The pre-apocalypse attack

[Jaycarnia]

In the labs of Jaycarnia there was a disease being developed, similar to diseases in past years, called Zombin. This was intended to kill the enemy, and if they didn't die, mind control would kick in.

But something went wrong. One of the prototypes of the disease was released to a whole area of jaycarnia, which was quickly quarantined . This prototype would kill you, and make you rise from the dead with one thought Spread the disease. They named this area Zombie Jaycarnia. The infected people in it however, we're not to be contained, they started lashing out into nearby nations, not infective enough to cause an apocalypse, but would still do a lot of damage to the population, infecting and infecting.

To: whomever it may concern
From: Jay Winster, leader of Jaycarnia

As you may know, there is a zombie population in our nation, and as you probably know, this zombie disease has been spreading into nearby nations. We ask you to help us eradicate this menace, and in return we will give you part of our land.

[Merconitonitopia]

Guys, I think we found the person responsible for this mess. God damn it, Jaycarnia.

[Jinzo]

TO: Jaycarnia

We will produce 250 cyborg soldiers to send to your nation so as to aid in the zombie containment. As these soldiers have had their limbs and internal organs replaced with far superior robotic technology, it will be much more difficult to infect them.

Should you need any more assistance, please let us know.

- The Cybernetic Think Tank of Jinzo

[Neo Umbrella Corporation]

In the labs of Jaycarnia there was a disease being developed, similar to diseases in past years, called Zombin. This was intended to kill the enemy, and if they didn't die, mind control would kick in.

But something went wrong. One of the prototypes of the disease was released to a whole area of jaycarnia, which was quickly quarantined . This prototype would kill you, and make you rise from the dead with one thought Spread the disease. They named this area Zombie Jaycarnia. The infected people in it however, we're not to be contained, they started lashing out into nearby nations, not infective enough to cause an apocalypse, but would still do a lot of damage to the population, infecting and infecting.

To: whomever it may concern
From: Jay Winster, leader of Jaycarnia

As you may know, there is a zombie population in our nation, and as you probably know, this zombie disease has been spreading into nearby nations. We ask you to help us eradicate this menace, and in return we will give you part of our land.

The CEO of the corporation, a man who went by the last name of Ashford, got wind of this new virus. They sent a team of mercenaries to the zone of Jaycarnia to retrieve samples of the virus. The letter to Jay Winster read as such:

To: Jay Winster, leader of Jaycarnia
From: Richard Ashford, CEO of Neo Umbrella Corporation

We heard of your zombie population and the threat. We will send a team to try and help with the efforts of cleaning up the virus. We'll get this under control

Ashford was going to send 3 teams to the zone and have them both complete their original objective and retrieve a sample of the Zombin virus so they can study it themselves. Their primary mission however was not to rescue civilians, but to gather as much information and samples as they could of the virus and watch it's pathology and epidemiology.

[The Peaceful Territories]

in return we will give you part of our land.

500 Airborne Division marksmen are on their way.

[Jaycarnia]

Guys, I think we found the person responsible for this mess. God damn it, Jaycarnia.

sorry

TO: Jaycarnia

We will produce 250 cyborg soldiers to send to your nation so as to aid in the zombie containment. As these soldiers have had their limbs and internal organs replaced with far superior robotic technology, it will be much more difficult to infect them.

Should you need any more assistance, please let us know.

- The Cybernetic Think Tank of Jinzo

To: Jinzo

We thank you for your cooperation in this tragedy and hope for a quick recovery from this mess.

-snip-

The CEO of the corporation, a man who went by the last name of Ashford, got wind of this new virus. They sent a team of mercenaries to the zone of Jaycarnia to retrieve samples of the virus. The letter to Jay Winster read as such:

To: Jay Winster, leader of Jaycarnia
From: Richard Ashford, CEO of Neo Umbrella Corporation

We heard of your zombie population and the threat. We will send a team to try and help with the efforts of cleaning up the virus. We'll get this under control

Ashford was going to send 3 teams to the zone and have them both complete their original objective and retrieve a sample of the Zombin virus so they can study it themselves. Their primary mission however was not to rescue civilians, but to gather as much information and samples as they could of the virus and watch it's pathology and epidemiology.

To: Richard Ashford

The nation of Jaycarnia thanks you for your efforts in stopping this menace. We also apologise for not getting this virus under control before it got out of hand, almost no one would want this to happen.

[Jaycarnia]

in return we will give you part of our land.

500 Airborne Division marksmen are on their way.

To: peaceful territories

We thank you for your troops but are worried what might happen if the virus manages to infect them

[Sebtopiaris]

and in return we will give you part of our land

Save some for me! I'm getting a post up.

[Zombie Jaycarnia]

As the people from various nations approach the area they see many bloody people wandering the streets. Groaning and moaning they look up towards the vehicles, and they lick their lips in satisfication, knowing that the prey approaches. They start slowly shuffling towards the people, looking all too much like zombies.

[Jinzo]

Production of the cyber soldiers was in effect. The strongest soldiers in each division were singled out in secret by the Jinzo Secret Service (JSS). Once they were alone, masked agents would seize the target, cuff the target's hands extremely tightly behind his / her back and drag the screaming soldier into black vans situated unassumingly outside the military buildings.

In about 2 days, 572 tightly chained, gagged and restrained army personnel were brought into an underground factory cum research lab. The scientists, suited up in hazmat gear, closely inspected the specimens before choosing 256 suitable targets. As they were herded into the testing room, those who weren't chosen were quietly disposed of in another secret facility.

The 256 targets underwent 43 hours of nonstop, excruciating surgery to genetically enhance their bodies, as well as to have their limbs and bodies replaced with cybernetic apparatus. By the end of all this, 4 of them had gone into coma.

The remaining 252 cyber soldiers were immediately suited up in protective gear and special masks to enhance their genetically modified eyes, so that they could utilise guns without the need for scopes. Following this, they were herded into attack helicopters, which in turn were loaded onto an aircraft carrier. They were then shipped to Jaycarnia.

TO: The leader of Jaycarnia,

252 cyber soldiers are being shipped to your nation. Kindly provide coordinates to the locations that you will need the heaviest assistance at.

Another favour: Should the bodies and/or equipment of any deceased cyber soldiers fall into your hands, I kindly ask that you destroy them immediately.

Yours sincerely,

- The Hive Mind

[Heco]

In the labs of Jaycarnia there was a disease being developed, similar to diseases in past years, called Zombin. This was intended to kill the enemy, and if they didn't die, mind control would kick in.

But something went wrong. One of the prototypes of the disease was released to a whole area of jaycarnia, which was quickly quarantined . This prototype would kill you, and make you rise from the dead with one thought Spread the disease. They named this area Zombie Jaycarnia. The infected people in it however, we're not to be contained, they started lashing out into nearby nations, not infective enough to cause an apocalypse, but would still do a lot of damage to the population, infecting and infecting.

To: whomever it may concern
From: Jay Winster, leader of Jaycarnia

As you may know, there is a zombie population in our nation, and as you probably know, this zombie disease has been spreading into nearby nations. We ask you to help us eradicate this menace, and in return we will give you part of our land.

You fool HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIE!!!!!!!

[Jinzo]

In the labs of Jaycarnia there was a disease being developed, similar to diseases in past years, called Zombin. This was intended to kill the enemy, and if they didn't die, mind control would kick in.

But something went wrong. One of the prototypes of the disease was released to a whole area of jaycarnia, which was quickly quarantined . This prototype would kill you, and make you rise from the dead with one thought Spread the disease. They named this area Zombie Jaycarnia. The infected people in it however, we're not to be contained, they started lashing out into nearby nations, not infective enough to cause an apocalypse, but would still do a lot of damage to the population, infecting and infecting.

To: whomever it may concern
From: Jay Winster, leader of Jaycarnia

As you may know, there is a zombie population in our nation, and as you probably know, this zombie disease has been spreading into nearby nations. We ask you to help us eradicate this menace, and in return we will give you part of our land.

You fool HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIE!!!!!!!

What are you talking about?

[Heco]

You fool HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MOVIE!!!!!!!

What are you talking about?

Your different your hive mind.

[Jinzo]

What are you talking about?

Your different your hive mind.

I don't understand...

[Jinzo]

In the meantime, the nation's borders were closed up, and heavily armed cybernetic soldiers, some with machine guns instead of hands, sealed off the borders. They were accompanied by hazmat teams and medical doctors. From then on, nobody would be able to enter or leave the nation before undergoing extremely strict medical treatment.

The Hive Mind ordered that the government funded scientists should test some citizens to see how they would react to the zombie infection. An undisclosed number of citizens were taken in the night and dragged to research labs to be experimented upon, in order to find out how to create genetical resistance to this infection. The Education, Welfare and Public Transport budgets were almost all diverted to this research effort, which was estimated to take a very long time. Whatever remained of the Education budget was diverted to the military. The government also implemented mandatory conscription and genetic modification. All male children of age 13 and above, with no regard for any factors whatsoever, were conscripted into the already oversized military. Most of them underwent genetic enhancement, while the weakest ones were armed with pikes and highly obsolete AK47s (most likely from old and abandoned ammo dumps from decades ago) and set in a little ship to act as an unnecessary addition to coastal patrol.

[Brillnuck]

In the labs of Jaycarnia there was a disease being developed, similar to diseases in past years, called Zombin. This was intended to kill the enemy, and if they didn't die, mind control would kick in.

But something went wrong. One of the prototypes of the disease was released to a whole area of jaycarnia, which was quickly quarantined . This prototype would kill you, and make you rise from the dead with one thought Spread the disease. They named this area Zombie Jaycarnia. The infected people in it however, we're not to be contained, they started lashing out into nearby nations, not infective enough to cause an apocalypse, but would still do a lot of damage to the population, infecting and infecting.

To: whomever it may concern
From: Jay Winster, leader of Jaycarnia

As you may know, there is a zombie population in our nation, and as you probably know, this zombie disease has been spreading into nearby nations. We ask you to help us eradicate this menace, and in return we will give you part of our land.

Do not worry. We shall send our super soldiers to help! We will also send our Panzer tanks and nukes to help!

The Chancellor wishes Jaycarnia the best of luck.

[The Recon Empire]

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Thank you for your time!

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Assistant Chief Engineer, Construction
Legion Pharmaceuticals Company
Legion Health Group
The Legion Corporation

[Jeckland]

To: Jay Winston
From: Benny Bopkins (voted maddest man in Jeckland)
Dear Sir or Madman.
I heard about the zombies in your nation and realised that I could help. I told this to my mum yesterday, but she didn't reply, she never does. Some people say she is a wall of a mental institute which I live in but they are filthy liars and should be shot by the shape shifting Illuminati. Anyway, you need to make the zombies your freinds. Now how I hear you ask? You have a bit of a squeaky voice by the way. To make zombies your freinds, you must strip naked, put a pair of knickers on your head, douse yourself in butter and roll around on the floor screaming I AM THE TICKLE MONSTER for 17 seconds. Then hug the zombie. Enclosed is a lump of butter for rubbing everywhere. I mean everywhere, including on your liver.

[Blorbs]

THE FOLLOWING IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION INTENDED ONLY FOR THE LEADERS OF JAYCARNIA

We have realised that you have recently released a disease into your nation. Recently, we created the EMRD Initiative (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=blorbs/detail=factbook/id=316918) for cases like these, and we wish to send a few research convoys out to your nation. They will use some more, inhumane tactics to help cure the disease, so we want to acquire your approval first.

Sincerely, General Harold Kerman, head of the EMRD Initiative.

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

To: Jaycarnia
From: Slenderman the Creepypasta king

Jaycaria, i will send our highest death/transformation resistant creepypastas to help combat the zombie menace, but if it gets too bad here, i shall have to withdraw them and help us survive. We will also send some scientists to help research a cure for the disease.

-Slenderman

[Port Charlotte]

I think I am just going to nuke you.

[Zombie Fascists]

To: whomever it may concern
From: Jay Winster, leader of Jaycarnia

As you may know, there is a zombie population in our nation, and as you probably know, this zombie disease has been spreading into nearby nations. We ask you to help us eradicate this menace, and in return we will give you part of our land.

To: Jay Winster, leader of Jaycarnia
From: Il Duce General Morti

This is very good news. We will do anything in our power to help our new brothers and sisters in Jaycarnia in their revolt against the oppressive and inferior human race. You won't have to give us land, as we shall take it! Troops are being mobilized as we speak, and our top scientists are already researching an anti-cure.

Hell awaits you.

[Jinzo]

Zombie Fascists,

I should like to inform you that if you dare to enter our land, we will not hesitate to utilise our entire military against you.

- The Hive Mind