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August 20, 2014
St. Michael’s University of the Heavenly Crusade
Berrington, New York
GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG!
The gorgeous Victorian church bells of St. Michael’s Cathedral rang loudly over the whole of the university campus. With their ringing came the ignition of the fall semester of 2014. It was no later than 8:00 AM, and the campus of SMU was already full of life. The light of the sun illuminated the beautiful Berrington Valley. Nature was truly everywhere. It was a stunning sight which marked the school as one of the most physically attractive colleges in the country.
Outside, many students gathered in the courtyards of the Central District. Some strummed on guitars and sang musical lyrics of peace, love, liberalism, and faith as breakfast was served to the residents of the dormitories. A variety of nuns, all members of the Sisters of Holy Conservatism, patrolled the campus grounds in search of any slight rule infringement they would find. These women, the majority of them between the ages of 40 and 70, stayed true to their vows of conservative customs. They each wore full habits – a practice which had nearly grown obsolete during the early 1990’s. The Sisters were a stern and rule-abiding organization. They were the notorious peacekeepers and guardians of St. Michael’s University. The nuns on campus were feared for their merciless punishments. It was better to follow the rules than risk being caught breaking them.
The LeRoy Football Field, resting upon the southernmost border of the Northwest District, hosted the Angels’ first football practice. On the track which outlined the field was the entire cheerleading team. Stereotypically beautiful and buxom, the young women spouted cries of team spirit while sporting rather…suggestive uniforms that completely disregarded the strict and traditionalist dress code of the administration.
“St. Michael! St. Michael! Strike them with your blade! Cast them into shame! Go Angels! Go Angels!”
Male students often gathered on the outskirts of the field to gaze upon and admire the striking cheerleaders, and this morning was no exception. Before long, however, several nuns shooed the mesmerized spectators away.
Discussions were everywhere. Student cliques divided themselves into small groups across the Districts – nerds, jocks, hipsters, “gangsters”, musicians, theatrical comics, veterans, writers, foreigners, and every other faction one could possibly imagine. It was something out of a movie. This was university life in its purest form.
The first lecture was about to begin. The class, Study of Spiritual and Scientific Natures, was required to be taken by every SMU student (regardless of their majors). The course was taught by locally renowned Dr. Leonardo Vieri – an Italian professor from Rome whom was venerated for his intellect and ability to relate to his pupils. The morning class was to be held in Lecture Hall 8C, on the third floor of St. Mary Hall in the Southwest District.
Four freshmen, Elizabeth Constantine, Robert Helms, Rory Callahan, and Sydney Lawrence, were amongst the 180 students that were scheduled to attend.