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by The Danish Confederacy » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:51 pm
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by The Peoples East Africa » Wed Jun 03, 2015 1:57 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:05 pm
The Peoples East Africa wrote:''Only a small bit. We don't have this many back in Normandy,'' John responded.
''Though I'm sure some people deserve to be waited on,'' he said as he shot a smile at Ishbel.
''Did you say we were having a feast?'' he asked Kenneth.
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by The Peoples East Africa » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:15 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:18 pm
The Peoples East Africa wrote:''That's brilliant,'' said John. ''I love feasts. We had one recently celebrating Thor Day. It lasted for many hours and we devoured at least three whole pigs.''
Back at Normandy, a letter had arrived from the Slavs. It was Ivan the Second, ruler of the Slavic Empire. They were asking for relations inside the Norman royalty. Richard thought about it before he grabbed his quill, ink and paper, and set to work on yet another letter.
To Ivan the Second,Great king of the glorious Slavic Empire
I think joint relations between our two great people would be an opportunity that we can't afford to lose. In these times of trouble, there is no such thing as too many allies. I have two sons of 8 and 12, and two daughters of 8 and 10. I hope bonds that can't be broken are forged between us.
Your Faithfully,
King Richard of Normandy
He rolled the letter up, stamped it with his personal seal, and gave it to a servant who bring it to the stables, where it would start heading for Kiev.
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by The Peoples East Africa » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:22 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:24 pm
The Peoples East Africa wrote:John laughed at Kenneth's remark.
''I'm getting hungry already. We Normans celebrate Odin Day during the New Year Festival. It's when we thank him for bringing us safely through the previous year.''
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by The Peoples East Africa » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:25 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:32 pm
The Peoples East Africa wrote:John laughed at the coincidence.
''That sure is something strange. You don't happen to celebrate Loki Day on the 31st of October do you?''
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by The Peoples East Africa » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:36 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Wed Jun 03, 2015 2:55 pm
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by The Peoples East Africa » Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:00 pm
by Russian people of america » Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:09 pm
I have read and thought over your message, after careful consideration I have decided to ask that my fourteen year old son Alexei be betrothed with your ten year old daughter, preferably sometime soon. He is young, but I assure you he is a strong, capable boy. He is second in line for the throne after my death. Please think my offer over carefully before deciding
by Wildelyn » Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:01 pm
by Dain II Ironfoot » Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:15 pm
by Sanabel » Wed Jun 03, 2015 4:23 pm
by Zoblus » Wed Jun 03, 2015 5:03 pm
To: General Zahra
From: Faqīh Ibn Nasr
"General Zahra, I've written to you to inform that I will be arriving with the soldiers you will need for your invasion. There are 40,000 coming to Tangier, and maybe more, especially if I pass through the villages. So please, if you must, acquire more ships, for I believe that by the time I arrive, there will be 50,000. I am also to accompany you in the invasion when the order is given.
by World Anarchic Union » Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:40 am
To:Imperial Ethiopia
From:Augustus Markos Antonios III, Protector of Rome
The Republic of Rome is a republic believing in the Roman Pantheon however Zeus has many names, Zeus not necessarily being the main. So we are not limiting ourselves to the god being called a single name. Rome has great respect for the Abrahamic religion and has implemented some of its practices. We hope to reach a diplomatic success for our interests are common.
Sincerely,
Augustus Markos Antonios III
To:Eirikr Electeus the Second, King of Widelyn
From:Augustus Markos Antonios III, Protector of Rome
Rome awaits your presence and I should have made myself clear that when I mentioned "barbarians" I meant the some tribes in Scandinavia, who in the past have raided Roman villages, not Germanic tribes nor organized Scandinavian kingdoms.
Sincerely,
Augustus Markos Antonios III
To:King of Scotland
From:Augustus Markos Antonios III, Protector of Rome
Glorious King of Scotland, Rome requests for an alliance between our nations. We believe that alliances are vital in the modern world and that common things are not hard to find among the Scottish and Roman populace. Common enemies are also prevalent. I, hereby, invite you to Rome for a meeting.
Sincerely,
Augustus Markos Antonios III
To:Ivan the Second, Emperor of the Great Slavik Empire
From:Augustus Markos Antonios III, Protector of Rome
Glorious Emperor Ivan the Second, I believe our two nations can strive for a common goal we share and an alliance is never a bad thing. Rome is willing to seal such an alliance, which is going to be beneficial to both nations with whatever your Empire desires for our nations have many things in common.
Sincerely,
Augustus Markos Antonios III
by Serbatijan Empire » Thu Jun 04, 2015 6:45 am
To Ivan, great ruler of Slavic Empire
Hello leader of glorious nation. I am asking for an alliance between Balkia and Slavic Empire. We share so much togheter and espessialy culture and language so i think an alliance would make sense.
From Grand Despot of Balkia
Vladimir Andjelovic.
by Cymrea » Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:36 am
by The Peoples East Africa » Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:42 am
by Sanabel » Thu Jun 04, 2015 7:54 am
Emperor of Rome, While we appreciate you taking parts of our religion and incorporating it into your own, we will not create a military alliance. Your nation has opressed Jews since its beginnings, as well as our Christian and Muslim Brothers. We will continue trading with you, but will not fight alongside you in a faithful alliance in Africa or abroad unless you, Emperor of Rome, convert. May Yaweh bless you. -Emperor Bashulo of Aksum, Protector of All Ethiopias
by The Peoples East Africa » Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:08 am
by Dain II Ironfoot » Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:29 am
by Sanabel » Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:47 am
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