389th Orbital Police Corps [OOC] Still Accepting Apps

by **Jeremy Beaver** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:58 pm

Icrum wrote:
Jeremy Beaver wrote:App drugs?

Trouble getting your Van Fix?

YES!

Also:

NPC Police Casualties:

PC Police Casualties:

Because we are the Best of the best.

Orbital Police.

by **The United Remnants of America** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:01 pm

Super Troopers: Starship Edition: Journey into District 9: Part 2

by **Jeremy Beaver** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:02 pm

The United Remnants of America wrote:Super Troopers: Starship Edition: Journey into District 9: Part 2

Now with extra Non playable character deaths!

by **Icrum** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:03 pm

The United Remnants of America wrote:Super Troopers: Starship Edition: Journey into District 9: Part 2

Directed by:
Micheal Bay

Starring:
Chuck Norris
Arnold S.
Sylvester Stallone
And every other Action Movie person.

Music by:
Some underpaid kid in China

by **Penguinia-Tempor** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:03 pm

Icrum wrote:
Jeremy Beaver wrote:App drugs?

Trouble getting your Van Fix?

YES!

Also:

NPC Police Casualties:

PC Police Casualties:

That's a lot of dead people.

by **Icrum** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:04 pm

Penguinia-Tempor wrote:
Icrum wrote:-snips-

That's a lot of dead people.

Yep. It's the fate of a NPC/Redshirt.

by **The United Remnants of America** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:06 pm

Icrum wrote:
The United Remnants of America wrote:Super Troopers: Starship Edition: Journey into District 9: Part 2

Directed by:
Micheal Bay

Starring:
Chuck Norris
Arnold S.
Sylvester Stallone
And every other Action Movie person.

Music by:
Some underpaid kid in China

Did I say Expendables 6 1/2?

Please.

Directed by: Jay Chandrasekhar

Starring:
Jay Chandrasekhar
Kevin Heffernan
Steve Lemme
Paul Soter
Erik Stolhanske

Music by: Willy Nelson

by **Icrum** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:10 pm

The United Remnants of America wrote:
Icrum wrote:Directed by:
Micheal Bay

Starring:
Chuck Norris
Arnold S.
Sylvester Stallone
And every other Action Movie person.

Music by:
Some underpaid kid in China

Did I say Expendables 6 1/2?

Please.

Directed by: Jay Chandrasekhar

Starring:
Jay Chandrasekhar
Kevin Heffernan
Steve Lemme
Paul Soter
Erik Stolhanske

Music by: Willy Nelson

But it's supposed to be cheesy action movie......

Icrum wrote:Directed by:
Micheal Bay

Starring:
Chuck Norris
Arnold S.
Sylvester Stallone
And every other Action Movie person.

Music by:
Some underpaid kid in China

by **The United Remnants of America** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:11 pm

Icrum wrote:
The United Remnants of America wrote:Did I say Expendables 6 1/2?

Please.

Directed by: Jay Chandrasekhar

Starring:
Jay Chandrasekhar
Kevin Heffernan
Steve Lemme
Paul Soter
Erik Stolhanske

Music by: Willy Nelson

But it's supposed to be cheesy action movie......
Icrum wrote:Directed by:
Micheal Bay

Starring:
Chuck Norris
Arnold S.
Sylvester Stallone
And every other Action Movie person.

Music by:
Some underpaid kid in China

Never seen any Broken Lizard movies, huh?

by **Exantos** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:12 pm

See it makes more sense that we're orbital police. That means that we the scouts would be the first on the ground and secure the area for the mechas and the other police to get on the ground. So we're the first in danger and the last ones out.

by **The United Remnants of America** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:14 pm

Exantos wrote:See it makes more sense that we're orbital police. That means that we the scouts would be the first on the ground and secure the area for the mechas and the other police to get on the ground. So we're the first in danger and the last ones out.

Or, maybe you place a beacon that everyone else can drop on?

by **Nekronia** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:15 pm

Wait, if we're the ORBITAL police... and we drop down...

...

How do we get back up? Do we wait at the airport with duffelbags full of restrained murderers and drugs at the airport so we can fly back to the space elevator? Do we have private helicopters to fly to the space elevator? Do the mecha throw us all back into orbit? Do we have ultra-expensive spaceplanes visit after every mission?

by **The United Remnants of America** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:16 pm

Nekronia wrote:Wait, if we're the ORBITAL police... and we drop down...

...

How do we get back up? Do we wait at the airport with duffelbags full of restrained murderers and drugs at the airport so we can fly back to the space elevator? Do we have private helicopters to fly to the space elevator? Do the mecha throw us all back into orbit? Do we have ultra-expensive spaceplanes visit after every mission?

Naw, we have jetpack and just fly back up.

by **Exantos** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:17 pm

I like the reference URA. Didn't know you played PS2.

by **Jeremy Beaver** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:18 pm

Nekronia wrote:Wait, if we're the ORBITAL police... and we drop down...

...

How do we get back up? Do we wait at the airport with duffelbags full of restrained murderers and drugs at the airport so we can fly back to the space elevator? Do we have private helicopters to fly to the space elevator? Do the mecha throw us all back into orbit? Do we have ultra-expensive spaceplanes visit after every mission?

I would think space planes since i believe we are funded by governments for solving problems there police force cant handle.

Or am i wrong?

by **Exantos** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:27 pm

I mean honestly for the scouts it's actually a good idea. I was just trying to find a TF2 reference which no one had done yet and I didn't want to be an insane pyrotechnic. Think about it though. If we have two scouts and then if we have a VIP escort mission they make sure the VIP is ok while everyone else makes sure the area is secure. Then for the elimination missions they could secure the landing zone and then the squad comes in and moves in. They move on the flanks after everyone's down and take down slight troublesome enemy troops like snipers etc... Then when the missions done they secure the rearguard and make sure everyone else gets out before they leave. Like I said, "First ones in, and the last ones out."

by **Exantos** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:27 pm

Jeremy Beaver wrote:
Nekronia wrote:Wait, if we're the ORBITAL police... and we drop down...

...

How do we get back up? Do we wait at the airport with duffelbags full of restrained murderers and drugs at the airport so we can fly back to the space elevator? Do we have private helicopters to fly to the space elevator? Do the mecha throw us all back into orbit? Do we have ultra-expensive spaceplanes visit after every mission?

I would think space planes since i believe we are funded by governments for solving problems there police force cant handle.

Or am i wrong?

I think we're the only police force for our government. So yeah we would be funded by them.

by **The United Remnants of America** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:29 pm

Exantos wrote:I mean honestly for the scouts it's actually a good idea. I was just trying to find a TF2 reference which no one had done yet and I didn't want to be an insane pyrotechnic. Think about it though. If we have two scouts and then if we have a VIP escort mission they make sure the VIP is ok while everyone else makes sure the area is secure. Then for the elimination missions they could secure the landing zone and then the squad comes in and moves in. They move on the flanks after everyone's down and take down slight troublesome enemy troops like snipers etc... Then when the missions done they secure the rearguard and make sure everyone else gets out before they leave. Like I said, "First ones in, and the last ones out."

Ex, you're at an 11. Take it down t a 6. We understand.

by **Penguinia-Tempor** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:31 pm

Exantos wrote:I like the reference URA. Didn't know you played PS2.

Me too...Light Assaults are awesome.

by **Exantos** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:33 pm

Sorry got really excited. I actually did a little jig. Maybe it's the music I'm listening to. However I'm pretty sure that listening to Handel wouldn't make me do that. I've been waiting for something like this for a long time where I'm finally not sending my countries own people into danger. I'm only making a random character into danger. Ooh so excited

Penguinia-Tempor wrote:
Exantos wrote:I like the reference URA. Didn't know you played PS2.

Me too...Light Assaults are awesome.

yyyyoooooouuuuuu. rrrr. full maxed heavy assault, Combat medic, and Max suit. I eat light assaults like you for breakfast. omnomnomnomnom.

by **Nature-Spirits** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:39 pm

... Maybe I should be the really small person with the BFGs*. That way I can just point my gun at the shady warehouse with all the bad guys in it and make it go kaboom.

Or I can operate the Orbital Laser^TM. Death from above.

*Not Roald Dahl's giant, the trope.

by **Penguinia-Tempor** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:40 pm

Exantos wrote:Sorry got really excited. I actually did a little jig. Maybe it's the music I'm listening to. However I'm pretty sure that listening to Handel wouldn't make me do that. I've been waiting for something like this for a long time where I'm finally not sending my countries own people into danger. I'm only making a random character into danger. Ooh so excited

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Penguinia-Tempor wrote:Me too...Light Assaults are awesome.

yyyyoooooouuuuuu. rrrr. full maxed heavy assault, Combat medic, and Max suit. I eat light assaults like you for breakfast. omnomnomnomnom.

Unless I land behind you when you're a medic...and C4 instakills MAXs. As for heavy assaults...

by **Penguinia-Tempor** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:42 pm

Nature-Spirits wrote:... Maybe I should be the really small person with the BFGs*. That way I can just point my gun at the shady warehouse with all the bad guys in it and make it go kaboom.

Or I can operate the Orbital Laser^TM. Death from above.

*Not Roald Dahl's giant, the trope.

Nat! I haven't seen you in a while.
Also, does the Orbital Space Corps (OSC, I guess?) even have orbital lasers? If they did, why would they even need anything else?

by **Exantos** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:51 pm

Penguinia-Tempor wrote:
Exantos wrote:Sorry got really excited. I actually did a little jig. Maybe it's the music I'm listening to. However I'm pretty sure that listening to Handel wouldn't make me do that. I've been waiting for something like this for a long time where I'm finally not sending my countries own people into danger. I'm only making a random character into danger. Ooh so excited

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yyyyoooooouuuuuu. rrrr. full maxed heavy assault, Combat medic, and Max suit. I eat light assaults like you for breakfast. omnomnomnomnom.

Unless I land behind you when you're a medic...and C4 instakills MAXs. As for heavy assaults...

Touche sir. Well played :clap:

by **Penguinia-Tempor** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:54 pm

Exantos wrote:
Penguinia-Tempor wrote:Unless I land behind you when you're a medic...and C4 instakills MAXs. As for heavy assaults...

Touche sir. Well played

Meh. My accuracy is only 17% or something. Too much carbine sniping attempts, I suppose.
But thanks.

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