LATEST ZOMBIE STATISTICS

by **Threlizdun** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:46 pm

99.89% of the Threlizdunian population is now infected.

by **Altaslavia** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:47 pm

Altaslavia has fallen. We tried.

The South Europe Union fights on!

by **Len Hyet** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:47 pm

The infection in Vahalla is being fought, and actually with some success.

Want to help?

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by **Forster Keys** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:48 pm

How long left guys?

by **Len Hyet** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:48 pm

Forster Keys wrote:How long left guys?

Longer if people help.

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:49 pm

Forster Keys wrote:How long left guys?

): I hope a while. I want my region to get to 0%

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:49 pm

United States of Raptors wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Must have been mighty tasty...*licks lips* got any survivors that you wouldn't mind disappearing?

I want all of my survivors to survive not have them killed.

Seriously though, outnumbered and still managed to open up a can of ass kicking.

Woah, Woah woah, where are you getting the impression that they would die? they might just not be around for a few days, weeks months forever ...No harm will be done, i swear.

by **Forster Keys** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:50 pm

Len Hyet wrote:
Forster Keys wrote:How long left guys?

Longer if people help.

Well I'm assuming it will only last 24 hours.

by **Suicune** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:51 pm

0.24% of the population are still zombies. Our well funded Healthcare has stood us in good stead. Regional infection rate is at just 0.2%, with an infection status of -123.9

by **His Noodliness the FSM** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:51 pm

This is the Holy Empire of His Noodliness the FSM of Ainur. We are down to our last million people. We ask of nations that are better well off to please send forces to aid the evacuation of the survivors. I repeat, there are only one million survivors left!
To be specific, there are 1,058,776 survivors left.

by **Krjder** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:52 pm

Versution, come to Versution. It's a hope to which you can cling!

by **Florin (Ancient)** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:53 pm

Forster Keys wrote:
Len Hyet wrote:Longer if people help.

Well I'm assuming it will only last 24 hours.

It's now been 24 hours since the start of the outbreak. Guess it'll run for a while yet?

by **Florin (Ancient)** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:54 pm

His Noodliness the FSM wrote:This is the Holy Empire of His Noodliness the FSM of Ainur. We are down to our last million people. We ask of nations that are better well off to please send forces to aid the evacuation of the survivors. I repeat, there are only one million survivors left!
To be specific, there are 1,058,776 survivors left.

What? Can't you save them with your Noodly Appendage?

My faith has been shattered.

by **Fundamentally Flawed** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:54 pm

Lordieth wrote:The South is in dire need of a medic. It may be too late for us, but for 62 million of us, there is still hope.

(but not much)

Recognising that, though all beings are inherently flawed, some are less flawed than others, we have sent a medical team to The South.

We trust that this display of overwhelming charity will soften the hearts of heretics throughout the known world.

by **Thronegaria** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:55 pm

It's too late! I've been infected!

by **His Noodliness the FSM** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:57 pm

Florin wrote:
His Noodliness the FSM wrote:This is the Holy Empire of His Noodliness the FSM of Ainur. We are down to our last million people. We ask of nations that are better well off to please send forces to aid the evacuation of the survivors. I repeat, there are only one million survivors left!
To be specific, there are 1,058,776 survivors left.

What? Can't you save them with your Noodly Appendage?

My faith has been shattered.

It seems the FSM is busy chugging booze from the Great Beer Volcano in Heaven. To be honest, He probably created this disease while drunk.
While He is generally a benevolent god, He is definitely not known for his intelligence.

by **Arumdaum** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:57 pm

Zombies have been fully eradicated from Arumdaum. :>

by **Novaya Tselinoyarsk** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:57 pm

I now currently have less than a million survivors, damn my late start screwing me over!

by **Florin (Ancient)** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:58 pm

His Noodliness the FSM wrote:
Florin wrote:
What? Can't you save them with your Noodly Appendage?

My faith has been shattered.

It seems the FSM is busy chugging booze from the Great Beer Volcano in Heaven. To be honest, He probably created this disease while drunk.
While He is generally a benevolent god, he is definitely not known for his intelligence.

Aight, that makes as much sense as anything. Faith restored. :hug:

by **New Tyran** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:01 pm

It's midnight here in the UK and New Tyran.

*looks left and right*

Seems the infection is here to stay for a while.

by **Lazssia** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:04 pm

Victoriam!

I am pure once more.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:09 pm

Ankh Mauta pride.

by **Len Hyet** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:10 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ankh Mauta pride.

Nightkill! :hug:

You survived!

by **Pharthan** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:16 pm

The International Western Union is down to only 39 million Zombies with more than 100 Billion survivors (but only just so).

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:17 pm

Len Hyet wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ankh Mauta pride.

Nightkill!
You survived!

Survived?

Bitches, we destroyed those zombies WITH SCIENCE.

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