Amergos: A New World (OOC/Fantasy/Nation/Open)

[The Orson Empire]

What could ash be used for?

Soap. Fertilizer. Pottery. Ashball fights when ash season comes around. Ash can help you catch exotic elemental creatures. Ash will lend you a chainsaw hand. Warning: Ash may try to strangle you to prevent you from killing a hostile alien life form.

Alright, we'll take it.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Soap. Fertilizer. Pottery. Ashball fights when ash season comes around. Ash can help you catch exotic elemental creatures. Ash will lend you a chainsaw hand. Warning: Ash may try to strangle you to prevent you from killing a hostile alien life form.

Alright, we'll take it.

"Hey, check out these cool guns we got from those Uru guys."

"Whoa, how'd you get these?"

"Easy. I traded ash for them."

"Ash? You mean the shit that it rains every year around here? The shit you can get from any old fireplace?"

"Yep. Technological superiority my ass."

"Oh, you!"

mfw

[The Greater Gambia]

Alright, we'll take it.

"Hey, check out these cool guns we got from those Uru guys."

"Whoa, how'd you get these?"

"Easy. I traded ash for them."

"Ash? You mean the shit that it rains every year around here? The shit you can get from any old fireplace?"

"Yep. Technological superiority my ass."

"Oh, you!"

mfw

I miss the Beta.

[The Moscow Metro Red Line]

Does anyone need to hire any adventurers?

[Alinora]

Tag. Expect an app sooner or later.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Looked back at other nations' militaries and doubled my army numbers.

"Hey, check out these cool guns we got from those Uru guys."

"Whoa, how'd you get these?"

"Easy. I traded ash for them."

"Ash? You mean the shit that it rains every year around here? The shit you can get from any old fireplace?"

"Yep. Technological superiority my ass."

"Oh, you!"

mfw

I miss the Beta.

Huh?

[The Greater Gambia]

Does anyone need to hire any adventurers?

No, but I'm going to have an adventurer character be running around.

Pret, the minecraft beta.

[Alinora]

Are there like nation and factions and stuff?

[The Greater Gambia]

Are there like nation and factions and stuff?

It's like DoS where you make your own. There aren't any set alliances.

[Alinora]

Are there like nation and factions and stuff?

It's like DoS where you make your own. There aren't any set alliances.

Hmm.

*rapidly makes Human supremacists*

Is this like the Elder Scrolls where Elves are more-or-less smarter than men?

[The Moscow Metro Red Line]

Does anyone need to hire any adventurers?

No, but I'm going to have an adventurer character be running around.

Pret, the minecraft beta.

The Vaark Company is always hiring adventurers...

[Alinora]

Could I make a Dwemer-esque underground civilization?

[The Greater Gambia]

Could I make a Dwemer-esque underground civilization?

We've already gotta a couple of those.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Could I make a Dwemer-esque underground civilization?

We've already gotta a couple of those.

I thought we only had one.

[Shadowwell]

Here is my revised, since Ubaria wanted the island I chose the smaller one.

[Alinora]

Could I make a Dwemer-esque underground civilization?

We've already gotta a couple of those.

fuck.

Honestly might just do one anyway

[The Greater Gambia]

We've already gotta a couple of those.

I thought we only had one.

Sarejo is a dwarf nation.

[Alinora]

I'm using Bei's format as well.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I thought we only had one.

Sarejo is a dwarf nation.

Who's the other then?

[The Greater Gambia]

Sarejo is a dwarf nation.

Who's the other then?

Taigawa's Dragon folk.

[Sarejo]

Soap. Fertilizer. Pottery. Ashball fights when ash season comes around. Ash can help you catch exotic elemental creatures. Ash will lend you a chainsaw hand. Warning: Ash may try to strangle you to prevent you from killing a hostile alien life form.

Alright, we'll take it.

Lel what monopoly on guns and cannons? You trying to fuck off into my dwarves' sphere of fucking expertise?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Alright, we'll take it.

Lel what monopoly on guns and cannons? You trying to fuck off into my dwarves' sphere of fucking expertise?

Sarejo, if dwarves are experts on firearms then we'll never get anywhere in warfare because they can't run faster than a light jog. Let the humans handle anything important, like in Lord of the Rings and Iron Kingdoms.

And Dragon Age.

And The Elder Scrolls.

[Sarejo]

Lel what monopoly on guns and cannons? You trying to fuck off into my dwarves' sphere of fucking expertise?

Sarejo, if dwarves are experts on firearms then we'll never get anywhere in warfare because they can't run faster than a light jog. Let the humans handle anything important, like in Lord of the Rings and Iron Kingdoms.

And Dragon Age.

And The Elder Scrolls.

Pret I swear to God if you tell me what to do and not do with my Dwarves again....

Humans. Aren't. The. Shit. Fucking. Look. At. Fucking. Warcraft.

[Ubaria]

No love for the birdmen?
We have...trees...and...wood...

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Sarejo, if dwarves are experts on firearms then we'll never get anywhere in warfare because they can't run faster than a light jog. Let the humans handle anything important, like in Lord of the Rings and Iron Kingdoms.

And Dragon Age.

And The Elder Scrolls.

Pret I swear to God if you tell me what to do and not do with my Dwarves again....

Humans. Aren't. The. Shit. Fucking. Look. At. Fucking. Warcraft.

All the more reason! Humans are the second best race in the game, right after giant pandas!

And don't get me started on Warhammer. All the dwarfs do is sit in their mountains killing orcs and grumbling about thousand-and-one-year-old chips on their collective shoulder.

No love for the birdmen?
We have...trees...and...wood...

Two words: bird brain.