To Kill a God (OOC, CLOSED)

[The Templar High Council]

Why does late summer birthday matter? I work part-time almost year round. Wait, you just turned 16, right? I had my first job when I was 15. Ya bum!

When the time comes to hand out summer jobs, priority goes to older kids. I've applied at places, but, well, who knows. Job market. Economy. Finance. Other money-related buzzwords.

I once got rejected because I was white. True story. I'll tell you if you ask...

Completely understandable. Work tends to fuck people thoroughly.

*flips through notepad* Uh... shit, what do I use for this one?

"Clearly I need a job"
"So unemployment is the key to becoming a wizard at thirty!"
[insert Takei here]
"Note to self: Hire IJ/Lith"
"Remember workplace guidelines. Remember protection. This has been a PSA from the Occupational Safety and Health Administration."

The number of times Nek makes sense is grossly outnumbered by the times he doesn't.

Now put that part of the post in your sig. It needs some pizzazz.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Completely understandable. Work tends to fuck people thoroughly.

*flips through notepad* Uh... shit, what do I use for this one?

"Clearly I need a job"
"So unemployment is the key to becoming a wizard at thirty!"
[insert Takei here]
"Note to self: Hire IJ/Lith"
"Remember workplace guidelines. Remember protection. This has been a PSA from the Occupational Safety and Health Administration."

No no no, it's far easier than all that. Work tends to fuck people thoroughly? I've certainly heard that's the case with prostitutes.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

When the time comes to hand out summer jobs, priority goes to older kids. I've applied at places, but, well, who knows. Job market. Economy. Finance. Other money-related buzzwords.

I once got rejected because I was white. True story. I'll tell you if you ask...

I can assume. Diversity requirements, hiring quotas, etc.

[Nekronia]

I once got rejected because I was white. True story. I'll tell you if you ask...

It's the diddly-darn racial quota affirmative action laws again, ain't it? Go to "black colleges" and stuff that need to fulfill their minimum number of white people, you can use the affirmative action laws in your favor while showing the silliness of the laws that state "equal participation instead of equal opportunity"

Now put that part of the post in your sig. It needs some pizzazz.

I would, but it makes my sig go over the 800 character limit so I caaan't.

[Nature-Spirits]

Eh, I was going to apply for a couple of lifeguarding/swimming instructor jobs this summer, but my lifeguard training course was cancelled, so I don't have the right credentials. I mean, I could still apply for a teaching job, but priority goes to people who have both NLS and WSI, so there isn't much point. Plus, children in large quantities can be thoroughly annoying.

So yeah. I should probably just apply for some other job until I can get my NLS. :/

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Eh, I was going to apply for a couple of lifeguarding/swimming instructor jobs this summer, but my lifeguard training course was cancelled, so I don't have the right credentials. I mean, I could still apply for a teaching job, but priority goes to people who have both NLS and WSI, so there isn't much point. Plus, children in large quantities can be thoroughly annoying.

So yeah. I should probably just apply for some other job until I can get my NLS. :/

"I might apply for a teaching job, but I don't like large groups of children." (which, I swear to god, my autocorrect just tried to correct to childerbeasts. I love you, autocorrect.) Sounds like a good career for you to go into.

[Nature-Spirits]

Eh, I was going to apply for a couple of lifeguarding/swimming instructor jobs this summer, but my lifeguard training course was cancelled, so I don't have the right credentials. I mean, I could still apply for a teaching job, but priority goes to people who have both NLS and WSI, so there isn't much point. Plus, children in large quantities can be thoroughly annoying.

So yeah. I should probably just apply for some other job until I can get my NLS. :/

"I might apply for a teaching job, but I don't like large groups of children." (which, I swear to god, my autocorrect just tried to correct to childerbeasts. I love you, autocorrect.) Sounds like a good career for you to go into.

Hey, it pays really well, so it's worth it. And besides, I can deal better with kids that aren't my own than kids that are.

[Isle of Lithonia]

Oh god, I finished it. It was shit, but at least I finished it.

[Imperial--japan]

Eh, I was going to apply for a couple of lifeguarding/swimming instructor jobs this summer, but my lifeguard training course was cancelled, so I don't have the right credentials. I mean, I could still apply for a teaching job, but priority goes to people who have both NLS and WSI, so there isn't much point. Plus, children in large quantities can be thoroughly annoying.

So yeah. I should probably just apply for some other job until I can get my NLS. :/

"I might apply for a teaching job, but I don't like large groups of children." (which, I swear to god, my autocorrect just tried to correct to childerbeasts. I love you, autocorrect.) Sounds like a good career for you to go into.

I remember when I typed "Fuck" in my phone and autocorrect turned it into 'Samuel'. I was fairly confused.

[Nekronia]

"I might apply for a teaching job, but I don't like large groups of children." (which, I swear to god, my autocorrect just tried to correct to childerbeasts. I love you, autocorrect.) Sounds like a good career for you to go into.

I remember when I typed "Fuck" in my phone and autocorrect turned it into 'Samuel'. I was fairly confused.

L. Jackson

[The Templar High Council]

I once got rejected because I was white. True story. I'll tell you if you ask...

It's the diddly-darn racial quota affirmative action laws again, ain't it? Go to "black colleges" and stuff that need to fulfill their minimum number of white people, you can use the affirmative action laws in your favor while showing the silliness of the laws that state "equal participation instead of equal opportunity"

Now put that part of the post in your sig. It needs some pizzazz.

I would, but it makes my sig go over the 800 character limit so I caaan't.

Probably. I just know I was one of 2 white guys there the day people got the job, and I went home early.

TAKE SOME STUFF OUT! Take out the TL;DR thing you have and you'll probably be fine. I worked (slightly) hard to think of that..

"I might apply for a teaching job, but I don't like large groups of children." (which, I swear to god, my autocorrect just tried to correct to childerbeasts. I love you, autocorrect.) Sounds like a good career for you to go into.

I remember when I typed "Fuck" in my phone and autocorrect turned it into 'Samuel'. I was fairly confused.

... I don't even know.

Do you know someone? Named Samuel? Whom you really hate/like?

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Can I assume from the presence of two voices that Nolan's unmerged, or can both human and demon speak while merged?

[Imperial--japan]

Nolan and Dana just need to fuck while Lavi watches. Of course, the moment someone dies, I can finally enact my master plan.

[Nekronia]

TAKE SOME STUFF OUT! Take out the TL;DR thing you have and you'll probably be fine. I worked (slightly) hard to think of that..

Hm. I kinda need the TL;DR bit since my factbook is wrong at this point and I haven't gotten around to writing a new one, but I'll try to shorten it. I'll take out the factbook link as well, since that's not accurate.

Nolan and Dana just need to fuck while Lavi watches. Of course, the moment someone dies, I can finally enact my master plan.

1) wat
2) *grabs popcorn*
3) wat

[The Templar High Council]

TAKE SOME STUFF OUT! Take out the TL;DR thing you have and you'll probably be fine. I worked (slightly) hard to think of that..

Hm. I kinda need the TL;DR bit since my factbook is wrong at this point and I haven't gotten around to writing a new one, but I'll try to shorten it. I'll take out the factbook link as well, since that's not accurate.

Nolan and Dana just need to fuck while Lavi watches. Of course, the moment someone dies, I can finally enact my master plan.

1) wat
2) *grabs popcorn*
3) wat

I completely understand.
*steals popcorn cuz I forgot mine*
Get it over with.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Nolan and Dana just need to fuck while Lavi watches. Of course, the moment someone dies, I can finally enact my master plan.

1) wat
2) *grabs popcorn*
3) wat

Yeah this.

[Nekronia]

I completely understand.

Alrighty, I got it in. Instant pizzaz, just add THC!

*steals popcorn cuz I forgot mine*

>:C

[Imperial--japan]

1) wat
2) *grabs popcorn*
3) wat

Yeah this.

It'll be brilliant.

Now then, Mother IJ needs to sleep. So sleep I shall.

[The Templar High Council]

I completely understand.

Alrighty, I got it in. Instant pizzaz, just add THC!

*steals popcorn cuz I forgot mine*

>:C

Thanks. The popcorn is payment for my kind words.

*moar popcorn cuz i like midnight snacks*

Now then, Mother IJ needs to sleep. So sleep I shall.

Night, mum. I can stay up, right?

[Isle of Lithonia]

*get's hilariously twisted idea about bringing Sergeant Dicky into action in his next post*

Actually, this will be fucking hilarious (or stupid).

Yeah this.

It'll be brilliant.

Now then, Mother IJ needs to sleep. So sleep I shall.

G'night IJ!

---

I just had a thought.

If I am the virgin father of Temp, who da fuck's the virgin mother?!

[The Templar High Council]

*get's hilariously twisted idea about bringing Sergeant Dicky into action in his next post*

Actually, this will be fucking hilarious (or stupid).

It'll be brilliant.

Now then, Mother IJ needs to sleep. So sleep I shall.

G'night IJ!

---

I just had a thought.

If I am the virgin father of Temp, who da fuck's the virgin mother?!

We don't know that much about IJ yet, dad. You met her online.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Can I assume from the presence of two voices that Nolan's unmerged, or can both human and demon speak while merged?

Why do I always need to repeat my questions? Is it because Lith doesn't care/notice them? Is it because of a gnawing need to be seen and recognized by those in authority? Who can say?

[Imperial--japan]

Alrighty, I got it in. Instant pizzaz, just add THC!

>:C

Thanks. The popcorn is payment for my kind words.

*moar popcorn cuz i like midnight snacks*

Now then, Mother IJ needs to sleep. So sleep I shall.

Night, mum. I can stay up, right?

Only if you eat your vegetables.

[Isle of Lithonia]

Can I assume from the presence of two voices that Nolan's unmerged, or can both human and demon speak while merged?

Why do I always need to repeat my questions? Is it because Lith doesn't care/notice them? Is it because of a gnawing need to be seen and recognized by those in authority? Who can say?

Give me a virgin, and then we'll talk.

[Nekronia]

Can I assume from the presence of two voices that Nolan's unmerged, or can both human and demon speak while merged?

Why do I always need to repeat my questions? Is it because Lith doesn't care/notice them? Is it because of a gnawing need to be seen and recognized by those in authority? Who can say?

Because virgins, Floaty. Because virgins.