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by Mr Zombie » Thu Oct 23, 2014 5:41 pm
by Blorbs » Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:00 pm
by Mr Zombie » Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:52 pm
Blorbs wrote:Luckily yet depressingly my region is to small and under the radar to have anybody care enough to join and eat our brainz, *Sighs* Oh well... *Sheds a tear* *Starts Sobbing*
by Heco » Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:18 pm
Mr Zombie wrote:(Image)
Article I: Preamble
We the Zombies of Zombieland, in Order to form a more perfect flesh eating society, to spread the infection, insure brains for all our hungry, provide for the common Zombie, promote the Zombie way, and secure the Blessings of the infection to be spread so all may know our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution of Zombieland.
Article II: The Bill of Zombie Rights
All Zombies were created equally as hungry and ravenous,
Zombies of Zombieland have the right to;
1. A Zombie has the right to free speech and to assembly into flesh eating hoards of any size. To promote Zombism in all its infectious forms.
2. A Zombie has the right to eat the flesh and brains of any human that crosses their path. No human or Zombie may rise arms against or attempt to "cure", shoot repeatedly, or kill any Zombie.
3. A Zombie has the right and is encouraged to spread the infection to everyone they meet.
4. A Zombie is considered undead, until proven alive in a Court of Zombie peers. In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by the Zombie Council.
5. A well infect hungry hoard, being necessary to spreading the infection and security of a human free State, the right of Zombie kind to keep and bear Arms and teeth, shall not be infringed.
6. A Zombie has the right to vote and to stand as a candidate in regional elections of the Zombie Council.
7. A Zombie has the right to the protection of personal data concerning them.
Article III: The Zombie Council
Section 1: The governing body of Zombieland shall be the Zombie Council. The Zombie Council shall be lead by the President Zombie and made up of Mayor Zombie (Founder), Zombism Prophet (WA Delegate), Chief Brains (Head of Military), and the elected Zombie Senators.
Section 2: The Zombie Council shall have the power to by a majority vote:
• Enact laws and policies for the Region, regional laws shall retain the highest authority next to the Constitution covering any subject matter not outlined in the constitution.
• Decide the guilt or innocence of any nation accused of behavior harmful to the region of Zombieland.
• Eject and/or Ban Nations from the Region.
• Create and dissolve alliances and/or associations with other regions.
• Approve the construction and/or revocation of Embassies.
• Advise and Consent on the appointment of Executive, Ministries, and other Government Officers.
Section 3: President Zombie,
Head of the Zombie Council and Voice of Zombieland.
-Any Zombie Council member may become President Zombie by a majority Zombie Council vote. An election for President is to occur following every Zombie Senators' elections to the Council.
-President Zombie serves as a figurehead of the Zombie Council.
-President Zombie is tasked with organizing Zombie Council votes, keeping Council members up to date, and ensuring the Council functions efficiently.
-If the Zombie Council is unable to elect a President Zombie by a majority Council vote the position will remain empty until the Council can.
Section 4: Mayor Zombie,
Regional founder and figurehead of Zombieland.
-In charge of daily operations within Zombieland and regional maintenance.
-Head of the Zombieland Military, rallying fellow zombies to organize and feed upon the humans.
-Promotes and encourages fellow Zombies to spread infection at home and aboard, working to advance Zombieland and the zombie way.
Section 5: Zombism Prophet,
Elected World Assembly representative of Zombieland.
-Serves as World Assembly Delegate of Zombieland, and heads up all WA matters.
-Elected via the game mechanics of endorsement.
-Works with Mayor Zombie on daily operations within the region.
-Ensures the Rights of Zombies are being protected and the infection is being spread.
-In the event Mayor Zombie becomes inactive, ceases to exist, or is unable to eat brains, Zombism Prophet takes on the role and duties of Mayor Zombie.
Section 6: Chief Brains,
Highest Ranking Zombie in the Zombieland Army.
- Works with and appointed by Mayor Zombie to run the Zombieland Military.
-Heads up organizing Zombieland Military operations, and rallying the troops to battle.
-In charge of recruiting and promoting zombies to join the Zombieland army.
-In the event Mayor Zombie becomes inactive, ceases to exist, or is unable to eat brains, Chief Brains becomes the Head of the Zombieland Military.
Section 7: Zombie Senators,
Elected representative of the people of Zombieland.
-Serves on the Zombie Council, working to promote the Zombie flesh eating agenda.
-Spreads the word of Zombism to the people, promoting Zombie activity at home and abroad.
-Works on government legislation within the Council.
Section 8: Zombie Senators election proceedings,
Part 1: A census of the Zombies residing in Zombieland shall be taken on the first day of each odd numbered month for the purpose of electing Zombie Senators to the Zombie Council. There shall be 1 additional seat in the Zombie council for every 3 world assembly nations residing in Zombieland, rounded to the nearest even integer, with a minimum of two Zombie Senators.
Part 2: Elections for Zombie Senators of the Zombie Council shall occur on each odd-numbered month. Nominations shall begin at Noon, Eastern time, on the second Tuesday of the month and continue for exactly one week. Elections shall begin at Noon, Eastern time, on the third Tuesday of the month and continue for exactly one week. Voting will be conducted by approval vote where each voter votes “Yes” or “No” for each candidate. The candidates with the most yes votes will be elected, provided that the total of their yes votes exceeds the number of their “No” votes. If the number of nominees is less than or equal to the number of positions, nations will have 48 hours to register any disapproval of any nominee. If no disapprovals are registered, the slate of candidates will be declared elected.
Article IV: Flesh Eating Government Offices
Section 1: All non-Council Government Offices are to be appointed by Mayor Zombie (founder), Zombie Prophet (WA Delegate), or upon confirmation of a majority vote by the Zombie Council.
Section 2: Additional offices may be created for a four month period by a majority vote of the Zombie Council. Permanent positions may only be created by a Zombie Council Law or constitutional amendment.
Section 3: The Infector,
Spreader of the Infection to the people, official Zombieland recruiter.
-Head of recruitment for Zombieland, in charge of bringing in new zombies to join the hoard.
-Actively sending recruitment telegrams and eating brains of humans to convert more zombie flesh eaters.
Section 4: Head Biters,
Brain eating lieutenants of Zombieland, honorary position of active Zombies.
-Achieved through service to Zombieland and promoting brain eating infectious zombie way.
-Works as the foot soldiers of Zombieland, embodying what is means to be a Zombie.
Article V: Ratification and Amendments
Section 1: This Constitution shall be proposed to the region on the Regional Message Board. Once proposed, all nations in the region shall have 14 days to register their approval or disapproval of the Constitution as a whole via a regional poll. The Constitution shall take effect at the end of that 28 day period provided that it is approved by at least two-thirds of all nations choosing to vote.
Section 2: Amendments to this Constitution may be proposed by a two-thirds vote of the Zombie Council or by a petition of at least four resident Zombies. Proposed amendments shall be posted on the Regional Message Board for all Zombie nations in the region to review, and shall have 14 days to register their approval or disapproval of the Amendment. The Amendment shall take effect at the end of that 14 day period provided that it is approved by at least two-thirds of all nations choosing to vote.
Authored by,
Mr Zombie
Editorial and Drafting input by; Zombie Love & Zombie joe washington
Ratified March 30, 2014
Signed and approved by; Mr Zombie, Umbrella Pharmaceutical Incorporated, Fantastiana, & Zombie Love
by Solarmania » Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:55 am
by World War Z » Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:13 pm
by Mr Zombie » Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:16 pm
World War Z wrote:I in no way wish to cause a panic by suggesting that humans taste like chicken.
by New Crazy131 » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:29 pm
by Hurdegaryp » Thu Oct 30, 2014 4:39 am
New Crazy131 wrote:Guess I'm gonna have to destroy this region with puppets.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.
by Quaxoglia » Thu Oct 30, 2014 4:41 am
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by New Crazy131 » Thu Oct 30, 2014 5:48 am
Yes there is, it's called zombies.
by Zombie Fascists » Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:56 am
by Zombie Fascists » Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:58 am
by Novaya Equestria » Thu Oct 30, 2014 8:36 am
Archeuland and Baughistan wrote:Don't worry, I have Brad Pitt on the line right now.
If all else fails, launch the nukes.
by The Undead Hordes » Thu Oct 30, 2014 10:30 am
by World War Z » Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:16 pm
by Monkeykind » Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:20 pm
by Somunist Union » Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:50 pm
by Monkeykind » Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:55 pm
Lavan Tiri wrote:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by Hurdegaryp » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:18 pm
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.
by Hurdegaryp » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:32 pm
Spoder wrote:Zombieland was a great flick.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.
by Hurdegaryp » Sat Nov 01, 2014 7:57 pm
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.
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