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by Osnil » Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:21 pm
by Mundeo » Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:40 pm
The Dark Brotherhood of Deros wrote:"Oh good... you... come to tell me how bad a person I am Artie?" Hades asked, clearly not amused at the arrival of the moon goddess. then the storm hit. Lightning struck Hades, doing no damage, but making him yelp. "That wasn't there before. Thor, did you cause this?" the god of thunder was currently on the ground, holding a wounded Pit. after the chariot was thrown, Pit and Thor struck the ground. Thor being a god was fine, Pit however was out cold.
"Nay. this isn't my doing Laddie." Thor said. Palutena noticed Pit, and she gasped. "Pit! Is he okay?" she asked, concern in her voice. "He's a tough one. He'll pull through." came Thor's response. Palutena blew a sigh of relief. "Oh good." she said. she then saw Artemis. "Sister! Its about time you got here. the battle isn't going well." she said. Pyrrhon laughed. "You mean its not going well for them! Pyrrhon is doing just fine! lets end this right now!" He said, flying full force at Thanatos, who was already stunned by the explosion. Pyrrhon struck him, sending poor Thanatos flying. "IM BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!" he screamed, as he vanished with a twinkle, forcing a face-palm from Hades.
by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:12 pm
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.
by Osnil » Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:55 am
by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Sun Nov 29, 2015 11:10 am
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.
by Reploid Productions » Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:28 am
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by Eodor » Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:35 am
by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:40 am
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.
by Mundeo » Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:03 pm
by Reploid Productions » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:57 pm
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:38 pm
Reploid Productions wrote:Roughly 15,000 feet above the town
Safely cushioned by the unseen wings of her spell, the not-a-mercenary idled up above the remaining cloud cover, just enjoying the cool breeze at that height. Sure, she could have flown using her real power, but using the mundane magics of a swordmage tended not to register on the awareness of gods to the same extent as throwing divine powers around did. She knew there had been others that likely spotted her, possibly even some who could have identified her; she never bothered to keep tabs on which deities she'd actually met face-to-face, nevermind those she might have met in passing or who might have known about her. It just wasn't something that concerned her.
Still, idle curiosity to see who might give chase into the surreal landscape of the moonlight-gilded cloud tops kept her from simply taking off in a random direction. There had been a lot of gods involved in that battle, and if not personally, than through the various servants she'd seen duking it out earlier. Something big must be up, and that meant ample opportunities to engage in her favorite passtime. While she waited, she grabbed a handful of cloudstuff, giggling to herself as she shaped it into a haphazard effigy of Hades, or at least what the lord of the dead would probably look like were he an adorable and mildly misshapen muppet. Complete with a patch over one repeatedly-abused eye.
"Oh man, that was great. I can just picture Hades pitching a fit right now!" She frequently talked to herself, even when she had no audience; making her muppet "talk" and speaking in an obviously exaggerated rendition of what she thought he sounded like when angry. Were Hades there to see her doing it, he would likely have protested that he did not whine like that, and certainly not in such a shrill falsetto. "'I wanted more souls! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna!'"
She burst into laughter at her own terrible impression, before creating a similar cloud muppet of Pit, and alternating the pair yelling at one another as she'd heard during the battle. Though, just as her Hades impression was about as far off from the real thing as possible, so was her impression of Palutena's favorite angel, sounding deeper and more dramatic. It made what usually sounded like a dramatic (albeit absurd) and intense rivalry sound more like a pair of lovers in your typical shoujo anime calling for one another.
"Pit!"
"Hades!"
"Pit-senpai!"
"Hades!"
"Notice meeeee!"
"NO!"
Needless to say, she was very capable of keeping herself entertained.
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.
by Osnil » Tue Dec 01, 2015 5:40 pm
by Reploid Productions » Tue Dec 01, 2015 6:22 pm
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Tue Dec 01, 2015 6:29 pm
Reploid Productions wrote:Earth
Most people, of the remotely normal variety anyways, would have the grace to look perhaps a tad embarrassed at being caught at such childish antics. Katana, however, was not remotely normal, and if she'd ever had any sense of shame, she had long ago lost it, offering Thor and then Batus both a cheerful wave.
"Nobody important, just out for a lovely moonlit stroll through the woods. The air always smells so much fresher after a good storm, don't you think?"
And Batus' less-than-perky address, her smile lit up even more than before. "Bats! How ya been? You're not still mad about that time I turned your temple all bright, primary colors, are you? I thought the flowers I 'borrowed' from Viridi's sanctuary did such a wonderful job accenting the gothic architecture! Feng shui is important, after all. I keep thinking the Underworld could stand the attentions of a good interior decorator sometime, too. Haven't decided on a theme though, you got any suggestions? He'd look absolutely faaaaaaabulooooous in pink ribbons."
She hadn't discarded her two cloud muppets yet, lifting the Hades one and briefly pitching her voice back up to her absurd imitation of the lord of the dead, the puppet "looking" past the other two toward the lurking Thanatos. "Be honest with me, Thanny-kins, don't I need to get in touch with my feminine side?"
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.
by Reploid Productions » Tue Dec 01, 2015 6:39 pm
The Dark Brotherhood of Deros wrote:Thanatos was gone. "GAHH! ABORT MISSION!" He screamed, flying away at full speed. Thor in the meantime had a confused look on his face. "Who is this?" He asked Batus.
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Tue Dec 01, 2015 6:57 pm
Reploid Productions wrote:The Dark Brotherhood of Deros wrote:Thanatos was gone. "GAHH! ABORT MISSION!" He screamed, flying away at full speed. Thor in the meantime had a confused look on his face. "Who is this?" He asked Batus.
"Y'know, I'm floating right here." She kicked back midair, twirling a twenty-sided die in the air on a fingertip. "Katana, Chaos, Goddess of Chaos, Golden Destroyer, Lady Luck, Random Chance, Queen of Shenanigans, Dark Lady of Random Number Generators, the Goddess of Trolling, Occasional Protector When She Feels Like It, 'that bloody obnoxious pain in the butt,' 'the trickster,' 'oh gods, not her again,' and many other nicknames. I can probably add 'Hades least favorite person right now' to the list. So what was all of that about earlier, anyway? Don't see a half dozen gods going at it in the open like that everyday."
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.
by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Wed Dec 02, 2015 7:54 am
Osnil wrote:Batus' eyes widened. Anubis-the Egyptian God of Death-had returned. "Hades we can handle, but Anubis-no. We need to get reinforcements," Batus sighed.
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.
by Mundeo » Wed Dec 02, 2015 1:12 pm
The Dark Brotherhood of Deros wrote:Osnil wrote:Batus' eyes widened. Anubis-the Egyptian God of Death-had returned. "Hades we can handle, but Anubis-no. We need to get reinforcements," Batus sighed.
"Anubis is only one god. but he is also one of, if not the, most dangerous deity we've ever encountered." Thor said. Pit looked up suddenly, now very much awake. "Then we have to find him, and take him down!" He said, jumping out of Thor's arms, and began falling. he screamed, and Palutena sighed, activating the Power of flight. Pit flew upward, a sheepish look on his face. "Woops. forgot I couldn't fly just now. Heh heh." he laughed awkwardly. Thor, Palutena, Pyrrhon, and any other god/angel within a 50 mile radius face-palmed.
by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:55 pm
Mundeo wrote:The Dark Brotherhood of Deros wrote:"Anubis is only one god. but he is also one of, if not the, most dangerous deity we've ever encountered." Thor said. Pit looked up suddenly, now very much awake. "Then we have to find him, and take him down!" He said, jumping out of Thor's arms, and began falling. he screamed, and Palutena sighed, activating the Power of flight. Pit flew upward, a sheepish look on his face. "Woops. forgot I couldn't fly just now. Heh heh." he laughed awkwardly. Thor, Palutena, Pyrrhon, and any other god/angel within a 50 mile radius face-palmed.
As demanded, both Lyron and Artemis facepalmed. "I would have just preferred a sigh of disapproval, thank you" She muttered.
"Another death god? If this guy isn't anything different from Thanatos, how much worse can he be from Hades?"
"He's powerful, yes, but I never imagined him being a threat" Artemis replied.
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.
by Reploid Productions » Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:15 am
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by Osnil » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:06 am
by The Dark Brotherhood of Deros » Thu Dec 03, 2015 10:55 am
"Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!" - Hades
The Four Swords of the Guild
Respect for nature, Life as a community, Crafting from nature, and Prosperity from nature.
Kaidou wrote:We Asian millennials are like bananas. Our skin is yellow, but on the inside, we're pretty much white.
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