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Lord Kandar
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Founded: Feb 06, 2013
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Postby Lord Kandar » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:46 am

I'm actually enjoying this, though I am finding a cure, not shooting the zombies so I can keep my chances high. Any zombies that come near the house of government will be killed, though.
Come and join Helix.

Come and enjoy the delights of the Black Gate! And don't forget to check out the fiery flaming pit of Mount Doom and the barren wastelands that surround it!

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Veceria
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Founded: Jul 12, 2009
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Postby Veceria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:46 am

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Talos has 0 zombies. It needs a medal or something! >:(

You got dead people, though ...
[FT]|Does not use NS stats.
Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.

DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.

10,000,000th post.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.

Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

Hurd is Hurd is Hurd.
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The Mighty Warrior Horse
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Posts: 684
Founded: Aug 20, 2012
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Postby The Mighty Warrior Horse » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:46 am

I had to move away to a new region to stop the zombies.
It was 4 million this morning, up to 38 now.
Frisivisia wrote:
Costa Alegria wrote:
We have reports that Osama bin Laden was killed by a man by the name of 420SkillzSwag1337.

Divair wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
You wouldn't thin the herd by reducing the producers. Duh. You reduce it by eliminating the unproductive.
So we eat the poor.
*nods*
Conserative Morality » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:58 pm
Because marijuana is a gateway drug. If you smoke it too often, it opens up portals to Satan.


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I could not give a hoot about how left or right you are
Just do not make bad tasting brownies
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Kholdlands
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Posts: 189
Founded: Oct 11, 2012
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Postby Kholdlands » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:47 am

I know it is just an April fools thing but I think it would make a good spin off of NS, NSZ. Anyways, we got everything under control and stable.

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National Socialists of America
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Posts: 265
Founded: Dec 23, 2012
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Postby National Socialists of America » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:48 am

Dear god, we have over 500 million dead and only 2 million survivors.
Total Military Manpower: 14,033,657

Wehrmacht:
Total: 9,284,396
Active Duty: 780,752
Reserves: 8,503,644

Kriegsmarine:
Total: 3,182,934
Active Duty: 71,679
Reserves: 3,111,255
Total Ships: 473

Luftwaffe:
Total: 1,566,327
Active Duty: 189,062
Reserves: 1,377,265

Oh really? Which "oil" nation has America invaded and conquered lately? You must mean America, which will overtake the Middle East as the world's largest energy producer in 5 years. That America will invade countries?

Pathetic how people actually start to believe their own mindless BS.

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The United Soviet Socialist Republic
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Founded: Aug 10, 2011
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:48 am

Veceria wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Talos has 0 zombies. It needs a medal or something! >:(

You got dead people, though ...

Real men don't use that sissy cure thing. A real man gets rid of zombies with tanks, guns, bombs, bigger guns, and tons of ammo.
Gay and Proudand also a brony
Political Compass:Left: 7.76, Authoritarian: 5.6
I am: Fascist/Corporatist on economy,
Conservative on social issues(Support same sex marriage),
Anti secularist on religion,
Anti-Republican on government,
Interventionist/Imperialist on international issues

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Mad hatters in jeans
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:49 am

National Socialists of America wrote:Dear god, we have over 500 million dead and only 2 million survivors.

GG

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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Posts: 11725
Founded: Aug 03, 2010
Capitalizt

Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:49 am

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
Veceria wrote:You got dead people, though ...

Real men don't use that sissy cure thing. A real man gets rid of zombies with tanks, guns, bombs, bigger guns, and tons of ammo.

:V Oh lawdy.
Real men pick bad options?

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Veceria
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Postby Veceria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:50 am

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
Veceria wrote:You got dead people, though ...

Real men don't use that sissy cure thing. A real man gets rid of zombies with tanks, guns, bombs, bigger guns, and tons of ammo.

Seems like good leaders can't be real men, then?
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Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.

DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.

10,000,000th post.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.

Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

Hurd is Hurd is Hurd.
Discord: Fenrisúlfr#3521
(send me a TG before sending me a friend request though)
I'm Austrian, if you need german translations, feel free to send me a TG.

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The United Thingys
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Posts: 219
Founded: Dec 22, 2011
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Postby The United Thingys » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:51 am

Kholdlands wrote:I know it is just an April fools thing but I think it would make a good spin off of NS, NSZ. Anyways, we got everything under control and stable.


I think this gets said every April Fools Day.
I remember it being said last year and we actually got the liberal / conservative themes back so it would appear to be a pattern.
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Social Libertarian:-7.38-8.72

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Stelarus
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Posts: 287
Founded: Oct 31, 2012
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Postby Stelarus » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:51 am

The Luxan Empire is doing fairly well with the exterminate then cure strategy, but we're in quarantine, we aren't an outstanding story of heroism, but we'll survive.
98% of all Internet users would cry if Facebook broke down. If you are part of that 2% who simply would sit back and laugh, copy and paste this into your sig
Apparently I should still have a line here about being a constitutional monarchy,
Alignment swings between Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Good.
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The United Soviet Socialist Republic
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Founded: Aug 10, 2011
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:52 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Real men don't use that sissy cure thing. A real man gets rid of zombies with tanks, guns, bombs, bigger guns, and tons of ammo.

:V Oh lawdy.
Real men pick bad options?

No. Real men get in a tank and blow everything up first then ask questions later.

Veceria wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Real men don't use that sissy cure thing. A real man gets rid of zombies with tanks, guns, bombs, bigger guns, and tons of ammo.

Seems like good leaders can't be real men, then?

All real men can be good leaders.
Gay and Proudand also a brony
Political Compass:Left: 7.76, Authoritarian: 5.6
I am: Fascist/Corporatist on economy,
Conservative on social issues(Support same sex marriage),
Anti secularist on religion,
Anti-Republican on government,
Interventionist/Imperialist on international issues

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Benuty
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Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Benuty » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:54 am

West pacific is taking a bit of beating, Benuty itself has forced to use safe zones as containment has failed.
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The Ruivan Empire
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Posts: 4094
Founded: Jan 20, 2009
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Ruivan Empire » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:56 am

Last night there where almost 900 million zombies in my nation now they are down to nine million after unleashing the army on them glory to the empire!
ME: "SO IF I PUSH IT THEN SOMEONE DIES BUT I GET A MILLION DOLLARS?"
MAN:"YES"
ME: (PUSHES BUTTON TEN TIMES)
ME :" ILL TAKE MY TEN MILLION PLEASE!"
MAN:"......"

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Galactic Federation of the FDR wrote:How exactly did Jersey fly a C-130 through space to Dertuya and got past the massive battle in a single post?

Hard work, determination, duct tape, and several nukes.


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Xanixi
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Posts: 5376
Founded: Aug 04, 2011
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Postby Xanixi » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:56 am

Qazox wrote:
LeeRoyTown wrote:Note: Dead citizens will be revived once the zombie apocalypse is over. 8)


So after the zombie apocalypse, we'll have zombies.. great, just great. :blink:


There.
The twist.

Looks like the April Fools joke suddenly turned a bit more real.
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DEFCON: [4]; Double Take
| Pop.: 508,191,116 | Area: 24.670.330 km2 | Demonym: Thedosian/Republic/Imperial |
| Military: 5,482,193 | GDP: US$32,842,135,458,524.96 | Lifespan: ~650 y/o |
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United Nation of Carolina
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Founded: Jan 18, 2013
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Postby United Nation of Carolina » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:57 am

[region-tag][/region-tag]

The Great Britain and Eire are working with all allied regions to find a cure

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Evil Lord Bane
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Posts: 1095
Founded: Sep 12, 2012
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Postby Evil Lord Bane » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:57 am

Only 4 Million left alive, over 500 million zombies and more than that are dead. The next time I log in I will have to rename the nation "Zombieland".
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We've improved on the Toxic Death Clouds that hangs above our whole nation. They are now radioactive as well!
Top 3 most read factbook entries:
Popular Deathsports - Carmageddon and Auto Dueling.
Vehicular Weaponization: Do's and Don't's.
Outzones and How to Survive Them.
Disclaimer: The name comes from the game Warlords, and has nothing to do with any DC comic book characters.
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Veceria
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Founded: Jul 12, 2009
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Postby Veceria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:02 pm

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote::V Oh lawdy.
Real men pick bad options?

No. Real men get in a tank and blow everything up first then ask questions later.

Veceria wrote:Seems like good leaders can't be real men, then?

All real men can be good leaders.

Funny guy. *pats head*
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Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.

DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.

10,000,000th post.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.

Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

Hurd is Hurd is Hurd.
Discord: Fenrisúlfr#3521
(send me a TG before sending me a friend request though)
I'm Austrian, if you need german translations, feel free to send me a TG.

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Lordieth
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Founded: Jun 18, 2010
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Postby Lordieth » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:05 pm

Do our Nation's statistics have any impact on how well it performs depending on the option it chooses? I have two very strong military-based Nations. I'm wondering whether choosing the military option for them will be an advantage or not. Anyone noticed any correlation?
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Umbra Ac Silentium
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:06 pm

Lordieth wrote:Do our Nation's statistics have any impact on how well it performs depending on the option it chooses? I have two very strong military-based Nations. I'm wondering whether choosing the military option for them will be an advantage or not. Anyone noticed any correlation?

Not really.
I have a top 1% stupidest nation and it's in 5th for cure contribution.

Economic Left/Right: -0.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.97
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Lordieth
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Postby Lordieth » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:09 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Lordieth wrote:Do our Nation's statistics have any impact on how well it performs depending on the option it chooses? I have two very strong military-based Nations. I'm wondering whether choosing the military option for them will be an advantage or not. Anyone noticed any correlation?

Not really.
I have a top 1% stupidest nation and it's in 5th for cure contribution.


Aw. That's a shame. Some of my Nations could have done some serious Z-damage. Guess the cure is the way to go, then.
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Alfaria
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Postby Alfaria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:09 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Lordieth wrote:Do our Nation's statistics have any impact on how well it performs depending on the option it chooses? I have two very strong military-based Nations. I'm wondering whether choosing the military option for them will be an advantage or not. Anyone noticed any correlation?

Not really.
I have a top 1% stupidest nation and it's in 5th for cure contribution.

There's a reason they call it dumb luck.

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New Tyran
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Founded: Jan 06, 2013
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Postby New Tyran » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:09 pm

Lordieth wrote:Do our Nation's statistics have any impact on how well it performs depending on the option it chooses? I have two very strong military-based Nations. I'm wondering whether choosing the military option for them will be an advantage or not. Anyone noticed any correlation?


I've seen nations with huge military defense forces and armies fall. So I'm not sure..

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Komstock
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Founded: Sep 18, 2012
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Postby Komstock » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:09 pm

WERE ALL DOOMED I SAY!!!

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Huerdae
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Founded: Feb 28, 2009
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Postby Huerdae » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:11 pm

Lordieth wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:Not really.
I have a top 1% stupidest nation and it's in 5th for cure contribution.


Aw. That's a shame. Some of my Nations could have done some serious Z-damage. Guess the cure is the way to go, then.
I'm not sure there. My region has a number of people who are all top 5% for defense forces, and we are slaughtering zombies. One in particular, a top 1% in the world, took out 7 billion zombies in his first hour resisting. I'm not sure if that's due to population or military might, but it's not to be discounted. We are, by necessity, trying the military option. I'll let you know how it goes, but it's not looking good. I am approximately 33% of our survivors right now.
The Huerdaen Star Empire is an FT Nation.

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