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Postby Saleon » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:10 pm

Four horseman and an angel walk into a bar. The horseman order a glass of water, and the tender subsequently hands them one. A fly soon begins to buzz directly above the glass, The angel himself is particularly annoyed and tries to swat it with his hand. The glass falls over and the angel accidentally touches the water. The water turns red with blood. The angel then walked out of the room and uttered the words, "your late."

This has been: a joke you will get, only if you have extensive knowledge of revelations and the parts after the four horseman, where everybody stops reading.
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Postby TriStates » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:18 pm

Nekronia wrote:Four horsemen and an angel walk into a bar, and the bartender first asks what the angel wants. The angel stares at the bartender and formally states "I would like a glass of water". The bartender asks the four horsemen if they want anything. The four horsemen stare at the bartender and formally state "Neigh."


Alternatively, four horsemen and an angel walk into a bar. The angel formally states "Ow".


Saleon wrote:Four horseman and an angel walk into a bar. The horseman order a glass of water, and the tender subsequently hands them one. A fly soon begins to buzz directly above the glass, The angel himself is particularly annoyed and tries to swat it with his hand. The glass falls over and the angel accidentally touches the water. The water turns red with blood. The angel then walked out of the room and uttered the words, "your late."

This has been: a joke you will get, only if you have extensive knowledge of revelations and the parts after the four horseman, where everybody stops reading.


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TriStates wrote::( I don't like change...

It's coarse and dry and gets everywhere. :p

But I do get what you mean.
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Postby Saleon » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:22 pm

TriStates wrote:Points for trying 030
It was meant to be sucky. 8) for that it is breaking preset stereotypes. It is you who are not funny, you comformist scum. If I asked you to jump off a cliff would you do it? the real answer is obviously yes, because true freedom comes when you don't listen to what the man expects from you, man. :ugeek:

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Postby TriStates » Wed Jun 10, 2015 10:31 pm

Saleon wrote:
TriStates wrote:Points for trying 030
It was meant to be sucky. 8) for that it is breaking preset stereotypes. It is you who are not funny, you comformist scum. If I asked you to jump off a cliff would you do it? the real answer is obviously yes, because true freedom comes when you don't listen to what the man expects from you, man. :ugeek:

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TriStates wrote::( I don't like change...

It's coarse and dry and gets everywhere. :p

But I do get what you mean.
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Postby Isle of Lithonia » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:15 am

Good morning peoples of TKaG!

I'm going to be working pretty much all day, so I won't get a post in until much later. And hopefully I'm still awake when I get back, 'cause I stayed up late last night having the best conversation with a very dear friend of mine, and I had a hard time forcing myself to actually fall asleep after it (conversations like these keep my mind racing all night, albeit in a good way). So, I'm running on maybe two hours of sleep right now. :P

This is what happens when I have a wonderfully open conversation with someone I like. :)

Of course, you all then must wait for my body to recuperate before I can get back into RPing well. :P
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Postby Charmera » Fri Jun 12, 2015 8:34 am

Isle of Lithonia wrote:Good morning peoples of TKaG!

I'm going to be working pretty much all day, so I won't get a post in until much later. And hopefully I'm still awake when I get back, 'cause I stayed up late last night having the best conversation with a very dear friend of mine, and I had a hard time forcing myself to actually fall asleep after it (conversations like these keep my mind racing all night, albeit in a good way). So, I'm running on maybe two hours of sleep right now. :P

This is what happens when I have a wonderfully open conversation with someone I like. :)

Of course, you all then must wait for my body to recuperate before I can get back into RPing well. :P

I'll probably be able to get a post up after you do...
Sounds like it was nice. What was the discussion about? :)

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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:02 am

Isle of Lithonia wrote:Good morning peoples of TKaG!

I'm going to be working pretty much all day, so I won't get a post in until much later. And hopefully I'm still awake when I get back, 'cause I stayed up late last night having the best conversation with a very dear friend of mine, and I had a hard time forcing myself to actually fall asleep after it (conversations like these keep my mind racing all night, albeit in a good way). So, I'm running on maybe two hours of sleep right now. :P

This is what happens when I have a wonderfully open conversation with someone I like. :)

Of course, you all then must wait for my body to recuperate before I can get back into RPing well. :P


Well, most of these people followed you through the previous incarnation's death, I'm sure they can wait until you recover. I know I can. -nods-
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Postby Mirakai » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:02 am

Isle of Lithonia wrote:Good morning peoples of TKaG!

I'm going to be working pretty much all day, so I won't get a post in until much later. And hopefully I'm still awake when I get back, 'cause I stayed up late last night having the best conversation with a very dear friend of mine, and I had a hard time forcing myself to actually fall asleep after it (conversations like these keep my mind racing all night, albeit in a good way). So, I'm running on maybe two hours of sleep right now. :P

This is what happens when I have a wonderfully open conversation with someone I like. :)

Of course, you all then must wait for my body to recuperate before I can get back into RPing well. :P

K.
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Postby Imperial--japan » Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:21 am

Mirakai wrote:
Isle of Lithonia wrote:Good morning peoples of TKaG!

I'm going to be working pretty much all day, so I won't get a post in until much later. And hopefully I'm still awake when I get back, 'cause I stayed up late last night having the best conversation with a very dear friend of mine, and I had a hard time forcing myself to actually fall asleep after it (conversations like these keep my mind racing all night, albeit in a good way). So, I'm running on maybe two hours of sleep right now. :P

This is what happens when I have a wonderfully open conversation with someone I like. :)

Of course, you all then must wait for my body to recuperate before I can get back into RPing well. :P

K.

That kind of response is one of the most annoying responses I come across.
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Postby Mirakai » Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:54 am

Imperial--japan wrote:
Mirakai wrote:K.

That kind of response is one of the most annoying responses I come across.

K.
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Postby Nekronia » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:02 pm

Mirakai wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:That kind of response is one of the most annoying responses I come across.
K.

I laughed much harder than I should have at this.
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Postby Imperial--japan » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:07 pm

Mirakai wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:That kind of response is one of the most annoying responses I come across.

K.

Disgusting little shit.
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Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.

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Postby TriStates » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:13 pm

Imperial--japan wrote:
Mirakai wrote:K.

Disgusting little shit.

Image

Also, feel free to post before my IJ, if you've been waiting. I'll have no time to post today, only to check in on threads.
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Drink Vytautas, give a NEGATIVE FUCK!
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TriStates wrote::( I don't like change...

It's coarse and dry and gets everywhere. :p

But I do get what you mean.
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Postby Imperial--japan » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:19 pm

TriStates wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:Disgusting little shit.

Image

Also, feel free to post before my IJ, if you've been waiting. I'll have no time to post today, only to check in on threads.

Well I'm leaving for Tennessee tomorrow, so I'll be indisposed of for a week. I'll message lith and let him control gretel.
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Fenexia and holochrome wrote:I want /pol/ to stay in /pol/.


/pol/ shitposted someone into the presidency, it's too late for you.

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Postby The Floating Island of the Sleeping God » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:01 pm

Imperial--japan wrote:
TriStates wrote:Image

Also, feel free to post before my IJ, if you've been waiting. I'll have no time to post today, only to check in on threads.

Well I'm leaving for Tennessee tomorrow, so I'll be indisposed of for a week. I'll message lith and let him control gretel.

Yo IJ, are you going to Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see :p .
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Postby Rob Halfordia » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:03 pm

The Floating Island of the Sleeping God wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:Well I'm leaving for Tennessee tomorrow, so I'll be indisposed of for a week. I'll message lith and let him control gretel.

Yo IJ, are you going to Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see :p .

You are scum.
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Postby Nekronia » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:05 pm

The Floating Island of the Sleeping God wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:Well I'm leaving for Tennessee tomorrow, so I'll be indisposed of for a week. I'll message lith and let him control gretel.
Yo IJ, are you going to Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see :p .

10/10 response
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Postby Wine-loving Chimps » Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:16 am

Rob Halfordia wrote:
The Floating Island of the Sleeping God wrote:Yo IJ, are you going to Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see :p .

You are scum.


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Postby The Floating Island of the Sleeping God » Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:48 am

Rob Halfordia wrote:
The Floating Island of the Sleeping God wrote:Yo IJ, are you going to Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see :p .

You are scum.

That's fair.
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Postby Imperial--japan » Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:57 am

The Floating Island of the Sleeping God wrote:
Imperial--japan wrote:Well I'm leaving for Tennessee tomorrow, so I'll be indisposed of for a week. I'll message lith and let him control gretel.

Yo IJ, are you going to Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see :p .

11/10. That comment earned my approval. I'll search for my seal of approval when I get the chance.
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Postby Isle of Lithonia » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:40 am

Alright, I have found my inspiration to get offa my arse and post. Hopefully ya'll haven't left in my inactivity. :(
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:46 am

Isle of Lithonia wrote:Alright, I have found my inspiration to get offa my arse and post. Hopefully ya'll haven't left in my inactivity. :(


I'm still here. Bidding my time. Waiting for that post (and Charm's next part of our fight but that's beside the point).
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Postby Isle of Lithonia » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:50 am

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Isle of Lithonia wrote:Alright, I have found my inspiration to get offa my arse and post. Hopefully ya'll haven't left in my inactivity. :(


I'm still here. Bidding my time. Waiting for that post (and Charm's next part of our fight but that's beside the point).

Thanks Zark!

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Postby Saleon » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:21 am

I am here.


can I get hugs, too?
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Postby Isle of Lithonia » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:43 am

Saleon wrote:I am here.


can I get hugs, too?

Image


:P
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