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TaQud
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Founded: Apr 01, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby TaQud » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:17 pm

Florin wrote:Given that this thing started approximately 23 hours ago, we've got about 45 minutes to an hour more of the madness. Any thoughts on how this is going to be wrapped up?

A post by Max Barry in the News Section of Nation States?
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The Gaveoan Overseas Territories
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Founded: Feb 05, 2013
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Postby The Gaveoan Overseas Territories » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:17 pm

Thanks to the efforts from people of other regions Tanos is recovering from near death.
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Escalan Corps-Star Island
Senator
 
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Founded: May 07, 2012
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Escalan Corps-Star Island » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:19 pm

I got my region almost completely cured, and I'm down to 0 zombies.
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Florin (Ancient)
Secretary
 
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Founded: Mar 29, 2013
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Postby Florin (Ancient) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:20 pm

TaQud wrote:
Florin wrote:Given that this thing started approximately 23 hours ago, we've got about 45 minutes to an hour more of the madness. Any thoughts on how this is going to be wrapped up?

A post by Max Barry in the News Section of Nation States?


Well, presumably, but what would it say? How to resolve the problem of 117 billion infected and 240 billion dead? Was it all just a bad dream? Does NS Jesus come down to resurrect everyone? I don't see a way out here without some kind of deus-ex-browsera.
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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:21 pm

Escalan Corps-Star Island wrote:I got my region almost completely cured, and I'm down to 0 zombies.

Anarkadia has about 185 million left, and around 5.6 billion survivors.
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TaQud
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Postby TaQud » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:22 pm

Florin wrote:
TaQud wrote:A post by Max Barry in the News Section of Nation States?


Well, presumably, but what would it say? How to resolve the problem of 117 billion infected and 240 billion dead? Was it all just a bad dream? Does NS Jesus come down to resurrect everyone? I don't see a way out here without some kind of deus-ex-browsera.

Probably be Titled like "The Fallout" or "The Aftermath" and it will describe what went down for April Fool's day.
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Damanucus
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Postby Damanucus » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:24 pm

Florin wrote:
TaQud wrote:A post by Max Barry in the News Section of Nation States?


Well, presumably, but what would it say? How to resolve the problem of 117 billion infected and 240 billion dead? Was it all just a bad dream? Does NS Jesus come down to resurrect everyone? I don't see a way out here without some kind of deus-ex-browsera.


NS Jesus? No! Oh, please, no!
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Harlesburg
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Postby Harlesburg » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:24 pm

Hatred and Darkness wrote:I WANT to become infected! How do I do it!?

Read Black Hole by Charles Burns.
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Regiria
Envoy
 
Posts: 291
Founded: Aug 03, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Regiria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:25 pm

We have completely purged the zombie infection from our nation. All 7,918,058,989 citizens are uninfected.
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Ser Di Haruk
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Posts: 159
Founded: May 24, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Ser Di Haruk » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:26 pm

Currently the Safe Region of Rhydin
Infection Rate: 1.0% (420 million infected, 41.80 billion survivors)
Cure Status: Distributing to infected
Infection Status: -298.3 Under Control
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Kholdlands
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Posts: 189
Founded: Oct 11, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Kholdlands » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:30 pm

The worlds populations have recovered slightly! the cure is working its way in! We must purge the infection!
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Orcish People
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Founded: Dec 27, 2012
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Postby Orcish People » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:32 pm

We need medics in the NationStates Puppet Exchange.
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The NationStates Community
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Founded: Jun 09, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The NationStates Community » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:32 pm

That would be because the majority of the remaining population is in safe regions; those nations who chose to stay and fight are mainly dead.
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Arumdaum
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Founded: Oct 21, 2009
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Arumdaum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:33 pm

The number of survivors has risen for the first time.
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Huerdae
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Postby Huerdae » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:34 pm

The NationStates Community wrote:That would be because the majority of the remaining population is in safe regions; those nations who chose to stay and fight are mainly dead.
Actually, if they're following the cycle my region saw, they're now in the recovery phase. Some of us just took longer to grind it out.
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United States of Raptors
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Founded: Dec 09, 2012
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Postby United States of Raptors » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:34 pm

Compare ten hours ago to now for my alt nation and tell me how well the survivors are managing XD
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That most people in NSG actually know that much about history/archaeology in the first place.
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Machina Haruspex
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Founded: Jan 13, 2005
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Machina Haruspex » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:35 pm

The region of Europa is on the brink but we are holding the line, however precarious it may actually be.
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Molested Sock
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Founded: Apr 13, 2009
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Postby Molested Sock » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:37 pm


Case of the bow bows.
100% 80% of the time.
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United States of Raptors
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Founded: Dec 09, 2012
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Postby United States of Raptors » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:39 pm




Ten hours ago was 466 million infected to 68 million survivors

ten hours after that is two million infected to one million survivors.

Dafuq?
The Archregimancy wrote:I only have one:

That most people in NSG actually know that much about history/archaeology in the first place.
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New States of Freedom and Justice
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Posts: 12
Founded: Mar 21, 2013
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Postby New States of Freedom and Justice » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:41 pm

I SURVIVE!!!!
somehow. 8)
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Nefrotos
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Posts: 54
Founded: Antiquity
Democratic Socialists

Aha!

Postby Nefrotos » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:41 pm

I was on to see it happen! New status on the zombie apocalypse in my nation:

People: 21,011,959,827
Zombies: 0
Dead: 0
Survival Rate: 100%

Go me!

Region isn't the same, but I'm helping a fellow curing nation. Still no dead at least, but we have another 118M patients than before. :p
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The Huskar Social Union
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Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:41 pm

United States of Raptors wrote:
Molested Sock wrote:Case of the bow bows.



Ten hours ago was 466 million infected to 68 million survivors

ten hours after that is two million infected to one million survivors.

Dafuq?

Must have been mighty tasty...*licks lips* got any survivors that you wouldn't mind disappearing?
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Luna Amore
Issues Editor
 
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Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Luna Amore » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:43 pm

Looks like as of 3 hours ago Free Thought is officially a Safe Haven. No more Zack.
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United States of Raptors
Minister
 
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Founded: Dec 09, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Raptors » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:45 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
United States of Raptors wrote:

Ten hours ago was 466 million infected to 68 million survivors

ten hours after that is two million infected to one million survivors.

Dafuq?

Must have been mighty tasty...*licks lips* got any survivors that you wouldn't mind disappearing?


I want all of my survivors to survive not have them killed.

Seriously though, outnumbered and still managed to open up a can of ass kicking.
The Archregimancy wrote:I only have one:

That most people in NSG actually know that much about history/archaeology in the first place.
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Lordieth
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Posts: 31603
Founded: Jun 18, 2010
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lordieth » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:46 pm

The South is in dire need of a medic. It may be too late for us, but for 62 million of us, there is still hope.

(but not much)
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