The Earth Will Be Protected!: The Twelve Doctors

by **The Twelfth Doctor** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:58 pm

I must head to the Paleolithic for reasons totally unrelated to the fact that Seven lost the research and we're surrounded by zombies.

Innocent. Absolutely innocent.

Ta-ta for now.

(vwoorp-vwoorp-vwoorp)

by **Woahdude** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:58 pm

The Twelfth Doctor wrote:
Woahdude wrote:
I think it's technically "WAIT" in nationsates, since nationstates has a world assembly rather then a United Nations.

This is, perhaps, more appropriate for the post-Brigadier era, I believe.

Hey, why're you called the Twelfth Doctor? Aren't you technically an alternate version of the First?

Also; tell Four he left his sonic screwdriver in 1987. We're happy to give it back...although it's kind of disassembled at the moment. We kinda reverse-engineered some of it, that's how we got a space program so fast...

by **Duchy of Calare** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:59 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:
Duchy of Calare wrote:
*whispers* Ok but that means my cut in this has to go up too....

Fine. Get the "Best" Weapon against the undead right here....wait, I should make a new thread for this.

*Parks oil tanker behind stall* yup sounds like a good idea

by **MEEEEEDIC** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 10:59 pm

The Twelfth Doctor wrote:I must head to the Paleolithic for reasons totally unrelated to the fact that Seven lost the research and we're surrounded by zombies.

Innocent. Absolutely innocent.

Ta-ta for now.

(vwoorp-vwoorp-vwoorp)

I sink it iz also time for me to, how you say... hit ze hay?

by **Imperium of Tanith** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:00 pm

Welp, we've been left here to die by the Doctors... Fething typical

by **MEEEEEDIC** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:02 pm

Imperium of Tanith wrote:Welp, we've been left here to die by the Doctors... Fething typical

Zat is vat happens ven you decide not to take up a career in medicine!

by **Woahdude** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:02 pm

Eh, they'll probably be back. Even if they don't, we still have Torchwood working behind the scenes, along with Fringe Division and the SCP Foundation...

by **Romberg** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:03 pm

MEDIC! need ze über on mein people!

by **Duchy of Calare** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:07 pm

Woahdude wrote:Eh, they'll probably be back. Even if they don't, we still have Torchwood working behind the scenes, along with Fringe Division and the SCP Foundation...

As well as the latest export from The New Velociraptor Empire: the FLAMESAW

by **MEEEEEDIC** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:07 pm

Romberg wrote:MEDIC! need ze über on mein people!

Hier komm ich her!

by **MEEEEEDIC** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:10 pm

Okay, vone last übercharge, and zen I must depart.

by **Woahdude** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:11 pm

Duchy of Calare wrote:
Woahdude wrote:Eh, they'll probably be back. Even if they don't, we still have Torchwood working behind the scenes, along with Fringe Division and the SCP Foundation...

As well as the latest export from The New Velociraptor Empire: the FLAMESAW

not an effective Zombie weapon; requires fuel.

by **Duchy of Calare** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:14 pm

Woahdude wrote:
Duchy of Calare wrote:
As well as the latest export from The New Velociraptor Empire: the FLAMESAW

not an effective Zombie weapon; requires fuel.

*unrolls hose from petrol tanker* How much would you like?

by **Romberg** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:14 pm

Our latest export: Fists.

by **Duchy of Calare** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:17 pm

Romberg wrote:Our latest export: Fists.

That's a rather primitive (not to mention easily infect-able) approach, no?

by **Norcroft** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:26 pm

somebody help me, I need a doctor.

by **Duchy of Calare** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:30 pm

Norcroft wrote:somebody help me, I need a doctor.

Don't worry I'm sure one will be along in a minute in the meantime have a Flamesaw (TM) and a couple litres of petrol at a reasonable price

by **Woahdude** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:30 pm

Duchy of Calare wrote:
Woahdude wrote:
not an effective Zombie weapon; requires fuel.

*unrolls hose from petrol tanker* How much would you like?

We're good. We use quarantining and Tasers.

by **Duchy of Calare** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:33 pm

Woahdude wrote:
Duchy of Calare wrote:
*unrolls hose from petrol tanker* How much would you like?

We're good. We use quarantining and Tasers.

Good oh a nice electric zap ought to be enough... just....

by **Romberg** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:39 pm

Seriously though, our military has been fully mobilized, as is the police and military police corps. Reserves are also being called up to fight.

Though here's the offer: NS$100 per "Zombie Antidote" (Totally NOT the zombie virus, trust me)

by **Duchy of Calare** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:45 pm

Romberg wrote:Seriously though, our military has been fully mobilized, as is the police and military police corps. Reserves are also being called up to fight.

Though here's the offer: NS$100 per "Zombie Antidote" (Totally NOT the zombie virus, trust me)

Right oh, I'm selling off petrol to those in need as we've gone down the cure tack...

by **Woahdude** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:45 pm

Duchy of Calare wrote:
Woahdude wrote:
We're good. We use quarantining and Tasers.

Good oh a nice electric zap ought to be enough... just....

The point's to disable and quarantine, not to kill. A few deaths (if you can call permanently disabling a zombie that) have occurred, but we're mainly just trying to prevent further infections and make a cure.

by **Dracoria** » Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:50 pm

Pardon if this has already been asked, but as I read the title I must inquire: Has the Earth gone down the stairs?

by **Red ENGINEER** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:36 am

Right, gentlemen, the only way to solve this problem is to use some gun. And if that don't work; use more gun!

by **Romberg** » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:39 am

need a dispenser here. need a dispenser here. need a dispenser here. x100

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