NS Polandball: New and Improved (IC thread)

[Lava]

Prymis saw little through the periscope but a car heading to the town square. He couldn't see that far from where his miniature manor was located, so he let out a sigh, buttoning his coat and heading back upstairs. Leaving by the back door, he leapt into the seat of his Spitfire (car) and turned the key. The engine coughed and died. "OH BLOODY HELL!" roared Prymis. "Every time I touch this thing. . ." He tried again, and the car favoured him with a clean start. He drove towards the town square and saw Alev, Tatras, Sov, and Ant carrying Brisbane. He pulled a rapid U-turn, because the '52 Spitfire is awesome like that as well as painted in Prymisian colours, and pulled abreast. "Good morning!" Prymis called over. "What has happened here, may I ask?"

[Glorious ReBublic of Alevstan]

Prymis saw little through the periscope but a car heading to the town square. He couldn't see that far from where his miniature manor was located, so he let out a sigh, buttoning his coat and heading back upstairs. Leaving by the back door, he leapt into the seat of his Spitfire (car) and turned the key. The engine coughed and died. "OH BLOODY HELL!" roared Prymis. "Every time I touch this thing. . ." He tried again, and the car favoured him with a clean start. He drove towards the town square and saw Alev, Tatras, Sov, and Ant carrying Brisbane. He pulled a rapid U-turn, because the '52 Spitfire is awesome like that as well as painted in Prymisian colours, and pulled abreast. "Good morning!" Prymis called over. "What has happened here, may I ask?"

"The drunker falls drinks muchly. Then he falls out window and knocks out! He wakes up, and we are taking to hospital," Alev said as he jumped off Tatras' car to help carry the injured one. He saw Tatras glaring at him. CRAPPINGS! Did he saw my Jewing? Alev thought.

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

Prymis saw little through the periscope but a car heading to the town square. He couldn't see that far from where his miniature manor was located, so he let out a sigh, buttoning his coat and heading back upstairs. Leaving by the back door, he leapt into the seat of his Spitfire (car) and turned the key. The engine coughed and died. "OH BLOODY HELL!" roared Prymis. "Every time I touch this thing. . ." He tried again, and the car favoured him with a clean start. He drove towards the town square and saw Alev, Tatras, Sov, and Ant carrying Brisbane. He pulled a rapid U-turn, because the '52 Spitfire is awesome like that as well as painted in Prymisian colours, and pulled abreast. "Good morning!" Prymis called over. "What has happened here, may I ask?"

Antarctica looked at the newly arrived Prymis and said: "our, erm 'friend' here had himself an accident and asked to be taken to the hospital before he passed out." He heaved Brisbane some more with Tatras.
"You don't have to do this, but is it possible to help us take this guy to the hospital, I would understand if you can't, seeing as he is bleeding everywhere and we don't want that in that obviously nice car of yours. Also is it possible that you may have some water, I'm kinda over heating at the moment."

[Free Brisbane]

Free Brisbane was drifting in and out of consciousness, and started rambling about things from his land, things like: Cricket, Rugby League, the Brisbane River and those goddamn bull-sharks.

However he also wanted to thank Tatras and. Eastern Antarctica for helping him in is time of weakness, so he tried to pull out his wallet and pay them for their trouble, "Wait," he cried out,"Where is my wallet!?!"

Adrenaline suddenly surged through his veins and kick started his flight or fight reaction, Brizzy suddenly stopped feeling poorly and lost his hangover.

"That bloody Kraut!" He yelled using the Australian adjective,"He took my wallet!"

Breaking free from his helpers Brizzy sprinted, perfectly fine and not even a hint of sleepiness, back down the street where he had come from. Grabbed the keys of his motorcycle, jumped on and rode into the distance.

[Arabic Spain]

Arabic Spain woke up,he was very sleepy.Arabic Spain brushed his teeth and washed his face.He put on a red bow tie and his turban,ready for a day of selling his famed fruits and turbans.But at the moment he felt like he wanted to see something that he missed.A look of anguish came on him.He picked up a picture of him and his daughter Palatena."I knows what I will dos!",said Arabic Spain.He rushed out of his store,and put closed for the day on both of his stores.His look of anguish and sadness turned into excitement and happiness,as he ran.

[Glorious ReBublic of Alevstan]

Free Brisbane was drifting in and out of consciousness, and started rambling about things from his land, things like: Cricket, Rugby League, the Brisbane River and those goddamn bull-sharks.

However he also wanted to thank Tatras and. Eastern Antarctica for helping him in is time of weakness, so he tried to pull out his wallet and pay them for their trouble, "Wait," he cried out,"Where is my wallet!?!"

Adrenaline suddenly surged through his veins and kick started his flight or fight reaction, Brizzy suddenly stopped feeling poorly and lost his hangover.

"That bloody Kraut!" He yelled using the Australian adjective,"He took my wallet!"

Breaking free from his helpers Brizzy sprinted, perfectly fine and not even a hint of sleepiness, back down the street where he had come from. Grabbed the keys of his motorcycle, jumped on and rode into the distance.

"I ARE NOT A GERMAN!" Alev yelled at the retreating figure. "I mean, no one who is of the hereings is German! Why you are of leavings?!" Another person in a turban and bow tie ran past him. "Hi kebab! Where you of goings?"

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

After seeing an unconscious person run off after someone who was here, Eastern Antarctica was confused.
"Um, maybe I could go to your restaurant?" Antarctica asked Tatras. He turned to Prymis,
"I'm sorry about that, we actually thought that he was in real trouble, sorry for wasting your time."
He saw Arabic Spain walk past, "Good Day!" he said to him.

[Free Brisbane]

Free Brisbane was drifting in and out of consciousness, and started rambling about things from his land, things like: Cricket, Rugby League, the Brisbane River and those goddamn bull-sharks.

However he also wanted to thank Tatras and. Eastern Antarctica for helping him in is time of weakness, so he tried to pull out his wallet and pay them for their trouble, "Wait," he cried out,"Where is my wallet!?!"

Adrenaline suddenly surged through his veins and kick started his flight or fight reaction, Brizzy suddenly stopped feeling poorly and lost his hangover.

"That bloody Kraut!" He yelled using the Australian adjective,"He took my wallet!"

Breaking free from his helpers Brizzy sprinted, perfectly fine and not even a hint of sleepiness, back down the street where he had come from. Grabbed the keys of his motorcycle, jumped on and rode into the distance.

"I ARE NOT A GERMAN!" Alev yelled at the retreating figure. "I mean, no one who is of the hereings is German! Why you are of leavings?!" Another person in a turban and bow tie ran past him. "Hi kebab! Where you of goings?"

Brizzy heard yelling in the background but he ignored it, he drove his motorcycle to the town square where his pillow business was, he parked the bike outside. After opening the shop he bounced inside (as all good balls do) and went into the backroom. After looking around for a moment he found what he was looking for, THE BOOK OF DOOM (QUEENSLAND EDITION)

He opened it and found the right curse;

"Through the same of losing to New South Wales,
Through the power of an unknowning public'
Through ignorance of the economy
I call upon Cambell Newman to bring shame to the Kraut
May he never find a job
May he never get money
May he be homeless for eternity!"

Thunder could be heard on a sunny day as the curse came into effect.

[Lava]

After seeing an unconscious person run off after someone who was here, Eastern Antarctica was confused.
"Um, maybe I could go to your restaurant?" Antarctica asked Tatras. He turned to Prymis,
"I'm sorry about that, we actually thought that he was in real trouble, sorry for wasting your time."
He saw Arabic Spain walk past, "Good Day!" he said to him.

"Oh, it's no trouble at all!" replied Prymis without slowing down. "I merely wanted to greet those of you I have not met and I'm glad he appears to be alright after all. Would you like to go chat over a cup of tea- or coffee, if you prefer?" He pulled the car to a stop, giving it a warning glare.

[Glorious ReBublic of Alevstan]

"Bye, new guy! Me is of goings to Motherland's," Alev said as he left the square, headed towards TUM's restaurant. It took about 10 minutes, but he finally reached his comrade's place. "Halloooo, is Alev! Are coming bye to greet! Open door, plox!" he said as he knocked on the door. "Kad ir tas?" Alev said, using his Latvian skills as he heard a large boom. "Thunder? But is day of the sun! Must buy gnome of the garden to protect from evil magicks!" He knocked harder, glancing behind him frantically.

[Hyfling]

Hyfling exited the bus outside property, which was obscured by a stand of pine trees, he had just moved into Countryballville to set up his new auto dealer franchise, he hoped everything was in order, as he had to contract someone to build his new domain over a long distance call, and he was unsure whether the person he was talking to could even speak English, or any language at all.

Upon finding that his new house still lacked a roof and the majority of its walls, Hyfling resigned himself to finding a place to stay for the night in town. He wandered around eventually found himself in a ghetto of sorts, he looked around at the several stores before picking one at random and entering it.

"Hello, friend!" Hyfling said to the shopkeeper "Does this town have anywhere I could stay the night? See, my house is still being built..."

[The United Motherland]

"Bye, new guy! Me is of goings to Motherland's," Alev said as he left the square, headed towards TUM's restaurant. It took about 10 minutes, but he finally reached his comrade's place. "Halloooo, is Alev! Are coming bye to greet! Open door, plox!" he said as he knocked on the door. "Kad ir tas?" Alev said, using his Latvian skills as he heard a large boom. "Thunder? But is day of the sun! Must buy gnome of the garden to protect from evil magicks!" He knocked harder, glancing behind him frantically.

"Yuo not have to do that. In to come." he hands him some vodka. "Yuo like red armies?"

[Somstratzka]

Some went over to his sports shop and opened it up for the day. His son (Som) was in the academy and he talked to him the previous night. He was saying he wanted to be with Pala (Arabic Spain's daughter).

[Arabic Spain]

Some went over to his sports shop and opened it up for the day. His son (Som) was in the academy and he talked to him the previous night. He was saying he wanted to be with Pala (Arabic Spain's daughter).

As Arabic Spain was running he heard some ghastly and atrocious words."Yuo? Yuo? want Pala?",questioned Arabic Spain.He burst out laughing like a madman on laughing gas."Yuo? with Pala? Yuo r a communist scrub! I have given her lessons not to be with communists!",said Arabic Spain.*flashback*"Paly don't talk to communists they're bad." *flashback ending*"Now please,I need to see her,because I have not seen her for 39 years."

[Somstratzka]

OOC:Pala was already with Som in the Academy thread

[Glorious ReBublic of Alevstan]

"Bye, new guy! Me is of goings to Motherland's," Alev said as he left the square, headed towards TUM's restaurant. It took about 10 minutes, but he finally reached his comrade's place. "Halloooo, is Alev! Are coming bye to greet! Open door, plox!" he said as he knocked on the door. "Kad ir tas?" Alev said, using his Latvian skills as he heard a large boom. "Thunder? But is day of the sun! Must buy gnome of the garden to protect from evil magicks!" He knocked harder, glancing behind him frantically.

"Yuo not have to do that. In to come." he hands him some vodka. "Yuo like red armies?"

"Thankings. I like Red Armies, especially if the red is blood and the armies are capitalists of the deadings. I also am liking the Red Army." Alev took a swig of the vodka. "Is most tasty. Thanks muchly, comrade."

[Arabic Spain]

OOC:Pala was already with Som in the Academy thread

OOC:I know,just post OOC stuff in the OOC thread.

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

After seeing an unconscious person run off after someone who was here, Eastern Antarctica was confused.
"Um, maybe I could go to your restaurant?" Antarctica asked Tatras. He turned to Prymis,
"I'm sorry about that, we actually thought that he was in real trouble, sorry for wasting your time."
He saw Arabic Spain walk past, "Good Day!" he said to him.

"Oh, it's no trouble at all!" replied Prymis without slowing down. "I merely wanted to greet those of you I have not met and I'm glad he appears to be alright after all. Would you like to go chat over a cup of tea- or coffee, if you prefer?" He pulled the car to a stop, giving it a warning glare.

"Sure I could chat over some tea." replied Antarctica, "I'm glad to see that there is someone else in this place that speaks proper English." He saw that Alev had gone, the Arabic guy had not even replied to him and Tatras seemed to be staring blankly into space. He had nothing else to do.

[Somstratzka]

Some went over to his sports shop and opened it up for the day. His son (Som) was in the academy and he talked to him the previous night. He was saying he wanted to be with Pala (Arabic Spain's daughter).

As Arabic Spain was running he heard some ghastly and atrocious words."Yuo? Yuo? want Pala?",questioned Arabic Spain.He burst out laughing like a madman on laughing gas."Yuo? with Pala? Yuo r a communist scrub! I have given her lessons not to be with communists!",said Arabic Spain.*flashback*"Paly don't talk to communists they're bad." *flashback ending*"Now please,I need to see her,because I have not seen her for 39 years."

We are of nice socialist. We of takings care of the people

[Lava]

"Oh, it's no trouble at all!" replied Prymis without slowing down. "I merely wanted to greet those of you I have not met and I'm glad he appears to be alright after all. Would you like to go chat over a cup of tea- or coffee, if you prefer?" He pulled the car to a stop, giving it a warning glare.

"Sure I could chat over some tea." replied Antarctica, "I'm glad to see that there is someone else in this place that speaks proper English." He saw that Alev had gone, the Arabic guy had not even replied to him and Tatras seemed to be staring blankly into space. He had nothing else to do.

"I'm glad as well. gives the ears a break and all. Here, hop in!" declared Prymis amiably, patting the seat beside him. "You can come along to my restaurant if you'd like, or if you have somewhere better, I'm fine with that. How does that sound?"

[Free Brisbane]

"Oh, it's no trouble at all!" replied Prymis without slowing down. "I merely wanted to greet those of you I have not met and I'm glad he appears to be alright after all. Would you like to go chat over a cup of tea- or coffee, if you prefer?" He pulled the car to a stop, giving it a warning glare.

"Sure I could chat over some tea." replied Antarctica, "I'm glad to see that there is someone else in this place that speaks proper English." He saw that Alev had gone, the Arabic guy had not even replied to him and Tatras seemed to be staring blankly into space. He had nothing else to do.

After completing his curse, Brizzy was now looking for something to do, he bounced out of the store (with a slightly crazy eye-look that conveyed what his nonexistent mouth should have) and locked the door behind him. He mounted his motorcycle and drove down the street and saw Ant and Prymis talking over some tea.
"Well Ant is my mate," he said,"And I really should make some friends."
So he parked his cycle, hopped next to Ant, "Well I feel better," he smiled as he poured some Whiskey water into the tea,"And I've 'taken care' of the kraut! Who is your friend here?"

[The Eastern Antarctic State]

"Sure I could chat over some tea." replied Antarctica, "I'm glad to see that there is someone else in this place that speaks proper English." He saw that Alev had gone, the Arabic guy had not even replied to him and Tatras seemed to be staring blankly into space. He had nothing else to do.

After completing his curse, Brizzy was now looking for something to do, he bounced out of the store (with a slightly crazy eye-look that conveyed what his nonexistent mouth should have) and locked the door behind him. He mounted his motorcycle and drove down the street and saw Ant and Prymis talking over some tea.
"Well Ant is my mate," he said,"And I really should make some friends."
So he parked his cycle, hopped next to Ant, "Well I feel better," he smiled as he poured some Whiskey water into the tea,"And I've 'taken care' of the kraut! Who is your friend here?"

"This is Prymis, he is a fellow Anglophone." said Antarctica to Brisbane, sipping his coffee, "and what did you do to Alev? I hope you didn't bash him, he can be alright." He looked at Brisbane, "are you alright, you kinda crashed through a window and slammed into the sidewalk, you can't be 100% after that."

[Pandeeria]

There's Arabic Spain, and Smstratzka Iverik thought as he went outside to talk to them. "Oh, hey Somstratzka! And-" Iverik stopped as he watched Arabic Spain run off. "What was that all bugging about?" Iverik asked.

[Hyfling]

Disturbed by the shopkeepers lack of a response, Hyfling reversed out of the store and looked around, in the distance he saw to countries sharing a bottle of vodka.

"At least they're talking" he thought to himself as he walked towards the two figures. "Hey guys, I need some help..."

[Arabic Spain]

There's Arabic Spain, and Smstratzka Iverik thought as he went outside to talk to them. "Oh, hey Somstratzka! And-" Iverik stopped as he watched Arabic Spain run off. "What was that all bugging about?" Iverik asked.

"Sume disgusting communist wanted meh daughter Palatena",said Arabic Spain as he rushed."What a scrub he is isn't he?",said Arabic Spain. He was tiring a little because he was old."You are not like him Iverik no...",said Arabic Spain?