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Yumyumsuppertime
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Postby Yumyumsuppertime » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:33 am

While we are searching for a cure, the Commonwealth of Yumyumsuppertime is currently serving the needs of the living-impaired segment of the populace by serving brain-themed dishes in our world-famous restaurants.

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Free Aiur
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Postby Free Aiur » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:34 am

In my region we pretty much got it handled.

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Soviet Kogarah
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Postby Soviet Kogarah » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:34 am

All the fucken undead cunts are gone from around here.
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National Socialists of America
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Postby National Socialists of America » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:35 am

Just looking at zombie analysis chart, aren't the infected already dead and turned into zombies?
Total Military Manpower: 14,033,657

Wehrmacht:
Total: 9,284,396
Active Duty: 780,752
Reserves: 8,503,644

Kriegsmarine:
Total: 3,182,934
Active Duty: 71,679
Reserves: 3,111,255
Total Ships: 473

Luftwaffe:
Total: 1,566,327
Active Duty: 189,062
Reserves: 1,377,265

Oh really? Which "oil" nation has America invaded and conquered lately? You must mean America, which will overtake the Middle East as the world's largest energy producer in 5 years. That America will invade countries?

Pathetic how people actually start to believe their own mindless BS.

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Postby Sucrati » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:38 am

National Socialists of America wrote:Just looking at zombie analysis chart, aren't the infected already dead and turned into zombies?


No, that would be the dead non-infected and infected combined... I think.
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Postby Erebon » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:40 am

To Whom It May Concern,

Only hours have passed since the outbreak in Erebon. The majority of the infections are happening in the Slave Farms. We believe it may have transferred from captives of a previous raid on a village in the frontier. Fortunately, our legions have swiftly mobilized and are systematically quarantining, inspecting, and culling the herds. All new slaves are subject to inspection before being introduced to the farms. We have closed our borders and posted armed guards at the main gate. Anyone and anything that gets within bow shot without proper identification is shot on sight. Though we are decontaminating the majority of the herds, some of the infected have been collected and brought to a secure facility so we may research a cure [wink wink nudge nudge]. It is our interests that the Akbromi priests will be able to fully understand this plague so it may be halted and controlled.

It has also come to my attention that our neighbors have been slow to reacting. Scouts have reported that most of the region is overrun by the plague. We will lend support where we can, but I fear it will not be enough. I believe that soon Eres Ard will be a wasteland filled with the living dead. Once the plague is handled in our own borders, we will release relief troops to our neighbors to restore order.

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UPDATE: The Imperial Legion has culled roughly two million of the approximate five million infected. The outbreak is expected to be resolved within the next few hours.
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Postby United commonwealth of ayrshire » Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:50 am

We have boarded up the zombies in West Ayrshire. We are launching nuclear weapons on them. Then they will be gone, and all other zombies to develop after this will be exterminated
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Postby Lizardiar » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:11 am

I gotta say... Angolis isn't looking too good..
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Postby Ziggybootydoop » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:34 am

Don't login for a day; zombie infection now. Jesus I need to ditch my region because no on here is fighting the infection; anyone wanna let me in?

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Postby United commonwealth of ayrshire » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:36 am

Come to asiana
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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:37 am

Man, the global trend is not looking promising! It's almost 50/50 even between survivors/infected!
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Postby United commonwealth of ayrshire » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:39 am

roma have been blaned for the outbreak and are being killed by the dozen in major cities
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Postby TaQud » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:40 am

Regions Will Falls is getting more survivors by the hour! :rofl:
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Postby Sucrati » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:40 am

Reploid Productions wrote:Man, the global trend is not looking promising! It's almost 50/50 even between survivors/infected!


Uh Oh.
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Postby TaQud » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:40 am

Reploid Productions wrote:Man, the global trend is not looking promising! It's almost 50/50 even between survivors/infected!

Come to regions Will Fall. The Name is not what you think it is! :p
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Postby Forsher » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:41 am

Reploid Productions wrote:Man, the global trend is not looking promising! It's almost 50/50 even between survivors/infected!


It's a bit like the shares from last year where originally it looked like we'd never ever manage to get more than Max but as time went on the difference got smaller and smaller and smaller.

I must say, I'm surprised though. I'm exporting (and I'm not the only one in my region either) and I'm seeing a decrease... I blame my region's curists.
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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:42 am

TaQud wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:Man, the global trend is not looking promising! It's almost 50/50 even between survivors/infected!

Come to regions Will Fall. The Name is not what you think it is! :p

Pff, Space Sector RPRA is just about cleared of the plague, and with 0 deaths! :P

Space FORTRESS RPRA, on the other hand...
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Re: LATEST ZOMBIE STATISTICS

Postby Alien Space Bats » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:46 am

This is one of those situations where it all depends on when you first logged on and saw what was happening. If you've visited in the last 11 hours, you might survive; if you haven't logged on yet, you're probably toast.
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Postby TaQud » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:48 am

Alien Space Bats wrote:This is one of those situations where it all depends on when you first logged on and saw what was happening. If you've visited in the last 11 hours, you might survive; if you haven't logged on yet, you're probably toast.

i take it you're toast than?
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Postby Toronina » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:50 am

Lazurus is going under
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

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Postby TBA » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:53 am

I have abolished my previouly pacifist record by having them all killed. We're getting things under control
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Postby Neu California » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:55 am

The Region of California is now over halfway zombified.
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Postby Alien Space Bats » Mon Apr 01, 2013 2:59 am

TaQud wrote:
Alien Space Bats wrote:This is one of those situations where it all depends on when you first logged on and saw what was happening. If you've visited in the last 11 hours, you might survive; if you haven't logged on yet, you're probably toast.

i take it you're toast than?

Probably. My region's still at the "promising antibodies" stage, and the balance of power is roughly 50/50.
"These states are just saying 'Yes, I used to beat my girlfriend, but I haven't since the restraining order, so we don't need it anymore.'" — Stephen Colbert, Comedian, on Shelby County v. Holder

"Do you see how policing blacks by the presumption of guilt and policing whites by the presumption of innocence is a self-reinforcing mechanism?" — Touré Neblett, MSNBC Commentator and Social Critic

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Postby TaQud » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:00 am

Neu California wrote:The Region of California is now over halfway zombified.

Is Zombie Reagan the leader of the zombies in California?
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Postby United commonwealth of ayrshire » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:02 am

The region of Asiana is now past the worst.
The nuclear weapons have been launched on the zombie area of West Ayrshire, killing them all.
However, we are aware of huge problems in most nations, and an embargo of all foreign goods will take place until april 2nd ;)
All zombies in the future will be exterminated immediately
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To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible realistic egalitarian with several strong convictions.
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