Conservative Conservative Party Election HQ

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

Vote for me, together we can stop the threats of communism!

Um, actually, that is almost exactly what I was going to say.

So join me instead! I am the more conservative Conservative Conservative!

[United States of Natan]

Vote for me, together we can stop the threats of communism!

Um, actually, that is almost exactly what I was going to say.

So join me instead! I am the more conservative Conservative Conservative!

Difference is, I'm not conservative, I'm a liberal-leaning moderate.

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

Um, actually, that is almost exactly what I was going to say.

So join me instead! I am the more conservative Conservative Conservative!

Difference is, I'm not conservative, I'm a liberal-leaning moderate.

So a Communist. (see our party Platform)

[United States of Natan]

Difference is, I'm not conservative, I'm a liberal-leaning moderate.

So a Communist. (see our party Platform)

I'm no communists, I don't like communism.

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

So a Communist. (see our party Platform)

I'm no communists, I don't like communism.

Well, according to the Conservative Conservative Party Platform, you are a Communist.

[Aufrechte]

All communists are socialist, but not all socialists are communism.
All communists and socialists want vaguely the same end goal thing though.

[United States of Natan]

I'm no communists, I don't like communism.

Well, according to the Conservative Conservative Party Platform, you are a Communist.

Seriously, man? I don't even support Bernie Sanders! You can't call me a communist! by european standards, I'm even right wing-centrist!

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

The Platform says otherwise. Your argument is invalid. Go away Commies or convert to the good side, being the Conservative Conservative side, and vote for me.

This is meant to be overthetop, it is my strange form of satire. But I really am an IRL Conservative in case you're wondering.

[United States of Natan]

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

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Yes, but why post that here? I do not support that loser.

[United States of Natan]

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Yes, but why post that here? I do not support that loser.

Trying to spread the word. Unite people against him.

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

Yes, but why post that here? I do not support that loser.

Trying to spread the word. Unite people against him.

Okay, whatever. I mean, it helps me when you put it on my thread, but be my guest.

[United States of Natan]

Trying to spread the word. Unite people against him.

Okay, whatever. I mean, it helps me when you put it on my thread, but be my guest.

I don't care who wins (though I'd like to), I just don't want Amin to win.

[Aufrechte]

A Warning and an Offer to the various reactionary forces!

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

A Warning and an Offer to the various reactionary forces!
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Or just vote for me. I mean, I don't (usually) threaten people into voting for me. Of course that seems to be working for you Commies, so I may consider trying it.

[Aufrechte]

A Warning and an Offer to the various reactionary forces!
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Or just vote for me. I mean, I don't (usually) threaten people into voting for me. Of course that seems to be working for you Commies, so I may consider trying it.

It is merely an offer. An offer that would be empty if we did not have support to begin with.

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

Or just vote for me. I mean, I don't (usually) threaten people into voting for me. Of course that seems to be working for you Commies, so I may consider trying it.

It is merely an offer. An offer that would be empty if we did not have support to begin with.

I'm not sure if I would call 17.4ish% a lot of support. More than I got, but that's not saying much.

[Aufrechte]

It is merely an offer. An offer that would be empty if we did not have support to begin with.

I'm not sure if I would call 17.4ish% a lot of support. More than I got, but that's not saying much.

It is nonetheless a plurality.

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

I'm not sure if I would call 17.4ish% a lot of support. More than I got, but that's not saying much.

It is nonetheless a plurality.

Pssshhtt, whatever. This is especially irrelevant since you Commies are supposedly representing the will of all the people, and what not. As I say, 17.3% (just dropped some) doesn't seem much like the will of the people to me.

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

Poll created so we can better understand what the people think!

[Atelia]

Who to vote? DAJIC'S THE MAN!

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

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Who to vote? DAJIC'S THE MAN!

I wish I had a clue what you're doing on my thread. Get out or vote for me!

[Legatia]

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

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I'm sorry, I think you made a mistake. Ronald Reagan's face should be there, not some dumb African dictator's face.

[District XIV]

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I'm sorry, I think you made a mistake. Ronald Reagan's face should be there, not some dumb African dictator's face.