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Forsher
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Postby Forsher » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:34 am

Kherkov wrote:Our region is doing alright... 9.6% infection rate. Gone down 1% in the past hour or so.


We were at 3% and now we're at 1.7%.
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Stop making shit up, though. Links, or it's a God-damn lie and you know it.

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Ainin
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Postby Ainin » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:34 am

Infection Status: -121.3 Under Control

Esquariun like a boss.
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Arumdaum
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Postby Arumdaum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:35 am

Threlizdun wrote:No one else in my region has reacted to the infection. We may have found a cure, though almost half the population is already infected. We may not be able to distribute it in time. For anyone listening, I love you aldhwvksbeidbdhshdnshdudjsj.………

Sent a puppet to your region to help out. :<
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Kherkov
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Postby Kherkov » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:35 am

Forsher wrote:
Kherkov wrote:Our region is doing alright... 9.6% infection rate. Gone down 1% in the past hour or so.


We were at 3% and now we're at 1.7%.


Nice.
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Postby Forsher » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:39 am

Kherkov wrote:
Forsher wrote:
We were at 3% and now we're at 1.7%.


Nice.


If a similar decrease happens in about 42 minutes then I think we qualify for one of [violet]'s lists.

Zakiristan wrote:WORLD ALLIANCE IS DOOMED TO DIE JUST LOOK AT IT!


I saw the delegate's flag and nearly had a heart attack... I'm so used to Forsher being the only NZ flag around (which is usually the case on NSG) that I forget it's a normal one. Not that there seems to be much of a difference between the two (even to the extent that IRL NZ native birds are the national animals).
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Stop making shit up, though. Links, or it's a God-damn lie and you know it.

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Zakiristan
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Postby Zakiristan » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:39 am

CONVERT TO ZOMBISM AND BE SAVED BY THE HEAVENLY ZOMBIE FATHER!
Im sorry that i didn't tell you about my invasion.....maybe you should pay good attention to the posts before i nuke you to hell with all the burgers you've been eating.-Johaan Fjord
Kherkov wrote:
Zakiristan wrote:You come here we'll send you dead in the vaginas of donkeys.


Erm... ok then...
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Kherkov, I'm breaking up with you.

Come ere Ublia! :hug:


WHORE!
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Nova! *pushes Ublia aside* :kiss:


SLUT!

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Zokoria
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Postby Zokoria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:40 am

HUZZAH.

Esquarium has a 0.4% infection rate. WE'RE DOING IT WELL GUYS.
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Postby Zakiristan » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:40 am

Forsher wrote:
Kherkov wrote:
Nice.


If a similar decrease happens in about 42 minutes then I think we qualify for one of [violet]'s lists.

Zakiristan wrote:WORLD ALLIANCE IS DOOMED TO DIE JUST LOOK AT IT!


I saw the delegate's flag and nearly had a heart attack... I'm so used to Forsher being the only NZ flag around (which is usually the case on NSG) that I forget it's a normal one. Not that there seems to be much of a difference between the two (even to the extent that IRL NZ native birds are the national animals).

Yep but anyhow were fucked bye world
Im sorry that i didn't tell you about my invasion.....maybe you should pay good attention to the posts before i nuke you to hell with all the burgers you've been eating.-Johaan Fjord
Kherkov wrote:
Zakiristan wrote:You come here we'll send you dead in the vaginas of donkeys.


Erm... ok then...
Kherkov wrote:
Acroticus wrote:
Kherkov, I'm breaking up with you.

Come ere Ublia! :hug:


WHORE!
Kherkov wrote:
Acroticus wrote:
Nova! *pushes Ublia aside* :kiss:


SLUT!

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Kherkov
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Postby Kherkov » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:43 am

Zakiristan wrote:
Forsher wrote:
If a similar decrease happens in about 42 minutes then I think we qualify for one of [violet]'s lists.



I saw the delegate's flag and nearly had a heart attack... I'm so used to Forsher being the only NZ flag around (which is usually the case on NSG) that I forget it's a normal one. Not that there seems to be much of a difference between the two (even to the extent that IRL NZ native birds are the national animals).

Yep but anyhow were fucked bye world


Have fun dying Zakir :p
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New Tyran
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Postby New Tyran » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:43 am

Isn't this not to celebrate Day Z's film release? I just figured because of the big red Z at the top.

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Esternial
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Ainin
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Postby Ainin » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:44 am

Zokoria wrote:HUZZAH.

Esquarium has a 0.4% infection rate. WE'RE DOING IT WELL GUYS.

:hug:

Esquarium!

And that 0.4% is totally normal. It's just Luziycan politicians.
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Postby World of Tanks » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:44 am

Trying to kill them in the last minute.

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Postby San Leggera » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:45 am

New Tyran wrote:Isn't this not to celebrate Day Z's film release? I just figured because of the big red Z at the top.

Probably also influenced by the Walking Dead season 3 finale being last night as well.
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Postby Arumdaum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:45 am

Whew, saved East Africa and The Middle East; developed a cure for them. However, Scandinavia seems like a lost cause, with Asia and California also somewhat looking like that... (\vnv)\
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Postby Jessjohnesik » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:47 am

Someone please help!! Jessjohnesik is falling hard!! Please help!!! :(
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Postby Zakiristan » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:47 am

Kherkov wrote:
Zakiristan wrote:Yep but anyhow were fucked bye world


Have fun dying Zakir :p

Your mean lol =p
Im sorry that i didn't tell you about my invasion.....maybe you should pay good attention to the posts before i nuke you to hell with all the burgers you've been eating.-Johaan Fjord
Kherkov wrote:
Zakiristan wrote:You come here we'll send you dead in the vaginas of donkeys.


Erm... ok then...
Kherkov wrote:
Acroticus wrote:
Kherkov, I'm breaking up with you.

Come ere Ublia! :hug:


WHORE!
Kherkov wrote:
Acroticus wrote:
Nova! *pushes Ublia aside* :kiss:


SLUT!

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Nocticula
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Postby Nocticula » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:48 am

Nocticula Zombie Control
People: 5,102,204,438
Zombies: 8,977,430
Dead: 614,270,014
Survival Rate: 89.12%

Our Region: League of Imperial Nations
Stats
Infection Rate: 11.7% (5.25 billion infected, 39.66 billion survivors)
Cure Status: Research begun
Infection Status: 22.6 Contagious

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Arumdaum
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Postby Arumdaum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:49 am

Jessjohnesik wrote:Someone please help!! Jessjohnesik is falling hard!! Please help!!! :(

Go for a cure instead of military action. It helps a lot as a whole.
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Kherkov
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Postby Kherkov » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:50 am

Zakiristan wrote:
Kherkov wrote:
Have fun dying Zakir :p

Your mean lol =p


Hey, I'm sitting here with only 1 mil zombies and a region that's faring well.
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Wizlandia
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Postby Wizlandia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:50 am

Arumdaum wrote:Whew, saved East Africa and The Middle East, developing a cure for them. However, Scandinavia seems like a lost cause, with Asia and California also somewhat looking like that... (\vnv)\


Save us please! If you don't, the prophecy of our region will become true:

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Postby Rodrania » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:50 am

Jessjohnesik wrote:Someone please help!! Jessjohnesik is falling hard!! Please help!!! :(


Come to my region and help me developing the cure before those bastards wipe out all of us!
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Forsher
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Postby Forsher » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:52 am

Arumdaum wrote:Whew, saved East Africa and The Middle East, developing a cure for them. However, Scandinavia seems like a lost cause, with Asia and California also somewhat looking like that... (\vnv)\


The World looks doomed, although there are lots of save places to be.
That it Could be What it Is, Is What it Is

Stop making shit up, though. Links, or it's a God-damn lie and you know it.

The normie life is heteronormie

We won't know until 2053 when it'll be really obvious what he should've done. [...] We have no option but to guess.

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Esternial
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Postby Esternial » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:52 am

Jessjohnesik wrote:Someone please help!! Jessjohnesik is falling hard!! Please help!!! :(

Take your demise with some dignity, soldier.

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Hrenoland
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Ex-Nation

Postby Hrenoland » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:54 am

My region is doomed, it only haves 3 nations :(
I am praying to her Holy Goddess Freyjana for help.
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