by -Ebola- » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:27 pm
by Aksun » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:29 pm
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by -Ebola- » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:32 pm
Aksun wrote:Easier to blame something that is scary.
With that being said (only to have some fun during the event) EBOLA IS THE CAUSE OF THE OUTBREAK!
by Aksun » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:32 pm
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by The World Health Organisation » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:46 pm
-Ebola- wrote:Hi, eukaryotes. Ebola here. Can you guys please learn some virology? I don't cause zombies. I'm not even related to the virus that causes zombies. It's a DNA virus, I'm an RNA virus, we look nothing alike, and we have completely different methods of attacking cells. We are both transmissible through contact with bodily fluids and we both cause hemorrhaging and organ failure, but beyond that we have absolutely nothing in common.
You'll have an easier time researching a cure if you get over your stereotypes about how all viruses are the same.
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by -Ebola- » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:47 pm
The World Health Organisation wrote:-Ebola- wrote:Hi, eukaryotes. Ebola here. Can you guys please learn some virology? I don't cause zombies. I'm not even related to the virus that causes zombies. It's a DNA virus, I'm an RNA virus, we look nothing alike, and we have completely different methods of attacking cells. We are both transmissible through contact with bodily fluids and we both cause hemorrhaging and organ failure, but beyond that we have absolutely nothing in common.
You'll have an easier time researching a cure if you get over your stereotypes about how all viruses are the same.
Yeah and your going down!
*pulls out vaccine*
by New Pyrrhius » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:49 pm
1000%!! I USED TO GIVE A FUCK
by The World Health Organisation » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:50 pm
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by Wisconsin9 » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:54 pm
The World Health Organisation wrote:-Ebola- wrote:
There's no vaccine for Ebola! You're not scaring me with your syringes and hazmat suits and fake vaccines!
You better run, better run faster than my syringe!
by -Ebola- » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:59 pm
New Pyrrhius wrote:Ha! Jokes on you! You were eradicated in the 2080s. But then bioterrorists sort of brought you back... But now you're barely even a threat compared to all the gene engineered superviruses we have to deal with.
The World Health Organisation wrote:-Ebola- wrote:
There's no vaccine for Ebola! You're not scaring me with your syringes and hazmat suits and fake vaccines!
You better run, better run faster than my syringe!
by The World Health Organisation » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:02 pm
-Ebola- wrote:New Pyrrhius wrote:Ha! Jokes on you! You were eradicated in the 2080s. But then bioterrorists sort of brought you back... But now you're barely even a threat compared to all the gene engineered superviruses we have to deal with.
It's 2014, dude. If you don't know what year it is, you might want to consider seeking psychiatric care.The World Health Organisation wrote:You better run, better run faster than my syringe!
Pff! I've still got 3 months before they're even going to test that thing.
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by Cerillium » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:04 pm
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination.
by The World Health Organisation » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:05 pm
Cerillium wrote:-Ebola- wrote:
There's no vaccine for Ebola! You're not scaring me with your syringes and hazmat suits and fake vaccines!
I'm not holding my breath in anticipation of the vaccines. We're looking at one strain alone and what works for it might not work for any of the others.
Also, didn't Nigeria pwn you recently?
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by -Ebola- » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:07 pm
The World Health Organisation wrote:-Ebola- wrote:
It's 2014, dude. If you don't know what year it is, you might want to consider seeking psychiatric care.
Pff! I've still got 3 months before they're even going to test that thing.
I'm afraid sir, you only have three months to live. Say goodbye to your family, maybe buy your girlfriend something nice to remember you by before you are hacked to pieces and put in a disease storage facility.
by Cerillium » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:08 pm
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination.
by Conscentia » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:10 pm
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by The World Health Organisation » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:10 pm
Cerillium wrote:If -Ebola-and The World Health Organisation had a war in this thread....... Hmm Possible Moderation report titles?
[REPORT] WHO threatens Ebola in virology thread
[REPORT] Ebola trolls World Health Organisation
Ah, sleep deprivation. Ignore me, please. Thank you.
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by Felkesjud » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:14 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:Shut up, WHO. I've got some sweet nanobots that'll kill the shit out of that motherfucker. An ounce of prevention might be worth a pound of cure, but why have either one when you can have a pound of both?
by -Ebola- » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:14 pm
Cerillium wrote:-Ebola- wrote:
There's no vaccine for Ebola! You're not scaring me with your syringes and hazmat suits and fake vaccines!
I'm not holding my breath in anticipation of the vaccines. We're looking at one strain alone and what works for it might not work for any of the others.
Also, didn't Nigeria pwn you recently?
by Cerillium » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:15 pm
-Ebola- wrote:Nah, I still have family there. They just aren't living in a human neighborhood anymore.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination.
by Wisconsin9 » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:16 pm
Felkesjud wrote:Wisconsin9 wrote:Shut up, WHO. I've got some sweet nanobots that'll kill the shit out of that motherfucker. An ounce of prevention might be worth a pound of cure, but why have either one when you can have a pound of both?
What about three pounds of neither? Not only do you not get the best of both worlds, you break physics while doing so :3
Also, I think we should engineer an ebola strain to make zombies in their aftermath. And, none of that bullshit slow, moaning zombies. These things are like always running until their bodies collapse from overuse and/or decompose. Good luck
by -Ebola- » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:19 pm
The World Health Organisation wrote:Cerillium wrote:If -Ebola-and The World Health Organisation had a war in this thread....... Hmm Possible Moderation report titles?
[REPORT] WHO threatens Ebola in virology thread
[REPORT] Ebola trolls World Health Organisation
Ah, sleep deprivation. Ignore me, please. Thank you.
I like the first one!
by The Eastern Antarctic State » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:20 pm
by The World Health Organisation » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:21 pm
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by Felkesjud » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:21 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:We have a different name for those things. "Heresy."
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