Zombie Defense Coalition Cure Board 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Lolloh]

So... can I joineth?

[Hastiaka]

Hastiaka would like to express her best interest on joining the Cure Board.

[The Recon Empire]

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To Zombie Defense Coalition Cure Board:

Greetings! Legion Pharmaceuticals Company, a subsidiary of the Legion Health Group, is assisting the research progress of the world to find the cure to the upcoming zombie apocalypse, and currently we do have some precautionary products available at our stores. However, these products solve the short-term problem, and cannot cure the infected. Nonetheless, we hope to assist your research progress with some products offered by us. We'd recommend to purchase some of our products here, as a temporary solution that can be offered to all your supporting nations and all who seek refuge at your facility. We believe that the research for cure of this brand new virus can be devised soon, and we look forward to seeing the combined efforts of the world work together to save humanity.

Thank you!

Sincerely yours,

Dr Wilfred Peabody
Assistant Chief Engineer, Construction
Legion Pharmaceuticals Company
Legion Health Group
The Legion Corporation

[New Pyrrhius]

The Extermination Board is in need of regions willing to take in exterminators for cures. My Pants has gotten too small for our current operations. Anyone know of good cure-centric regions?

[Alternate Universe 912]

The Extermination Board is in need of regions willing to take in exterminators for cures. My Pants has gotten too small for our current operations. Anyone know of good cure-centric regions?

Per this thread, The Versutian Federation. I suspect they will be one of the highest priority targets for the pro-zombie nations, but last year they ended the event with zero infected.

[Grenartia]

The Extermination Board is in need of regions willing to take in exterminators for cures. My Pants has gotten too small for our current operations. Anyone know of good cure-centric regions?

Per this thread, The Versutian Federation. I suspect they will be one of the highest priority targets for the pro-zombie nations, but last year they ended the event with zero infected.

As did Ankh Mauta.

I've been appointed Lord Protector (the title was non-negotiable) for Z-day, and we're trying to go for the fastest cure with the least amount of dead.

[Ainin]

I will be updating the membership roster tomorrow; apologies for the delays.

[Ainin]

The Extermination Board is in need of regions willing to take in exterminators for cures. My Pants has gotten too small for our current operations. Anyone know of good cure-centric regions?

Per this thread, The Versutian Federation. I suspect they will be one of the highest priority targets for the pro-zombie nations, but last year they ended the event with zero infected.

I'd agree with this recommendation.

[Grenartia]

Ankh Mauta's going to try and go for a NIND (no infected, no dead) solution this year. Last year we got the no infected, but still resorted to killing some of the infected.

[Gristol-Serkonos]

Aaaaand as always, Sondria remains under lockdown under further notice.

[Organic Cascadia]

We are curing

[Humanistic Order]

We are curing

Ditto

[Gristol-Serkonos]

STATUS REPORT:

IGSDF Readiness Increased to IDAS Level 4
National Biological Warfare Awareness Status raised to High
Domestic Security Advisory System raised to High

Medical Facilities across Gristol-Serkonos are now under lockdown.

IGSDF mobilized to defend civilian populations and medical research facilities.

The Strategic Arms Command of the IGSDF has ordered all mainland launch sites and nuclear ballistic submarines prepared for reception of strategic warheads containing cure samples. Alternatives include use of strategic weapons on overrun cities should situation worsen.

All members of the Imperial Families and the Rieshistagi has been moved to a secure location from Rien-Stadt, C.D.R.

The Sovereign Empire wishes all members of the ZDF's own Cure Board good luck.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Necroa Zombie Virus
Necroavirus Immortui

A new virus strain has been discovered through a routine checkup in Ingenville General Hospital, currently dubbed "Necroavirus immortui." Other hospitals are reporting similar cases across the Empire. Basic tests are bein run to determine the specific vectors of transmission.

Symptoms of Necroavirus Immortui include inflammation of the submandibular gland, compulsive hunger, inflammation of the GI tract, frequent vomiting, reduction in cognitive functions, cannibalism, autophagia, and reanimation of freshly dead tissue.

Please stand by for further updates as research continues.


Dr. Hugh Mann,
Head of BioWeapons Research,
NVE BioTech Labs Inc.

[Ainin]

Everything seems to be the same as last year. Thank goodness for that.

[Gristol-Serkonos]

Status Report:

Under the permission of the Imperial Defence Council and of the Imperial Diarchy, the Strategic Arms Command has authorized the deployment of all Kårtejaure-class Nuclear-Powered Ballistic Missile Submarine containing version one of cure missiles. Targets are various Sondrian states.

Land-based installations has also begun launching ICBMs containing cure has also been deployed.

[The Campbell Nation]

Tactical Situation Report
Bomber Command, Strategic Weapons High Command
Classified: Security level INDIGO

Following the test deployment of a new antivirus via Katyusha-class aerosol dispersant short-range cruise missiles over the infected city of Westham, bomber command has given the green light for the strategic bombing of all major infected population centers using similar aerosol dispersant systems. Strategic Weapons High Command is presently retrofitting Striker-class intermediate-range ballistic missiles with aerosol dispersant systems, and will begin retrofitting intercontinental ballistic missile systems with similar systems as soon as such mass dispersant systems are approved by MOH.

[Die Erworbenen Namen]

Live TV broadcast from the Military Department of Disease Control (MDDC)

Subject: Widespread Zombie Outbreak

"Zombies... You've all heard of them, either in movies, or in books. It's the stuff of science fiction. Something that everyone laughs at. Yet, it isn't something to laugh at. It's unexpected. It's a worse case scenario. And it's happening now. It's happened before.

Twice, before, a strain warped human bodies into, literally, mindless machines that were forced to spread this virulent disease. Twice, it has mutated, and changed to become resistant to conventional treatment, but still, the survival rate was high. Nearly 20%. But now, it's striking harder than ever.

The third strain in a series of infections has hit us hard. Over 1 billion people in this nation have been either infected or killed, and worldwide, figures should rise far above 5 trillion dead or infected. Far, far over. This is a crisis, and one should respond to it as such. DEN has already begun their movements to stop this. Hundreds of Cure Missiles have already been launched, and we will fire more. Tactical Zombie Extermination Squads have been trained, but not yet dispatched. We are working on a cure. It has to be done. Without it, we may fall prey.

Don't let us all die out. Remember those who died researching. Save humanity!"

[New Russian Directorate]

Struck me with cure missiles.

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

Necroa Zombie Virus
Necroavirus Immortui

We have determined that the virus replicates in salivary glands, nasal cavity, stomach, intestines, kidneys, urinary tract, and bloodstream. Contact with all bodily fluids is a potential source of infection. The virus is zoonotic, infecting Raptors and various mammals and birds.

Fortunately, it is similar enough to other Necroavirus types so that laboratories were able to rework previous treatments into a new cure. The cure in aerosol form was then deployed by the military through standard government chemtrail equipment over the Empire.


Dr. Hugh Mann,
Head of BioWeapons Research,
NVE BioTech Labs Inc.