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Jaslandia
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Founded: Aug 11, 2013
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Postby Jaslandia » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:08 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
Senkaku wrote:Calt dropped Japan.


You want me to be Japan.

Facing off against that China.

Lul fuk no.

What about Serbia? It's a pretty large and powerful nation.
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Call me Jaslandia or Jas, either one works
This nation (mostly) represents my political views.
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Puppets: Partrica, New Jaslandia, Kasbahan
Pro: Regulated Capitalism, Two-state solution, nice people, Nerdfighteria, democracy, science, public education, rationalism, reason, logic, politeness, LGBT rights, feminism, UN, Democratic Party

Anti: Religious extremism/fundamentalism, terrorism, dictatorship, oppression, hatred, bigotry, racism, homophobia, anti-Semitism, conspiracy theories, Stalinism, theocracy, social conservatism, corruption, Nazism, Vladimir Putin, Republican Party

In-between: Religion, socialism, Barack Obama

RP Population: 675,000,000

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Lunas Legion
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31162
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:11 pm

Jaslandia wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
You want me to be Japan.

Facing off against that China.

Lul fuk no.

What about Serbia? It's a pretty large and powerful nation.


It's bordered by the Hungary-blob which can and will clobber the crap out of it though.
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Jaslandia
Minister
 
Posts: 2652
Founded: Aug 11, 2013
New York Times Democracy

Postby Jaslandia » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:21 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
Jaslandia wrote:What about Serbia? It's a pretty large and powerful nation.


It's bordered by the Hungary-blob which can and will clobber the crap out of it though.

Hey, I'm Epirus and I'm expecting a declaration of war before I even put my first IC post up, but you don't see me complaining. :p But seriously, Serbia is one of the two major powers still open in Europe (the other one being Iberia). Some small states like Hamburg, Weimar, and Holstein are also open, and most of South America is still open.
Call me Jaslandia or Jas, either one works
This nation (mostly) represents my political views.
Factbook
Puppets: Partrica, New Jaslandia, Kasbahan
Pro: Regulated Capitalism, Two-state solution, nice people, Nerdfighteria, democracy, science, public education, rationalism, reason, logic, politeness, LGBT rights, feminism, UN, Democratic Party

Anti: Religious extremism/fundamentalism, terrorism, dictatorship, oppression, hatred, bigotry, racism, homophobia, anti-Semitism, conspiracy theories, Stalinism, theocracy, social conservatism, corruption, Nazism, Vladimir Putin, Republican Party

In-between: Religion, socialism, Barack Obama

RP Population: 675,000,000

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Senkaku
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 26736
Founded: Sep 01, 2012
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Senkaku » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:34 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
Senkaku wrote:Calt dropped Japan.


You want me to be Japan.

Facing off against that China.

Lul fuk no.

Facing off? Who said anything about facing off?
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The Jonathanian States
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Posts: 13692
Founded: Nov 29, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The Jonathanian States » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:37 pm

Jaslandia wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
It's bordered by the Hungary-blob which can and will clobber the crap out of it though.

Hey, I'm Epirus and I'm expecting a declaration of war before I even put my first IC post up, but you don't see me complaining. :p But seriously, Serbia is one of the two major powers still open in Europe (the other one being Iberia). Some small states like Hamburg, Weimar, and Holstein are also open, and most of South America is still open.

>Serbia
>Major

ICD, if you're interested in carrying on the discussion we can move it somewhere else, just tell me where and I'll deliver you my response.
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The imperial canadian dutchy
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Posts: 11774
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The imperial canadian dutchy » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:40 pm

The Jonathanian States wrote:
Jaslandia wrote:Hey, I'm Epirus and I'm expecting a declaration of war before I even put my first IC post up, but you don't see me complaining. :p But seriously, Serbia is one of the two major powers still open in Europe (the other one being Iberia). Some small states like Hamburg, Weimar, and Holstein are also open, and most of South America is still open.

>Serbia
>Major

ICD, if you're interested in carrying on the discussion we can move it somewhere else, just tell me where and I'll deliver you my response.

tg is fine

>Serbia
>Expert Kebab Removers
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The Greater Dutch Republic
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Posts: 2155
Founded: Aug 05, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Greater Dutch Republic » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:54 pm

Who to align myself with... France seems good. Is anyone playing France? I need help beating up Valencia and Catalonia.
Australian Antarctica wrote:Sorry, I was Russian to be funny. Fine, I'll Finnish with them soon enough. Unless you are Hungary for more?

Conwy-shire wrote:
Tracian Empire wrote: ... but I'm about to be executed by my teachers in school...

Rule 1. If they try to execute you, execute them back

Gyrenaica wrote:Just maybe I might not see any nukes I may or may not buy off the black market and may or may not know that I may or may not have the possible launch codes that may or may not exist for the nukes that may or may not exist.

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?

Excessive Communist adhesive.

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The Greater Dutch Republic
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Founded: Aug 05, 2015
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Postby The Greater Dutch Republic » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:06 pm

Apparently France doesn't like Catalonia and Valencia, and likes me. Perfect. France, help me beat up Catalonia and Valencia and Milan to complete my dream of Greater Genoa-Savoy.
Australian Antarctica wrote:Sorry, I was Russian to be funny. Fine, I'll Finnish with them soon enough. Unless you are Hungary for more?

Conwy-shire wrote:
Tracian Empire wrote: ... but I'm about to be executed by my teachers in school...

Rule 1. If they try to execute you, execute them back

Gyrenaica wrote:Just maybe I might not see any nukes I may or may not buy off the black market and may or may not know that I may or may not have the possible launch codes that may or may not exist for the nukes that may or may not exist.

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?

Excessive Communist adhesive.

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The imperial canadian dutchy
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Posts: 11774
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The imperial canadian dutchy » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:09 pm

The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Apparently France doesn't like Catalonia and Valencia, and likes me. Perfect. France, help me beat up Catalonia and Valencia and Milan to complete my dream of Greater Genoa-Savoy.

Touch Milan and our merchants will have a very bad talk with you.
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The Greater Dutch Republic
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Founded: Aug 05, 2015
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Postby The Greater Dutch Republic » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:11 pm

The imperial canadian dutchy wrote:
The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Apparently France doesn't like Catalonia and Valencia, and likes me. Perfect. France, help me beat up Catalonia and Valencia and Milan to complete my dream of Greater Genoa-Savoy.

Touch Milan and our merchants will have a very bad talk with you.

You cannot get in the way of Genoan Irridentism. Milan is already economically owned by us at this point, and will become part of Greater Genoa-Savoy.
Australian Antarctica wrote:Sorry, I was Russian to be funny. Fine, I'll Finnish with them soon enough. Unless you are Hungary for more?

Conwy-shire wrote:
Tracian Empire wrote: ... but I'm about to be executed by my teachers in school...

Rule 1. If they try to execute you, execute them back

Gyrenaica wrote:Just maybe I might not see any nukes I may or may not buy off the black market and may or may not know that I may or may not have the possible launch codes that may or may not exist for the nukes that may or may not exist.

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:Does anyone know the term 'invasion of red tape'?

Excessive Communist adhesive.

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Liecthenbourg
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Posts: 13119
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Liecthenbourg » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:14 pm

The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:
The imperial canadian dutchy wrote:Touch Milan and our merchants will have a very bad talk with you.

You cannot get in the way of Genoan Irridentism. Milan is already economically owned by us at this point, and will become part of Greater Genoa-Savoy.

You Italians are amusing to watch bicker.
Britain laughs.
Impeach Ernest Jacquinot Legalise Shooting Communists The Gold Standard Needs To Be Abolished Duclerque 1919
Grand-Master of the Kyluminati


The Region of Kylaris
I'm just a simple Kylarite, trying to make my way on NS.

The Gaullican Republic,
I thank God for Three Things:
Kylaris, the death of Esquarium, and Prem <3

The Transtsabaran Federation and The Chistovodian Workers' State

To understand European history watch these: Cultural erosion, German and Italian history, a brief history of Germany.

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The imperial canadian dutchy
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Posts: 11774
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
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Postby The imperial canadian dutchy » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:17 pm

Liecthenbourg wrote:
The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:You cannot get in the way of Genoan Irridentism. Milan is already economically owned by us at this point, and will become part of Greater Genoa-Savoy.

You Italians are amusing to watch bicker.
Britain laughs.

Britain plz naval buddies
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Liecthenbourg
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Posts: 13119
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Liecthenbourg » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:18 pm

The imperial canadian dutchy wrote:
Liecthenbourg wrote:You Italians are amusing to watch bicker.
Britain laughs.

Britain plz naval buddies

I could consider it.

TG me your opinions of the various European powers; then we'll talk.
Impeach Ernest Jacquinot Legalise Shooting Communists The Gold Standard Needs To Be Abolished Duclerque 1919
Grand-Master of the Kyluminati


The Region of Kylaris
I'm just a simple Kylarite, trying to make my way on NS.

The Gaullican Republic,
I thank God for Three Things:
Kylaris, the death of Esquarium, and Prem <3

The Transtsabaran Federation and The Chistovodian Workers' State

To understand European history watch these: Cultural erosion, German and Italian history, a brief history of Germany.

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Reatra
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 16474
Founded: Sep 02, 2011
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Reatra » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:21 pm

Senkaku wrote:Why does Mali have the best gun tech in the world? I would imagine their main trading partner is the Mamluks (salt'n'gold caravans ftw), and the Europeans are all just barely sitting on the coast.

Other than that, I'd like to see a more detailed history.


Edit:

On a different subject, let me be clear- the Song will likely end up going to war against Nusantara. Both for political reasons in the court, and because it was going to happen sooner or later since there's nearly half a billion Chinese who kind of need more farmland.


Definitely not best in the world at all, just only barely behind.
yee haw it's time for mass line

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Yaana Noore
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1245
Founded: Mar 01, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Yaana Noore » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:22 pm

The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Apparently France doesn't like Catalonia and Valencia, and likes me. Perfect. France, help me beat up Catalonia and Valencia and Milan to complete my dream of Greater Genoa-Savoy.

Beating up Catalonia is most agreeable.

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Liecthenbourg
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Posts: 13119
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Liecthenbourg » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:23 pm

Yaana Noore wrote:
The Greater Dutch Republic wrote:Apparently France doesn't like Catalonia and Valencia, and likes me. Perfect. France, help me beat up Catalonia and Valencia and Milan to complete my dream of Greater Genoa-Savoy.

Beating up Catalonia is most agreeable.

Did you mention something about a Pro-Britain Foreign Minister?

That wont sit well with him :P
Impeach Ernest Jacquinot Legalise Shooting Communists The Gold Standard Needs To Be Abolished Duclerque 1919
Grand-Master of the Kyluminati


The Region of Kylaris
I'm just a simple Kylarite, trying to make my way on NS.

The Gaullican Republic,
I thank God for Three Things:
Kylaris, the death of Esquarium, and Prem <3

The Transtsabaran Federation and The Chistovodian Workers' State

To understand European history watch these: Cultural erosion, German and Italian history, a brief history of Germany.

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Lunas Legion
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31162
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:33 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
You want me to be Japan.

Facing off against that China.

Lul fuk no.

Facing off? Who said anything about facing off?


You're an Asian land power with lots of resources.

Japan's a resource-strapped Asian sea power.

Yeah, there's going to be tension, if not outright war.

The imperial canadian dutchy wrote:
The Jonathanian States";p="<a href="tel:26338326">26338326</a> wrote:>Serbia
>Major

ICD, if you're interested in carrying on the discussion we can move it somewhere else, just tell me where and I'll deliver you my response.

tg is fine

>Serbia
>Expert Kebab Removers


There's no kebab to remove though. If there were kebab within removal range, I would be Serbia, but there is no kebab to remove from Serbia.
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Yaana Noore
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1245
Founded: Mar 01, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Yaana Noore » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:34 pm

Liecthenbourg wrote:
Yaana Noore wrote:Beating up Catalonia is most agreeable.

Did you mention something about a Pro-Britain Foreign Minister?

That wont sit well with him :P

Pro-British foreign minister? You're forgetting the Pro-British King and Prime Minister. Who says a cordial understanding can't be reached?

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The Kingdom of Glitter
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Posts: 12355
Founded: Jan 08, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Kingdom of Glitter » Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:01 pm

hon hon señor France gib louisiane

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Senkaku
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 26736
Founded: Sep 01, 2012
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Senkaku » Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:14 pm

Reatra wrote:
Senkaku wrote:Why does Mali have the best gun tech in the world? I would imagine their main trading partner is the Mamluks (salt'n'gold caravans ftw), and the Europeans are all just barely sitting on the coast.

Other than that, I'd like to see a more detailed history.


Edit:

On a different subject, let me be clear- the Song will likely end up going to war against Nusantara. Both for political reasons in the court, and because it was going to happen sooner or later since there's nearly half a billion Chinese who kind of need more farmland.


Definitely not best in the world at all, just only barely behind.

Reatra wrote:Military Information: A rifle-armed and trained force
The New Model Army is only about five decades old
Army Size: the latest in gun technology



Hmmmmmm. You stand corrected.

I'm fine with the Malinese having very recently (not fifty fucking years ago) established a notBeiyang Army type thing a few years ago, but at this point rifles should not be common at all. They should probably be mostly using smoothbores (your notBeiyang guys, that is). And Mali still doesn't have much pressure from Europe to modernize, since the Europeans at this point are still sitting on the coast dying of malaria and yellow fever and Ebola.
You don't have to actually wank every nation you play, Reat.

Change this, and add much more detailed history, and you're accepted.
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Senkaku
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
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Founded: Sep 01, 2012
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Senkaku » Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:17 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
Senkaku wrote:Facing off? Who said anything about facing off?


You're an Asian land power with lots of resources.

Japan's a resource-strapped Asian sea power.

Yeah, there's going to be tension, if not outright war.

To be fair, China is also Asia's pre-eminent sea power. :p

But after Kublai tried twice and failed, they've had the good sense to mostly leave Japan alone. The Japanese don't really hurt them- Japan probably actually has enough of a niche to try and open to the world or build a little empire without the Chinese getting on their case. They're far more concerned with the steppe, India, Nusantara, etc.
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Lunas Legion
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31162
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:23 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:
You're an Asian land power with lots of resources.

Japan's a resource-strapped Asian sea power.

Yeah, there's going to be tension, if not outright war.

To be fair, China is also Asia's pre-eminent sea power. :p

But after Kublai tried twice and failed, they've had the good sense to mostly leave Japan alone. The Japanese don't really hurt them- Japan probably actually has enough of a niche to try and open to the world or build a little empire without the Chinese getting on their case. They're far more concerned with the steppe, India, Nusantara, etc.



The problem is everywhere that Japan can go that has actual value, China will be there first.

Besides, I've been... Persuaded to do Conquistador II: Electric Boogaloo, a.k.a Spain Stronk Liberate Colonies.
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Caltarania
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Posts: 12931
Founded: Feb 01, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Caltarania » Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:26 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
Senkaku wrote:To be fair, China is also Asia's pre-eminent sea power. :p

But after Kublai tried twice and failed, they've had the good sense to mostly leave Japan alone. The Japanese don't really hurt them- Japan probably actually has enough of a niche to try and open to the world or build a little empire without the Chinese getting on their case. They're far more concerned with the steppe, India, Nusantara, etc.



The problem is everywhere that Japan can go that has actual value, China will be there first.

Besides, I've been... Persuaded to do Conquistador II: Electric Boogaloo, a.k.a Spain Stronk Liberate Colonies.


kek
I'M FROM KYLARIS, AND I'M HERE TO HELP!

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Lunas Legion
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Posts: 31162
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:29 pm

Caltarania wrote:
Lunas Legion wrote:

The problem is everywhere that Japan can go that has actual value, China will be there first.

Besides, I've been... Persuaded to do Conquistador II: Electric Boogaloo, a.k.a Spain Stronk Liberate Colonies.


kek


U wot m9?
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Reatra
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 16474
Founded: Sep 02, 2011
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Reatra » Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:31 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Reatra wrote:
Definitely not best in the world at all, just only barely behind.

Reatra wrote:Military Information: A rifle-armed and trained force
The New Model Army is only about five decades old
Army Size: the latest in gun technology



Hmmmmmm. You stand corrected.

I'm fine with the Malinese having very recently (not fifty fucking years ago) established a notBeiyang Army type thing a few years ago, but at this point rifles should not be common at all. They should probably be mostly using smoothbores (your notBeiyang guys, that is). And Mali still doesn't have much pressure from Europe to modernize, since the Europeans at this point are still sitting on the coast dying of malaria and yellow fever and Ebola.
You don't have to actually wank every nation you play, Reat.

Change this, and add much more detailed history, and you're accepted.


Alright, well I meant latest as in the latest in what the Europeans/Arabs can give us. And this isn't wanked too hard. I mean no Mongols means stronger Islam means more advanced Islam means more Muslims for me means more technology means Europe explores earlier to get Asian goods by going west or around Africa means earlier yet less insane need for slaves means I don't fall means West Africa doesn't experience its historical cataclysmic drop in population means a far more advanced and stable Mali.
yee haw it's time for mass line

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