2016 A New World (Reboot|AH|OOC|Open)

[Gyrenaica]

Say America, you can promise Norden protection right? Or do I need China to store nuclear weapons in Greenland?

I'll just buy it.

Buy what? My protection?

[New Rnclave]

I'll just buy it.

Buy what? My protection?

No. Greenland

[Gyrenaica]

Buy what? My protection?

No. Greenland

It's mine... Like hell in selling it.

[New Rnclave]

No. Greenland

It's mine... Like hell in selling it.

If I really want it. I mean really want it, I'll find a way to get it

[Gyrenaica]

Actually, you can buy it for $1,616,400,640,000
How I got that:
$3020 per acre times 640 acres in a square mile time 836,300 (size of Greenland in miles squared)

[New Rnclave]

Actually, you can buy it for $1,616,400,640,000
How I got that:
$3020 per acre times 640 acres in a square mile time 836,300 (size of Greenland in miles squared)

How about free?

[Gyrenaica]

It's mine... Like hell in selling it.

If I really want it. I mean really want it, I'll find a way to get it

Actually, I got an idea. You can store nukes in Scandinavia to
1. Protect me
2. Protect your interests in Europe
3. Keep German and Russian shit at bay

And sure, you could threaten to blow them up in Scandinavia. But I may or may not notice Chinese nukes being stationed in a remote area of Greenland };)

[Gyrenaica]

Actually, you can buy it for $1,616,400,640,000
How I got that:
$3020 per acre times 640 acres in a square mile time 836,300 (size of Greenland in miles squared)

How about free?

Price just doubled. $3,232,801,280,000 for it.

[New Rnclave]

If I really want it. I mean really want it, I'll find a way to get it

Actually, I got an idea. You can store nukes in Scandinavia to
1. Protect me
2. Protect your interests in Europe
3. Keep German and Russian shit at bay

And sure, you could threaten to blow them up in Scandinavia. But I may or may not notice Chinese nukes being stationed in a remote area of Greenland };)

I'll station nukes everywhere then! And I'll destroy Chinese installations, that's discounting that fact that China doesn't have the logistics for that.

[Gyrenaica]

Or I might not notice Russian nukes being stored in Greenland. Or maybe North Korean nukes. Just maybe I might not see any nukes I may or may not buy off the black market and may or may not know that I may or may not have the possible launch codes that may or may not exist for the nukes that may or may not exist.

[Gyrenaica]

Actually, I got an idea. You can store nukes in Scandinavia to
1. Protect me
2. Protect your interests in Europe
3. Keep German and Russian shit at bay

And sure, you could threaten to blow them up in Scandinavia. But I may or may not notice Chinese nukes being stationed in a remote area of Greenland };)

I'll station nukes everywhere then! And I'll destroy Chinese installations, that's discounting that fact that China doesn't have the logistics for that.

Don't be mad at me. I'm just worried Russia or German might try something. I could hold my own for a while, but if you dare attack greenland while they're attacking me, I'd give it to them so they'd go to war with you.

[The V O I D]

Actually, I got an idea. You can store nukes in Scandinavia to
1. Protect me
2. Protect your interests in Europe
3. Keep German and Russian shit at bay

And sure, you could threaten to blow them up in Scandinavia. But I may or may not notice Chinese nukes being stationed in a remote area of Greenland };)

I'll station nukes everywhere then! And I'll destroy Chinese installations, that's discounting that fact that China doesn't have the logistics for that.

Nazi Germany is smart. It has all of its silos built underground where the camps used to be pre-shutdown. We also have a deadman's hand. Oh, and nuclear subs of course... they're inactive, for the most part, though...

Keeping our nukes close to home is more affordable.

[The V O I D]

I'll station nukes everywhere then! And I'll destroy Chinese installations, that's discounting that fact that China doesn't have the logistics for that.

Don't be mad at me. I'm just worried Russia or German might try something. I could hold my own for a while, but if you dare attack greenland while they're attacking me, I'd give it to them so they'd go to war with you.

We wouldn't attack you, necessarily. We're very... convincing politicians after all.

[Gyrenaica]

I'll station nukes everywhere then! And I'll destroy Chinese installations, that's discounting that fact that China doesn't have the logistics for that.

Nazi Germany is smart. It has all of its silos built underground where the camps used to be pre-shutdown. We also have a deadman's hand. Oh, and nuclear subs of course... they're inactive, for the most part, though...

Keeping our nukes close to home is more affordable.

So maybe Germany could pay me so they can build bases in Greenland while USA pays me so they can build bases in scandinavia. Hmm. And Russia also maybe want military base in Greenland? Or maybe China want one too?

[Gyrenaica]

Don't be mad at me. I'm just worried Russia or German might try something. I could hold my own for a while, but if you dare attack greenland while they're attacking me, I'd give it to them so they'd go to war with you.

We wouldn't attack you, necessarily. We're very... convincing politicians after all.

Well you couldn't convince any of Norden to join you. Norden is European! Except for the karelians, Murmansk, and Finnish. They're Mongol. But we still love them as the brothas they is

[Gyrenaica]

Maybe I should auction greenland? Maybe Russia or China would pay big bucks to get so close to America.

[Ptolemais]

So maybe Germany could pay me so they can build bases in Greenland while USA pays me so they can build bases in scandinavia. Hmm. And Russia also maybe want military base in Greenland? Or maybe China want one too?

Can we make Iceland a Japanese naval base while we're at it to really scare America?

[Gyrenaica]

So maybe Germany could pay me so they can build bases in Greenland while USA pays me so they can build bases in scandinavia. Hmm. And Russia also maybe want military base in Greenland? Or maybe China want one too?

Can we make Iceland a Japanese naval base while we're at it to really scare America?

You can pay me big bucks to build a base there maybe? But we are not selling Iceland itself. Too relevant of a part of Norden. Greenland isn't. Not much of a population. Even then, mostly indigenous. And we may or may not have taken all the oil from under the ice. If there is any.

[Ptolemais]

You can pay me big bucks to build a base there maybe? But we are not selling Iceland itself. Too relevant of a part of Norden. Greenland isn't. Not much of a population. Even then, mostly indigenous. And we may or may not have taken all the oil from under the ice. If there is any.

Oh seriously? I was kind of joking, but if you are open to it Japan would pay some good money to have a naval station in Iceland (not buying Iceland or anything). It would be part of our global power projection project. I figure most of my trade comes from China and Europe, so it would be good to have some muscle in the region in case anyone tries to interfere with European trade.

[Gyrenaica]

You can pay me big bucks to build a base there maybe? But we are not selling Iceland itself. Too relevant of a part of Norden. Greenland isn't. Not much of a population. Even then, mostly indigenous. And we may or may not have taken all the oil from under the ice. If there is any.

Oh seriously? I was kind of joking, but if you are open to it Japan would pay some good money to have a naval station in Iceland (not buying Iceland or anything). It would be part of our global power projection project. I figure most of my trade comes from China and Europe, so it would be good to have some muscle in the region in case anyone tries to interfere with European trade.

Sure. Extra money. Plus you could help me against USA if they tried anything in Greenland. Or if Germany tried something. Or Britain.

Man, Norden is worried about too many nations.

[Red Party]

China is willing to be Greenland.

[Red Party]

Buy*

[Ptolemais]

Sure. Extra money. Plus you could help me against USA if they tried anything in Greenland. Or if Germany tried something. Or Britain.

Man, Norden is worried about too many nations.

If you buy computers, i've got your back

China is willing to be Greenland.

America would probably go to war over that lol.

[The V O I D]

We wouldn't attack you, necessarily. We're very... convincing politicians after all.

Well you couldn't convince any of Norden to join you. Norden is European! Except for the karelians, Murmansk, and Finnish. They're Mongol. But we still love them as the brothas they is

Not join us, just give us a bit of... leeway and less expenses with Greenlandic bases. Oh, and to look the other way at any shady stuff...

[Red Party]

Sure. Extra money. Plus you could help me against USA if they tried anything in Greenland. Or if Germany tried something. Or Britain.

Man, Norden is worried about too many nations.

If you buy computers, i've got your back

China is willing to be Greenland.

America would probably go to war over that lol.

NEIN! I'd just get the U.N to back me up. Greenland holds some valuable stuff for China.