2023: Third gulf war: IC

[Duestchstien]

To: Jordan, Syria, UAE, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Kuwait
CC: America
From: Israel

Want to start an official alliance between us against the Sunni Union it could be called the Arab League and it would strengthen all of us during and after the war. We could trade, provide money and resources, and do a lot for each other. We could also add Egypt, Khazakistan, and Kyrgistan if this works out.

[Krugeristan]

To: Jordan, Syria, UAE, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Oman
CC: America
From: Israel

Want to start an official alliance between us against the Sunni Union it could be called the Arab League and it would strengthen all of us during and after the war. We could trade, provide money and resources, and do a lot for each other. We could also add Egypt, Khazakistan, and Kyrgistan if this works out.

Paris, France

Jordan was currently one of the few Arab nations that respected Israel and treated them like brothers, but that didn't mean they didn't have the occasional disagreement.

Abdullah had slept in for the longest time when a French maid came into his room with a breakfast menu and the alliance proposal tucked in it. The sound of the door closing behind the maid jolted Abdullah awake, and he sat up with his graying brown hair sticking out in every direction. It was almost nine in the morning.

He wasn't exactly hungry, but he took interest in the paper sticking out of the menu. After reading it, he took a hot shower to get the stiffness out of his muscles and put on a black T-shirt and jeans. The whole time he'd been freshening up, he thought, The last thing I want to do is abandon Israel, but my policy since the start of the war was 'Jordan First.' He sat at the desk in the hotel room and wrote out a reply to Israel.

[box]To: The Honorable Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel,

I deeply regret to announce that I don't wish to join in any partnership with anyone during the course of this war. It has greatly affected me in regards to my economy, mainly my sources of oil, and my sanity, which has slightly dwindled since my security has tried to bar me from interacting with citizens.

You must understand that I care about you as a brother, and I will always have your back, but right now, I wish to take care of my own country, and not let my own people down, and definitely not let this unusual turn in my mental health take control of me. I wish you the best, my friend.

(signed) His Royal Majesty, King Abdullah bin al-Hussein II of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan

[Crockerland]

To: Jordan, Syria, UAE, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Kuwait
CC: America
From: Israel

Want to start an official alliance between us against the Sunni Union it could be called the Arab League and it would strengthen all of us during and after the war. We could trade, provide money and resources, and do a lot for each other. We could also add Egypt, Khazakistan, and Kyrgistan if this works out.

From: Sultan Tariq bin Taimur of Oman
To: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
Oman would never make a union with the Saudis, the UAE or Kuwait, not anymore; These countries do not value human rights, nor do they respect Israel or the Ibadi religion. Unions only serve to bind countries like chains anyways, let us fight together with the Lebanese or the Syrians if they fight a just war, and fight against them if they fight one which is unjust.

[Heidelski]

To: Jordan, Syria, UAE, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Kuwait
CC: America
From: Israel

Want to start an official alliance between us against the Sunni Union it could be called the Arab League and it would strengthen all of us during and after the war. We could trade, provide money and resources, and do a lot for each other. We could also add Egypt, Khazakistan, and Kyrgistan if this works out.

The US will not join due to the name since the US is not Arab.

[Guadalupador]

Paris, France. April 28th, 2023.

Chef d'Etat Marine LePen was awoken from her slumber by one of her elite bodyguards, she turned over to see her clock, it was 7:30. "Merde" She said under her breath as she realized that she and Abdullah II of Jordan were about to be late to go out to the front line in Belgium. As she got up, she was served breakfast, and as she ate she was briefed with the events for today by her security adviser.

"Good morning Mon Chef, we have very good news from the front. Our forces have advanced another 30 kilometers into Belgium since we last informed you."

"Bien." Marine said as she continued eating. "Any other news from the Belgian front?"

"It appears that the Belgians are attempting to muster their reservists together in the north, to defend Brussels, and Antwerp, the state of the Belgian Army as it stands right now, is that its scrambled. We took them by surprise. Within 14 days, if the Belgians don't put up any major attempt at a counteroffensive, we'll be marching through Brussels."

Marine smirked. "Tres Bien." She replied. "Any news internationally?"

"Oui, Mon Chef. First off, the Americans want to host a NATO summit in Paris..."

"Let them. Though inform them that I'll regretfully be absent, as I'll be meeting the troops in Belgium. I'll have General Ridou take my place at the summit..."

"The Germans have sent us a communique. They don't seem to happy about our liberation of Belgium."

"I'll send them a note to calm their nerves." LePen said as she finished her breakfast, and accessed her tablet computer to write up a reply to the Germans.

To: The Chancellor of Germany, Frauke Petry
From: President and Chef d'Etat of the Sixth French Republic, Marine LePen
Subject: RE: RE: On the Liberation of the Waloons
Encryption Level: Very High

Mon Amie, The Future Stability of Europe is one of our main goals. We foresaw a growing ethnic conflict between the Flemish and the Waloons, one which wouldve torn apart the low countries, and we are currently in an effort to prevent such a bloody civil war from happening, by offering the people of Belgium peace, safety and stability under France. A strong Franco-German Alliance is definitely needed to prevent Europe from going top up in turmoil caused by Islamists, and socialists. I agree to your conditions on how far east the French expansion will stop, however, the country of Luxembourg is in increasingly bad shape, would you agree to partition such a small country between us? Together, we can help rid Europe of all that threaten it, whether they be Leftist dictators, the creeping specter of Islam, or morally and financially corrupt states. I hope to see you in Paris soon, so that we can discuss our righteous alliance.
Vive Allemand, et Vive la France.
- Marine LePen

[Krugeristan]

Paris, France. April 28th, 2023.

Chef d'Etat Marine LePen was awoken from her slumber by one of her elite bodyguards, she turned over to see her clock, it was 7:30. "Merde" She said under her breath as she realized that she and Abdullah II of Jordan were about to be late to go out to the front line in Belgium. As she got up, she was served breakfast, and as she ate she was briefed with the events for today by her security adviser.

"Good morning Mon Chef, we have very good news from the front. Our forces have advanced another 30 kilometers into Belgium since we last informed you."

"Bien." Marine said as she continued eating. "Any other news from the Belgian front?"

"It appears that the Belgians are attempting to muster their reservists together in the north, to defend Brussels, and Antwerp, the state of the Belgian Army as it stands right now, is that its scrambled. We took them by surprise. Within 14 days, if the Belgians don't put up any major attempt at a counteroffensive, we'll be marching through Brussels."

Marine smirked. "Tres Bien." She replied. "Any news internationally?"

"Oui, Mon Chef. First off, the Americans want to host a NATO summit in Paris..."

"Let them. Though inform them that I'll regretfully be absent, as I'll be meeting the troops in Belgium. I'll have General Ridou take my place at the summit..."

"The Germans have sent us a communique. They don't seem to happy about our liberation of Belgium."

"I'll send them a note to calm their nerves." LePen said as she finished her breakfast, and accessed her tablet computer to write up a reply to the Germans.

(Image)

To: The Chancellor of Germany, Frauke Petry
From: President and Chef d'Etat of the Sixth French Republic, Marine LePen
Subject: RE: RE: On the Liberation of the Waloons
Encryption Level: Very High

Mon Amie, The Future Stability of Europe is one of our main goals. We foresaw a growing ethnic conflict between the Flemish and the Waloons, one which wouldve torn apart the low countries, and we are currently in an effort to prevent such a bloody civil war from happening, by offering the people of Belgium peace, safety and stability under France. A strong Franco-German Alliance is definitely needed to prevent Europe from going top up in turmoil caused by Islamists, and socialists. I agree to your conditions on how far east the French expansion will stop, however, the country of Luxembourg is in increasingly bad shape, would you agree to partition such a small country between us? Together, we can help rid Europe of all that threaten it, whether they be Leftist dictators, the creeping specter of Islam, or morally and financially corrupt states. I hope to see you in Paris soon, so that we can discuss our righteous alliance.
Vive Allemand, et Vive la France.
- Marine LePen

In his hotel room, Abdullah had already sent his letter to Israel when something hit the back of his mind. I'm doing something today, aren't I? He can't remember what, so he takes the hotel phone and calls LePen's estate. "Excuse me, can I speak to the president please? Yeah, embarrassing question . . . what exactly was the plan for today? I must've had a little too much to drink last night."

[Guadalupador]

"Mon Chef, King Abdullah wishes to speak with you over the phone." One of Marine's many aides whispered into her ear as she sat at her desk, making final preparations to leave for the airport.

"Put him through immediately." LePen said instantly.

"Yes, ma'am."

She picked up the phone: "Abdullah, how are you? You said that you had forgotten what we're doing today, yes? We're flying out to the front line in Belgium to see my troops in the field."

[Stahn]

After reading a copy of the notice sent from a foreign minister, the Jordanian king makes a painful decision.

To: Iran,

This whole war has cost me my sanity. I don't plan on allying with you or Saudi Arabia, simply because you both act like little children. Because of this war, I need an alternative source of oil. Because of this war, my advisors have banned me from being in large crowds. Because of this war, Western nations have placed travel bans on Jordan, simply because we're 'one of you'. You both are the reason the whole world has a bad outlook on the Middle East, while nations like Jordan and Israel try to portray an image of cultured and moral countries.

(signed) His Majesty, King Abdullah II of Jordan

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To His Majesty the King of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, Abdullah II

I am very sad to learn that your majesty has lost his sanity. I can understand that the declaration of war on the illegitimate state of Kuwait has come as an unpleasant surprise to you and your people but having found the evidence mentioned in our previous letter Iran and its allies knew that either we would act now or accept that evil foreign powers would slowly and surely undermine everything we believe in and strive for.

I humbly plead to you, great king, to stop acting like a puppet for the evil Satan and stand up for the Islamic faith and its loyal and true followers. Please break your bonds with the evil Zionists and decadent western forces. Would you not join us in our most righteous cause?

Sincerely,

Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

[Stahn]

To: Iran, Pakistan and Afghanistan
From: Turkmenistan
Dear leaders of Iran, Pakistan and Afghanistan, the Shia faith will become the dominant faith in Islam. We must kill every Ibadi and Sunni until we get what we want. We will not stop fight until we get the upper hand. I believe in you, my fellow Shia brothers. Allahu Akbar!

Sincerely, Shangar Khan of Turkmenistan

The Armed Forces of the
Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To His Excellency Shangar Khan of Turkmenistan

I too believe in my fellow Shia brothers and sisters. I have no doubt anything is possible if we work together for a common goal with the blessing of the almighty God.

But I also believe that our priorities should be clear. This is surely not the extermination of every Ibadi and Sunni but rather victory over the evil western powers, the Zionist tyrants and their traitorous puppets ruling over so many of our brothers and sisters right here in this very region.

The declaration of war on Kuwait must not be an empty gesture. We must act soon by combining the forces of the coalition and invade and conquer this illegitimate state and puppet of our enemies overseas and nearby.

If Iran, Iraq and your great nation would commit one third of its military forces I am sure that we can achieve this goal without unsustainable losses. But we must act quickly and decisively and not give our enemies time to respond in force.

Sincerely,

Hassan Firuzabadi

Chief of Staff of the Armed Forces of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

[Imperium des Saarlandes]

Paris, France. April 28th, 2023.

Chef d'Etat Marine LePen was awoken from her slumber by one of her elite bodyguards, she turned over to see her clock, it was 7:30. "Merde" She said under her breath as she realized that she and Abdullah II of Jordan were about to be late to go out to the front line in Belgium. As she got up, she was served breakfast, and as she ate she was briefed with the events for today by her security adviser.

"Good morning Mon Chef, we have very good news from the front. Our forces have advanced another 30 kilometers into Belgium since we last informed you."

"Bien." Marine said as she continued eating. "Any other news from the Belgian front?"

"It appears that the Belgians are attempting to muster their reservists together in the north, to defend Brussels, and Antwerp, the state of the Belgian Army as it stands right now, is that its scrambled. We took them by surprise. Within 14 days, if the Belgians don't put up any major attempt at a counteroffensive, we'll be marching through Brussels."

Marine smirked. "Tres Bien." She replied. "Any news internationally?"

"Oui, Mon Chef. First off, the Americans want to host a NATO summit in Paris..."

"Let them. Though inform them that I'll regretfully be absent, as I'll be meeting the troops in Belgium. I'll have General Ridou take my place at the summit..."

"The Germans have sent us a communique. They don't seem to happy about our liberation of Belgium."

"I'll send them a note to calm their nerves." LePen said as she finished her breakfast, and accessed her tablet computer to write up a reply to the Germans.

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To: The Chancellor of Germany, Frauke Petry
From: President and Chef d'Etat of the Sixth French Republic, Marine LePen
Subject: RE: RE: On the Liberation of the Waloons
Encryption Level: Very High

Mon Amie, The Future Stability of Europe is one of our main goals. We foresaw a growing ethnic conflict between the Flemish and the Waloons, one which wouldve torn apart the low countries, and we are currently in an effort to prevent such a bloody civil war from happening, by offering the people of Belgium peace, safety and stability under France. A strong Franco-German Alliance is definitely needed to prevent Europe from going top up in turmoil caused by Islamists, and socialists. I agree to your conditions on how far east the French expansion will stop, however, the country of Luxembourg is in increasingly bad shape, would you agree to partition such a small country between us? Together, we can help rid Europe of all that threaten it, whether they be Leftist dictators, the creeping specter of Islam, or morally and financially corrupt states. I hope to see you in Paris soon, so that we can discuss our righteous alliance.
Vive Allemand, et Vive la France.
- Marine LePen

TO: Marine LePen, President and Chef d'État of the Sixth French Republic
FROM: Frauke Petry, Chancellor of Germany
RE: RE: RE: On the liberation of the Waloons
Encryption Level: VERY HIGH

Well, great! With Luxemburg, I suggest that we both invade it and we get the eastern part and you the western part (to keep peace, of course). Should be no problem. So, right, see you in Paris, let's say at 3th May, hoch lebe Frankreich und hoch lebe Deutschland!

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,
Frauke Petry, Bundeskanzlerin Deutschlands

[Krugeristan]

"Mon Chef, King Abdullah wishes to speak with you over the phone." One of Marine's many aides whispered into her ear as she sat at her desk, making final preparations to leave for the airport.

"Put him through immediately." LePen said instantly.

"Yes, ma'am."

She picked up the phone: "Abdullah, how are you? You said that you had forgotten what we're doing today, yes? We're flying out to the front line in Belgium to see my troops in the field."

Highly embarrassed that he had forgotten, he nervously rubs his face and replies with, "Right. I'm so sorry I disturbed you. I hate to be a further disturbance, but, are we meeting for breakfast or are we skipping breakfast altogether?"

[Krugeristan]

After reading a copy of the notice sent from a foreign minister, the Jordanian king makes a painful decision.

To: Iran,

This whole war has cost me my sanity. I don't plan on allying with you or Saudi Arabia, simply because you both act like little children. Because of this war, I need an alternative source of oil. Because of this war, my advisors have banned me from being in large crowds. Because of this war, Western nations have placed travel bans on Jordan, simply because we're 'one of you'. You both are the reason the whole world has a bad outlook on the Middle East, while nations like Jordan and Israel try to portray an image of cultured and moral countries.

(signed) His Majesty, King Abdullah II of Jordan

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To His Majesty the King of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, Abdullah II

I am very sad to learn that your majesty has lost his sanity. I can understand that the declaration of war on the illegitimate state of Kuwait has come as an unpleasant surprise to you and your people but having found the evidence mentioned in our previous letter Iran and its allies knew that either we would act now or accept that evil foreign powers would slowly and surely undermine everything we believe in and strive for.

I humbly plead to you, great king, to stop acting like a puppet for the evil Satan and stand up for the Islamic faith and its loyal and true followers. Please break your bonds with the evil Zionists and decadent western forces. Would you not join us in our most righteous cause?

Sincerely,

Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

The letter from Iran seemed disturbing.

Very disturbing.

After receiving it in his hotel room, Abdullah decides that an official alliance with France is necessary, but the last thing he wants to do is demand LePen drag troops from the front line to fight for a foreign country's paranoia.

Well, his personal paranoia. Nervously, he decides to reply.

To: President Rouhani,

I will not serve you, support you, or give you anything that would help you. You are more insane than your predecessor, the little animal, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. If you want to destroy Israel, you'll have to go through me. Personally.

(signed) King Abdullah II

[Heidelski]

Trump flew in air force one above the Atlantic ocean. After more nuclear testing he had gotten on the plane to first visit the NATO conferece and then visit the Middle east. On the return trip he would visit West africa where a planned american invasion was going to take place. He looked at his phone as it buzzed.

DOD

SEAL team has landed in Northern Iran nd is mking its way south in civilian garb toward Tehran. On standby.

The Seal time was consisted of all Middle easterns to fit in with the population. They were in there for looking inon Iran.

[Stahn]

The letter from Iran seemed disturbing.

Very disturbing.

After receiving it in his hotel room, Abdullah decides that an official alliance with France is necessary, but the last thing he wants to do is demand LePen drag troops from the front line to fight for a foreign country's paranoia.

Well, his personal paranoia. Nervously, he decides to reply.

To: President Rouhani,

I will not serve you, support you, or give you anything that would help you. You are more insane than your predecessor, the little animal, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. If you want to destroy Israel, you'll have to go through me. Personally.

(signed) King Abdullah II

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To Abdullah II

Two times now I have reached out to you as I would to a brother. Both times you have responded only with insults. I have informed you of evidence of Kuwaiti and their western and regional co-conspirators wrongdoings to which you have shown no interest at all.

Not the slightest attempt was made to make any sort of agreement that would benefit your people, let alone the people of this region or even the world.

If you think this is how you best serve your people you clearly have lost your sanity completely and are no longer fit to be king, despite of your claims of being a direct descendent of the Great Prophet, peace be with him, himself.

You have proclaimed neutrality however and the Islamic state of Iran will respect that. We have no intention of violating the sovereignty of Jordan as long as you uphold your position of neutrality.

I wish we could mean more for each other during these difficult times but you have made it clear that there is little hope for this to happen.

I pray almighty God makes it that you soon recover your mental health and regain the wisdom and righteousness you once possessed.

Sincerely,

Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

[Krugeristan]

The letter from Iran seemed disturbing.

Very disturbing.

After receiving it in his hotel room, Abdullah decides that an official alliance with France is necessary, but the last thing he wants to do is demand LePen drag troops from the front line to fight for a foreign country's paranoia.

Well, his personal paranoia. Nervously, he decides to reply.

To: President Rouhani,

I will not serve you, support you, or give you anything that would help you. You are more insane than your predecessor, the little animal, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. If you want to destroy Israel, you'll have to go through me. Personally.

(signed) King Abdullah II

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To Abdullah II

Two times now I have reached out to you as I would to a brother. Both times you have responded only with insults. I have informed you of evidence of Kuwaiti and their western and regional co-conspirators wrongdoings to which you have shown no interest at all.

Not the slightest attempt was made to make any sort of agreement that would benefit your people, let alone the people of this region or even the world.

If you think this is how you best serve your people you clearly have lost your sanity completely and are no longer fit to be king, despite of your claims of being a direct descendent of the Great Prophet, peace be with him, himself.

You have proclaimed neutrality however and the Islamic state of Iran will respect that. We have no intention of violating the sovereignty of Jordan as long as you uphold your position of neutrality.

I wish we could mean more for each other during these difficult times but you have made it clear that there is little hope for this to happen.

I pray almighty God makes it that you soon recover your mental health and regain the wisdom and righteousness you once possessed.

Sincerely,

Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

Abdullah still has a really bad feeling about Iran. Something about how they called him "unfit to rule" made him want to throw up.

They're going to try and knock me off. I know it. He doesn't want to reply, but the boredom of waiting for President LePen compels him to.

Re: President Rouhani,

When I say, 'lost my mental strength', I didn't mean I contracted a psychological illness. The Jordanian people are the ones who determine me fit to rule, not you and your lunatic regime.

-King Abdullah II

[Stahn]

Abdullah still has a really bad feeling about Iran. Something about how they called him "unfit to rule" made him want to throw up.

They're going to try and knock me off. I know it. He doesn't want to reply, but the boredom of waiting for President LePen compels him to.

Re: President Rouhani,

When I say, 'lost my mental strength', I didn't mean I contracted a psychological illness. The Jordanian people are the ones who determine me fit to rule, not you and your lunatic regime.

-King Abdullah II

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To Abdullah II

"This whole war has cost me my sanity" were your exact words. The Jordanian people are the ones who determine me fit to rule you say. This claim is clearly supported by the large margin by which you have won your last election.

Oh, my mistake. Unlike me, you were not elected by your people at all. I keep forgetting; unlike my, what you call lunatic regime, Jordan is NOT a democracy.

It gives me no joy to communicate in this manner but perhaps this petty style of correspondence is more compatible with the status of your mental wellbeing than the one I previously used.

It almost seems like you are trying to manipulate the state of Iran to go to war against you.

No doubt a combination of your insanity and the urgings of your western and Zionist masters would be to blame for this if it was indeed the case. It will not succeed however. We will not be the ones who will resort to violence first against you or your people. For now we hope to have no dealings with you whatsoever above anything else. It seems clear that this is the best outcome what we can hope for at this time.

Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

[Imperium des Saarlandes]

As Petry and Höcke get into the german government's plane, the "Konrad Adenauer", at Airport Berlin-Tegel to fly to the NATO conference, they talk about their solution for the conflicts in the middle east.
"Do you think they'll like it?", asks Petry.
"Nun,",answers Höcke,"I think the Amis [=German short name for americans] will like it. And they are most important, aren't they?"
"Well, ja, I think Trump will really like it, he might even have the same solution, but I'm worried about the others, I especially don't know what France thinks about it, and.."
"Remember, LePen won't be there."
"No, she won't, but she'll get to know about our proposal and I don't want to risk our alliance. Could you present it, bitte?"
"Äh, what, why me?"
"Because, when they don't like it, I can say it was your idea and I was against it and everything is fine. No Angst, you'll stay my adviser. But if you don't do it, you'll get fired."
"Oh, allright then..."
"And present last. If somebody proposes something better before, or Trump says the same, you won't say anything at all"
"Ok.Why the heck did I become her adviser?"
"Was?"
"Nothing."

[Krugeristan]

Abdullah still has a really bad feeling about Iran. Something about how they called him "unfit to rule" made him want to throw up.

They're going to try and knock me off. I know it. He doesn't want to reply, but the boredom of waiting for President LePen compels him to.

Re: President Rouhani,

When I say, 'lost my mental strength', I didn't mean I contracted a psychological illness. The Jordanian people are the ones who determine me fit to rule, not you and your lunatic regime.

-King Abdullah II

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To Abdullah II

"This whole war has cost me my sanity" were your exact words. The Jordanian people are the ones who determine me fit to rule you say. This claim is clearly supported by the large margin by which you have won your last election.

Oh, my mistake. Unlike me, you were not elected by your people at all. I keep forgetting; unlike my, what you call lunatic regime, Jordan is NOT a democracy.

It gives me no joy to communicate in this manner but perhaps this petty style of correspondence is more compatible with the status of your mental wellbeing than the one I previously used.

It almost seems like you are trying to manipulate the state of Iran to go to war against you.

No doubt a combination of your insanity and the urgings of your western and Zionist masters would be to blame for this if it was indeed the case. It will not succeed however. We will not be the ones who will resort to violence first against you or your people. For now we hope to have no dealings with you whatsoever above anything else. It seems clear that this is the best outcome what we can hope for at this time.

Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

I'm going to make him kiss my royal ass if it comes down to it. You want to use Israel as a scapegoat? Fine. Prepare to face my wrath. I'm not afraid of you.

Re: President Rouhani,

You've pushed me far enough. No one is my master, I chose to align with Israel. Not being a democracy doesn't necessarily make Jordan a bad nation. It is you who are not a democracy. You have shouted down and possibly killed every Christian, Jew, Sunni Muslim, Alawite Muslim, and everyone else who doesn't follow your religious fanaticism.

I've got one more insult to hurl at you: get ready to bawl for mercy at my boots.

-King Abdullah II

[Stahn]

I'm going to make him kiss my royal ass if it comes down to it. You want to use Israel as a scapegoat? Fine. Prepare to face my wrath. I'm not afraid of you.

Re: President Rouhani,

You've pushed me far enough. No one is my master, I chose to align with Israel. Not being a democracy doesn't necessarily make Jordan a bad nation. It is you who are not a democracy. You have shouted down and possibly killed every Christian, Jew, Sunni Muslim, Alawite Muslim, and everyone else who doesn't follow your religious fanaticism.

I've got one more insult to hurl at you: get ready to bawl for mercy at my boots.

-King Abdullah II

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To Abdullah II

Just so you know, Not only is Christianity, Judaism, Zoroastrianism, and the Sunni branch of Islam officially recognized by our government, these religions have reserved seats in the Iranian Parliament as well. Followers of these religions can be found in all branches of our military, ready to fight for what they as well consider to be their motherland.

What kind of head of state are you, being so poorly informed on the nations in your region and being so eager to drag your people into war, despite the many efforts we have made to assure you that Iran has no hostile intentions towards your nation or your people?

I have pushed you too far? What about your childish insults towards me and my beloved nation and people while I did my best to remain courteous and civil? I didn't say Jordan was a bad nation. It was you who continuously found it necessary to make these claims about the Islamic Republic of Iran.


Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

[Krugeristan]

I'm going to make him kiss my royal ass if it comes down to it. You want to use Israel as a scapegoat? Fine. Prepare to face my wrath. I'm not afraid of you.

Re: President Rouhani,

You've pushed me far enough. No one is my master, I chose to align with Israel. Not being a democracy doesn't necessarily make Jordan a bad nation. It is you who are not a democracy. You have shouted down and possibly killed every Christian, Jew, Sunni Muslim, Alawite Muslim, and everyone else who doesn't follow your religious fanaticism.

I've got one more insult to hurl at you: get ready to bawl for mercy at my boots.

-King Abdullah II

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To Abdullah II

Just so you know, Not only is Christianity, Judaism, Zoroastrianism, and the Sunni branch of Islam officially recognized by our government, these religions have reserved seats in the Iranian Parliament. Followers of these religions can be found in all branches of our military, ready to fight for what they as well consider to be their motherland.

What kind of head of state are you, being so poorly informed on the nations in your region and being so eager to drag your people into war, despite the many efforts we have made to assure you that Iran has no hostile intentions towards your nation or your people?

I have pushed you too far? What about your childish insults towards me and my beloved nation and people while I did my best to remain courteous and civil? I didn't say Jordan was a bad nation. It was you who continuously found it necessary to make these claims about the Islamic Republic of Iran.


Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

Re: President Rouhani,

Don't feed me this crap that you're a peaceful nation. I know you want to see my head on a platter simply because I don't practice Sharia Law and rule Jordan like a theocracy.

I know you secretly want Jordan to fall. Don't deny it.

-King Abdullah II

[Stahn]

Re: President Rouhani,

Don't feed me this crap that you're a peaceful nation. I know you want to see my head on a platter simply because I don't practice Sharia Law and rule Jordan like a theocracy.

I know you secretly want Jordan to fall. Don't deny it.

-King Abdullah II

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To Abdullah II

It seems it is you who secretly wants your nation to fall. The Islamic Republic of Iran hasn't waged an offensive war for over 300 years until the evidence of the criminal acts of Kuwait have surfaced.

Evidence you still have not shown any interest whatsoever in, by the way.

I have not fed you any crap. A choice of words I incidentally don't personally find befitting to a man in my position. But if it is apparently good enough for a king and self alleged direct ascendant of the Great prophet, Peace be with him, it sure must be good enough for a mere democratically elected president such as myself.

All I have told you is factually correct.We have the largest Jewish population in the Middle East, with the exception of occupied Palestine. We live in peace with people of many religions who enjoy the protection of the state and proportional representation in our parliament.

The city of Tehran has welcomed you courtiously the recent past, at a time before your self-confessed loss of sanity, when the relations between Iran and Jordan were still warm and friendly.

May the Almighty have those happy days soon return.

I haven't got the faintest notion of how you would think the way you choose to express yourself towards me will in any way benefit your people. Is the wellbeing of your people, let alone the peoples of this entire region, not in the slightest a concern of yours?

We have the most legitimate reasons for declaring war on Kuwait. Clearly this doesn't interest you in the slightest. Rather than reaching out to the nations in your own region that share so much in culture and history, you choose to ally yourself with land grabbers and tyrants that have done so much harm to us.

You prefer friends like the U.S.A., which has invaded Iraq under false pretences and caused the deaths of many hundred of thousands, the Zionists who have made themselves masters of the state of Palestine with the help of western powers and France, who at this time is in the process of invading the peaceful and sovereign nation of Belgium.

You are looking for any excuse to increase hostilities between Iran and Jordan, slinging childish insults towards me like there is no tomorrow.

You seem to have no notion or interest in what is fair or what are facts.

I hope you come to your senses long enough to realize that you are no longer fit to be king. Clearly this course of action only brings harm.

For your sake I hope you will appoint a worthy successor and abdicate before your people have enough of your madness and rise against you.


Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

[Krugeristan]

Re: President Rouhani,

Don't feed me this crap that you're a peaceful nation. I know you want to see my head on a platter simply because I don't practice Sharia Law and rule Jordan like a theocracy.

I know you secretly want Jordan to fall. Don't deny it.

-King Abdullah II

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To Abdullah II

It seems it is you who secretly wants your nation to fall. The Islamic Republic of Iran hasn't waged an offensive war for over 300 years until the evidence of the criminal acts of Kuwait have surfaced.

Evidence you still have not shown any interest whatsoever in, by the way.

I have not fed you any crap. A choice of words I incidentally don't personally find befitting to a man in my position. But if it is apparently good enough for a king and self alleged direct ascendant of the Great prophet, Peace be with him, it sure must be good enough for a mere democratically elected president such as myself.

All I have told you is factually correct.We have the largest Jewish population in the Middle East, with the exception of occupied Palestine. We live in peace with people of many religions who enjoy the protection of the state and proportional representation in our parliament.

The city of Tehran has welcomed you circuitously the recent past, at a time before your self-confessed loss of sanity, when the relations between Iran and Jordan were still warm and friendly.

May the Almighty have those happy days soon return.

I haven't got the faintest notion of how you would think the way you choose to express yourself towards me will in any way benefit your people. Is the wellbeing of your people, let alone the peoples of this entire region, not in the slightest a concern of yours?

We have the most legitimate reasons for declaring war on Kuwait. Clearly this doesn't interest you in the slightest. Rather than reaching out to the nations in your own region that share so much in culture and history, you choose to ally yourself with land grabbers and tyrants that have done so much harm to us.

You prefer friends like the U.S.A., which has invaded Iraq under false pretences and caused the deaths of many hundred of thousands, the Zionists who have made themselves masters of the state of Palestine with the help of western powers and France, who at this time is in the process of invading the peaceful and sovereign nation of Belgium.

You are looking for any excuse to increase hostilities between Iran and Jordan, slinging childish insults towards me like there is no tomorrow.

You seem to have no notion or interest in what is fair or what are facts.

I hope you come to your senses long enough to realize that you are no longer fit to be king. Clearly this course of action only brings harm.

For your sake I hope you will appoint a worthy successor before your people have enough of your madness and rise against you.


Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

Re: President Rouhani,

There is no tomorrow.

For you.

I haven't seen any proof that you care about the Jewish people, not after that little stray cat, Ahmadinejad, threatened to nuke them.

-King Abdullah II

[Crockerland]

Oman has ended the ban on homosexuality and recognized homosexual marriage for non-Muslims, and lifted internet censorship of gay/lesbian sites and sites critical of Islam. Oman's government has stated it will work towards furthering the right of expression and freedom of speech within the country.

[Stahn]

Re: President Rouhani,

There is no tomorrow.

For you.

I haven't seen any proof that you care about the Jewish people, not after that little stray cat, Ahmadinejad, threatened to nuke them.

-King Abdullah II

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To Abdullah II

For one, Ahmadinejad said no such thing. Ahmadinejad was merely quoting Khomeini. Khamenei stated, “Iran’s position, which was first expressed by the Imam [Khomeini] and stated several times by those responsible, is that the cancerous tumor called Israel must be uprooted from the region.” He went on to say in the same speech that “Palestinian refugees should return and Muslims, Christians and Jews could choose a government for themselves, excluding immigrant Jews.”

No mention of the use of nuclear weapons or even military force or force of any kind. In fact the following is an actual quote from our former president:

"We have already expressed our views about nuclear bombs. We said those who are seeking to build nuclear bombs or those who stockpile, they are politically and mentally retarded. We think they are stupid because the era of nuclear bombs is over. [Why] for example, should Iran continue its efforts and tolerate all international treasures only to build a nuclear bomb, or a few nuclear bombs that are useless? They can never be used!"

Our Great Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said this on this topic on October 2, 2011:

The Islamic Republic’s proposal to help resolve the Palestinian issue and heal this old wound is a clear and logical initiative based on political concepts accepted by world public opinion, which has already been presented in detail. We do not suggest launching a classic war by the armies of Muslim countries, or throwing immigrant Jews into the sea, or mediation by the UN and other international organizations. We propose holding a referendum with [the participation of] the Palestinian nation. The Palestinian nation, like any other nation, has the right to determine their own destiny and elect the governing system of the country.”

On the topic of nuclear weapons our Great Leader said this:

"The Iranian nation has never pursued and will never pursue nuclear weapons. There is no doubt that the decision makers in the countries opposing us know well that Iran is not after nuclear weapons because the Islamic Republic, logically, religiously and theoretically, considers the possession of nuclear weapons a grave sin and believes the proliferation of such weapons is senseless, destructive and dangerous."

Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

[Krugeristan]

Re: President Rouhani,

There is no tomorrow.

For you.

I haven't seen any proof that you care about the Jewish people, not after that little stray cat, Ahmadinejad, threatened to nuke them.

-King Abdullah II

Islamic Republic of Iran

In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful

To Abdullah II

For one, Ahmadinejad said no such thing. Ahmadinejad was merely quoting Khomeini. Khamenei stated, “Iran’s position, which was first expressed by the Imam [Khomeini] and stated several times by those responsible, is that the cancerous tumor called Israel must be uprooted from the region.” He went on to say in the same speech that “Palestinian refugees should return and Muslims, Christians and Jews could choose a government for themselves, excluding immigrant Jews.”

No mention of the use of nuclear weapons or even military force or force of any kind. In fact the following is an actual quote from our former president:

"We have already expressed our views about nuclear bombs. We said those who are seeking to build nuclear bombs or those who stockpile, they are politically and mentally retarded. We think they are stupid because the era of nuclear bombs is over. [Why] for example, should Iran continue its efforts and tolerate all international treasures only to build a nuclear bomb, or a few nuclear bombs that are useless? They can never be used!"

Our Great Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said this on this topic on October 2, 2011:

The Islamic Republic’s proposal to help resolve the Palestinian issue and heal this old wound is a clear and logical initiative based on political concepts accepted by world public opinion, which has already been presented in detail. We do not suggest launching a classic war by the armies of Muslim countries, or throwing immigrant Jews into the sea, or mediation by the UN and other international organizations. We propose holding a referendum with [the participation of] the Palestinian nation. The Palestinian nation, like any other nation, has the right to determine their own destiny and elect the governing system of the country.”

On the topic of nuclear weapons our Great Leader said this:

"The Iranian nation has never pursued and will never pursue nuclear weapons. There is no doubt that the decision makers in the countries opposing us know well that Iran is not after nuclear weapons because the Islamic Republic, logically, religiously and theoretically, considers the possession of nuclear weapons a grave sin and believes the proliferation of such weapons is senseless, destructive and dangerous."

Hassan Rouhani

President of the Islamic State of Iran (signed)

Re: President Rouhani,

You are just digging your hole deeper by sheltering your little stray of a former president. He is the one who is mentally retarded for denying the existence of the Holocaust.

I dare you, make Ahmadinejad come out of his litter box and prove to my face than he never said what you have described.

-King Abdullah II