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OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!
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Zombie Jesus
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Guess who's Back

Postby Zombie Jesus » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:39 pm

You know it.
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San Leggera
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Postby San Leggera » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:40 pm

You're a goddamn day late, Jebus.
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United Dependencies
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Postby United Dependencies » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:41 pm

Shady's back?
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).

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Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.

Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

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Toronina
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Postby Toronina » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:42 pm

United Dependencies wrote:Shady's back?

I was gonna say that
Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing
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Postby Towson » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:43 pm

Easter was Yesterday.

So what have you been doing you the last 1,976 Years?
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Postby Progressive-Conservative Republics » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:44 pm

lol

We must rush to conserve this miraculous event. Quickly, dispatch a military-research team to contain and study. We can't let the Leftists take him.
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Postby Zombie Jesus » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:44 pm

Towson wrote:Easter was Yesterday.

So what have you been doing you the last 1,976 Years?


Sleeping
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Postby Menassa » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:45 pm

No!

I thought we killed you... noo!
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Postby Lucius Valentine » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:46 pm

Menassa wrote:No!

I thought we killed you... noo!


Should've aimed for the head.
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Postby Menassa » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:47 pm

Lucius Valentine wrote:
Menassa wrote:No!

I thought we killed you... noo!


Should've aimed for the head.

Should've used Goldbergs nails.
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"Imagine of a bunch of Zulu tribesmen told Congress how to read the Constitution, that's how it feels to a Jew when you tell us how to read our bible"
"God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee."
"Against your will you are formed, against your will you are born, against your will you live, against your will you die, and against your will you are destined to give a judgement and accounting before the king, king of all kings..."
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:48 pm

San Leggera wrote:You're a goddamn day late, Jebus.

Jesus keeps the Sabbath for the Lord.
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Goodbye.
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Postby San Leggera » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:48 pm

Zombie Jesus wrote:
Towson wrote:Easter was Yesterday.

So what have you been doing you the last 1,976 Years?


Sleeping

Want some coffee? I hear being asleep for nearly 2,000 years is a real energy killer.
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Postby Azurand » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:49 pm

Menassa wrote:No!

I thought we killed you... noo!

Dirty Jews planning to murder beloved Cristy.
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Postby Blouman Empire » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:49 pm

You're cool
You know you've made it on NSG when you have a whole thread created around what you said.
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Zombie Jesus
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Postby Zombie Jesus » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:51 pm

San Leggera wrote:
Zombie Jesus wrote:
Sleeping

Want some coffee? I hear being asleep for nearly 2,000 years is a real energy killer.

Give me the coffee.
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Luziyca
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Postby Luziyca » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:58 pm

Zombie Jesus, what do you think of the USA?
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Postby Zombie Jesus » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:59 pm

Luziyca wrote:Zombie Jesus, what do you think of the USA?


Those poor saps are not prepared for whats to come.
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Postby Luziyca » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:00 pm

Zombie Jesus wrote:
Luziyca wrote:Zombie Jesus, what do you think of the USA?


Those poor saps are not prepared for whats to come.

Yeah. I want you to come, to Israel/Palestine, and decide what do with it. I recommend toying with it before downsizing both Israel and Palestine.
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:00 pm

United Dependencies wrote:Shady's back?

Back again.
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Azurand
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Postby Azurand » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:01 pm

Mr. Christ, tell me a story! Tell me a story! You sure dreaming when you were slept, yes?
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Zombie Jesus
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Postby Zombie Jesus » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:06 pm

Azurand wrote:Mr. Christ, tell me a story! Tell me a story! You sure dreaming when you were slept, yes?


Once Upon a Time. there was a man named John. Now, John was a trickster, always pulling pranks on people. Well, one day, he set up a simple prank. Just a normal "put something burning on the front porch" type of prank. Well, when the man answered, he triped, and fell in the fire. John watched is horror as his simple prank burned the man who opened the door to a crisp. He then was tried for murder and was put to death.

THE END :lol:
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Postby Qazox » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:09 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:Shady's back?

Back again.


Shady's back, tell a friend.
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Zombie Jesus
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Postby Zombie Jesus » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:10 pm

Yes, the plan is starting to come together.
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Uelvan
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Postby Uelvan » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:17 pm

He is risen!
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Zombie Jesus
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Postby Zombie Jesus » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:26 pm

Uelvan wrote:He is risen!

And soon the plan will fall in to place.
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