by Moguchiy » Sun Sep 14, 2014 9:09 am
Hurdegaryp wrote:Pandeeria wrote:It's perplexing, but mostly pissing me off that he posts in such a format.
For one of those mythical creatures that dwell under bridges and who we are not supposed to call by their true name, dukey over there is one of the more formal ones. It's all a poorly executed joke, of course. But, this being NationStates General, it's not as if we have anything better to do than to collectively jump on this thread and start humping it like a mangy dog with poor impulse control.
by Paketo » Sun Sep 14, 2014 12:58 pm
by Saarth » Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:39 pm
by Das Kaiserreich der Cruor » Sun Sep 14, 2014 3:36 pm
by Soviet Chernarus » Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:16 pm
by Greater Kashmir » Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:24 pm
by Karthalia » Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:19 am
by Alleniana » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:26 am
by Max Worshippers » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:30 pm
Official Communication of the German Empire
To: Emperor Franz of House Habsburg
Dearest Friend,
I am deeply saddened to hear of the death of your grandson. He was a great man, and he deserves a hero's funeral. I am going to postpone my Baltic Cruise, so that I may provide support for Austria in this conflict. Please send a message back quickly informing me where Franz II's Funeral will be, I need to pay my respects, and properly mourn. However, we as heads of states, must address the political consequences of this assassination. There is no doubt in my mind that this was the Work of a Serb, possibly even supported by the Kingdom. I would like to reaffirm our support for you in our alliance, and implore you to take any steps necessary to exact revenge for your fallen Archduke.
Sincerely, Kaiser Wilhelm of House Hohenzollern
by Soviet Chernarus » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:41 pm
by Max Worshippers » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:59 pm
by Soviet Chernarus » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:26 pm
by Saarth » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:48 pm
by Das Kaiserreich der Cruor » Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:07 pm
To the Belgian Government,
Dear faithful ally,
I have sent you this telegram in request that the Belgian government should follow the British in whatever military action. The death of the Austrian Archduke has set fires across Europe, and war is imminent. We both must prepare for war against either the Germans and Austrians, or the French and Russians. Our decision may change the course of the war as a whole. We ask for your full cooperation in this time of turmoil.
Sincerely,
H.H. Asquith
British Prime Minister
by Mifan » Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:10 pm
by Soviet Chernarus » Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:18 pm
by Tulkomanistan » Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:30 pm
by Greater Kashmir » Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:58 pm
Saarth wrote:Ooc: please look only if your Portugal.
To: King Pedro of Portugal
From: Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands, and Head Minister Pieter of the Netherlands
I would be honored to be an ally of yours in the upcoming storm. However I am not sure that this shall become a large war, and am cautious of permanent alliances. I do however believe it is a distinct possibility and would therefore agree to a pact between our nations agreeing to help one another if they other is invaded.
I believe this pact should last until Europe has gone 2 full years of peace without any conflict. This will surely protect us against any minor conflict that erupts from this. I would also agree to other small nations joining us, we cannot allow the great powers to bully us forever.
by Moguchiy » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:16 pm
OFFICIAL TELEGRAM TO GERMANY
The funeral will be held in Berlin. We thank you for your support against whoever organized this assassination, and hope you will support us in a war if we are forced into one. The murderer will not go unpunished. May we hope this ends with minimal bloodshed.
Hurdegaryp wrote:Pandeeria wrote:It's perplexing, but mostly pissing me off that he posts in such a format.
For one of those mythical creatures that dwell under bridges and who we are not supposed to call by their true name, dukey over there is one of the more formal ones. It's all a poorly executed joke, of course. But, this being NationStates General, it's not as if we have anything better to do than to collectively jump on this thread and start humping it like a mangy dog with poor impulse control.
by Max Worshippers » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:29 pm
Official Communication of the German Empire
To: Emperor Franz of House Habsburg
Dearest Friend, I view it as a great sign of respect that you have chosen to hold the Funeral in Berlin. All accommodations will be made for you and your family during this time of need. You are more than correct when you state that this murderer will be punished, I hope you succeed in your endeavors to find whoever it is. However, it is possible that the conspirators may be hiding in Serbia, in which case you should demand their compliance in catching the assassin of a noblemen. I would also like to personally invite you to a conference with the Enver Pasha and I in Berlin, to discuss the current crisis.
Sincerely, Kaiser Wilhelm of House Hohenzollern
by Soviet Chernarus » Mon Sep 15, 2014 5:13 pm
by New Granadeseret » Mon Sep 15, 2014 6:36 pm
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YOUR KHEDIVE
With Greatest Respect and Reguards to whom it may concern within the German Government
Peace be onto you, Friends. I do not doubt that those in the intelligence and diplomatic departments have been made aware of my presence on your soil. I am Muhammad Farîd, most loyal servant of the Khedive of Egypt and Sudan, and leader of the Nationalist Party of Egypt in-exile. As you are no doubt aware, our fealty to the Sultan-Caliph has been long undermined by the British presence on our soil: nominally to secure the peace, but in fact disrupting it and denying us many of our rights as a civilized people. In an era where such disregard for the authority of the beys and sultans of Islam by the colonial powers has been so widespread, only Germany had spoken up on our behalf, for the Sultan of Morocco, and for this I place my trust in you. Though I must be brief here, I respectfully request an audience as representative of the Khedive to discuss with you plans for a future improvements in Egyptian-German relations, and the rectification of the now-illegal occupation of the twin province of Egypt and Sudan in violation of the Sultan-Caliph's patrimony and divine writ. We trust you, in your proven nobility and wisdom, to be best able to organize such a secure meeting.
by Feichland » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:19 pm
by The Kingdom of Glitter » Mon Sep 15, 2014 7:44 pm
To: The United Kingdom
From: The Kingdom of Belgium
Along: Brussels-London Telegram line
Encryption: High
To whom it may concern,
As you know, your nation is a dear friend of my Kingdom, one of which we respect greatly. However, I am weary of Belgium's involvement in an upcoming great war. While we will of course support our allies across the Channel, the Treaty of London we signed seventy five years bounds us to a policy of neutrality when the topic of wars arises, neutrality backed by your great nation. For that reason, unless Belgium, or the United Kingdom, is directly invaded, I fear I must decline to commit my armed forces to you at this moment.
However, I do not know what the future holds for Belgium or our continent. For that reason, I will not reject your offer. Belgium shall honor her commitments to the United Kingdom should a situation that arises that would require her to do so.
May God protect our nations, and may He protect Europe.
To: The Kingdom of the Netherlands
From: The Kingdom of Belgium
Along: Amsterdam-Brussels Telegram line
Encryption: High
To whom it may concern,
As you are aware, news of the assassination of the late Austro-Hungarian Archduke has reached or corner of the continent. Since 1839, we have co-existed as friends and allies, and I hope we can continue to do so. Our two nations are put in a precarious place, stuck between the great empires of the French and the Germans. As it was seen decades ago during the Franco-Prussian War, these nations do not care about our sovereignty as nations. For that reason, I would like to propose we form a mutual defensive pact against any nation that invades the Kingdom of Belgium or the Kingdom of the Netherlands. For, we are both neutral nations, bound to neutrality bu the Treaty of London. And for that reason, should someone try and violate our neutrality, we must unite against those who wish to oppress us.
We are the Lions of the Low Countries, and united we are strong.
May God protect our nations, and may He protect Europe.
by Alleniana » Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:58 pm
To my people,
There are no words that can describe the loathing and pain with which I write this; a document that will no doubt leave an ignominious stain on not only me and my government, but our people. Yet, there is no way of avoidance.
As has been so widely publicised, the Austro-Hungarian Empire, in its malevolence, its evil, its terrible oppression of so many, including our countrymen, has declared war on the Kingdom of Serbia. And, of course, in our spirit, in the enduring principles of Serbia, we resisted. We negotiated, tried every avenue, and yet they insist on humiliating us, decrying us, depriving us of our rights and our freedom. They declared war against all that is holy, right, and good.
We have no doubt that someday, their oppressions will end; one day, their disgusting ways will fall apart, and peoples will be able to squeeze out at the seams of their already decaying society, ruled by the most corrupt man in Europe, no matter his pretensions. But that day will not come soon enough for us.
Russia, one who we thought was our protector, our saviour, our ally in times of need and partner in the Slavic way, has abandoned us to the Austro-Hungarian pack of wolves.
Though we are surely the greatest country on Earth, a country of the people of God and who strive better than any others in every imaginable way, there is no way to stop a horde of demons when one's people are so few. They are more numerous than the grains of sand, more scourging than the Devil's cat o' nine tails. This empire we face, now that we are abandoned by all we held dear, will simply overwhelm.
It is thus that I surrender both myself, in this weakness by which I have not managed to fulfil my duty to the Serbian people, as well as all of you, to the Almighty. If they invade, then they will rape, pillage, loot, plunder, and bomb; their allies even greater than even the stalwart friends we have remaining, the German Empire but one of their fellow oppressors, and such nations as Greece and Montenegro, that, as highly as they are, could simply not stand up to foreign, imperialistic might.
It is with reluctance that these dirty dogs have the gate opened for them into our country, but perhaps, if by opening the gate, they shall not tear the fence apart, it is worth it. To save lives, endless suffering and death for the people, to ensure that it is occupation rather than extermination we face, I do surrender the Kingdom of Serbia, and all its peoples and lands, to the Austro-Hungarian Empire and all who represent it, and hereby resign as King of Serbia.
May the Lord have mercy upon my soul, and may I be forgiven for such a transgression as surrendering the nation, despite what poor motives I must take up.
King Petar I Karađorđević and His Government of Serbia
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