Gods of Farhiem [OOC/Sign-Up/Open/reboot]

[Chaos Wasteland]

Really, you want to launch a naval invasion against a nation whose patron is the god of storms (read: hurricanes)?

Surprise surprise, PORTALS...

You're trying your darndest to fuck this RP, aren't you?

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Surprise surprise, PORTALS...

You're trying your darndest to fuck this RP, aren't you?

If I was, shouldn't I be spamming the IC with one liners about how I orgasmed on the entire planet?

[Ism]

Surprise surprise, PORTALS...

You're trying your darndest to fuck this RP, aren't you?

Well considering how difficult it was for him to build the portal on the northern continent, I think he was joking. As was I, for that matter.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

You're trying your darndest to fuck this RP, aren't you?

Well considering how difficult it was for him to build the portal on the northern continent, I think he was joking. As was I, for that matter.

Kek...

[Chaos Wasteland]

You're trying your darndest to fuck this RP, aren't you?

If I was, shouldn't I be spamming the IC with one liners about how I orgasmed on the entire planet?

Yet in this early stage you have a massive horde that is apparently capable of invading anyone they want, and I don't see any reasons why they should fail in any of their invasions.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

If I was, shouldn't I be spamming the IC with one liners about how I orgasmed on the entire planet?

Yet in this early stage you have a massive horde that is apparently capable of invading anyone they want, and I don't see any reasons why they should fail in any of their invasions.

Well, they are simply cannon fodder that can die by slicing off their balls. You haven't seen the tanks yet.

[Chaos Wasteland]

Yet in this early stage you have a massive horde that is apparently capable of invading anyone they want, and I don't see any reasons why they should fail in any of their invasions.

Well, they are simply cannon fodder that can die by slicing off their balls. You haven't seen the tanks yet.

Balls are very easy to protect. And they have tanks?

[Ism]

Yet in this early stage you have a massive horde that is apparently capable of invading anyone they want, and I don't see any reasons why they should fail in any of their invasions.

Well, they are simply cannon fodder that can die by slicing off their balls. You haven't seen the tanks yet.

I don't think you're making the compelling case you think you are.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Well, they are simply cannon fodder that can die by slicing off their balls. You haven't seen the tanks yet.

Balls are very easy to protect. And they have tanks?

Tanks, not the steel kind, but similar to those you see in Left4Dead but bigger.

Well, they are simply cannon fodder that can die by slicing off their balls. You haven't seen the tanks yet.

I don't think you're making the compelling case you think you are.

Okey...

[Chaos Wasteland]

Balls are very easy to protect. And they have tanks?

Tanks, not the steel kind, but similar to those you see in Left4Dead but bigger.

I don't think you're making the compelling case you think you are.

Okey...

Still not seeing how this isn't a problem.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Tanks, not the steel kind, but similar to those you see in Left4Dead but bigger.



Okey...

Still not seeing how this isn't a problem.

Blow up the tower, blow up the minor portal in the Fel Lands, is there gunpowder?

[Chaos Wasteland]

Still not seeing how this isn't a problem.

Blow up the tower, blow up the minor portal in the Fel Lands, is there gunpowder?

If there is, I don't have any. Unless you want me to give the Teutogen a ridiculous buff, which I don't want to do.

Plus, even then, that only saves my area temporarily.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Blow up the tower, blow up the minor portal in the Fel Lands, is there gunpowder?

If there is, I don't have any. Unless you want me to give the Teutogen a ridiculous buff, which I don't want to do.

Plus, even then, that only saves my area temporarily.

That portal is the only one, send me back and blow those up, permanent imprisonment...

[Chaos Wasteland]

If there is, I don't have any. Unless you want me to give the Teutogen a ridiculous buff, which I don't want to do.

Plus, even then, that only saves my area temporarily.

That portal is the only one, send me back and blow those up, permanent imprisonment...

Which means they'll be guarded by vast legions of your best, which also means I could never pull it off.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

That portal is the only one, send me back and blow those up, permanent imprisonment...

Which means they'll be guarded by vast legions of your best, which also means I could never pull it off.

Gunpowdah! And disguises? I need to nerf myself so my horde and the Fel are gullible.

[Chaos Wasteland]

Which means they'll be guarded by vast legions of your best, which also means I could never pull it off.

Gunpowdah! And disguises? I need to nerf myself so my horde and the Fel are gullible.

I won't have gunpowder unless I decide to go full empire-mode, which I don't want to do. Just letting you know. I don't want to be the one that does the "main quest line".

[Dalvius]

Ladies, ladies. You're both pretty.

Seriously though. The Equilibrium is going to knock down that tower if he succeeds.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Gunpowdah! And disguises? I need to nerf myself so my horde and the Fel are gullible.

I won't have gunpowder unless I decide to go full empire-mode, which I don't want to do. Just letting you know. I don't want to be the one that does the "main quest line".

Pacifist, Genocide, Neutral...
Fak?

Ladies, ladies. You're both pretty.

Seriously though. The Equilibrium is going to knock down that tower if he succeeds.

Gwoh!

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

What does the pale tower look like anyway?

[Ism]

Wait a minute, there'e gunpowder in this universe?

[Ism]

What does the pale tower look like anyway?

A tower. Which is of pale coloring. I would assume.

[Dalvius]

God Application
NS Name: Gerdon Laughis
God Name: Zethartha
Domains: Craftsmanship and Architecture
Race of God: Lifeborn
Appearance: Blerb
Personality: He remains passive towards all living creatures, but puts his own creations above the others. He maintains a purely neutral attitude in the affairs of the gods, as he is tasked with forging weapons for all the gods. A man of many words, he is very vocal about his thoughts and constantly meddles in the lives of the mortals for his personal amusement.
Parent: The Fire One!

Realm Name: The Pits
Realm Description: A series of pits and winding chambers, filled with magma and endless supplies of the strongest materials in the universe. The Pits are the forges used to craft the weapons of the gods, and Zeth is the forge master of the Universe. Weapons crafted in The Pits retain some of Zeth's Power, granting them the power to sever the flesh of Gods. His realm actually has a gate in the real world located at the foot of largest mountain, in the center of the Qaldar Kingdom, and through a test of craftsmanship by forging a weapon that he deems worthy, he will allow the mortal to pass into The Pits and create an Artifact of their choosing from his personal Forge. Legend has it, only One mortal has ever entered the pits this way, and his Hammer remains undiscovered somewhere in the world.
Divine Weapon: The Azer is a Scythe forged in the first Fire of the Pit, made from the Flames of the Highborne of Fire. The Weapon is capable of slicing through steel, and can heat up to melt any material.
Sacred Animal: The Dread Raven

Have you read the rules?: Yas!
Would you like to be map editor or a Co-op?: I've Co-oped before!
Rp Example: Check my Sig!

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Species App

Species Name: Qaldar
Average Appearance: Qaldari Males
Characteristics: (Height, weight age)
Intelligence: On par with humans, maybe slightly higher
Population: 10,000
Range: The Forgestone Mountains
Creator: Zethartha
History: The Qaldar were created long ago by the god Zethartha. As he was born into the world and looked at it, he saw the birds in the trees creating their nests, carving out the trees, and making their homes with only the most basic of materials. He saw this and proclaimed that the Birds were the most skilled builders in the world, and worthy of his power. He took a raven, its bright blue color shown, and imbued his power into it. This was the first of the Qaldar and his first creations. He spread this magic to the Birds Kin and told them to build a grand kingdom in the mountains surrounding their homeland in his honor. The nearby Dread Ravens were drawn to the magical well that had been created, and Zethartha then bestowed magic unto them, granting them superior intellect as well, and they became domesticated by the Qaldar. They then carved through the mountians, using the tools and such set in place, and have a kingdom with a large set of caves and nests carved into the mountains. The Twisting Spires are a set of Qaldar Spires that stretch from two of the tallest mountains,creating a massive wall that closes in the Kingdom of Kaldari. They currently stay slightly reserved, but there are many caravans that navigate the mountains in order to trade with the nearby humans.

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Nation/Faction name: The Kingdom of Kaldari
Race(s): Qaldar
Patron God(s): Zethartha
Current Leader(s): Krixx'nas the Glorious
Brief History: The Kingdom was created following the creation of the Race. They have had a long line of kings, and culturally place an emphasis on craftsmanship and architecture. They strive to create the most advanced and attractive items and armor, and the most powerful weapons. They trade with any race willing to,
Geographical area and key features: Lying in the Heart of the Forgestone Mountains, they have a massive Spire Wall that marks to an entrance to the Coastal Port city of Jirak from the land route, and a set of large navigatable "Teeth" that form lanes for trade flow in the sea. They can fly, so they have homes all throughout the mountain area making up the city, aswell as a system of Scaffolding and tunnels that lead from the ground to the peaks. Streets have been carved in the ground levels, and ropes and bridges create roads on the top levels. (Like Arakkoa cities in Wow but like a Petra vibe also). In addition to Jirak they have many minor settlements along the mountains, and all are open to trade.
Map Claim: The Forgestone Mountains Valley
Other details: W.I.P.

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If I have any inconsistencies please let me know, along with any problems! Will Fix and add the last part!

The Pits are already taken.

So is no one gonna try to associate with Adea? Lol

She's a creepy cat lady /joke

I can't because the Equilibrium and Tlaris appear in rather destructive ways.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

What does the pale tower look like anyway?

A tower. Which is of pale coloring. I would assume.

Towah of powah....

[Dalvius]

I won't have gunpowder unless I decide to go full empire-mode, which I don't want to do. Just letting you know. I don't want to be the one that does the "main quest line".

Pacifist, Genocide, Neutral...
Fak?

Ladies, ladies. You're both pretty.

Seriously though. The Equilibrium is going to knock down that tower if he succeeds.

Gwoh!

Don't even bring up Undertrash here.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Pacifist, Genocide, Neutral...
Fak?



Gwoh!

Don't even bring up Undertrash here.

Undershit you mean?