by Legatia » Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:49 pm
by Deathguy191 » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:25 pm
by New Pyrrhius » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:31 pm
Geist
So now we've got Wasteland racers in our urban areas? Including Cheshed, jaywalking capital of the universe? I don't know whether this comes from lack of foresight, or if they're trying to eliminate zombies before they happen.
AlteredStarch
At least they're being proactive about it. Last year, all the gov did was twiddle their thumbs, then ran around in circles, and then they died.
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by Federation of Trelatche » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:33 pm
by Legatia » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:36 pm
A Legatian Imperial Army HAE-7 Caestus helicopter performs maneuvers in the Coriolanus region,
part of the military's initiative for control of major urban centers.
by New Hayabusa » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:08 pm
AyyLmao ·3 hours ago
Zombies? Really? I mean come on... this has to be a hoax...2047 up · 189 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
Antichrist369 · 3 hours ago
I hope everyone in that building dies. The devil's prophecy is finally becoming a reality! The dead are rising! Down with humanity!!!23 up · 2892 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
ZerialKiller · 3 hours ago
If this shit goes awry, come to my house. I have guns.3056 up · 12 downREPLY · UPVOTE · DOWNVOTE
by Sarxland » Mon Oct 20, 2014 11:28 pm
by The Recon Empire » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:08 am
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by Metcalfer2 » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:23 am
by UNITED STATES OF ISLAMIC » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:29 am
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by Legatia » Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:16 pm
Picture taken by the Legatian Imperial Air Force HBL-76
Velum bomber of the explosion of the ADTNW-IV tactical
nuclear bomb dropped on New Actium.
A private military company detachment engaging a horde in the bordering town of Vinovia. Such
operators have made a rise to prominence in recent events.
by The Campbell Nation » Tue Oct 21, 2014 6:34 pm
by Jinzo » Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:17 pm
Shy Guyia wrote:Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.
Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.
by Ammerinia » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:13 pm
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by Bunkeranlage » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:22 am
NATIONAL SECURITY ALERT
The Government of Bunkeranlage has closed its borders to prevent the disease from spreading into the nation. This was done after a recent outbreak of severe illnesses resembling a mind control phenomenon in other neighbouring nations. The disease, known locally as the Hödsson Disease, causes victims to display an unusual aggression towards others, particularly those without the disease. It has also been shown to cause nausea, fatigue and depression.
"We currently have the situation under control", said MAJ Allan Juliusson, Chief Medical Officer of the Bunkeranlage Task Force. "However, this is not an excuse for us to let our guard down".
"While this disease may be very deadly", added Dr. Ulrich Hagen, a surgeon at Eyjafjallajökull Public Hospital, "we should all remain calm with the assurance that one of the most advanced healthcare systems in the region is overseeing the nation."
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by Heco » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:40 am
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by Skappola » Wed Oct 22, 2014 8:35 am
by The Klishi Islands » Wed Oct 22, 2014 10:14 am
Skappola wrote:Benedrome Trade News -- Stocks & Global TradeSubsidary of Skappola Electronic News Inc.BREAKING NEWS: NECROSIS VIRUS REACHES SKAPPOLA. KALI REGION INFECTED.
IMPORTANT: The CEO of Skappola, Barry Highert, has announced a press conference at 15:00 Benedrome Time.
It seems that Skappola's reckoning has come. I'M SORRY FOR KILLING 7 KLISHI ISLANDERS IN A RAGE. Just kidding, I'm still happy about killing those scumbags. (Disclaimer: This was simply a joke, please disregard it, all scumbag Klishi Islanders)
Government Officials have reported that the first Necrosis virus-infected individuals have been admitted to Saint Maria's Medical University Research Facility in New Benos, Kali. A native Klishi Islander, 18 year old Benjamin Martin reportedly came to Kali four days ago from his home island of New Benedrome in the Western Klishi Islands. Doctors say that he likely contracted the disease at least a week ago, speculating that he flew to Skappola in order to take advantage of the free Healthcare to treat his condition.
This simply supports our belief here at BTN that Klishi Islanders SHOULD NOT be allowed to sully Skappola land any longer until their government agrees to stop their dirty migrants from flooding into our coasts and spreading their disease! The ONLY safe option for the people of Skappola is to cut off all immigration to Skappola from the Islands and force their expatriates to live in their OWN land.
However, our administration, dominated by the wimpy Progressive Capitalists and unSkappolan Alliance for "Democracy", is unable to face the problem at hand and STOP THE NECROSIS. May God help us all.
Until we stop working with the dirty Klishi Islanders and electing their sympathizers, NOTHING will get done in our Board of Directors. We have repeatedly proven on our program that Klishi Islanders not only have the lowest IQ of all we have surveyed, but also that their "diplomacy" is merely a cover as they plan to invade our great land.
Until next time, this is Sandra Lawrence signing off. May our great nation survive this pandemic.
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@Bora What the hell are you talking about? Banning air travel would stifle our economy and lose us millions of jobs, even if it were temporary ban! What Skappola needs to do is pour funds into medical services immediately and ditch that idiotic wall around nowhere!37 minutes ago
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Truthspout
Dammit, this is just fearmongering! The Gov wants us to know about this attack, so they can force martial law and terror in the hearts of our people! Join me at SkappolaInitiative.com to fight against these lies!1 hour ago
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by Korigador » Wed Oct 22, 2014 10:47 am
by Zombie Fascists » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:08 pm
by New Grestin » Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:23 pm
CHANNEL 19 "ACTION" NEWS
Zed Outbreaks lead to new ZCOM Initiative
Civilain Overwatch Officers attempting to quell the outbreak
"It was absolute chaos. The Overwatch was shooting and beating down anyone that looked like a zed. I saw two of them grab a woman, I guess she was bitten or something, while a third came over and cracked her skull open with a baton. Some of the citizens, lower class, I think, were shooting at the Overwatch. They were screaming about revolution or some s$#%. It took a rifle round in the shoulder before I could get into cover, but the EMTs didn't get there for a couple minutes. They said I might lose my arm, if it's infected. I still hear those moans, dude. I don't believe in god or the devil, but if hell exists, that's what it'd look like.
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