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Condunum
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 26273
Founded: Apr 26, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Condunum » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:58 pm

:lol:
Adytum had an almost instant Zombie research response. Infection was kept a very minimal levels.
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Lordieth
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31603
Founded: Jun 18, 2010
New York Times Democracy

Postby Lordieth » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:02 pm

Kinda wish I logged in earlier today now :palm:

0.19% Survival rate. No chance.
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The spectre of communism
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Feb 19, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby The spectre of communism » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:06 pm

Troslovia wrote:1 fifth of my population are zombies... Prepare for the end.

at least 99.47% of your population isn't zombies.
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Empire of Symphonia
Minister
 
Posts: 3102
Founded: Jul 04, 2009
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Postby Empire of Symphonia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:06 pm

Adytum is going strong.

Some people shipped their zombies away. Some people shot them. Some people somehow developed an effective sure.

So thus, the shipped zombies either got shot or got cured. In either case, the shipping nations got free solutions by piggybacking on everyone elses hard work. :meh:
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The IASM
Senator
 
Posts: 3598
Founded: Jan 01, 2012
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Postby The IASM » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:06 pm

People: 604,892,103
Zombies: 158,951,016
Dead: 1,935,110,701
Survival Rate: 22.42%
My new motto is HOLD THE LINE.
HUN-01

20:22 Kirav Normal in Akai is nightmare fuel in the rest of the world.
11:33 Jedoria Something convoluted is going on in Akai probably.
Transoxthraxia: I'm no hentai connoisseur, but I'm pretty sure Akai's domestic politics would be like, at least top ten most fucked up hentais"
18:26 Deusaeuri Let me put it this way, you're what would happen if Lovecraft decided to write political dystopian techno thriller
20:19 Heku tits has gone mental
20:19 Jakee >gone
05:48 Malay lol akai sounds lovely this time of never
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Jakubow
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Feb 24, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Jakubow » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:07 pm

My dust from potatoes ( :rofl: ) MAYBE working... I have got more pepoles than a hour ago?
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North America and Great Britain
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Posts: 331
Founded: Jan 23, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby North America and Great Britain » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:08 pm

I have eliminated my undead population. Time to put this in the next Federation History course books. I remember the old days. The ghouls and mutants were in piles bigger than school buses...
Proud Christian!

Before you assume I'm an anglophile, read my factbook.

1% of the nations have 39% of the votes. #occupyWA

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---Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.44
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The Foxfyre Islands
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Posts: 59
Founded: Feb 01, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Foxfyre Islands » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:10 pm

Lordieth wrote:Kinda wish I logged in earlier today now :palm:

0.19% Survival rate. No chance.


That's the only thing I don't like about this joke. Would have nice to see the hopeless cause through from the start to the finish lol. Oh well :)
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Benuty
Post Czar
 
Posts: 37334
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Benuty » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:17 pm

My zombie pop has been halved although my nation will be a shadow of its former 400 million people :(
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Howslandia
Minister
 
Posts: 2273
Founded: Mar 03, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Howslandia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:18 pm

I DEMAND ASSISTANCE FROM THE WORLD EMBASSY NOW!!!!! MY ENTIRE NATION NO LONGER CONTAINS PEOPLE, ONLY ZOMBIES, BECAUSE OF A CRUEL JOKE!!! YE CROOKED WRETCHES!!
❤BITTEN BY THE VAMPIRE QUEEN OF COOKIES❤

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Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.33

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World War Z
Attaché
 
Posts: 97
Founded: Sep 05, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby World War Z » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:18 pm

Terribly sorry about that whole lack of effective quarantine for Patient 0. My bad.
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Crystal Spires
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7492
Founded: Aug 23, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Crystal Spires » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:21 pm

Mystria is just fine.
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Chimeion
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Aug 30, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Chimeion » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:24 pm

All three of my nations are either down for the count or gasping their last breath.
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Greigus Christ
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Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Greigus Christ » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:25 pm

Well, It's official, I'm screwed.
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Firstaria
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Posts: 8409
Founded: Jun 29, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby Firstaria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:26 pm

It's last minute news that the OVERLORD of Firstaria, Daniel Mercury Alexander De Simon, has NOT joined the Firstaria Survivors as believed sent to a save haven and has remained in the capital. Taking his cerimonial sword from the wall, still working perfectly, he has taken the front line of the ammo-less remaining forces of Federates and putting a song trought all the radio and speakers of the country and said as his last words on the comm channel "You know, this is pretty much how I always wanted to go!".

Communication has now been interrupted.
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TaQud
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15959
Founded: Apr 01, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby TaQud » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:27 pm

Damnit! Why do people keep joining the Regions Will Fall! :palm: :evil:

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Albul
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Posts: 1234
Founded: Jan 07, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Albul » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:27 pm

Most Advanced Cure Research (regions >100 billion collective population)


Slavia belongs to this category.
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Economic Left/Right: -6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.54
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The IASM
Senator
 
Posts: 3598
Founded: Jan 01, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The IASM » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:29 pm

We need a new issue to use see if we can use WMDs or other alternate ideas at the end of this.
HUN-01

20:22 Kirav Normal in Akai is nightmare fuel in the rest of the world.
11:33 Jedoria Something convoluted is going on in Akai probably.
Transoxthraxia: I'm no hentai connoisseur, but I'm pretty sure Akai's domestic politics would be like, at least top ten most fucked up hentais"
18:26 Deusaeuri Let me put it this way, you're what would happen if Lovecraft decided to write political dystopian techno thriller
20:19 Heku tits has gone mental
20:19 Jakee >gone
05:48 Malay lol akai sounds lovely this time of never
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Chrinthanium
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Posts: 15545
Founded: Feb 04, 2006
Democratic Socialists

Postby Chrinthanium » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:40 pm

People: 10,041,137
Zombies: 3,591,992,231
Dead: 5,281,211,528
Survival Rate: 0.11%

The Chrinthani race is fading into the night. We have committed our resources to killing the zombies through military might. If we make it through, though, think of all the open land there will be... once we burn the cadavers.
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Christian Democrats
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10093
Founded: Jul 29, 2009
New York Times Democracy

Postby Christian Democrats » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:40 pm

Right to Life is close to defeating the zombies.

Infection Rate: 0.2% (174 million infected, 74.61 billion survivors)
Cure Status: Distributing to infected
Infection Status: -103.4 Under Control

Survivors: 74,605 million (98.2%)
Dead: 1,201 million (1.6%)
Infected: 174 million (0.2%)
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GA#160: Forced Marriages Ban Act (79%)
GA#175: Organ and Blood Donations Act (68%)^
SC#082: Repeal "Liberate Catholic" (80%)
GA#200: Foreign Marriage Recognition (54%)
GA#213: Privacy Protection Act (70%)
GA#231: Marital Rape Justice Act (81%)^
GA#233: Ban Profits on Workers' Deaths (80%)*
GA#249: Stopping Suicide Seeds (70%)^
GA#253: Repeal "Freedom in Medical Research" (76%)
GA#285: Assisted Suicide Act (70%)^
GA#310: Disabled Voters Act (81%)
GA#373: Repeal "Convention on Execution" (54%)
GA#468: Prohibit Private Prisons (57%)^

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Nationalsocialism
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Sep 13, 2012
Ex-Nation

need help

Postby Nationalsocialism » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:44 pm

the reinland is about to die we need ur help
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Umbra Ac Silentium
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11725
Founded: Aug 03, 2010
Capitalizt

Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:45 pm

TaQud wrote:Damnit! Why do people keep joining the Regions Will Fall! :palm: :evil:


People flee to safety. That's why.

Economic Left/Right: -0.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.97
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New Sapienta
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9298
Founded: Sep 28, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby New Sapienta » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:45 pm

Jesus Christ! I come one after school to find one billion dead and 1 billion infected. Only 4 million survivors!

I'm screwed!
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Todlichebujoku
Senator
 
Posts: 4979
Founded: Feb 24, 2012
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Todlichebujoku » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:46 pm

Most of my regionmates logged in several hours ago, 5/7 are researching and there is 22 million left of nearly 17 billion.
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Dorlania
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7974
Founded: Mar 13, 2011
Father Knows Best State

Postby Dorlania » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:46 pm

People: 49,951,848
Zombies: 302,106,968
Dead: 4,083,222,017
Survival Rate: 1.13%

lel
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