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Postby Big Brain City » Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:50 am

Just get vaccinated.
All the time. And when everything else fails, get the nanobots with lasers.
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Postby Zombie Fascists » Thu Oct 30, 2014 8:11 am

Big Brain City wrote:Just get vaccinated.
All the time. And when everything else fails, get the nanobots with lasers.

Wow, that's a nice big juicy brain you got there... :twisted: Mmm... *drool*
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Postby TurtleShroom » Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:15 pm

Conscentia wrote:You're not fooling anyone with your fake emotions. We know you're just trying to get us to lower our guard so you can infect us.


Croly hap. I totally fell for the whole "sadness" shtick. I see the trap so clearly now! Conscentia, did you know that sadness weakens your immune system? It's true!

Enterovirus was trying to make us feel bad so our immune systems could be overcome quicker! (Of course, Enterovirus is a small fry unless you have other conditions, so he's not relevant.)
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Postby Enterovirus D68 » Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:17 pm

TurtleShroom wrote:
Conscentia wrote:You're not fooling anyone with your fake emotions. We know you're just trying to get us to lower our guard so you can infect us.


Croly hap. I totally fell for the whole "sadness" shtick. I see the trap so clearly now! Conscentia, did you know that sadness weakens your immune system? It's true!

Enterovirus was trying to make us feel bad so our immune systems could be overcome quicker! (Of course, Enterovirus is a small fry unless you have other conditions, so he's not relevant.)

I'll get the whole of the W.V.O. to go after you if you don't apologize! :mad:
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Postby Conscentia » Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:24 pm

Enterovirus D68 wrote:
TurtleShroom wrote:
Croly hap. I totally fell for the whole "sadness" shtick. I see the trap so clearly now! Conscentia, did you know that sadness weakens your immune system? It's true!

Enterovirus was trying to make us feel bad so our immune systems could be overcome quicker! (Of course, Enterovirus is a small fry unless you have other conditions, so he's not relevant.)

I'll get the whole of the W.V.O. to go after you if you don't apologize! :mad:

How will they do that? Viruses are non-motile.
You can't threaten us. We have hygiene.
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Postby Enterovirus D68 » Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:02 pm

Conscentia wrote:
Enterovirus D68 wrote:I'll get the whole of the W.V.O. to go after you if you don't apologize! :mad:

How will they do that? Viruses are non-motile.
You can't threaten us. We have hygiene.

We have bacteria too!
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Postby Conscentia » Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:44 pm

Enterovirus D68 wrote:
Conscentia wrote:How will they do that? Viruses are non-motile.
You can't threaten us. We have hygiene.

We have bacteria too!

Bacteria don't like you either - viruses infect and kill bacterial cells too.
Meanwhile, we eurkaryotes welcome billions of bacteria and provide them with nourishment.

Don't worry, the prions will float around in solution with you.
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Postby -Ebola- » Thu Oct 30, 2014 1:59 pm

TurtleShroom wrote:What I didn't know, though, was that viruses don't seek out cells. I always thought that viruses, while not alive, have a primitive "drive" (as in a need to reproduce and mutate in order to survive, not conscious thought) to seek out and enter cells. I didn't know that they just bump into them and are all like "hey this could be my crib let's party" and BOOM! The cell has their babies! Is this true?


Yes. We don't have any metabolism, so we don't have a source of energy to control our own movements.
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Postby Rabotnikisoyedinennyye » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:12 am

Guys, I ate a fruit bat yesterday, what do

EDIT: I think I got Eboliosis and/or Ebolaids.
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Postby -Ebola- » Fri Oct 31, 2014 1:30 pm

Rabotnikisoyedinennyye wrote:Guys, I ate a fruit bat yesterday, what do

EDIT: I think I got Eboliosis and/or Ebolaids.


Aww... You put me in your sig! :hug:

I don't think you need to do anything. I mean, don't eat ALL the fruit bats cos some of us depend on them as a reservoir species, but it's OK if you just had one.
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Postby Rabotnikisoyedinennyye » Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:33 pm

-Ebola- wrote:
Rabotnikisoyedinennyye wrote:Guys, I ate a fruit bat yesterday, what do

EDIT: I think I got Eboliosis and/or Ebolaids.


Aww... You put me in your sig! :hug:

I don't think you need to do anything. I mean, don't eat ALL the fruit bats cos some of us depend on them as a reservoir species, but it's OK if you just had one.

I just noticed that I spelled "sexiest" wrong.
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The United Countries of America
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Postby The United Countries of America » Fri Oct 31, 2014 3:49 pm

Viruses, Bacteria, and Viruses, oh my! They're overwhelming this thread! Quick, someone please do something! :o
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Postby -Ebola- » Fri Oct 31, 2014 8:14 pm

The United Countries of America wrote:Viruses, Bacteria, and Viruses, oh my! They're overwhelming this thread! Quick, someone please do something! :o


Like post in the thread so we can infect you? Everyone should do that! Here, have some Ebola... :kiss:
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Postby Enterovirus D68 » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:03 pm

The United Countries of America wrote:Viruses, Bacteria, and Viruses, oh my! They're overwhelming this thread! Quick, someone please do something! :o

It's okay we don't bite.
Stop the genocide now!
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Postby Chernoslavia » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:11 pm

Its amazing how we can ''kill' something that isn't living.
What would things have been like if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive? Or if during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand? The Organs would quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!

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Postby Chernoslavia » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:11 pm

Enterovirus D68 wrote:
The United Countries of America wrote:Viruses, Bacteria, and Viruses, oh my! They're overwhelming this thread! Quick, someone please do something! :o

It's okay we don't bite.


Which one are you again?
What would things have been like if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive? Or if during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand? The Organs would quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!

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Postby -Ebola- » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:17 pm

Chernoslavia wrote:
Enterovirus D68 wrote:It's okay we don't bite.


Which one are you again?


Enterovirus has been making some kids sick in the US, and IIRC a couple have died. Hasn't gotten a lot of press because everyone's more worried about what I'm up to.
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Postby -Ebola- » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:20 pm

Chernoslavia wrote:Its amazing how we can ''kill' something that isn't living.


You can't.

You can kill viruses, but we are living things. Don't let yourself be blinded by metabolicist lies.
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Postby Chernoslavia » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:21 pm

-Ebola- wrote:
Chernoslavia wrote:
Which one are you again?


Enterovirus has been making some kids sick in the US, and IIRC a couple have died. Hasn't gotten a lot of press because everyone's more worried about what I'm up to.

Is he from Africa too?
What would things have been like if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive? Or if during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand? The Organs would quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!

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Postby Leutria » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:23 pm

Chernoslavia wrote:
-Ebola- wrote:
Enterovirus has been making some kids sick in the US, and IIRC a couple have died. Hasn't gotten a lot of press because everyone's more worried about what I'm up to.

Is he from Africa too?

Nope, I think most of them have only ever been in the US

Edit: Though I am referring to the kids. Don't know where Entrovirus comes from.
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Postby Chernoslavia » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:24 pm

-Ebola- wrote:
Chernoslavia wrote:Its amazing how we can ''kill' something that isn't living.


You can't.

You can kill viruses, but we are living things. Don't let yourself be blinded by metabolicist lies.


I dunno I just listened to whatever our Biologist said from the textbook. He told us ''however you choose to take this is your choice, I just teach whatever they have me teach....''
What would things have been like if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive? Or if during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand? The Organs would quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!

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Postby Chernoslavia » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:29 pm

Leutria wrote:
Chernoslavia wrote:Is he from Africa too?

Nope, I think most of them have only ever been in the US

Edit: Though I am referring to the kids. Don't know where Entrovirus comes from.


Dont know either, all I know is that it's spreadable via saliva and mucus, atleast according to the CDC.
What would things have been like if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive? Or if during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand? The Organs would quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!

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Postby -Ebola- » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:29 pm

Chernoslavia wrote:
-Ebola- wrote:
Enterovirus has been making some kids sick in the US, and IIRC a couple have died. Hasn't gotten a lot of press because everyone's more worried about what I'm up to.

Is he from Africa too?


Not that I know of. It's the same genus of viruses as polio and the common cold, so they get around. He's probably American.
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Postby Chernoslavia » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:38 pm

-Ebola- wrote:
Chernoslavia wrote:Is he from Africa too?


Not that I know of. It's the same genus of viruses as polio and the common cold, so they get around. He's probably American.


So much for trying to close the borders...
What would things have been like if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive? Or if during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand? The Organs would quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!

- Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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Postby -Ebola- » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:46 pm

Chernoslavia wrote:
-Ebola- wrote:
Not that I know of. It's the same genus of viruses as polio and the common cold, so they get around. He's probably American.


So much for trying to close the borders...


Everywhere has viruses. Closing the borders won't change that.
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