by Soviet Papyrus » Sat Apr 30, 2016 1:51 pm
by New Los Angelos » Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:20 pm
by Guadalupador » Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:56 pm
To: All Relevant Peoples of the World
From: The French Sixth Republic
Subject: On the Liberation of the Waloons
The French Sixth Republic is happy to announce that the Liberation of the Franco-phone Waloons of Belgium are soon to be liberated from the oppressive, and unjust Flemish ruling system that composes the government of Belgium. We call all righteous peoples of Europe to join us in our crusade of Freedom and Justice. Our Fatherland only wants friendship to flourish between the Flemish and Waloons, but it is apparent that the Flemish do not want any cooperation to occur. We only do this out of necessity and the security of the Waloons. Vive la France!
by Krugeristan » Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:31 pm
Guadalupador wrote:27th April, 2023. Paris, Sixth French Republic
Marshal Marine LePen leaned back in her office chair, awaiting for the inevitable call from one of her Army Generals, who had been amassing troops for the last three days near the Belgian Border. For the last four months, LePen's government had been producing propaganda day and night about a supposed plot by the Flemish people within Belgium to seize control of the Belgian government and oppress the French-speaking Walloons. LePen's irredentist ambitions to unite the Franco-phones of Europe and abroad was going well, within the six years that she had been elected riding a wave of right-wing anger, she had transformed France into an authoritarian nationalist state, one that kicked out any and all non-native French citizens out of the country, seized all media outlets, and effectively destroyed all political opposition, all the while producing propaganda to feed a rhetoric of expansionism to the French people. Within four years, she had refitted the armed forces, and tested it out on Monaco, Andorra, and Suriname, all annexing them into the French Sixth Republic, next stop was Belgium. It was a perfect time to invade, as the world was already preoccupied with the Second Gulf War.
28th April, 2023. Lille, Sixth French Republic
At 2:00 in the morning, the first French Mechanized Infantry units captured several border crossings, letting the bulk force of the French Army invasion force cross into the town of Mouscron, capturing their first Belgian city. The French Air Force started several surprise attacks on Belgian military bases in the area, while French artillery units slam police and military stations far behind the front line in an attempt to effectively deny the Belgians any means of retaliation as the ground forces marched north toward Ghent and Brussels. It would be known as the French Blitzkrieg, within the next twenty four hours, the French Army would advance nearly 60 km into Belgian territory, bypassing cities, and saving their capture for later.(Image)To: All Relevant Peoples of the World
From: The French Sixth Republic
Subject: On the Liberation of the Waloons
The French Sixth Republic is happy to announce that the Liberation of the Franco-phone Waloons of Belgium are soon to be liberated from the oppressive, and unjust Flemish ruling system that composes the government of Belgium. We call all righteous peoples of Europe to join us in our crusade of Freedom and Justice. Our Fatherland only wants friendship to flourish between the Flemish and Waloons, but it is apparent that the Flemish do not want any cooperation to occur. We only do this out of necessity and the security of the Waloons. Vive la France!
by Krugeristan » Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:08 pm
To: The Honorable President Marie LePen of France,
[High encryption]
The war has been treating me very poorly in regards to my personal interactions of the people, as my security advisor has banned me from going near large crowds.
I request to meet you in person in Paris. It is likely much safer there than in Jordan, and I'd like to have a private getaway in your beautiful city, after discussing possible outcomes of the Third Gulf War.
(signed) His Royal Majesty, King Abdullah bin al-Hussein II of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
by Guadalupador » Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:20 pm
To: Abdullah II of Jordan
From: President and Chief of State of the French Sixth Republic, Marine LePen
Subject: A Meeting in Paris
Encryption Level: VERY HIGH
Honorable King Abdullah II of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, I personally would love to have your presence here within our beautiful city of Paris. A request to have a private getaway within this city of Paris will undoubtedly be accepted. I and the People of France personally care for your Kingdom's future in this destructive war. We will meet at Versailles.
-Marine LePen
by Krugeristan » Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:29 pm
Guadalupador wrote:(Image)To: Abdullah II of Jordan
From: President and Chief of State of the French Sixth Republic, Marine LePen
Subject: A Meeting in Paris
Encryption Level: VERY HIGH
Honorable King Abdullah II of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, I personally would love to have your presence here within our beautiful city of Paris. A request to have a private getaway within this city of Paris will undoubtedly be accepted. I and the People of France personally care for your Kingdom's future in this destructive war. We will meet at Versailles.
-Marine LePen
by Heidelski » Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:35 pm
by Guadalupador » Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:38 pm
by Krugeristan » Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:42 pm
Guadalupador wrote:French Soldiers present on the lawns of Versailles saluted as the Jordanian King landed. Marine LePen smiled as Abdullah arrived at Versailles. "Welcome to France, Your Majesty. Your method of arrival, was... quite unconventional." President LePen said as she gestured toward him to come into the opulent palace. "Come in, we have many things to discuss." LePen said. She and her elite bodyguards led Abdullah into a comfy 18th Century styled living room. "You seem anxious about the Third Gulf War. I can understand your sentiment, but I must ask, why did you parachute out of a plane, rather than be met at our airport? Is something wrong? Are there Islamist elements within Jordan that wish to threaten you?"
by Guadalupador » Sat Apr 30, 2016 4:52 pm
Krugeristan wrote:"I haven't jumped out of a plane in years. After the, uh, little spat I had with my security adviser, I decided, 'You know what? I'm done with this garbage. I want to show the people that I am strong, that I . . . walk to the beat of my own drum.' Nothing's wrong, really. I've received threats from just about everywhere." He smiles, rather innocently.
by Krugeristan » Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:01 pm
Guadalupador wrote:Krugeristan wrote:"I haven't jumped out of a plane in years. After the, uh, little spat I had with my security adviser, I decided, 'You know what? I'm done with this garbage. I want to show the people that I am strong, that I . . . walk to the beat of my own drum.' Nothing's wrong, really. I've received threats from just about everywhere." He smiles, rather innocently.
Marine was sort of perplexed. "Ah, okay." She smiled. "Now on to business... What is Jordan facing in this region-wide war?" LePen asked, wanting to know about the current state of the Third Gulf War. "With me being preoccupied with the Liberation of Belgium, I haven't been able to read many news about other affairs."
"Mon Chef, President Trump of the United States has just started up new nuclear tests." LePen's security adviser whispered into her ear.
Marine smiled. "Good, Trump has proven that he can lead, we need more strongmen like him in the world. I have to congratulate him sometime, make a note of that." LePen whispered back to her security adviser.
by Crockerland » Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:04 pm
by Guadalupador » Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:44 pm
Krugeristan wrote:Guadalupador wrote:Marine was sort of perplexed. "Ah, okay." She smiled. "Now on to business... What is Jordan facing in this region-wide war?" LePen asked, wanting to know about the current state of the Third Gulf War. "With me being preoccupied with the Liberation of Belgium, I haven't been able to read many news about other affairs."
"Mon Chef, President Trump of the United States has just started up new nuclear tests." LePen's security adviser whispered into her ear.
Marine smiled. "Good, Trump has proven that he can lead, we need more strongmen like him in the world. I have to congratulate him sometime, make a note of that." LePen whispered back to her security adviser.
"We haven't seen much action at all, but, like I said, this is severely affecting me in regards to my relationship with the people. I know, it's war, but, Jordan has one of the toughest border patrols in the world, the toughest airport security. I shouldn't say we have nothing to worry about, because then I'll jinx it." He laughs, then stops, realizing he should be acting a little more seriously. "My second reason for coming here was to escape. I need a few days to myself, or I won't be able to function if, God forbid, Jordan gets attacked."
by Krugeristan » Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:50 pm
Guadalupador wrote:Krugeristan wrote:
"We haven't seen much action at all, but, like I said, this is severely affecting me in regards to my relationship with the people. I know, it's war, but, Jordan has one of the toughest border patrols in the world, the toughest airport security. I shouldn't say we have nothing to worry about, because then I'll jinx it." He laughs, then stops, realizing he should be acting a little more seriously. "My second reason for coming here was to escape. I need a few days to myself, or I won't be able to function if, God forbid, Jordan gets attacked."
"Well then, you're welcome to stay. I admire your country's border security. Did I say that I modeled France's tight border security after Jordan's?" Marine complemented Abdullah.
by Guadalupador » Sat Apr 30, 2016 6:05 pm
by Imperium des Saarlandes » Sun May 01, 2016 12:57 am
TO: Marie LePen, president of France
FROM: Frauke Petry, chancellor of Germany
RE: On the liberation of the Waloons
Encryption Level: VERY HIGH
What exactly do you want from us? Do you want us to fight for France? Forget it! Or do you want us to fight for the nations that are right (in both meanings)? We won't fight the Belgians, but we want to keep the French-German friendship. What about an alliance to keep peace in Europe? But we'd like you to know that this wouldn't mean you can simply invade everything. Stay away from everything more eastern than the Netherlands. You still can do everything in africa, but, to keep peace, in Europe the border for french invasion are Germany and Switzerland. If you promise not to break with the above conditions, we promise to join you in every war against moslems and "Gutmenschen". Please tell me what exactly you want from us and if you agree with an alliance.
Mit freundlichen Grüßen,
Frauke Petry, chancellor of Germany
by Arvenia » Sun May 01, 2016 2:15 am
by Krugeristan » Sun May 01, 2016 3:18 am
Guadalupador wrote:"At such uncertain times, I'm personally not too sure... Perhaps Venezuela, though we are starting off-shore drilling expeditions off the coast of Guyane, and our newly acquired territory of Suriname. If there's oil there, we can supply it to you for a discounted price." Marine pondered. "Hm, environmentalists... such scum, I'm glad that I had them jailed; they were causing problems for our Sixth Republic." LePen chuckled. "You know, if you don't have to go back to Jordan, you can accompany me over toward the Front Line in Belgium, I'll be speaking to the troops there to help raise morale."
by Stahn » Sun May 01, 2016 9:41 am
Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the
Islamic Republic of Iran
In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful
To the Western Countries
Today, there are very few people who are uninformed about the role of the major western powers in creating, nurturing and arming al-Qaeda, the Taliban and their inauspicious successors, namely I.S. and similar terrorist groups that have done so much harm to the Islamic world and beyond.
Few will also be unaware that the first and second war waged by the west against Iraq were based on false pretenses and lies.
However, evidence has surfaced that the full truth is much worse than this.
A hidden, underground Iraqi bunker has recently been discovered on the Iraqi/Iranian border. In it were found a great many documents and other materials that prove without doubt or question that Kuwait has been collaborating with the previously mentioned western powers in encouraging sectarian violence, supplying arms and expertise to terrorist groups and has also been guilty of stealing Iraqi oil by the means of slant drilling, provoking it to declare war and annex this nation which has historically been part of Iraq anyway.
Being presented with this overwhelming evidence it left the Islamic Republic of Iran and the other members of the Shia Coalition with no other option but to declare war on the Kuwait state.
We had not anticipated that this would provoke so many nations to in their turn declare war on us.
But so be it. The people of this region have suffered too much from the trickery and betrayal of the western powers and its local secret ally of Kuwait to accept it any longer without fighting back.
Kuwait is not a legitimate state. It must return to the status of being the 19th province of Iraq.The murderers, thieves and crooks that make up the supposed government of Kuwait should be brought to trial for their crimes against the Islamic people and reparations must be paid for all the harm that has befallen Iraq and other nations because of these evil acts.
The people of Iran and the other members of the Shia Coalition do not want bloodshed but you have pushed us too far. The time has come for us to fight back.
Give in to our righteous demands and many lives will be saved and justice will be served.
This is all. We await your response.
by Krugeristan » Sun May 01, 2016 9:59 am
Stahn wrote:(Image)
Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the
Islamic Republic of Iran
In the Name of God, the Beneficent, the Merciful
To the Western Countries
Today, there are very few people who are uninformed about the role of the major western powers in creating, nurturing and arming al-Qaeda, the Taliban and their inauspicious successors, namely I.S. and similar terrorist groups that have done so much harm to the Islamic world and beyond.
Few will also be unaware that the first and second war waged by the west against Iraq were based on false pretenses and lies.
However, evidence has surfaced that the full truth is much worse than this.
A hidden, underground bunker has recently been discovered. In it were found a great many documents and other materials that prove without doubt or question that Kuwait has been collaborating with the previously mentioned western powers in encouraging sectarian violence, supplying arms and expertise to terrorist groups and has also been guilty of stealing Iraqi oil by the means of slant drilling, provoking it to declare war and annex this nation which has historically been part of Iraq anyway.
Being presented with this overwhelming evidence it left the Islamic Republic of Iran and the other members of the Shia Coalition with no other option but to declare war on the Kuwait state.
We had not anticipated that this would provoke so many nations to in their turn declare war on us.
But so be it. The people of this region have suffered too much from the trickery and betrayal of the western powers and its local secret ally of Kuwait to accept it any longer without fighting back.
Kuwait is not a legitimate state. It must return to the status of being the 19th province of Iraq.The murderers, thieves and crooks that make up the supposed government of Kuwait should be brought to trial for their crimes against the Islamic people and reparations must be paid for all the harm that has befallen Iraq and other nations because of these evil acts.
The people of Iran and the other members of the Shia Coalition do not want bloodshed but you have pushed us too far. The time has come for us to fight back.
Give in to our righteous demands and many lives will be saved and justice will be served.
This is all. We await your response.
To: Iran,
This whole war has cost me my sanity. I don't plan on allying with you or Saudi Arabia, simply because you both act like little children. Because of this war, I need an alternative source of oil. Because of this war, my advisors have banned me from being in large crowds. Because of this war, Western nations have placed travel bans on Jordan, simply because we're 'one of you'. You both are the reason the whole world has a bad outlook on the Middle East, while nations like Jordan and Israel try to portray an image of cultured and moral countries.
(signed) His Majesty, King Abdullah II of Jordan
by Heidelski » Sun May 01, 2016 10:39 am
by Arvenia » Sun May 01, 2016 11:03 am
To: Iran, Pakistan and Afghanistan
From: Turkmenistan
Dear leaders of Iran, Pakistan and Afghanistan, the Shia faith will become the dominant faith in Islam. We must kill every Ibadi and Sunni until we get what we want. We will not stop fight until we get the upper hand. I believe in you, my fellow Shia brothers. Allahu Akbar!
Sincerely, Shangar Khan of Turkmenistan
by Imperium des Saarlandes » Sun May 01, 2016 11:14 am
Heidelski wrote:Presdent Trump and the conservative congress pass an law supporting fracking and offshore drilling due to oil shortages. The US pentagon has approved a plan on making a new tank, the M-9 Dunford, named after the former joint chief of staff. Vice President Mccrystal, former US spec ops general, has asked to meet with the leaders of NATO in Paris for a conference.
TO: Mccrystal, Vice President of the United Sates of America
FROM: Frauke Petry, Chancellor of Germany
SUB: NATO conference
I will arrive at the conference, but I'm asking what you want to discuss there? Will you present the tank? We can do that. But I'd also like to propose to discuss the problems in the middle east there. We've got to find a solution. I've allready got a solution, I'll present it at the meeting. So, ja, see you at the conference.
Mit freundlichen Grüßen:
Frauke Petry, chancellor of Germany
by Heidelski » Sun May 01, 2016 11:34 am
Imperium des Saarlandes wrote:Heidelski wrote:Presdent Trump and the conservative congress pass an law supporting fracking and offshore drilling due to oil shortages. The US pentagon has approved a plan on making a new tank, the M-9 Dunford, named after the former joint chief of staff. Vice President Mccrystal, former US spec ops general, has asked to meet with the leaders of NATO in Paris for a conference.TO: Mccrystal, Vice President of the United Sates of America
FROM: Frauke Petry, Chancellor of Germany
SUB: NATO conference
I will arrive at the conference, but I'm asking what you want to discuss there? Will you present the tank? We can do that. But I'd also like to propose to discuss the problems in the middle east there. We've got to find a solution. I've allready got a solution, I'll present it at the meeting. So, ja, see you at the conference.
Mit freundlichen Grüßen:
Frauke Petry, chancellor of Germany
TO: Petry, CHancellor of Germany
FROM: The US congress
SUB: NATO conference
The conference will not present the tnk for it is top secret still. The conference is for discussing what to do with the oil shortage. We will also discuss the middle east/
E pluribus Unum
Mcrystal, Vice President
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