by South Naples » Mon May 30, 2016 8:57 am
by China IV » Mon May 30, 2016 9:06 am
by South Naples » Mon May 30, 2016 9:13 am
by Arvenia » Mon May 30, 2016 9:18 am
by Yymea » Mon May 30, 2016 9:43 am
Linnuis wrote: There's nothing at all stupid about the all leftists under twenty-fives online football challenge match... against the fascists.
by Comcaliph » Mon May 30, 2016 9:51 am
by China IV » Mon May 30, 2016 9:57 am
South Naples wrote:Josef Stalin was sitting at his desk when his servant came in. "Glorious Leader, Adolf Hitler of the Germans requests an alliance with the motherland!" Stalin was deep in thought. He answered " I do not trust the psycho, but it would beneficial for us. We could seize Poland, attack Finland, and reclaim the Baltic states. Send a telegram stating a non-aggression pact, but not a military alliance." Said Stalin. "Yes Glorious Leader." Said the servant and ran off to the telegram wiring center.
TELEGRAM FROM THE FUHRER
Hello dear friend, Stalin. I have a question for you... which part of Poland do you wish to split? Hah... if you support us with food, water and possibly money, we will triumph for our glorious nations and race. The alliance will be very good for us. Let us plan out everything. I'll invite you to dinner tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you there.
-Adolf Hitler
by Comcaliph » Mon May 30, 2016 10:03 am
by South Naples » Mon May 30, 2016 2:11 pm
To: Adolf Hitler [ENCRYPTED]
Thank you for the dinner request I'll be there. But there are more important matters. We must take out Poland now. Leave the Baltic states and the very East of Poland to me, while you get central-east, central and west Poland. Our spies in Poland have told us that U.S. troops plan to help defend Poland. So it would be wise to attack them before the Polish respond.
From: Josef Stalin
by New Rickroll Reich » Mon May 30, 2016 4:44 pm
by New Los Angelos » Mon May 30, 2016 5:59 pm
To: The Soviet Union
From: The British Empire
With Turkey having invaded our natiins, I propose a plan to partition the weak Islamic state. We propose creating a Kurdish state added to the British mandates, an extention of Armenia, and creation of a new Turkish state with Treaty of Sevres boundaries for Kurdistan and Armenia.
by South Naples » Tue May 31, 2016 4:45 am
To: Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain
I would like to not create a Kurdish state. I propose we militarily invade them and make them pay for what they did! They wanted a war they got a war. We should occupy them and not create that state you were talking about.
From: Josef Stalin
by Arvenia » Tue May 31, 2016 6:04 am
To: USSR and British Empire
From: Democratic National State of Turkey
Dear Joseph Stalin and Neville Chamberlain, this is what you did to my country in the Great War. You deceived us and accused us of genocide. The "Armenian Genocide" never existed and we wanted back our territories from the war. We would either negotiate peacefully or war is imminent. Despite you have more troops, we will still beat you because you are still economically depressed.
Sincerly, Konduktör Ismail Erdogan
by The United States of American Patriots » Tue May 31, 2016 1:27 pm
by New Los Angelos » Sun Jun 05, 2016 6:48 am
by Arvenia » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:38 am
New Los Angelos wrote:Soldiers from Iraq, Transjordan, and Palestine have been sent through the Turkish-Iraqi border. They have begun fighting Turkish troops at Hakkari and Sirnak.
Meanwhile, on Cyprus, a force lead by Bernard Montgomery have been sent to: a) protect Cyprus from Turkey, and b) prevent the possibility of genocide (see Armenian, Assyrian, and Pontiac.) They landed at Limasol and Larnaca. The group at Larnaca have prepared to defend the city from attack, while the Limasol group is heading North. Further reinforcements from the Raj and Newfoundland are expected.
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