NS Polandball: New and Improved (IC thread)

[Pandeeria]

There's Arabic Spain, and Smstratzka Iverik thought as he went outside to talk to them. "Oh, hey Somstratzka! And-" Iverik stopped as he watched Arabic Spain run off. "What was that all bugging about?" Iverik asked.

"Sume disgusting communist wanted meh daughter Palatena",said Arabic Spain as he rushed."What a scrub he is isn't he?",said Arabic Spain. He was tiring a little because he was old."You are not like him Iverik no...",said Arabic Spain?

"Well I'm a socialist if I bloody do say so my self am I, but I personally don't like Communists. They're a bit, shall we say, scary." Iverik glanced at Somatratzka "but what I got a question for is why you need his daughter?"

[Lingang]

Lingang had awoken to the blaring of his annoying alarm clock, and found that he was horribly late to his shop. "Good god! This isn't good, not in the slightest!" he exclaimed. In a rush, he quickly showered and threw on his clothes, skipping breakfast all-together. He grabbed his work assets- a box full of delicate tea cups and tea leaves- and rushed out the door. With his car in the shop, he was forced to walk to work; and had to carry his heavy box to teacups. "Stupid bloody car. I need a Maserati".

Carefully, yet hastily, walking down to the town square, he damn near dropped his box. Already aggravated, quickly he made his way to his shop, which although was a computer & weapons shop, also sold tea. But it was far past due for it's opening time. The irked Lingang was about to approach his shop, when he miraculously slipped in a puddle. He lost his "footing" and fell, hard, onto the sidewalk. His precious box of teacups fell down a few inches in front of him, and all of the precious china fell out and shattered onto the ground. "Oof", went Lingang, as he looked up and gasped in shock. His once fancy and expensive teacups were now nothing more that little bits of worthless china, scattered all over the sidewalk. Absolutely pissed and embarrassed, he just hoped none of the other Countryballs in the square would notice and laugh.

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

After a couple of hours general talking, Antarctica said goodbye to Prymis and Brisbane. He had to go home and see how his buisinesses were doing. He was quietly whistling to himself as he walked home, when suddenly he saw Arabic Spain, Iverik, Som and Hyfling talking. He wondered if he should join in, he was a capitalist state, but with lots of socialist policies. He saw them getting pretty heated with there conversation, so he decided to walk on. He didn't see the car parked in front of him as he walked straight into it, making a loud clattering noise.

[Serksis Federation]

Federation did not have to open his bar untill night, so he planned to start his day with the news he had for motherland, he had prepared a great speach, but lost it. Federation quickly made his way through the woods towards motherland's shop, when he got there he opened the door and poked Motherlands

"Hello, I am federation, and of stronk! would be liking if can into alliance?"
Federation stood there waiting for his reply while his eyes looked around the store.

[The Lendol Archipelago]

Lendol watched as East Antarctica walked into a car, he ran up to him and helped him up. Lendol didn't know whose car it is but he had a feeling he was going to find out...
"Is Antarctica into alrightness?" He asked. Lendol was worried for his friend because his mishap had made a lot of noise.

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

Lendol watched as East Antarctica walked into a car, he ran up to him and helped him up. Lendol didn't know whose car it is but he had a feeling he was going to find out...
"Is Antarctica into alrightness?" He asked. Lendol was worried for his friend because his mishap had made a lot of noise.

"I'm alright." Antarctica said to Lendol, "I just want to see how much damage I did to that car." He was worried because he did not mean to damage it, he looked back at the arguing guy, they were still fighting.

"Come on Lendol, let's see what I did to this." He searched around the ground, there was nothing there. There seemed to be nothing damaged with the car.

"Hmm," he mutter to lendol, "it doesn't seem that anything has been done, but what made that noise?"

He was just about to walk away when he looked in the window and saw lots and lots of antique teacups.

[Free Brisbane]

Brizzy was riding his motorcycle past where Eastern Antarctica his mishap, so he stopped and pulled over. "Fancy seeing you again,"he said slightly mocking,"What's happened?"
After he asked this he introduced himself to Lendol.

[The Lendol Archipelago]

Lendol watched as East Antarctica walked into a car, he ran up to him and helped him up. Lendol didn't know whose car it is but he had a feeling he was going to find out...
"Is Antarctica into alrightness?" He asked. Lendol was worried for his friend because his mishap had made a lot of noise.

"I'm alright." Antarctica said to Lendol, "I just want to see how much damage I did to that car." He was worried because he did not mean to damage it, he looked back at the arguing guy, they were still fighting.

"Come on Lendol, let's see what I did to this." He searched around the ground, there was nothing there. There seemed to be nothing damaged with the car.

"Hmm," he mutter to lendol, "it doesn't seem that anything has been done, but what made that noise?"

He was just about to walk away when he looked in the window and saw lots and lots of antique teacups.

Lendol looked around, the accident hadn't attracted any attention, he decided that they would be fine. No one knew who had done it.
"C'mon, we have to be of leavings" Lendol said to Antarctica. He dragged him around the corner and into a seafood restaurant.

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

"I'm alright." Antarctica said to Lendol, "I just want to see how much damage I did to that car." He was worried because he did not mean to damage it, he looked back at the arguing guy, they were still fighting.

"Come on Lendol, let's see what I did to this." He searched around the ground, there was nothing there. There seemed to be nothing damaged with the car.

"Hmm," he mutter to lendol, "it doesn't seem that anything has been done, but what made that noise?"

He was just about to walk away when he looked in the window and saw lots and lots of antique teacups.

Lendol looked around, the accident hadn't attracted any attention, he decided that they would be fine. No one knew who had done it.
"C'mon, we have to be of leavings" Lendol said to Antarctica. He dragged him around the corner and into a seafood restaurant.

Brizzy was riding his motorcycle past where Eastern Antarctica his mishap, so he stopped and pulled over. "Fancy seeing you again,"he said slightly mocking,"What's happened?"
After he asked this he introduced himself to Lendol.

Antarctica, after rounding the corner into the seafood restaurant (which he actually owned and was going to in the first place). He sat down told Brisbane what had happened, how he was walking home and then saw the argument, then he crashed into the car.
"Penguini," he called one of his penguin butlers, "could you please get my friends here some food? Get some of the best stuff possible."
Penguini quacked in consent and when into the kitchen to tell the order to the chefs.
"It's on the house!" said Antarctica to his friends.

[The Lendol Archipelago]

Lendol looked around, the accident hadn't attracted any attention, he decided that they would be fine. No one knew who had done it.
"C'mon, we have to be of leavings" Lendol said to Antarctica. He dragged him around the corner and into a seafood restaurant.

Brizzy was riding his motorcycle past where Eastern Antarctica his mishap, so he stopped and pulled over. "Fancy seeing you again,"he said slightly mocking,"What's happened?"
After he asked this he introduced himself to Lendol.

Antarctica, after rounding the corner into the seafood restaurant (which he actually owned and was going to in the first place). He sat down told Brisbane what had happened, how he was walking home and then saw the argument, then he crashed into the car.
"Penguini," he called one of his penguin butlers, "could you please get my friends here some food? Get some of the best stuff possible."
Penguini quacked in consent and when into the kitchen to tell the order to the chefs.
"It's on the house!" said Antarctica to his friends.

Lendol liked seafood, he had never tried it before, well except fish. He had crab, it was really nice and was cooked to perfection. He had had a fum conversation about the accident with the pair he had ran in with, Antarctica and Free Brisbane, whom he had decided to call Brizzy because everyone else does.

[Lingang]

Lingang got up, scraped from falling on the pavement. In front and all around him was his lively hood, all his money wasted. His precious teacups were now resting in pieces. "F***!!! WHY ME!!!!", he shouted loud enough to wake the dead. Tears of anger brimming in his eyes, he began the slow process of picking up all of his shattered china. There were crows sitting on a streetlight above him and, apparently attracted by the noise, began to peck at him and his shattered teacups. "Shoo, you foul pests! Get away from my tea!", Lingang shouted. But to no avail, as the birds continued to pester him.

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

Antarctica, after rounding the corner into the seafood restaurant (which he actually owned and was going to in the first place). He sat down told Brisbane what had happened, how he was walking home and then saw the argument, then he crashed into the car.
"Penguini," he called one of his penguin butlers, "could you please get my friends here some food? Get some of the best stuff possible."
Penguini quacked in consent and when into the kitchen to tell the order to the chefs.
"It's on the house!" said Antarctica to his friends.

Lendol liked seafood, he had never tried it before, well except fish. He had crab, it was really nice and was cooked to perfection. He had had a fum conversation about the accident with the pair he had ran in with, Antarctica and Free Brisbane, whom he had decided to call Brizzy because everyone else does.

"I wonder what those guys were arguing about," Antarctica said to lendol and brizzy, "I think they were probably arguing about communism/capitalism, you know the usual." He sipped on his glass of water and ate some of the lobster he had.
"What do you guys think?" He asked his company. One of his butlers came up and took lendol's plate, Antarctica gave him a large fish as a tip. (You know because Antarctica carries fish around with him)

[The Lendol Archipelago]

Lendol liked seafood, he had never tried it before, well except fish. He had crab, it was really nice and was cooked to perfection. He had had a fum conversation about the accident with the pair he had ran in with, Antarctica and Free Brisbane, whom he had decided to call Brizzy because everyone else does.

"I wonder what those guys were arguing about," Antarctica said to lendol and brizzy, "I think they were probably arguing about communism/capitalism, you know the usual." He sipped on his glass of water and ate some of the lobster he had.
"What do you guys think?" He asked his company. One of his butlers came up and took lendol's plate, Antarctica gave him a large fish as a tip. (You know because Antarctica carries fish around with him)

"Lendol is of thinking we should intervene but it is up to you two to decide" Lendol said, he was playing with a penguin. It claimed it was on break, Lendol had no reason to not believe him so he player with the penguin. Lendol had always wanted a penguin but they didn't seem to like his treehouse so he let them be.

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

Suddenly there was the sound of yelling and birds cawing, "what is that?" asked Antarctica to the others, "are those arguers making more trouble? I think we should go investigate." He got up and told Penguini to look after the restaurant and not sneak any fish. He left out the front door and turned the corner, there was lingang, screaming at crows over broken cups.
"Are you all right sir?" Asked Antarctica.

[Lingang]

Suddenly there was the sound of yelling and birds cawing, "what is that?" asked Antarctica to the others, "are those arguers making more trouble? I think we should go investigate." He got up and told Penguini to look after the restaurant and not sneak any fish. He left out the front door and turned the corner, there was lingang, screaming at crows over broken cups.
"Are you all right sir?" Asked Antarctica.

When Eastern Antarcticball came over, the birds quickly fled. Looking up coldly, Lingang replied, "I think so... But I broke all of my teacups that I was supposed to deliver to my shop here. If it's not too much to ask, could you help me pick up the pieces and dispose of them?", he asked, still brewing over the loss of his beautiful possessions. F*** my life, Lingang thought to himself.

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

Suddenly there was the sound of yelling and birds cawing, "what is that?" asked Antarctica to the others, "are those arguers making more trouble? I think we should go investigate." He got up and told Penguini to look after the restaurant and not sneak any fish. He left out the front door and turned the corner, there was lingang, screaming at crows over broken cups.
"Are you all right sir?" Asked Antarctica.

When Eastern Antarcticball came over, the birds quickly fled. Looking up coldly, Lingang replied, "I think so... But I broke all of my teacups that I was supposed to deliver to my shop here. If it's not too much to ask, could you help me pick up the pieces and dispose of them?", he asked, still brewing over the loss of his beautiful possessions. F*** my life, Lingang thought to himself.

"Sure, I'll help!" He was sounding cheerful in an attempt to try and cheer Lingang up. He stated to pick the pieces and he realised the complete loss that had befallen Lingang, these were antique china, centuries old. He tried to group the china into what they came from, a teapot here, a cup there. He then said to Lingang, "is it alright if I take some of these home and try to glue them together? I'll try my best and it's okay if you do not want me too."

[The Lendol Archipelago]

Suddenly there was the sound of yelling and birds cawing, "what is that?" asked Antarctica to the others, "are those arguers making more trouble? I think we should go investigate." He got up and told Penguini to look after the restaurant and not sneak any fish. He left out the front door and turned the corner, there was lingang, screaming at crows over broken cups.
"Are you all right sir?" Asked Antarctica.

When Eastern Antarcticball came over, the birds quickly fled. Looking up coldly, Lingang replied, "I think so... But I broke all of my teacups that I was supposed to deliver to my shop here. If it's not too much to ask, could you help me pick up the pieces and dispose of them?", he asked, still brewing over the loss of his beautiful possessions. F*** my life, Lingang thought to himself.

Lendol began to help Lingang dispose of the smashed cups.
"Why were you shouting at the crows, they never did anything to you, if they did Lendol shall be of helping you out" Lendol did not like the fact that Lingang was shouting at innocent creatures. It seemed cruel and mean but maybe there was a reason.

[Allandium]

Allandium woke up on a fresh new start. His alarm rang a few seconds after he woke up. Allandium turned to the alarm and silenced it. Allandium rolled out of bed and walked downstairs. When he was in the kitchen, he opened up a Allandium's Finest jam jar, and got some toast. After making and eating the toast, Allandium went back upstairs, got his pickelhaube and tie, and rushed outside.

[Lingang]

Getting a hold on his emotions, Lingang looked towards Eastern Antarctica, "What? Reglue my pieces?", he asked. Brows furrowed, he contemplated for a second before responding, "Oh... Sure. T-thanks... Nobody's ever been this nice to me".... Hearing Lendol's question, he responded with annoyance. "Well, for your information, these disgusting birds began pecking at me when I dropped them! What do you think of your "innocent" creatures, eh?", he inquired.

[The Lendol Archipelago]

Getting a hold on his emotions, Lingang looked towards Eastern Antarctica, "What? Reglue my pieces?", he asked. Brows furrowed, he contemplated for a second before responding, "Oh... Sure. T-thanks... Nobody's ever been this nice to me".... Hearing Lendol's question, he responded with annoyance. "Well, for your information, these disgusting birds began pecking at me when I dropped them! What do you think of your "innocent" creatures, eh?", he inquired.

"Disgusting, crows are as clean as you and Lendol. You are just angry, that is why they pecked you, they felt threatened because you were angry" corrected Lendol. He didn't like the fact that Lingang was so hostile towards animals, Lendol did not see the pair getting on.

[Soled]

Soled was still sleeping in his Bunker. The only thing he remembered was the ''Academy''.

''Boy i gottings drunk, Kraj... Wiat.... Where am of i?!?!''

He looked at where i was. A dark and spacy room with no windows. He turned on the light and recognized it at once.

''This is mi domoy... Da...''

After a few minutes, he took on his cap, ate some bread, drank some milk and went up some stairs that led to the outside.
It is already long into the day. And Soled has done nothing. Neither could he see anybody, just a small town a few hundred meters away.

''Maybe somethings of happenings... Not knowings before i kheck. I'll run to that town and see if i kan find out...''

[Allandium]

While in the middle of fixing his tie, Allandium thought to himself: How is my shop doing?. He rushed into town, pickelhaube in hand, trying to find his shop. He looked to his right. His shop was there, still perfectly fine and unlooted. Allandium walked into the shop. The shop had a 'open/close' sign like many people do. He switched it from 'closed' to 'open' and he waited for customers. Like shop owners back home, Allandium had a gun beneath his counter.

[Lingang]

Getting a hold on his emotions, Lingang looked towards Eastern Antarctica, "What? Reglue my pieces?", he asked. Brows furrowed, he contemplated for a second before responding, "Oh... Sure. T-thanks... Nobody's ever been this nice to me".... Hearing Lendol's question, he responded with annoyance. "Well, for your information, these disgusting birds began pecking at me when I dropped them! What do you think of your "innocent" creatures, eh?", he inquired.

"Disgusting, crows are as clean as you and Lendol. You are just angry, that is why they pecked you, they felt threatened because you were angry" corrected Lendol. He didn't like the fact that Lingang was so hostile towards animals, Lendol did not see the pair getting on.

Lingang was seriously getting mad. Now he was quite a large Countryball (not fat but just big), and turning away from his china and Eastern Antarctica, he loomed over Lendol, casting a shadow on him. He used his reputation of being a scary country to his advantage, and tried to intimidate Lendol into silence. "Listen here. I don't care about a bunch of bloody birds. The f***ers starter bothering me first. Now if you don't shutup, I'll soon be using you as my new teacup. Get it?" He hated to threaten Lendol in front of his friend, but he had to get the message through.

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

Getting a hold on his emotions, Lingang looked towards Eastern Antarctica, "What? Reglue my pieces?", he asked. Brows furrowed, he contemplated for a second before responding, "Oh... Sure. T-thanks... Nobody's ever been this nice to me".... Hearing Lendol's question, he responded with annoyance. "Well, for your information, these disgusting birds began pecking at me when I dropped them! What do you think of your "innocent" creatures, eh?", he inquired.

"Disgusting, crows are as clean as you and Lendol. You are just angry, that is why they pecked you, they felt threatened because you were angry" corrected Lendol. He didn't like the fact that Lingang was so hostile towards animals, Lendol did not see the pair getting on.

Sensing hostility between the two, Eastern Antarctica said to Lingang, "Okay, I'll take these and I should get them back to you in a couple of days. Come on lendol." Eastern Antarctica walked back to his house and said to Lendol, "that guy back there, he was shaken, he just lost some of his must valuable or treasured possessions. He would have been a little shaken."

[Allandium]

During Allandium's wait, he walked to the back of the shop. At the back were some of his souvenirs and antiques from home, including a picture of him in the Academy. He stared at it for a second. "Ten years after this, and all I'm doing is working in a shop? Go me." He said out loud. After realizing, he rushed back to the counter to see if anyone is there. Luckily no one was. Allandium kept waiting.