[P2TM Chat] The Restaurant at the End of the Multiverse II

[The Grey Wolf]

There needs to be a wiki between RationalWiki and Conservapedia on the political spectrum. An actually neutral wiki that isn't Wikipedia, as Wikipedia is just lacking in snark.

I was under the assumption Conservatapedia was simply filled with trolls with no life, while RationalWiki was filled with honest-to-God smug assholes. Not really a fair comparison.

[Agritum]

There needs to be a wiki between RationalWiki and Conservapedia on the political spectrum. An actually neutral wiki that isn't Wikipedia, as Wikipedia is just lacking in snark.

I was under the assumption Conservatapedia was simply filled with trolls with no life, while RationalWiki was filled with honest-to-God smug assholes. Not really a fair comparison.

Well, liberal smug assholes.

[Rupudska]

There needs to be a wiki between RationalWiki and Conservapedia on the political spectrum. An actually neutral wiki that isn't Wikipedia, as Wikipedia is just lacking in snark.

I was under the assumption Conservatapedia was simply filled with trolls with no life, while RationalWiki was filled with honest-to-God smug assholes. Not really a fair comparison.

Both can be right about things... on occasion...

RationalWiki's article on Scientology for example.

[The Grey Wolf]

"Wolfenstein The Old Blood A.K.A. 1001 Ways To Kill A Nazi" is being great for me.

Half an hour in the game and you've already got a Sniper Shotgun (yes, Sniper Shotgun), an high explosive flare gun that instagibs nazis, and a rusty pipe to beat Krauts with.

On one hand, sniper shotgun sounds ridiculous, on the other hand, snipers and shotguns are my favorite guns, so I'm split.

I was under the assumption Conservatapedia was simply filled with trolls with no life, while RationalWiki was filled with honest-to-God smug assholes. Not really a fair comparison.

Well, liberal smug assholes.

Right, because if I said "smug liberal assholes," I wouldn't be eaten alive by some posters here.

[Rupudska]

"Wolfenstein The Old Blood A.K.A. 1001 Ways To Kill A Nazi" is being great for me.

Half an hour in the game and you've already got a Sniper Shotgun (yes, Sniper Shotgun), an high explosive flare gun that instagibs nazis, and a rusty pipe to beat Krauts with.

On one hand, sniper shotgun sounds ridiculous, on the other hand, snipers and shotguns are my favorite guns, so I'm split.

Just imagine all the BoS power armors you could crack open like watermelons with such a gun.

Well, liberal smug assholes.

Right, because if I said "smug liberal assholes," I wouldn't be eaten alive by some posters here.

That would only happen on NSG.

You're safe here.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

On one hand, sniper shotgun sounds ridiculous, on the other hand, snipers and shotguns are my favorite guns, so I'm split.

Just imagine all the BoS power armors you could crack open like watermelons with such a gun.

Right, because if I said "smug liberal assholes," I wouldn't be eaten alive by some posters here.

That would only happen on NSG.

You're safe here.

Except if he'd say /all/ liberals are smug assholes.

[The Grey Wolf]

Just imagine all the BoS power armors you could crack open like watermelons with such a gun.

That would only happen on NSG.

You're safe here.

Except if he'd say /all/ liberals are smug assholes.

Wait, they aren't?

Joking.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Except if he'd say /all/ liberals are smug assholes.

Wait, they aren't?

Joking.

Everyone is a smug asshole.

Especially the Mormon.

[The Grey Wolf]

Wait, they aren't?

Joking.

Everyone is a smug asshole.

Especially the Mormon.

I can think of worse.

*eyes Khan*

[Lavan Tiri]

Everyone is a smug asshole.

Especially the Mormon.

I can think of worse.

*eyes Khan*

Khan is just Khan; no labels necessary there.

[Kassaran]

I can think of worse.

*eyes Khan*

Khan is just Khan; no labels necessary there.

*raises hand*

I wish to also join the smug asshole clan.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Khan is just Khan; no labels necessary there.

*raises hand*

I wish to also join the smug asshole clan.

Pompous dick need not apply.

[Constaniana]

"Wolfenstein The Old Blood A.K.A. 1001 Ways To Kill A Nazi" is being great for me.

Half an hour in the game and you've already got a Sniper Shotgun (yes, Sniper Shotgun), an high explosive flare gun that instagibs nazis, and a rusty pipe to beat Krauts with.

A Sniper Shotgun just sounds like one of those ideas that is extremely impractical and stupid in real life, but in a vidya would be amazing.

I could see it being a futuristic weapon, somehow. The bullet would be like a multi-stage rocket; it gets shot out like a sniper bullet, and when it gets close enough to the target a wee computer in the casing makes the shell part ignite.

Wait, they aren't?

Joking.

Everyone is a smug asshole.

Especially the Mormon.

Love you top champ.

[G-Tech Corporation]

A Sniper Shotgun just sounds like one of those ideas that is extremely impractical and stupid in real life, but in a vidya would be amazing.

I could see it being a futuristic weapon, somehow. The bullet would be like a multi-stage rocket; it gets shot out like a sniper bullet, and when it gets close enough to the target a wee computer in the casing makes the shell part ignite.

Smartbullets are already a thing.

[Zeinbrad]

A Sniper Shotgun just sounds like one of those ideas that is extremely impractical and stupid in real life, but in a vidya would be amazing.

I could see it being a futuristic weapon, somehow. The bullet would be like a multi-stage rocket; it gets shot out like a sniper bullet, and when it gets close enough to the target a wee computer in the casing makes the shell part ignite.

What if you want to only hit one guy?

[Kassaran]

*raises hand*

I wish to also join the smug asshole clan.

Pompous dick need not apply.

Oh wait...

[G-Tech Corporation]

I could see it being a futuristic weapon, somehow. The bullet would be like a multi-stage rocket; it gets shot out like a sniper bullet, and when it gets close enough to the target a wee computer in the casing makes the shell part ignite.

What if you want to only hit one guy?

A more accurate description would be a "enhanced effective range" shotgun. You won't be sniping. But you will hit out to 500 meters.

[Constaniana]

I could see it being a futuristic weapon, somehow. The bullet would be like a multi-stage rocket; it gets shot out like a sniper bullet, and when it gets close enough to the target a wee computer in the casing makes the shell part ignite.

Smartbullets are already a thing.

Then they should bloody well pay me royalties for them.

I could see it being a futuristic weapon, somehow. The bullet would be like a multi-stage rocket; it gets shot out like a sniper bullet, and when it gets close enough to the target a wee computer in the casing makes the shell part ignite.

What if you want to only hit one guy?

Then use a vanilla sniper rifle.

[Zeinbrad]

So apparently Reactionary Germans were furious at All Quiet on the Western Front for being 'cowardly' and 'treasonous' in it's look at the German army through war veterans liked it.

I feel this happens so much.

[Agritum]

So apparently Reactionary Germans were furious at All Quiet on the Western Front for being 'cowardly' and 'treasonous' in it's look at the German army through war veterans liked it.

I feel this happens so much.

Because chickenhawks, having never fought, have a distorted view of war.

[Alleniana]

"We don't have bears in Australia. We have wombats. It's like a mini bear, maybe 40cm high (just over 1 foot). It won't kill you, but they have been known to run you down, use their incredible weight to tackle a person, bite through their Achilles tendon, and leave you for dead"-Cracked commentator.

Damn, that is both funny and scary.

They are very much like minibears. Except with a somewhat more reclusive but vengeful personality.

"We don't have bears in Australia. We have wombats. It's like a mini bear, maybe 40cm high (just over 1 foot). It won't kill you, but they have been known to run you down, use their incredible weight to tackle a person, bite through their Achilles tendon, and leave you for dead"-Cracked commentator.

Damn, that is both funny and scary.

You've obviously never heard of the drop bear.

*chuckles approvingly*

I made a thing for dead characters, if anyone's interested.

I would but I can't.

Wii U ayyy lamfao.

lamo

Remember the Ayylmao?
*shrug*

>Is late at night, my shift at register is coming to a close.
>Woman walks into register line, I greet her with typical friendly cashier greeting.
>'Hi there ma'am, how's your day?'
>She turns and looks off vacantly and says something that sounds like,' I married my Husband yesterday.'
>I loudly proclaim congratulations before realizing she didn't say 'married', she said 'buried'.
>Awkward silence hangs as not only her and I, but also the two people in line look at me like I'm deranged, my look of confusion and growing horror only adds to it.
>Lower hands that had been raised in congratulations
>"You didn't say 'married', did you?" I ask.
>She shakes head in the negative.
>I proceed to apologize profusely to her throughout the next thirty seconds as I try to get her out the door as quickly as possible.

So yeah, that happened last night. Didn't write about it though because was too busy lazy.

Oh, gee.

One great distinction I do know is that guys use insults as friendly banter quite often while women rarely - if ever - do.

-Snickers profusely-

^
I recall the other day my science teacher telling me that girls didn't have that "do-stupid-thing-for-funnies" sort of humour boys have. Not sure if I agree, but this seems about it.

Fuck that light green colour, it hurts my eyes.

I can't see it now

(Image)

The first issue of the P2TM Times is out!

6'3" ye dwarves.

I speak real measurements.

You mean godless, soulless measurements crafted by French rabble.

One metre and seventy centimetres.
alternately, 5'7" in your silly measurements

I can't hear you over the Industrial Revolution, 1/3 of the globe and 1/4 of mankind.

Hmm, I'd think my own empire would be bigger... I guess I now have standards to set though to make such things happen once the world falls to pieces and reverts to an agrarian society...

Nation RPing intensifies?

I'm only 5'7 and I feel incredibly short, even though it's only slightly below average male height for North America.

It IS average male height for Australia, I think.

http://i.imgur.com/YHr0yH3.jpg

This is genius.

Meanwhile,
" " - Beethoven's 9th Symphony

If you think of it, England's prospective MPs are:

Cameronurgh,

Nigel Farage,

Ed Miliband.


Maybe absolute monarchism wasn't that bad.

But Elizabeth II?

At the very least, let's find a better despot.

Colonial Reclamation, commence.

Agar.io is one of those rare games on the internet that has the perfect balance of being fun, intoxicating, and infuriating.

Though it's not as infuriating as Flappy Bird, nor is it as addictive as That-Cookie-Game-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named.

Oh my.

I don't know what any of this means.

I think it must be German.

Looks like a dialect of Gibberish to me.

I am currently in Nirvana.

If Nirvana was the infant ward at the hospital, with my day old baby brother Will.

Misread as Nerva.
"Well that's nice, enjoy your time in Rus-oh, Nirvana."

Pics or it didn't happen.

;_;

*raises hand*

I wish to also join the smug asshole clan.

Pompous dick need not apply.

smug asshole + pompous dick = condescending buttsex

In the reign of Augustus, Livy wrote an entire history of Rome solely for the point of making the point that modern culture was shit, morals had declined severely, and that stuff was so much better in the "good ol' days".

Myth: The views of conservatives are a constant.
Status: CONFIRMED

Looking at the historical left v right social debate is always interesting. And terribly confusing.

How so, Wolfie? Ancient peoples regularly made fertility statues that represented the type of woman they wanted to bone, dildos existed in Sumerian times, there were shrines, cults and whole holidays about fucking and debauchery in Roman times, and condoms are pretty ancient.


Humans just like to bone.

Never meant to suggest otherwise, simply stated that modern people are utterly obsessed with sex and violence, whilst lacking the transcendent character of many ancient civilizations. Although I want to point out that just because a culture is ancient, doesn't mean I necessarily consider it on a higher level than the modern world (let's just say I've been influenced by Bachofen recently).

Where did the term "bone" even come from, by the way? The penis is composed solely of flesh, so...

something something baculum

Fucking wat

Imagine waking up after taking a bump on your head to find out your mind is screwed. The hospital room looked like a mirror world straight out of Silent Hill, and everyone you see look like eldritch abominations. The strange pink blob who turned out to be your doctor explains that you're now incapable of seeing normal things as they should be. And then, for some reason, a young loli with green hair and a white dress appears, amidst the sight of twisted horror around you...

Welcome to Saya No Uta.

I'd probably just wear a blindfold forever.

10:1 Daesh's pants-on-head chucklefuckers try to bomb it. Or whoever is running around in the Sinai.

"Pants-On-Head Chucklefuckers" is their new name.

POHC for short.

Agreed.

Holy fuck, Egypt.

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from ... e-32595767

The thing is that in some number of years onwards, something will probably be discovered that proves that the lighthouse didn't actually look like that, and Egypt will have a giant glowing dildo that is supposed to be historical but is actually now just a giant glowing dildo.

Pompous dick need not apply.

Oh wait...

This is a bit much.

[Nude East Ireland]

One of the main reasons that I like Daredevil is because it deals with the aftermath of superheroes existing.

Which I think is very interesting.

[Kassaran]

One of the main reasons that I like Daredevil is because it deals with the aftermath of superheroes existing.

Which I think is very interesting.

I see the Mr. Holmes hype is spreading... yes, YES, SPREAD MY CHILD!

[The Grey Wolf]

Finally...

[Rupudska]

Finally...

I expected you to sound younger, but the accent is exactly what I expected.