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Postby New Pyrrhius » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:36 pm

there is nothing leftt o hide from
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Postby Enfaru » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:38 pm

Torisakia wrote:Cards Against Humanity? Fuck this shit, I'm off to bed.


Amen. Never was a fan of the three word game. Had hoped for something... more for the april fools event. Nevertheless it is clever and I hope everyone else enjoys it.

G'night.
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Postby Todlichebujoku » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:46 pm

omg yes

Unfortunately I have to take a break from NationStates and finish something due soon.
And sleep.
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Postby Uiiop » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:05 pm

Enfaru wrote:
Torisakia wrote:Cards Against Humanity? Fuck this shit, I'm off to bed.


Amen. Never was a fan of the three word game. Had hoped for something... more for the april fools event. Nevertheless it is clever and I hope everyone else enjoys it.

G'night.

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Postby New Pyrrhius » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:14 pm

there is nothing left to hide from
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Postby Chrinthanium » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:26 pm

I don't know how, I don't know when, and I don't know where, but, at some time, this is going to become a prank. It's April Fool's Day on NS. TRUST NO ONE!
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Postby The Stalker » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:50 pm

Hmm you know it be cool if there was a Cards Against Nationstates icon, that said how many rounds you won. Like with Easter Egg icon saying how many you found.
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Postby Unibot III » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:26 pm

At what point do games end? I had sent a regional telegram about it, but now the link is dead.
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Postby Reploid Productions » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:28 pm

Unibot III wrote:At what point do games end? I had sent a regional telegram about it, but now the link is dead.

Games timeout if nobody's in them for like 10 minutes
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Postby Yossarian Herr » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:30 pm

Chrinthanium wrote:I don't know how, I don't know when, and I don't know where, but, at some time, this is going to become a prank. It's April Fool's Day on NS. TRUST NO ONE!

I kind of hope so. This seems like a cool feature but not prankish in the slightest
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Postby United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999 » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:37 pm

God, I've (As in, New Pyrrhius. I'm using my laptop to play and my PC to do other things) been getting some crappy cards. I think there needs to be a culling of the cards along with card suggestions. Maybe it's just the lack of truly heinous cards like the ones you might find in the actual game that's trowing off my, well, game.
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Postby Arkotania » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:51 pm

I love this game. I got lucky with somd hilarious cards, but a bunch of them are quite mild. If this remains, it'll be another hook that keeps people from managing to get off this site.
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Postby Unibot III » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:58 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Unibot III wrote:At what point do games end? I had sent a regional telegram about it, but now the link is dead.

Games timeout if nobody's in them for like 10 minutes


Hmpf. It's hard to keep a channel alive when the regional link keeps dying because nobody can access it, because the channel died. Bit of a repeating cycle of inactivity. Grrr.
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Postby Ameige » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:22 pm

Whats april fools? how about this whole new section of the forums that just magically appeared just in time for april fools.

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Postby The Archregimancy » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:25 pm

Alyakia wrote:nothing

it's a double ruse


I suggest this every single year.

And then [violet] flogs me for making such a stupid suggestion every single year.

It's become sort of an annual internal moderator ritual.

Either that or [violet] likes flogging me.

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Postby Jeckland » Tue Mar 31, 2015 11:37 pm

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:07 am

I'm happy to see all those smiles of players slowly becoming bad people :)
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Postby Chrinthanium » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:07 am

The Archregimancy wrote:
Alyakia wrote:nothing

it's a double ruse


I suggest this every single year.

And then [violet] flogs me for making such a stupid suggestion every single year.

It's become sort of an annual internal moderator ritual.

Either that or [violet] likes flogging me.


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Postby West Aurelia » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:11 am

Oh yay. I'm playing with Reppy.
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Postby Soled » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:16 am

Damn, i just woke up... And i keep getting the crappiest cards, as i always lose.
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Postby Ameige » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:17 am

Todlichebujoku wrote:omg yes

Unfortunately I have to take a break from NationStates and finish something due soon.
And sleep.


Well if whatever is due, is april fools related, then you cant go bad with a classic pie to the face.

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Postby Soled » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:20 am

Maybe if i stay around for 20 hours i might just win once!
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Postby New Chilokver » Wed Apr 01, 2015 12:27 am

Soled wrote:Maybe if i stay around for 20 hours i might just win once!

*coughs

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Postby Kyuji » Wed Apr 01, 2015 1:09 am

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