Tiltjuice wrote:Anowa wrote:
Murphy sighed, "The problem is that if they lose said weapon on the field and someone isn't notified, than the problem ends up snowballing until we don't have any guns anymore, and if that happens it tends to be bad. I spent the entire morning figuring out who took what, filling out a requisition sheet to get the ammo we need, as well as replacements for the equipment Lance Corporal Yurivich damaged, and when I finally finish and put up the sign out sheet, the sheet people fill out when they take something from the armory, more soldiers pour in and take more equipment and ammo from the armory and don't sign it out, which leads to me almost having an aneurism and the conversation we're having now, Sir."
Pier turned back to his computer and began typing casually. With a gesture of finality, he hit the Print icon and the device in the corner of his office whirred to life. Multiple copies of a document spat out.
GENERAL NOTICE
Under battlefield conditions, ATHENA troopers are expected to keep their weapons and equipment in general good condition. If this is not possible, please report immediately to the quartermaster or his designated assistant so replacements can be ordered. Use of personal weapons is not recommended due to the need to standardize ammunition supply and the fact that we are not responsible for replacements.
Additionally, please remember to sign out any equipment from the armory before leaving. Failure to do so will result in administrative action.
PIER L
CMDR - ATHENA
"Please have the base staff post these in the common areas, the armory, and the dormitories," the Commander instructed. "Was there anything else?"
Murphy snapped a lazy salute, "No sir that was all I needed." I turned and walked out of the office and back towards the armory only to find a case of empty casings for 40mm grenades... I felt warm then I blacked out.
Cpl. Wolfram Herrman
I noticed the Quarter master had just collapsed after turning red, I'm talking tomato red, it was odd, walking over to him I checked his pulse to make sure he didn't have a heart attack and then, picked him up into a fireman's carry, walking through the halls I passed a red faced woman wearing a rather... transparent tank top, I pondered thought to myself, 'the base is off it's rocker today, huh? I arrived in the mad bay and dropped the large man into one of the beds, turning to the CMO ,who was staring at me with a single eyebrow raised, I spoke, "he passed out after turning alarmingly red." I then left the bay and continued back towards the armory... only to find it locked. I turned and went outside to start jogging, midway through the jog I began thinking of how fucked humanity is.