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I HATE THIS NEW ZOMBIE FEATURE!!!1111!11!

OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!
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Conglomerated Industries
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I HATE THIS NEW ZOMBIE FEATURE!!!1111!11!

Postby Conglomerated Industries » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:36 pm

I HAVE SPENT YEARS AND YEARS OF FORMING MY NATION TO THE EXACT SPECIFICATIONS I DESIRE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY NATION AND DESTROY IT. I AM GOING TO SUE THIS COMPANY, THIS "MAX BERRY" FELLOW, AND ALL SHAREHOLDERS AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THE POLICE!!!
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Wisconsin9
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:36 pm

It's for April Fool's and will be gone tomorrow.
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New Dallsiph
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Founded: Dec 04, 2011
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Postby New Dallsiph » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:37 pm

Conglomerated Industries wrote:I HAVE SPENT YEARS AND YEARS OF FORMING MY NATION TO THE EXACT SPECIFICATIONS I DESIRE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY NATION AND DESTROY IT. I AM GOING TO SUE THIS COMPANY, THIS "MAX BERRY" FELLOW, AND ALL SHAREHOLDERS AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THE POLICE!!!

:palm:

It's an APRIL FOOLS PRANK. They have one every year, and it goes away. Calm yourself
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United States of Raptors
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Founded: Dec 09, 2012
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Postby United States of Raptors » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:37 pm

Conglomerated Industries wrote:I HAVE SPENT YEARS AND YEARS OF FORMING MY NATION TO THE EXACT SPECIFICATIONS I DESIRE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY NATION AND DESTROY IT. I AM GOING TO SUE THIS COMPANY, THIS "MAX BERRY" FELLOW, AND ALL SHAREHOLDERS AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THE POLICE!!!


Today is April first, it is fun to role play a zombie apocalypse on a day like this one.
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Simargl
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Founded: Dec 22, 2012
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Postby Simargl » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:38 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:It's for April Fool's and will be gone tomorrow.

I should hope so.

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Zokoria
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Postby Zokoria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:39 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:It's for April Fool's and will be gone tomorrow.

I agree with what he said.
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The Broken Imperial Sector
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Founded: Mar 24, 2013
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Postby The Broken Imperial Sector » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:39 pm

Lol this zombie outbreak is an awesome birthday present!
We can not allow this nation or this world to be destroyed from the inside out!

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Reploid Productions
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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:45 pm

Conglomerated Industries wrote:I HAVE SPENT YEARS AND YEARS OF FORMING MY NATION TO THE EXACT SPECIFICATIONS I DESIRE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

Check the calendar, goofus.

HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY NATION AND DESTROY IT.

Again, the calendar. Also, remember what you pay to play this game. Most likely, nothing.

I AM GOING TO SUE THIS COMPANY, THIS "MAX BERRY" FELLOW, AND ALL SHAREHOLDERS

No. No you are not. 1) There is no company behind Nationstates, it's privately owned by one guy. 2) No shareholders either, for the same reason. 3) You do not want to make us engage our Legal Threat Protocol, especially over something as silly as this.

AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THE POLICE!!!

BBB means fuckall to us, and please. Enlighten me. What laws have we broken-? :rofl:

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North Koryo
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Postby North Koryo » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:46 pm

Guys, I think he might not be serious about this thread.

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GHAUNADAUR
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Founded: Sep 28, 2005
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Postby GHAUNADAUR » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:47 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Conglomerated Industries wrote:I HAVE SPENT YEARS AND YEARS OF FORMING MY NATION TO THE EXACT SPECIFICATIONS I DESIRE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

Check the calendar, goofus.

HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY NATION AND DESTROY IT.

Again, the calendar. Also, remember what you pay to play this game. Most likely, nothing.

I AM GOING TO SUE THIS COMPANY, THIS "MAX BERRY" FELLOW, AND ALL SHAREHOLDERS

No. No you are not. 1) There is no company behind Nationstates, it's privately owned by one guy. 2) No shareholders either, for the same reason. 3) You do not want to make us engage our Legal Threat Protocol, especially over something as silly as this.

AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THE POLICE!!!

BBB means fuckall to us, and please. Enlighten me. What laws have we broken-? :rofl:

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Reploid Productions
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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:47 pm

North Koryo wrote:Guys, I think he might not be serious about this thread.

Yeah, that's why I haven't already started the usual "Do you intend to pursue legal action blah blah blah" spiel that I usually do when we get "OMG GONNA SUE YOOOOOU!" :P
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Livata
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Founded: Mar 29, 2013
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Postby Livata » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:48 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Conglomerated Industries wrote:I HAVE SPENT YEARS AND YEARS OF FORMING MY NATION TO THE EXACT SPECIFICATIONS I DESIRE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

Check the calendar, goofus.

HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY NATION AND DESTROY IT.

Again, the calendar. Also, remember what you pay to play this game. Most likely, nothing.

I AM GOING TO SUE THIS COMPANY, THIS "MAX BERRY" FELLOW, AND ALL SHAREHOLDERS

No. No you are not. 1) There is no company behind Nationstates, it's privately owned by one guy. 2) No shareholders either, for the same reason. 3) You do not want to make us engage our Legal Threat Protocol, especially over something as silly as this.

AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THE POLICE!!!

BBB means fuckall to us, and please. Enlighten me. What laws have we broken-? :rofl:

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Astrolinium
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Postby Astrolinium » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:49 pm

Conglomerated Industries wrote:THIS "MAX BERRY" FELLOW


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Cosara
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Postby Cosara » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:49 pm

Conglomerated Industries wrote:I HAVE SPENT YEARS AND YEARS OF FORMING MY NATION TO THE EXACT SPECIFICATIONS I DESIRE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY NATION AND DESTROY IT. I AM GOING TO SUE THIS COMPANY, THIS "MAX BERRY" FELLOW, AND ALL SHAREHOLDERS AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THE POLICE!!!

Cool the fuck down! Everything resets once this is over.
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Kamchastkia
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Postby Kamchastkia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:49 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:It's for April Fool's and will be gone tomorrow.

A terribly bad april fools day "joke" at that.

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Reath
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Founded: Nov 21, 2012
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Postby Reath » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:49 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Conglomerated Industries wrote:I HAVE SPENT YEARS AND YEARS OF FORMING MY NATION TO THE EXACT SPECIFICATIONS I DESIRE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

Check the calendar, goofus.

HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY NATION AND DESTROY IT.

Again, the calendar. Also, remember what you pay to play this game. Most likely, nothing.

I AM GOING TO SUE THIS COMPANY, THIS "MAX BERRY" FELLOW, AND ALL SHAREHOLDERS

No. No you are not. 1) There is no company behind Nationstates, it's privately owned by one guy. 2) No shareholders either, for the same reason. 3) You do not want to make us engage our Legal Threat Protocol, especially over something as silly as this.

AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THE POLICE!!!

BBB means fuckall to us, and please. Enlighten me. What laws have we broken-? :rofl:

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Coronational Chechyans and affiliates
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Postby Coronational Chechyans and affiliates » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:50 pm

i kind of wish that it didnt reset. This would be a great way to get rid off all the old inactive nations.

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Indira
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Postby Indira » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:50 pm

They amuse me;D

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Dread Lady Nathicana
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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:51 pm

Is it wrong to giggle madly at these sorts of posts? I certainly hope so. Because I am. :twisted:

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Northern Artic Islands
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Postby Northern Artic Islands » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:52 pm

Coronational Chechyans and affiliates wrote:i kind of wish that it didnt reset. This would be a great way to get rid off all the old inactive nations.

Uhm... I think they already get deleted automatically....

And I'm at a 0,23% Survival Rate, so no, I want it reset. Please--
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The Genoese Cromanatum
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Postby The Genoese Cromanatum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:53 pm

I'm out of troll food, but you guys seem like you're feeding him okay, 'scuse me while I run to the supermarket.

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Postby Condunum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:53 pm

This is bad satire.
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St James
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Founded: Jul 15, 2012
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Postby St James » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:53 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
Conglomerated Industries wrote:I HAVE SPENT YEARS AND YEARS OF FORMING MY NATION TO THE EXACT SPECIFICATIONS I DESIRE AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

Check the calendar, goofus.

HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY NATION AND DESTROY IT.

Again, the calendar. Also, remember what you pay to play this game. Most likely, nothing.

I AM GOING TO SUE THIS COMPANY, THIS "MAX BERRY" FELLOW, AND ALL SHAREHOLDERS

No. No you are not. 1) There is no company behind Nationstates, it's privately owned by one guy. 2) No shareholders either, for the same reason. 3) You do not want to make us engage our Legal Threat Protocol, especially over something as silly as this.

AND I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AND THE POLICE!!!

BBB means fuckall to us, and please. Enlighten me. What laws have we broken-? :rofl:

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Almark
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Founded: Mar 02, 2013
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Postby Almark » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:53 pm

i hope my nation is restored to 127 :(

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Astrolinium
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Postby Astrolinium » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:53 pm

Condunum wrote:This is bad satire.


Yeah, but the comments are pretty great.
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