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OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!

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Grand Britannia
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14615
Founded: Apr 15, 2012
Capitalizt

Postby Grand Britannia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:32 pm

"Protect the tea reserves, whatever the cost"

- UNICOM resolve
ଘ( ˘ ᵕ˘)つ----x .*・。゚・ᵕ

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VonHyden
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 117
Founded: Nov 09, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby VonHyden » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:33 pm

I slept in, hungover on melatonin. When I woke up, I was the last man on earth.
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Benedictus
Envoy
 
Posts: 241
Founded: Nov 12, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Benedictus » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:33 pm

The clergy are closing the walls to the country, and the zombies are being exported.
Economic Left/Right: -3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 1.13


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Florin (Ancient)
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Mar 29, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Florin (Ancient) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:34 pm

Privately, we feel it was a good exercise for our troops in putting down other potential domestic threats such as insurrectionists and terrorists. The military has distinguished itself and has held firm against the zombie threat. And being able to order military strikes always gives our head of state, Prince Orsini, something of a hard-on. Speaking of which, the Economics Minister is already drawing up plans to incentivize families to have more children to make up for the dead....

Publicly, it's a terrible tragedy, of course, and we stand united as one nation in grief, etc etc
The Principality of Florin
As an experiment, this nation is being run according to the principles outlined in Niccolo Machiavelli's The Prince

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Kachilla
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Posts: 180
Founded: Jun 28, 2012
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Postby Kachilla » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:34 pm

Kachilla has no reaction anymore. Kachilla is dead.
Kachilla represents some of my IRL beliefs, but it is somewhat more extreme.
Long live the human race!
Pro: Socialism, Small-Scale Capitalism, Democracy, Humanism, Progressivism, Secularism, Liberalism, Multi-Culturalism, LGBT Rights & Marriage, Environmentalism, Internet Privacy.
Anti: Economic Libertarianism, Totalitarianism, Fascism, Stalinism/Maoism/Juche, Monarchism, Imperialism, Dictatorship, Fundamentalism, Racism, PRISM, Nationalism, Homophobia.
Meh: European Union, Mild Anarchism.
Economic Left/Right: -4.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.36
6: Peace
5: On Alert
4: Military Mobilized
3: Small Scale War
2: Large Scale War
1: Nuclear Arsenal Primed
0: Nuclear War
Ω: CLASSIFIED

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Conservative Idealism
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Posts: 647
Founded: Oct 10, 2012
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Postby Conservative Idealism » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:43 pm

Most of them figured out they weren't survival experts. Good thing we didn't hold public education courses on the subject because that probably would have killed everyone.

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Uirokeilendh
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Posts: 560
Founded: Aug 19, 2012
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Postby Uirokeilendh » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:45 pm

Well sell them as Soylent Zaffre to whoever's willing to eat them or feed them to something/someone else.
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Katathria
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 48
Founded: Jan 16, 2013
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Postby Katathria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:45 pm

Kat'athria has no zombies and does not recognise the current 'crisis', which we feel has been stirred up by the media to cover up other bad news stories.

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Fruition (Ancient)
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Posts: 1303
Founded: Mar 30, 2013
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Postby Fruition (Ancient) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:46 pm

Zombies killed our nation. :(
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The Country Of Tjm1999
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Posts: 98
Founded: Sep 13, 2012
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Postby The Country Of Tjm1999 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:46 pm

Great Nepal wrote:
The Country Of Tjm1999 wrote:I am really annoyed at this matter also it is a bit crazy and I have spent lots of time on this game,for what? A hoard of zombies to destroy it.This game's gone too far with its issues and activities

Its April first. Chill.


K just got pissed a bit today

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Florin (Ancient)
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Mar 29, 2013
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Postby Florin (Ancient) » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:46 pm

Katathria wrote:Kat'athria has no zombies and does not recognise the current 'crisis', which we feel has been stirred up by the media to cover up other bad news stories.


According to our intelligence reports, there is no one left alive in Kat'athria to issue this statement. :blink:
The Principality of Florin
As an experiment, this nation is being run according to the principles outlined in Niccolo Machiavelli's The Prince

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Katathria
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Posts: 48
Founded: Jan 16, 2013
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Postby Katathria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:47 pm

Florin wrote:
Katathria wrote:Kat'athria has no zombies and does not recognise the current 'crisis', which we feel has been stirred up by the media to cover up other bad news stories.


According to our intelligence reports, there is no one left alive in Kat'athria to issue this statement. :blink:


Well, that just shows how unreliable said 'intelligence' is. We are all here, alive and kicking, in spite of what it may say on our information page.

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Prusseuss
Senator
 
Posts: 4481
Founded: Feb 12, 2013
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Postby Prusseuss » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:48 pm

98% of all Internet users would cry if Facebook broke down. If you are part of that 2% who simply would sit back and laugh, copy and paste this into your sig.
FLY,MAGICKARP,FLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
" So every time I press this button,a person somewhere dies,but I get a million dollars ? "
" Yes,but don't be to hasty....."
*presses button 10 times*
" I'll take my ten million dollars now"
"............"

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United States of Raptors
Minister
 
Posts: 2011
Founded: Dec 09, 2012
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Postby United States of Raptors » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:48 pm

The Archregimancy wrote:I only have one:

That most people in NSG actually know that much about history/archaeology in the first place.

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Toiletia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 459
Founded: Nov 14, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Toiletia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:49 pm

Well, considering that our nation is full of blood thirsty zealots with the national animal being the zombie, which is often kept as a pet... fairly splendid, actually.
Blood for the Blood God, skulls for the Skull Throne
Kill, maim, burn!
Let the world drown in blood!


Proud genocidal, totalitarian dictator, making as many people as I want fight in our military. Proudly approving the genocide and/or sacrifice of anyone that I feel like and brainwashing the entire nation to worship the Blood God and me, and making them do anything for either of us.

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Grand Britannia
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Posts: 14615
Founded: Apr 15, 2012
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Postby Grand Britannia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:49 pm

Florin wrote:
Katathria wrote:Kat'athria has no zombies and does not recognise the current 'crisis', which we feel has been stirred up by the media to cover up other bad news stories.


According to our intelligence reports, there is no one left alive in Kat'athria to issue this statement. :blink:


Poor things, their souls must still linger within the confines of their former nation.
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Ecans
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Posts: 1155
Founded: Mar 04, 2009
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Postby Ecans » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:51 pm

We have killed many zombies. Alas, it has not worked. We are a shadow of the great nation that we were yesterday. Now we are concentating on a cure. May we last so long as to see it... :(
We are a liberal Democracy with many vocal, sometimes disruptive and often smelly opposition groups. These are tolerated with amused smiles and the occasional application of a well-placed baton.

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Uirokeilendh
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Posts: 560
Founded: Aug 19, 2012
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Postby Uirokeilendh » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:51 pm

Florin wrote:
Katathria wrote:Kat'athria has no zombies and does not recognise the current 'crisis', which we feel has been stirred up by the media to cover up other bad news stories.


According to our intelligence reports, there is no one left alive in Kat'athria to issue this statement. :blink:

Er... Pay no attention - zombies cannot speak nor remember their former selves - keep buying Soylent Zaffre for that unbeatable fermented human taste.
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-The Desert Rangers
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Posts: 240
Founded: May 04, 2012
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Postby -The Desert Rangers » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:52 pm

A couple wandered into the Wastes.

They were quickly dealt with.
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Tigeria
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Posts: 1056
Founded: Mar 28, 2012
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Postby Tigeria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:56 pm

Sending them to prison. Researching a cure. Everyone on lockdown and in fallout bunkers
The planet Trae is an ancient land with a sordid history of globalization, war, kings, and gods. We currently boast 8 Billion in total population with a fair government under checks and balances and a separation of powers.

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United Paradisia
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Posts: 787
Founded: Dec 13, 2012
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Postby United Paradisia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:02 pm

Paradisia just nukes 'Deadzones' now that the cure has been finalised
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Hiontach
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Posts: 12
Founded: Jul 15, 2012
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Postby Hiontach » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:13 pm

We strive to find a cure for ths plague. This is not a hoarde of evil that has swarmed our borders, these are our people; our brothers, our sisters, our neighbours, and our friends. We will protect our citizens as long as the sword stays in our hand.

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The Orson Empire
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31630
Founded: Mar 20, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Orson Empire » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:14 pm

We've already killed them all. They can't kill us anyway, so we just shoot them for fun.

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Xekliv
Minister
 
Posts: 3058
Founded: May 12, 2011
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Postby Xekliv » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:22 pm

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Just your average divine gaseous being encased in a chitinous shell of forged ash. Don't hit on me, silly mortalflames! I advocate fuedalism.
European Socialist Republic wrote:"When Xeklivians laugh, the rest of the universe cries."
-Popular quote from a European sci-fi show.
(This message is brought to you by the Booze Council!)
VISION WILL BLIND | SEVERANCE TIES | MEDIAN AM I | TRUE ARE ALL LIES
Norse Mythology meets Buddhism, Hinduism, Gnosticism and other Abrahamic religions, as well as Classical (roman/greek) and Egyptian Mythology, with a heavy dosage of east-asian culture and shonen anime, and lots death metal. In space.
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Perrytopia
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Aug 25, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Perrytopia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:24 pm

Uirokeilendh wrote:
Florin wrote:
According to our intelligence reports, there is no one left alive in Kat'athria to issue this statement. :blink:

Er... Pay no attention - zombies cannot speak nor remember their former selves - keep buying Soylent Zaffre for that unbeatable fermented human taste.

Uirokeilendhian Necro brother, do not deny the fate that has befallen your people. Soon those like us shall be in the majority, and we shall have no need to shamble and demand grey- matter like fools... Soon...
Nothing to see here, folks. Please move along...
What's up with all these folks nowadays making nations that don't use NS stats? It's always "Multiversal Soul-Snatchers" this or "Tier Infinity Poly-Galactic Mercs" that. I mean, stats are the whole point, right? You know, the thing that makes this different from your run-of-the-mill role-playing forum? Yeah, they're flawed, but its the ridiculousness that makes this game absolutely FANTASTIC
And copying taking creative liberties with Warhammer 40K or Eldritch nonsense doesn't make you as unique as you think...

Remember to enjoy your stay, and please don't feed the wildlife.

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