, 2015 5:17 am

Aeiouia wrote:They should have pet stores too! Pet stores that sell Singaporean Headcrabs and Creepers. Because that is absolutely safe for the public!

Don't forget Mecharussian worgs and Frenkish deathclaws. Be careful though: try to pet them and they might eat your face!
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Did you know I'm also a website?

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Singaporean Transhumans
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:16 am

Blakullar wrote:
Aeiouia wrote:They should have pet stores too! Pet stores that sell Singaporean Headcrabs and Creepers. Because that is absolutely safe for the public!

Don't forget Mecharussian worgs and Frenkish deathclaws. Be careful though: try to pet them and they might eat your face!

the kilometre crab disagrees
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Tecton
Diplomat
 
Posts: 697
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Tecton » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:44 pm

Aeiouia wrote:They should have pet stores too! Pet stores that sell Singaporean Headcrabs and Creepers. Because that is absolutely safe for the public!

But what about Tecton's unnamed genetically altered super wolves!
Last edited by Tecton on Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
DEFCON Level: 5 - Normal Readiness
Current Event: Average life in Tecton
Citizen Temperament: Normal
Tech Level: FFT (SA stat is currently not canon, new issue system fucked me up.)
Military Personnel: 310,820,366 (Total)
Long Live Technology!
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Singaporean Transhumans
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Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:48 pm

If we sell kilometre crabs in the pet section of the storefront...erm, I think it's better to place kilometre crabs in the 'military' section.

btw ive stopped arbeit on my factbooks cos too tedious
Last edited by Singaporean Transhumans on Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
SYNCRETIC COMBINE - SINKRETIČKE KOMBINAT
Factbook - Trobojka
JEDNOM ZAUVEK - ARMIJA SINKOMSKA

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Singaporean Transhumans
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Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:54 pm

Image

hows this ppl
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Factbook - Trobojka
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The Andromeda Confederation
Envoy
 
Posts: 297
Founded: Jul 18, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Andromeda Confederation » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:00 pm

Image

okay, so I have made one, not exactly that interesting but I think this addition would be cool.

Model of the Benevolence Kit
One of those avid ship collector guys? Do you like to gaze at little models of ships millions of times bigger? Are you retired? If so, you need a hobby, and we can help with that. At about 15cm by 15cm, this little guy will capture the might of the most terrifying and slowest ship in the Andromedian Navy! Buy one, get an Immortal class Tactical Destroyer kit for free!
The Andromeda Confederation
Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this!
VOX NEWS:|Our national anthem gets a synthwave remix.|The Trace Regions have free elections today after reaching a population of 30,000,000.|Andromeda reaches out to build an embassy in the Ravagery, threatening omniversal annihilation if not. We assume that's a part of their culture.|We are a Class A nation, that does NOT use NS stats.
Embassy Program

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Tecton
Diplomat
 
Posts: 697
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Tecton » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:15 pm

Atomic Utopia wrote:
Aeiouia wrote:They should have pet stores too! Pet stores that sell Singaporean Headcrabs and Creepers. Because that is absolutely safe for the public!

"And don't froget the doomsday device isle for all your doom-y needs. Welcome to Tanks & Trinkets, There will be cake.."

Read this in a GLADOS voice.

Did someone say GLaDOS Voice?
DEFCON Level: 5 - Normal Readiness
Current Event: Average life in Tecton
Citizen Temperament: Normal
Tech Level: FFT (SA stat is currently not canon, new issue system fucked me up.)
Military Personnel: 310,820,366 (Total)
Long Live Technology!
I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?
Member of the LEAGUE OF MECHANOCRACIES!

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Allancia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6571
Founded: Jul 24, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allancia » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:17 pm

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:If we sell kilometre crabs in the pet section of the storefront...erm, I think it's better to place kilometre crabs in the 'military' section.

btw ive stopped arbeit on my factbooks cos too tedious

But arbeit macht frei...
Pls forgib me
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
-George Bush

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Tinfect
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Posts: 5235
Founded: Jul 04, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Tinfect » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:27 pm

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:(Image)

hows this ppl


That looks great.

In other news.
I started looking into Warhammer 40k.
And now I know why people kept comparing the Imperium of Tinfect to the Imperium of Man.
Seriously did not expect to see so many parallels. I'd never really looked into 40k until now so holy crap.
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Allancia
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Posts: 6571
Founded: Jul 24, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allancia » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:29 pm

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:(Image)

hows this ppl

Noice. I like it.
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
-George Bush

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Singaporean Transhumans
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Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:30 pm

Tinfect wrote:
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:(Image)

hows this ppl


That looks great.

In other news.
I started looking into Warhammer 40k.
And now I know why people kept comparing the Imperium of Tinfect to the Imperium of Man.
Seriously did not expect to see so many parallels. I'd never really looked into 40k until now so holy crap.

WH40K is overrated :p

*waits for angry fanboys to punish moi 4 heresy*
Last edited by Singaporean Transhumans on Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:31 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Factbook - Trobojka
JEDNOM ZAUVEK - ARMIJA SINKOMSKA

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Tecton
Diplomat
 
Posts: 697
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Tecton » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:36 pm

We should have GLaDOS as our storefront mascot, just cause.
DEFCON Level: 5 - Normal Readiness
Current Event: Average life in Tecton
Citizen Temperament: Normal
Tech Level: FFT (SA stat is currently not canon, new issue system fucked me up.)
Military Personnel: 310,820,366 (Total)
Long Live Technology!
I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?
Member of the LEAGUE OF MECHANOCRACIES!

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Allancia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6571
Founded: Jul 24, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allancia » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:38 pm

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:
Tinfect wrote:
That looks great.

In other news.
I started looking into Warhammer 40k.
And now I know why people kept comparing the Imperium of Tinfect to the Imperium of Man.
Seriously did not expect to see so many parallels. I'd never really looked into 40k until now so holy crap.

WH40K is overrated :p

*waits for angry fanboys to punish moi 4 heresy*

BARBARBAR U WOT M8
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
-George Bush

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Singaporean Transhumans
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Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:42 pm

Tecton wrote:We should have GLaDOS as our storefront mascot, just cause.

A Combine soldier (whichever combine you like it) has been sent to Aperture before to inquire on copyright and he never came back.

rip in pepperonis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E
SYNCRETIC COMBINE - SINKRETIČKE KOMBINAT
Factbook - Trobojka
JEDNOM ZAUVEK - ARMIJA SINKOMSKA

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Tecton
Diplomat
 
Posts: 697
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Tecton » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:49 pm

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:
Tecton wrote:We should have GLaDOS as our storefront mascot, just cause.

A Combine soldier (whichever combine you like it) has been sent to Aperture before to inquire on copyright and he never came back.

rip in pepperonis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E

... THEN WE MAKE OUR OWN!

SLaQOS (Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum (Computer) Operating System)... Sure is sounds like a slacker, but still.

I'll make up a voice sample.
DEFCON Level: 5 - Normal Readiness
Current Event: Average life in Tecton
Citizen Temperament: Normal
Tech Level: FFT (SA stat is currently not canon, new issue system fucked me up.)
Military Personnel: 310,820,366 (Total)
Long Live Technology!
I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?
Member of the LEAGUE OF MECHANOCRACIES!

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Singaporean Transhumans
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Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:03 pm

Tecton wrote:
Singaporean Transhumans wrote:A Combine soldier (whichever combine you like it) has been sent to Aperture before to inquire on copyright and he never came back.

rip in pepperonis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E

... THEN WE MAKE OUR OWN!

SLaQOS (Synthetic Lifeform and Quantum (Computer) Operating System)... Sure is sounds like a slacker, but still.

I'll make up a voice sample.

You are a horrible person. That's what it says.
SYNCRETIC COMBINE - SINKRETIČKE KOMBINAT
Factbook - Trobojka
JEDNOM ZAUVEK - ARMIJA SINKOMSKA

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Tecton
Diplomat
 
Posts: 697
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Tecton » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:15 pm

Finished. Yes, SLaQOS shall be a child for now. Young AI, young voice.
DEFCON Level: 5 - Normal Readiness
Current Event: Average life in Tecton
Citizen Temperament: Normal
Tech Level: FFT (SA stat is currently not canon, new issue system fucked me up.)
Military Personnel: 310,820,366 (Total)
Long Live Technology!
I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?
Member of the LEAGUE OF MECHANOCRACIES!

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Singaporean Transhumans
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Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:21 pm

Tecton wrote:Finished. Yes, SLaQOS shall be a child for now. Young AI, young voice.

I actually thought of the Pedalophobian voice.

Tanks and Trinkets is illuminati cunfirmed
SYNCRETIC COMBINE - SINKRETIČKE KOMBINAT
Factbook - Trobojka
JEDNOM ZAUVEK - ARMIJA SINKOMSKA

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The Andromeda Confederation
Envoy
 
Posts: 297
Founded: Jul 18, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Andromeda Confederation » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:22 pm

Tecton wrote:Finished. Yes, SLaQOS shall be a child for now. Young AI, young voice.


It's like GlaDOS's kid. Noice.
The Andromeda Confederation
Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this!
VOX NEWS:|Our national anthem gets a synthwave remix.|The Trace Regions have free elections today after reaching a population of 30,000,000.|Andromeda reaches out to build an embassy in the Ravagery, threatening omniversal annihilation if not. We assume that's a part of their culture.|We are a Class A nation, that does NOT use NS stats.
Embassy Program

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Singaporean Transhumans
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Posts: 5748
Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:26 pm

I think we can create narrations of our individual products, like how Khalite does in his factbooks, with the SLaQOS voice to add to teh qualityings.
SYNCRETIC COMBINE - SINKRETIČKE KOMBINAT
Factbook - Trobojka
JEDNOM ZAUVEK - ARMIJA SINKOMSKA

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Allancia
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Posts: 6571
Founded: Jul 24, 2013
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Allancia » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:40 pm

Tecton wrote:Finished. Yes, SLaQOS shall be a child for now. Young AI, young voice.

Chris Reilly, huh? Interesting.
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
-George Bush

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Tecton
Diplomat
 
Posts: 697
Founded: Nov 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Tecton » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:06 pm

Allancia wrote:
Tecton wrote:Finished. Yes, SLaQOS shall be a child for now. Young AI, young voice.

Chris Reilly, huh? Interesting.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Older version (A base voice since trying to do what I usually do totally breaks it.)

And the broken version (Just in case we need it for something.)
Last edited by Tecton on Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
DEFCON Level: 5 - Normal Readiness
Current Event: Average life in Tecton
Citizen Temperament: Normal
Tech Level: FFT (SA stat is currently not canon, new issue system fucked me up.)
Military Personnel: 310,820,366 (Total)
Long Live Technology!
I support Thermonuclear Warfare. Do you?
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?
Member of the LEAGUE OF MECHANOCRACIES!

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Tinfect
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5235
Founded: Jul 04, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Tinfect » Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:29 pm

Tecton wrote:Finished. Yes, SLaQOS shall be a child for now. Young AI, young voice.


Well done.
Raslin Seretis, Imperial Diplomatic Envoy, He/Him
Tolarn Feren, Civil Oversight Representative, He/Him
Jasot Rehlan, Military Oversight Representative, She/Her


Bisexual, Transgender (She/Her), Native-American, and Actual CommunistTM.

Imperium Central News Network: EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL CITIZENS ARE TO PROCEED TO EVACUATION SITES IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: ALL FURTHER SUBSPACE SIGNALS AND SYSTEMS ARE TO BE DISABLED IMMEDIATELY | EMERGENCY ALERT: THE FOLLOWING SYSTEMS ARE ACCESS PROHIBITED BY STANDARD/BLACKOUT [Error: Format Unrecognized] | Indomitable Bastard #283
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Singaporean Transhumans
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Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:13 pm

SYNCRETIC COMBINE - SINKRETIČKE KOMBINAT
Factbook - Trobojka
JEDNOM ZAUVEK - ARMIJA SINKOMSKA

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The Andromeda Confederation
Envoy
 
Posts: 297
Founded: Jul 18, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Andromeda Confederation » Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:15 pm

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:im too lazy so i made dis


Sp00ked s0lid
The Andromeda Confederation
Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this!
VOX NEWS:|Our national anthem gets a synthwave remix.|The Trace Regions have free elections today after reaching a population of 30,000,000.|Andromeda reaches out to build an embassy in the Ravagery, threatening omniversal annihilation if not. We assume that's a part of their culture.|We are a Class A nation, that does NOT use NS stats.
Embassy Program

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