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by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Nov 22, 2015 4:12 pm
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Bill Cosby Island » Sun Nov 22, 2015 11:20 pm
South Donese Union wrote:Would Yorkshire be an acceptable claim?
by Bill Cosby Island » Sun Nov 22, 2015 11:23 pm
Arvenia wrote:Fear the Yiddish Empire! Fear the Yiddish Empire! The Yiddish Army is reaching Vilnius soon!
by Akksum » Mon Nov 23, 2015 7:42 am
Bill Cosby Island wrote:Arvenia wrote:Fear the Yiddish Empire! Fear the Yiddish Empire! The Yiddish Army is reaching Vilnius soon!
Woah bud slow ur sheit down.
First off, make longer posts. Please make longer posts, this is p2tm, not f7
Second off, why are you conquering things so fast? Finno-Ugric Pagans and Russians are raging hard against your rule, colonising all these lands is hard as heck rn. You should be consolidating your rule and exploring your surroundings like everyone else is, not expanding like crazy.
Akksum, TDC, your posts are great, keep up the good work. And Arvenia, if you move your army down south while combating revolts and trying to loot Karelia, you WILL lose the battle, am I clear? You're too overstretched, your posts are poor and don't explain how you could win. I want you in here but I also want good posts.
My flaccid dick is longer than your RP posts,
by Bill Cosby Island » Tue Nov 24, 2015 12:52 am
Akksum wrote:Bill Cosby Island wrote:Woah bud slow ur sheit down.
First off, make longer posts. Please make longer posts, this is p2tm, not f7
Second off, why are you conquering things so fast? Finno-Ugric Pagans and Russians are raging hard against your rule, colonising all these lands is hard as heck rn. You should be consolidating your rule and exploring your surroundings like everyone else is, not expanding like crazy.
Akksum, TDC, your posts are great, keep up the good work. And Arvenia, if you move your army down south while combating revolts and trying to loot Karelia, you WILL lose the battle, am I clear? You're too overstretched, your posts are poor and don't explain how you could win. I want you in here but I also want good posts.
Then there is Akksum trying to pull the Otto von Bismark card. WE MUST UNIFY GERMANY! xD
by Bill Cosby Island » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:47 am
by Akksum » Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:51 am
Bill Cosby Island wrote:Akksum wrote:i'll fight everyone. I am my own catholic faith, not that roman catholic bull shi*. XD THE GERMAN PEOPLE STRONK!
It's good we have a population where many men are capable of archery and horseback warfare then.
Although we lack numbers. Maybe someone will take the Ottoman NPC, march up the danube and turn me into a tributary. Then we shall produce some of the most feared horse archer mercenaries in all of Europe! Or maybe we'll still be independent and make a move on the Carpathians because nobody seems to want those, and if anyone attacks the capital our people can retreat to the hills before unleashing the wrath of the Khan.
My flaccid dick is longer than your RP posts,
by The Danish Confederacy » Tue Nov 24, 2015 3:55 pm
Bill Cosby Island wrote:Arvenia wrote:Fear the Yiddish Empire! Fear the Yiddish Empire! The Yiddish Army is reaching Vilnius soon!
Woah bud slow ur sheit down.
First off, make longer posts. Please make longer posts, this is p2tm, not f7
Second off, why are you conquering things so fast? Finno-Ugric Pagans and Russians are raging hard against your rule, colonising all these lands is hard as heck rn. You should be consolidating your rule and exploring your surroundings like everyone else is, not expanding like crazy.
Akksum, TDC, your posts are great, keep up the good work. And Arvenia, if you move your army down south while combating revolts and trying to loot Karelia, you WILL lose the battle, am I clear? You're too overstretched, your posts are poor and don't explain how you could win. I want you in here but I also want good posts.
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Bill Cosby Island » Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:51 pm
Akksum wrote:Bill Cosby Island wrote:It's good we have a population where many men are capable of archery and horseback warfare then.
Although we lack numbers. Maybe someone will take the Ottoman NPC, march up the danube and turn me into a tributary. Then we shall produce some of the most feared horse archer mercenaries in all of Europe! Or maybe we'll still be independent and make a move on the Carpathians because nobody seems to want those, and if anyone attacks the capital our people can retreat to the hills before unleashing the wrath of the Khan.
Maybe an alliance is in order.
by Akksum » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:10 am
My flaccid dick is longer than your RP posts,
by Cartagine » Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:16 am
by Bill Cosby Island » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:25 pm
Cartagine wrote:NS Username/Nicknames: Cartagine
RP Nation name: Hafsid Kingdom
State religion: Muslim (Sunni)
State Language: Arabic
Government Type and Ruler: Kingdom, Abd al-Aziz II
Capital City(if applicable): Tunis
Religions and languages of your subjects (if same as IRL just say so): Religion variates between Sunni and Shia + an Ibadi minority, other thatn that its the same.
Land Claim: (Image)
History: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hafsid_dynasty
3222 (leave here so I can find your app)
by Bill Cosby Island » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:27 pm
Akksum wrote:Bill Cosby Island wrote:Maybe later, when our nations get bigger and contact is frequent as opposed to timely exchanges of diplomats.
Also, what do you guys reckon population growth would be like in Dark Europe?
Lower saxony is like a haven for people, i'm just trying to make it interesting. So the troops would of carried at least a strain of the black plague with them seeing as a portion of the world population are immune to certain diseases. So
by Akksum » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:28 pm
Bill Cosby Island wrote:Akksum wrote:Lower saxony is like a haven for people, i'm just trying to make it interesting. So the troops would of carried at least a strain of the black plague with them seeing as a portion of the world population are immune to certain diseases. So
I dunno about that. I reckon that the super-deadly strain of the black death would've gone underground as opposed to the population gathering immunity at this point. It makes more sense for the disease to become uncommon- it kills too many of its hosts to be successful in the long term.
I dunno about this though, it's up for debate.
My flaccid dick is longer than your RP posts,
by Bill Cosby Island » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:31 pm
Akksum wrote:Bill Cosby Island wrote:I dunno about that. I reckon that the super-deadly strain of the black death would've gone underground as opposed to the population gathering immunity at this point. It makes more sense for the disease to become uncommon- it kills too many of its hosts to be successful in the long term.
I dunno about this though, it's up for debate.
Well what I'm saying, say people flee to lower saxony once the plague breaks out. They are not immune to the strand around like many area, as the soldiers march through a good chance they are immune to the strand that hit. So, what i'm saying the strand goes off a carrier to the civilians, and an outbreak occurs in those that are not immune to the strand.
by Akksum » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:32 pm
Bill Cosby Island wrote:Akksum wrote:Well what I'm saying, say people flee to lower saxony once the plague breaks out. They are not immune to the strand around like many area, as the soldiers march through a good chance they are immune to the strand that hit. So, what i'm saying the strand goes off a carrier to the civilians, and an outbreak occurs in those that are not immune to the strand.
Oh, okay.
I guess this would very well happen if a few individuals had immunity, so it works I guess.
My flaccid dick is longer than your RP posts,
by Bill Cosby Island » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:33 pm
by Akksum » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:36 pm
Bill Cosby Island wrote:Akksum wrote:Yeah, 1% of the population is always immune to a certain strand of a disease so. GOTTA LOVE KNOWLEDGE! "I keep my knowledge near my knowledge with knowledge." XD
Where'd you get that fact, just wondering?
I've never heard it before.
Also GTG very soon, I have to catch a bus.
My flaccid dick is longer than your RP posts,
by Remnants of Exilvania » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:39 pm
by Remnants of Exilvania » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:55 pm
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