Kid Icarus: Pantheon-IC Open(We'll never close)

[Mundeo]

Palutena paused a moment. the whole ordeal with the Chaos kin was still fresh in Her mind, even after all this time. so she was naturally hesitant to talk about it. "Y-yes, its all fine now. anyway, lets get you all up here." She said, calling the group into Her temple. the group would find themselves in an elegant room, where Palutena and Pit stood waiting for them. "Welcome to Skyworld everyone." Palutena greeted.

Hall of Judgement
"Actually it was only twelve hundred years. get it right!" A voice said out of nowhere.

Artemis nodded grimly. "I'll send you back to Skyworld, Lyron. I remember when Anubis was a threat... somewhat. I didn't remember being so feared, beyond Hades, even. I will keep watch from the stars. We gods must not become too involved in earthly affairs. Leave that to our soldiers"

With that Lyron was sent back to Palutena's temple with the others. He grunted and crossed his arms at Batus' remark. "Well sorry" He said sarcastically. "I'm not over a thousand years old. Not my fault the only other death god I've seen is a total buffoon"

[Esylveon]

A young-looking man walked slowly into the Skyworld, glancing around as he tried to figure out where exactly he was or even where he needed to go. Voices in the young deity's head were bickering about where they needed to be heading, or if they even needed to be here. Eventually, the young god told them all to shut up as he accidentally wandered into the right place. He thanked the narrator for getting him here, and the young deity walked up to Palutena.

"Hi! I'm Eievui," he said, smiling, "Thought you guys could use some help!"

[Acruan]

While some find themselves lost, or are simply usually lost, yet another young-looking man walked slowly into the Skyworld, wondering where exactly he took a wrong turn to get there. He was surely just trying to get some milk. He then wondered why he didn't simply teleport there, he knew he could just do that... and so he tried, before finding himself in an elegant room. Must have some expensive milk.

There were other people around, and it looked like something important was happening, so he tried to stay quiet and watch the young man walking up to Palutena. What would she even be doing somewhere like this? Where was here even? He had many thoughts, but he just shushed them to pay attention at the other people.

[The Dark Brotherhood of Deros]

Skyworld
"I see we have guests. Hello, I am Palutena, goddess of light." Palutena said, smiling warmly at the two new arrivals. Pit drew his weapon, but a glance from the goddess of light made him put it back. "How on earth do people keep ending up here?" Pit asked. "Because plot." Came Thor's reply. just then Pyrrhon flew into Skyworld, heroic pose and all. "Have no fear! Pyrrhon has arrived. time to get our strategy on!" he said, smiling.

"You wouldn't know good strategy if it hit you right between the legs." Thor scowled.

[Esylveon]

Skyworld
"I see we have guests. Hello, I am Palutena, goddess of light." Palutena said, smiling warmly at the two new arrivals. Pit drew his weapon, but a glance from the goddess of light made him put it back. "How on earth do people keep ending up here?" Pit asked. "Because plot." Came Thor's reply. just then Pyrrhon flew into Skyworld, heroic pose and all. "Have no fear! Pyrrhon has arrived. time to get our strategy on!" he said, smiling.

"You wouldn't know good strategy if it hit you right between the legs." Thor scowled.

Eievui looked up at Pyrrhon, a flash of fire in his eyes as one of the gods inside him began yelling in rage. A red stone on his wrist was glowing, as the god begged to take control. Eievui held him at bay, however, as he looked at the deity. There were eight deities inside of the young god, who was raised to divinity by Odin, Zeus, and a large amount of other 'Chief Deities' throughout the world. Eievui acted as a conduit and a voice of reason for the eight divines that he housed within himself.

"Flarus doesn't like you for some reason." Eievui said to Pyrrhon, before turning to Thor and adding, "And you're Jolteus' hero."

[The Dark Brotherhood of Deros]

Skyworld
"I see we have guests. Hello, I am Palutena, goddess of light." Palutena said, smiling warmly at the two new arrivals. Pit drew his weapon, but a glance from the goddess of light made him put it back. "How on earth do people keep ending up here?" Pit asked. "Because plot." Came Thor's reply. just then Pyrrhon flew into Skyworld, heroic pose and all. "Have no fear! Pyrrhon has arrived. time to get our strategy on!" he said, smiling.

"You wouldn't know good strategy if it hit you right between the legs." Thor scowled.

Eievui looked up at Pyrrhon, a flash of fire in his eyes as one of the gods inside him began yelling in rage. A red stone on his wrist was glowing, as the god begged to take control. Eievui held him at bay, however, as he looked at the deity. There were eight deities inside of the young god, who was raised to divinity by Odin, Zeus, and a large amount of other 'Chief Deities' throughout the world. Eievui acted as a conduit and a voice of reason for the eight divines that he housed within himself.

"Flarus doesn't like you for some reason." Eievui said to Pyrrhon, before turning to Thor and adding, "And you're Jolteus' hero."

Pyrrhon looked confused. "Uh... who?" He said, raising his eyebrow. Thor did the same. "Well I'm honored? who is Jolteus?" He asked.

[Esylveon]

Eievui looked up at Pyrrhon, a flash of fire in his eyes as one of the gods inside him began yelling in rage. A red stone on his wrist was glowing, as the god begged to take control. Eievui held him at bay, however, as he looked at the deity. There were eight deities inside of the young god, who was raised to divinity by Odin, Zeus, and a large amount of other 'Chief Deities' throughout the world. Eievui acted as a conduit and a voice of reason for the eight divines that he housed within himself.

"Flarus doesn't like you for some reason." Eievui said to Pyrrhon, before turning to Thor and adding, "And you're Jolteus' hero."

Pyrrhon looked confused. "Uh... who?" He said, raising his eyebrow. Thor did the same. "Well I'm honored? who is Jolteus?" He asked.

"A Fire and Lightning god respectively." Eievui replied, "Those two and six others live inside of me. I can turn into any of them."

[Mundeo]

Eievui looked up at Pyrrhon, a flash of fire in his eyes as one of the gods inside him began yelling in rage. A red stone on his wrist was glowing, as the god begged to take control. Eievui held him at bay, however, as he looked at the deity. There were eight deities inside of the young god, who was raised to divinity by Odin, Zeus, and a large amount of other 'Chief Deities' throughout the world. Eievui acted as a conduit and a voice of reason for the eight divines that he housed within himself.

"Flarus doesn't like you for some reason." Eievui said to Pyrrhon, before turning to Thor and adding, "And you're Jolteus' hero."

Pyrrhon looked confused. "Uh... who?" He said, raising his eyebrow. Thor did the same. "Well I'm honored? who is Jolteus?" He asked.

"Um, yeah. What are you talking about? I can agree with someone not liking Pyrrhon..." Lyron said, scratching the back of his head. When the god gave his answer, his eyes squinted. "Sooooo... you're an Eevee?"

[The Dark Brotherhood of Deros]

Pyrrhon looked confused. "Uh... who?" He said, raising his eyebrow. Thor did the same. "Well I'm honored? who is Jolteus?" He asked.

"A Fire and Lightning god respectively." Eievui replied, "Those two and six others live inside of me. I can turn into any of them."

Pits eyes widened. "Wait... you've got eight other gods living inside you? that's kinda..." "Weird?" Palutena finished. "Yeah." Pit said, nodding.

[Esylveon]

Pyrrhon looked confused. "Uh... who?" He said, raising his eyebrow. Thor did the same. "Well I'm honored? who is Jolteus?" He asked.

"Um, yeah. What are you talking about? I can agree with someone not liking Pyrrhon..." Lyron said, scratching the back of his head. When the god gave his answer, his eyes squinted. "Sooooo... you're an Eevee?"

Eievui laughed, smiling at the reference.

"Eievui is actually the Japanese name for Eevee, so yes you could say that." Eievui replied, looking around at the gods here. His attention then went to Palutena and Pit, "Yes, I do. Three of them were bound in ancient times to three stones, the other five kind of just appeared after I became a god. My head can get a little nosy at times, but it works fairly well."

[The Dark Brotherhood of Deros]

"Um, yeah. What are you talking about? I can agree with someone not liking Pyrrhon..." Lyron said, scratching the back of his head. When the god gave his answer, his eyes squinted. "Sooooo... you're an Eevee?"

Eievui laughed, smiling at the reference.

"Eievui is actually the Japanese name for Eevee, so yes you could say that." Eievui replied, looking around at the gods here. His attention then went to Palutena and Pit, "Yes, I do. Three of them were bound in ancient times to three stones, the other five kind of just appeared after I became a god. My head can get a little nosy at times, but it works fairly well."

"I see. so you've come to assist us? I'm glad to hear that! we could use all the help we can get." Palutena said.

[Reploid Productions]

Skyworld
Katana had gotten herself to an out-of-the-way corner, idly flipping a dagger with one hand and generally enjoying the show. She could appreciate young Eievui's case of head-noise, though she and her partner-in-chaos Dranotisainak had long since reached a sort of mental equilibrium; these days the chaos deity couldn't honestly be sure if there were two distinct mental entities anymore.

As the gathering seemed to be trying to set forth any sort of strategy for dealing with the coming threat, one obvious angle to her seemed to escape the attention of the others. A perk of her unpredictable nature, she was seldom inclined to "think inside the box," and was well-versed in playing off the predictable mannerisms of others.

"So.... here's a thought for you guys. Nubi is all into killing pantheons and all that good stuff, right? Doesn't play well with other gods?" She missed her next dagger flip, the small blade landing point-down through her hand, though she hardly seemed to notice, gesturing with that hand to emphasize her point and seemingly oblivious to the blade sticking through it. "Anybody think maybe somebody should tip Hades off about it? He's not going to appreciate Nubi threatening his Lord of the Dead shtick, and I doubt Nubi is going to be inclined to let Hades get away what with the whole "RAWR! PANTHEON SMASH!" thing he's got going."

"We already know that Mr. Tall, Dark, and Faaaaabulous can and will set aside his grudges given the right motivation. Or has everybody already forgotten the Aurum invasion?" Katana once again pitched her voice into her utterly absurd Hades impersonation. "'Earth is MY flower to plunder, not theirs!' Oooh, maybe I can go pop by and deliver the message. I've been meaning to do some sightseeing down there for ages!"

[The Dark Brotherhood of Deros]

Skyworld
Katana had gotten herself to an out-of-the-way corner, idly flipping a dagger with one hand and generally enjoying the show. She could appreciate young Eievui's case of head-noise, though she and her partner-in-chaos Dranotisainak had long since reached a sort of mental equilibrium; these days the chaos deity couldn't honestly be sure if there were two distinct mental entities anymore.

As the gathering seemed to be trying to set forth any sort of strategy for dealing with the coming threat, one obvious angle to her seemed to escape the attention of the others. A perk of her unpredictable nature, she was seldom inclined to "think inside the box," and was well-versed in playing off the predictable mannerisms of others.

"So.... here's a thought for you guys. Nubi is all into killing pantheons and all that good stuff, right? Doesn't play well with other gods?" She missed her next dagger flip, the small blade landing point-down through her hand, though she hardly seemed to notice, gesturing with that hand to emphasize her point and seemingly oblivious to the blade sticking through it. "Anybody think maybe somebody should tip Hades off about it? He's not going to appreciate Nubi threatening his Lord of the Dead shtick, and I doubt Nubi is going to be inclined to let Hades get away what with the whole "RAWR! PANTHEON SMASH!" thing he's got going."

"We already know that Mr. Tall, Dark, and Faaaaabulous can and will set aside his grudges given the right motivation. Or has everybody already forgotten the Aurum invasion?" Katana once again pitched her voice into her utterly absurd Hades impersonation. "'Earth is MY flower to plunder, not theirs!' Oooh, maybe I can go pop by and deliver the message. I've been meaning to do some sightseeing down there for ages!"

"She may have a point there. we should most definitely consider it." Palutena said. "He might already know." Pit commented.

[Mundeo]

Skyworld
Katana had gotten herself to an out-of-the-way corner, idly flipping a dagger with one hand and generally enjoying the show. She could appreciate young Eievui's case of head-noise, though she and her partner-in-chaos Dranotisainak had long since reached a sort of mental equilibrium; these days the chaos deity couldn't honestly be sure if there were two distinct mental entities anymore.

As the gathering seemed to be trying to set forth any sort of strategy for dealing with the coming threat, one obvious angle to her seemed to escape the attention of the others. A perk of her unpredictable nature, she was seldom inclined to "think inside the box," and was well-versed in playing off the predictable mannerisms of others.

"So.... here's a thought for you guys. Nubi is all into killing pantheons and all that good stuff, right? Doesn't play well with other gods?" She missed her next dagger flip, the small blade landing point-down through her hand, though she hardly seemed to notice, gesturing with that hand to emphasize her point and seemingly oblivious to the blade sticking through it. "Anybody think maybe somebody should tip Hades off about it? He's not going to appreciate Nubi threatening his Lord of the Dead shtick, and I doubt Nubi is going to be inclined to let Hades get away what with the whole "RAWR! PANTHEON SMASH!" thing he's got going."

"We already know that Mr. Tall, Dark, and Faaaaabulous can and will set aside his grudges given the right motivation. Or has everybody already forgotten the Aurum invasion?" Katana once again pitched her voice into her utterly absurd Hades impersonation. "'Earth is MY flower to plunder, not theirs!' Oooh, maybe I can go pop by and deliver the message. I've been meaning to do some sightseeing down there for ages!"

"She may have a point there. we should most definitely consider it." Palutena said. "He might already know." Pit commented.

"Does he?" Lyron said, tilting his head. "I mean, he sure didn't seem to be worried about anything else before. Maybe a few of us should go tell him"

He turned to Katana. "And Hades is god and ruler of the underworld. Thanatos is the god of death, but I can see those two being mixed up. He still wouldn't like his plans impeded though, so I agree completely"

[Acruan]

"Errr..." A meeting between gods, great, Archene scratched his hair and said, "I'm Archene, God of Places in Between Places and Lost Ways. I came here just... Because this was the right place to be." He nods.

[The Dark Brotherhood of Deros]

"Errr..." A meeting between gods, great, Archene scratched his hair and said, "I'm Archene, God of Places in Between Places and Lost Ways. I came here just... Because this was the right place to be." He nods.

Thor nodded as well. "I've heard your name from somewhere. maybe we met a long time ago. but I doubt it." Thor said. "Hello there do-gooders! I hope I'm not interrupting!" Hades voice said from seemingly everywhere. sure enough, his astral form appeared in the middle of the room, shrunk down to human size so it would fit. Hades was smiling. "So, how are we all doing?"

[Acruan]

Archene nodded again at Thor before stopping to not, "Maybe we did meet. I'm sorry if I also forgot about it. Must have been something very uneventful." As he hears yet another god coming talking and appearing in the middle of the room, he politely says, "I'm alright, thank you for asking, and you?"

[Mundeo]

"Errr..." A meeting between gods, great, Archene scratched his hair and said, "I'm Archene, God of Places in Between Places and Lost Ways. I came here just... Because this was the right place to be." He nods.

Thor nodded as well. "I've heard your name from somewhere. maybe we met a long time ago. but I doubt it." Thor said. "Hello there do-gooders! I hope I'm not interrupting!" Hades voice said from seemingly everywhere. sure enough, his astral form appeared in the middle of the room, shrunk down to human size so it would fit. Hades was smiling. "So, how are we all doing?"

"Huh. How convenient" Lyron said matter-of-factly. "I think we were just about to come to you, but you beat us to the punch" He looked around at the others, hoping they wouldn't mind him telling Hades what other issue is at hand. "I hope you're enjoying your victory while it lasts, but I fear there someone else who plans to take over the Earth..." Lyron said, acting convincingly worried.

[The Dark Brotherhood of Deros]

Thor nodded as well. "I've heard your name from somewhere. maybe we met a long time ago. but I doubt it." Thor said. "Hello there do-gooders! I hope I'm not interrupting!" Hades voice said from seemingly everywhere. sure enough, his astral form appeared in the middle of the room, shrunk down to human size so it would fit. Hades was smiling. "So, how are we all doing?"

"Huh. How convenient" Lyron said matter-of-factly. "I think we were just about to come to you, but you beat us to the punch" He looked around at the others, hoping they wouldn't mind him telling Hades what other issue is at hand. "I hope you're enjoying your victory while it lasts, but I fear there someone else who plans to take over the Earth..." Lyron said, acting convincingly worried.

"Im doing rather well actually, thank you for asking! see, this guy knows how to be polite! you should take pointers from him Pitty-pat!" Hades replied to Archene. he then turned to face Lyron. "Oh, whats this I hear? another being wants my earth? do tell." Hades said, grinning at the angel.

[Mundeo]

"Huh. How convenient" Lyron said matter-of-factly. "I think we were just about to come to you, but you beat us to the punch" He looked around at the others, hoping they wouldn't mind him telling Hades what other issue is at hand. "I hope you're enjoying your victory while it lasts, but I fear there someone else who plans to take over the Earth..." Lyron said, acting convincingly worried.

"Im doing rather well actually, thank you for asking! see, this guy knows how to be polite! you should take pointers from him Pitty-pat!" Hades replied to Archene. he then turned to face Lyron. "Oh, whats this I hear? another being wants my earth? do tell." Hades said, grinning at the angel.

Lyron gasped. "You don't know that Anubis is plotting to destroy the whole pantheon? Oh, it's terrible" He struck a dramatic pose to emphasize how truly terrible it is. "And he wants to take earth all for himself" He added.

[The Dark Brotherhood of Deros]

"Im doing rather well actually, thank you for asking! see, this guy knows how to be polite! you should take pointers from him Pitty-pat!" Hades replied to Archene. he then turned to face Lyron. "Oh, whats this I hear? another being wants my earth? do tell." Hades said, grinning at the angel.

Lyron gasped. "You don't know that Anubis is plotting to destroy the whole pantheon? Oh, it's terrible" He struck a dramatic pose to emphasize how truly terrible it is. "And he wants to take earth all for himself" He added.

"No actually. so ol Anubis is back eh? interesting." Hades said, not seeming to care all that much.

[Reploid Productions]

Skyworld
The situation was serious, no doubt about it. Divine forces from all across the spectrum potentially coming together to face a mutual threat. Tension hung over the gathering like a wet, smelly blanket. If there was background music to the scene, it would probably be one of those low, ominous and dramatic pieces, something like Icarus by TSfH.

And few things can disrupt that sort of atmosphere quite like a loud catcall from the back of the room.

"Heeeeeello handsome!" Katana called out after her loud whistle no doubt attracted the attention of most everyone in the room. "Now that's what I'd call a hunk of godly bow-chika-wow-wow! Nubi ain't got a thing on dat booty!"

She was looking right at Hades. Meanwhile, were this narrator inclined to betting, my money would be on facepalms and possibly outright faceplants from most of the more serious characters in the story.

[The Dark Brotherhood of Deros]

Skyworld
The situation was serious, no doubt about it. Divine forces from all across the spectrum potentially coming together to face a mutual threat. Tension hung over the gathering like a wet, smelly blanket. If there was background music to the scene, it would probably be one of those low, ominous and dramatic pieces, something like Icarus by TSfH.

And few things can disrupt that sort of atmosphere quite like a loud catcall from the back of the room.

"Heeeeeello handsome!" Katana called out after her loud whistle no doubt attracted the attention of most everyone in the room. "Now that's what I'd call a hunk of godly bow-chika-wow-wow! Nubi ain't got a thing on dat booty!"

She was looking right at Hades. Meanwhile, were this narrator inclined to betting, my money would be on facepalms and possibly outright faceplants from most of the more serious characters in the story.

Hades wasn't sure how to respond to this. And neither was the narrator... "Uh... thanks? I guess? who are you?" Hades asked. sure enough, everyone else was face-palming.

[Mundeo]

Lyron didn't facepalm, but he looked at Katana with an expression that just epitomized "what the actual hell". He just froze like that that, not saying anything, just staring at Katana with that blank, stupefied expression. There isn't really much else to say on the matter, so... yeah.

[Osnil]

Skyworld
Batus hadn't minded the Eevee diety, or Kantana-to a point. This is why he hated diety gatherings-no one could stay focused. He guessed that pretty soon, someone would ask about refreshments, and then they'll need a nap, getting absolutely done. He also wasn't sure teaming with Hades was a good idea, but then again, nobody really thought it was a good idea. After Kantana flirted with Hades, Batus shook his head and moaned, "I'm surrounded by morons."
Hall of Judgement
While Batus was busy facepalming, the Council was now in FULL panic. Anubis was there. Eirene was still on the floor. Everyone fled but Coragus, Nike, and Ironus. "What do you want?" demanded Nike, "Because I win whatever fight I engage in."
"Remember the Worchester Sauce incident?" asked Ironus.
"You cheated. That doesn't count," Nike argued.