Reality's Bane (IC/Open)

[Slenderman The CreepyPasta King]

"I still function, you fool!" Red Baron said as his holographic double dissipated, laughing maniacally as he transformed, grabbed the lead Arwing, and threw it at Goku. "You found a way to nullify the effects of my null ray. It won't save you!" Red Baron said as he grabbed several abandoned cars, tossed them in the air, and threw them at the 3 other Arwings. "Are you still there, Sasha?" Red Baron said as he picked up the telephone pole and threw it at Miyu's Arwing, sparks still flying from the cords.

Goku just yelled and powered up, making the air wing look like it was floating. "I can't believe I'm doing this but, KIOKEN!" Red aura flared up above his blue god aura, making it look like the aurora boriallas around him with purple electricity surging in between the auras. He started charging up his kamehameha wave and fired it at the red Barron, splitting it at the last second and minipulating half of the ki beam to go after Sasha.

[Flarbinia]

Sasha gracefully dodged the energy blast, accidentally hitting Red Baron. She then accelerated to get out of range.

[Widgetalia]

"Too slow, Goku!" Red Baron said as he dodged the energy blast, accelerating to catch up with Sasha. Once they rendezvous with Skyquake and give him a status report, they will be able to get rearmed and repaired on board the cloaked attack cruiser.

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Beach City
Bombshock was knocked back by a group of attacks from different heroes, as he recoiled from the attacks he looked over and saw Growl get launched into a building from a punch. When Bombshock finally regained balance he clutched his fist in anger and smashed down the stone wall around him "Why you little-" he was then interrupted by a loud shout from above "Decepticons. To me! Our primary objective has been completed!" Bombshock grunted and watched as Skyquake and the other jets landed in the city center before joining them. Skyquake towered above all the other cons, and stood in the center with his arms impatiently crossed. The towering commander's neon green optics locked onto Bombshock as the Triggercons drove in from the now destroyed temple, his delicate array of scanners analyzing the Military Patrol Commander. "We shall return to our ship and message General Snaptrap, but first I have something to deal with." he walked up to Bombshock, the smaller bot getting worried "I can smell your fear. You failed to destroy the opposition, in fact, the bested you in battle." Bombshock backed up a bit "Uh, what are you gonna do?" Skyquake chuckled as he looked down at Bombshock "Well, I'm just going to have to-" he put his foot on Bombshock's feet and grabbed him by the shoulders before pulling up, tearing Bombshock in half at the waist "DEMOTE YOU!!" Skyquake then threw Bombshock's upper half into a building. He then turned to the other Cons "Dropshot, you're officially commander of the Military Patrol now. Your first order is to take that old, pathetic sack of scrap you call Bombshock and drag him with you back to the ship." he then turned to address the heroes "I'd really love to stay and kill you, but I have an important call to make and I shan't be late. Ciao!" the Cons then turned and pulled back, returning to their cloaked ship.

[Flarbinia]

The Skies Over Beach City
Sasha followed her fellow Decepticons to the ship's hangar, Red Baron following her closely. Both Sasha and Red Baron were in dire need of repairs and rearmament. There was fear, for she had bested her opponents.

[Widgetalia]

Red Baron walked down the hall, his weapons rearmed and his armor repaired. He approached Sasha, who had been repaired and rebuilt. At first he smiled, then he sighed and frowned. "Sasha, I am sorry that I have to be the bearer of bad news. Our team mates became casualties of war while we were in stasis lock. From what I heard, they were loyal soldiers to the end, making the Autobots pay for every inch in the lives of their men. Shame we could not have been there to see it" He said in a mournful tone as he remembered the battles the team had fought. "However, we must focus on the current conflict. We bested our opponents today, but even in death we cannot underestimate them." Red Baron said in an uplifting tone as he escorted her down the hall.

[Flarbinia]

"We will need to patrol the globe for military bases, communications centers, weapons factories, and any other strategically important target that would be vital for the defense of the planet. Once we return, we will report our findings to Lord Skyquake." Sasha said as she transformed and left the hangar.

[Widgetalia]

"Good idea! Skyquake will be pleased when we present him with information vital to the war effort." Red Baron said as he transformed and followed Sasha, recognizing that this search would be vital to the success of the conquest of this planet.

[Aeternabilis]

Beach City
"I'm gettin real fuckin tired of saying 'that's it?'," Eridan grumbled, watching the Decepticons leave. "Seriously, wwhen are any of these evil fucks goin to fight us to the death?" "Quiet yourself, sea trash," Equius said, walking up to Eridan and followed closely by Nepeta. "Are we going to pursue the enemy, or just let them leave to spread death somewhere else?" "Wwhy the fuck wwould wwe need to followw 'em?" Eridan replied condescendingly. "Those assbots wweren't exactly losin wwhen they left. They'll be back to conquer the rest of this crapworld soon, and fully intend to be right the fuck here when they do, not off chasing a spaceship."

Earth Prime
The inside of the building was just as deserted as the ground around it. The lights in the lobby were flickering, and papers and various personal items littered the floor, as if the inhabitants had been forced to leave in a hurry. All the doors beyond the lobby were shut tight and locked so well, they seemed almost bewitched shut. The sense of uneasiness was at its peak here, with the urge to leave for safer lands growing stronger by the minute.

[Flarbinia]

Sasha flew over the towns near Beach City and the surrounding countryside, finding nothing of military value or strategic importance. Disappointed, she began heading north, knowing that there was bound to be something that would be vital to the inevitable invasion. Sasha had fought in a number of engagements on several worlds and battled many foes, but never had she seen a world as vulnerable as this one, virgin territory that would easily fall to the military might of any invader if it had not been for the kindness of strangers, a jewel waiting to be added to the crown of whoever was the leader of the Decepticons, a feast ready to be devoured at a moment's notice by a pack of ravenous wolves, a hibernating bear that was woefully unprepared for the hunter waiting to perform the Coup De Grace. Once she had searched the north, she would patrol the east before returning to present her findings to Skyquake.

[Widgetalia]

Red Baron moved further south, unimpressed with how peaceful and colorful the inhabitants appeared to be. There were no fighter jets moving to intercept him, no anti-aircraft weapons firing away at the sky in an attempt to shoot him down, no air traffic controllers trying to communicate with him, no military bases ordering him to land. Red baron concluded that if the entire planet was this peaceful and colorful, the invasion would be the most boring cakewalk in history. However, he would still have to go west and patrol the area before he could report his findings to Skyquake, so he would have plenty of time to find what he was looking for. He sped up and began to make a final U-turn before heading towards his next objective, noting that all he could find when he made his U-turn were a few radio towers that were large enough to be used by any military that existed on this colorful planet to coordinate their defenses.

[Naval Monte]

Earth Prime

Once inside the building Elizabeth saw the state of the building and sighed. "False alarm my arse." she muttered, she was aware of their terrible luck when it comes to matters like these. Walking deeper inside she took out her skeleton key and walked to one of the doors, pressing the key at the door and turning it around, using the powers of the key to force the door to be open for her and the group.

[Flarbinia]

North of Beach City
Sasha continued her patrol, double-checking every mile of land for anything that could be used against the Decepticons. She discovered several military installations, but they appeared to be abandoned and falling to pieces. "The locals may not be using those bases, but they could still have some value to the Decepticon cause. I better explore the east to ensure there are no unexpected surprises." Sasha thought as she headed across the ocean at cruising speed, eager to gather the Intel the deceptions would need.

[Widgetalia]

If there were any military installations on this brightly colored version of Earth, then Red baron found the Mother lode. He spent hours memorizing what the humans would call "the lay of the land" before heading to a new location, gathering information vital for taking out these installations. He was about to return to the warship when he detected Sasha approaching what passed for Greenland on this planet of the hippies. Knowing that Skyquake would need to pass on a full report to his commander, Red Baron immediately headed towards Central Europe, repeating the same process.

[Naval Monte]

After the battle Papyrus was seeing the destruction left behind and the fact that they failed to save yet another object. Papyrus fell down to his knees and his hands hit down the ground as he look down at a small puddle that show his face. "WHY SANS. WHY DID WE FAIL THIS TIME AROUND AND HAVE MANY AROUND US DIE?" Papyrus really thought that after the Pokemon verse his and Sans luck had finally changed and that they won't have another Candy Kingdom incident, but now they have failed once more.

"i really can't tell you bro. maybe our luck just sucks?" he said. Sans soon heard his brother crying and he walked over and knelt down next to his brother, hugging him as Papyrus cried for the people who were killed in the fight and how he and the others failed to protect the city and the artifact and how the forces of evil yet again won the fight.

[Flarbinia]

Western Europe
"Those so-called trickster gods are probably wetting themselves at the thought of their own extinction." Sasha thought as she continued her patrol, having already mapped out Greenland, Iceland, and the United Kingdom. Western Europe, unlike the western hemisphere, still had a substantial military force. Once she double-checked every area she flew over, she immediately headed to Central Europe, having detected a Decepticon energy signature.

[Widgetalia]

Central Europe
"Here she comes." Red Baron thought as he saw Sasha flying towards him, annoyed at how long it took her to reach him. Sasha had been his commanding officer from day one and he only accepted being second banana because she usually lead him to where the fun was going to be. "Now that we have gathered all the data we could gather, we should report our findings to Lord Skyquake." Red baron said as Sasha decelerated to avoid ramming into him. He then headed for the Decepticon Warship, accelerating as he ascended into the atmosphere.

[Flarbinia]

"Wait for me!" Sasha said in an angry tone as she followed him, increasing her speed to catch up with him. Sasha hated how Red Baron would split off from the main group once the fighting started, but she had to put up with it due to his combat prowess. The two seekers entered the hangar, but it was Sasha who would hand the Intel they gathered to Skyquake.

[Widgetalia]

Decepticon Warship
Red baron began to open fire on the targets, taking down several of them. "Why does Sasha get all the credit while I am stuck waiting for her to finish her meetings?" Red Baron said in disgust as he took down another target with unusual ease. Whenever his mind wasn't clouded by insanity or overflowing with brilliance, Red baron was filled with greed and envy.

[Flarbinia]

Decepticon Warship
"Skyquake. I have gathered Intel that will improve our chances of victory." Sasha said in a serious tone as she handed the data pad containing the coordinates of the colorful planet's military assets and the map of all strategically important areas on the planet to Skyquake, knowing that good Intel was the key to a successful invasion.

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

Decepticon Ship, Low Earth Orbit
Skyquake mumbled as the two crazy Cons pestered, he took the datapad from Sasha and crushed it "I don't need intel. What I need is for you two to just shut up!!" he then turned to Dropshot "Quick update on Bombshock before we get this started." Dropshot nodded "Well, those little green tech Gems said they were gonna give him a temporary repair until he can get to someone who could replace his legs." Skyquake nodded "Alright. Stalker, patch me through to Snaptrap's ship. We're already pushing the time schedule and we have to get this done quickly." Stalker nodded and soon the main screen of the bridge lit up and a face appeared, but it wasn't Snaptrap "Yes? Is this the alt-mode exchange clinic? Are you finally responding to my message?" the bot spoke in a voice almost exactly like Megatron "Urgh. Nautilator this is not the alt-mode exchange clinic, this is Skyquake. Where's Snaptrap? He should be expecting this call." Nautilator sighed "He's right here." There was a bit of commotion and soon Snaptrap was on screen "Ah, finally. I assume you completed your mission?" Skyquake nodded "Yes, there was unexpected resistance but we were able to destroy the temple quickly and efficiently." Snaptrap pulled up a few holographic displays and looked at them for a second "The fleet will be there in a cycle* or two, you will report to me immediately for new orders." and the screen went black.

Above Homeworld, Vega System
Snaptrap looked at the Seacons sitting around the bridge of the warship "It's high-time we get on going to Earth." his invasion fleet was 200 ships strong, both Cybertronian and Gem ships together. Snaptrap looked over the fleet from his Worldsweeper, the Megalodon. "Alright. Nautilator, contact the fleet captains and tell them we're leaving. Tentakil, fire up the Quantum Generator. Overbite, prepare the orbit-to-ground armaments, we're gonna make this Worldsweeper live up to its name. Seawing, order the landing troops to get ready for departure. And Skalor? Just...... go be disgusting somewhere else." the Seacons acknowledged and went to work. Tentakil looked back at Snaptrap "Quantum Generator is up and ready to roll." Snaptrap put his arms behind his back "Excellent. Activate quantum jump!" Tentakil pressed a few buttons and activated the Quantum Generator, launching the ship into the interdimensional void known as the Transwarp.

*Cycle=1.25 hours

[Flarbinia]

Sasha left the room, too distraught to listen to the conversation. She was used to arrogant superiors, but Skyquake was different. She and Red Baron had spent hours collecting that data, only for it to be destroyed in the blink of an eye. She headed for the hangar, waiting for the order to attack.

[Widgetalia]

Red Baron followed Sasha to the hangar, knowing she would need his assistance. He knew from the look on her face that the meeting did not go as well as intended, but he did not mind. It would not be long before he would get a chance to exterminate the so-called heroes.

[The States of Balloon]

Earth Prime

Once inside the building Elizabeth saw the state of the building and sighed. "False alarm my arse." she muttered, she was aware of their terrible luck when it comes to matters like these. Walking deeper inside she took out her skeleton key and walked to one of the doors, pressing the key at the door and turning it around, using the powers of the key to force the door to be open for her and the group.

Clover held his wand with one hand and his gun with the other as he led the charge deeper into the UN building. Making no effort to stop and investigate the side doors, he continued straight until arriving at another door.