Nationstates Hetalia VIII: Welcome Back Old Friend (IC)

[Sauritican]

Nationstates Hetalia: Welcome Back Old Friend

Don Saur, personification of the United Socialist Sauriticanite Republic, as he now called it, was in a dark place. No he wasn't depressed, he was litterally in a dark place, he couldn't see anything. He tried speaking, but he couldn't, the last thing he remembered was fainting after he took his revenge on the rebellious state of New Denver, he saw a flicker of Russia, and he remembered saying, "Padre, Te echaba de menos." which basically means that he was saying that he missed his father, or rather father-figure, Russia aka Ivan Braginski. Now he was just floating in the Void, it certainly felt like the Void, the place where dead nations go. He then saw Russia walking towards him, the pale tall Russian smiled his signature smile and said, "Privet, Sauritican." Saur finally said, "Privet, Padre Russia, am I dead?" Russia then smiled again and said, "Nope, Britain said that he needed you here for the next part of you and all your little friend's little adventure, you guys really have given us quite a bit of entertainment, da?" Saur then replied, "So, am I gonna be stuck here?" Russia said, "No, you'll be back home soon, your real home, not that island that Japanese lady created." Saur's eyes opened up wide, "Home? Irlicana?" Russia then nodded, "Da, you see, we're sending you back there for our amusement, Britain said something else, but I was too excited to talk to you, moy malyutka." Then he said as an afterthought, "Also, you and your friends will be joined by new faces and most of you at least will be quite a bit smaller." Saur then looked at the man he considered his father, "Smaller? Do you mean? Oh not again, you know what happened to me last time." Russia nodded, "You'll survive, I'm sure of it, you are Russian Raised." Then Britain's voice could be heard, "Hey! Russia! Are you speaking with Saur? I told you not to speak to him! That's my job!" Russia then said to Saur, "Well, see ya round." Saur quickly said, "Hey wait a minute!" before he was sucked away from the void, the last thing he saw was Russia pulling out his "Magic Cane." and Britain running in terror, and Belarus looking like she wished she could stab him several times.

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Saur awoke with a start, he fell off the chair he was sitting on, and quickly dusted himself off, "What in the K-T extinction happened?" He then remembered his conversation with Russia, including the fact about sizes, he then noticed that he no longer could see over the top of the tables, he then looked at a mirror nearby and saw what he feared, he was once again a hatchling. He then looked around the room and saw other children unconscious, "What in the?" He then noticed a loud speaker control by the seat he was in, "Well, that's one way to wake them up, and piss them off." he said. He then spoke into the loud speaker, "Wake up, amigos!"

[The Grey Wolf]

Groaning from the massive headache that made her want to swear off drinking, Aoife arose from the floor, next to her was her niece, Wolf, who represented Northern Wolfia. "Am I dead, dreaming, or just plain drunk?" Aoife asked herself. This didn't look like the Void, a place Aoife had visited hundreds of times.

The Nordic Valkyrie, Wolf, was the next to get up. She was confused, just a few seconds ago, she had been with her Panzers in the overworld. "Where are we, Aunt Wolfia?" she asked. Aoife merely motioned for her to be silent, walking around, before noticing her height.

"What the hell!?" Aoife declared. The Grey Wolf girl clutched her ears in pain as the dinosaur shouted into the loudspeaker. "Eh!" she shouted at him, resembling a terrifying Jötunn from Nordic mythology. "Do that again and I'll rip your balls off!"

[Sauritican]

Groaning from the massive headache that made her want to swear off drinking, Aoife arose from the floor, next to her was her niece, Wolf, who represented Northern Wolfia. "Am I dead, dreaming, or just plain drunk?" Aoife asked herself. This didn't look like the Void, a place Aoife had visited hundreds of times.

The Nordic Valkyrie, Wolf, was the next to get up. She was confused, just a few seconds ago, she had been with her Panzers in the overworld. "Where are we, Aunt Wolfia?" she asked. Aoife merely motioned for her to be silent, walking around, before noticing her height.

"What the hell!?" Aoife declared. The Grey Wolf girl clutched her ears in pain as the dinosaur shouted into the loudspeaker. "Eh!" she shouted at him, resembling a terrifying Jötunn from Nordic mythology. "Do that again and I'll rip your balls off!"

saur sweat dropped, "Well, actually you'd have to cut into me as my reproductive organs are internal," saur said, "But that's besides the point." He then remembered about Aoife killing him, "And you won't get another chance to kill me, even in my more vulnerable state as of now."

[The Grey Wolf]

"I can do that." Aoife said, rolling her eyes at the pointless fact that Saur told her that she already knew. A second later, she smirks. "Taller than you are." even though she was shrunk, she was still taller than Saur by an inch.

"I don't mean to interrupt this touching reunion," Wolf interrupted. "But how did we get here?"

[Sauritican]

"I can do that." Aoife said, rolling her eyes at the pointless fact that Saur told her that she already knew. A second later, she smirks. "Taller than you are." even though she was shrunk, she was still taller than Saur by an inch.

"I don't mean to interrupt this touching reunion," Wolf interrupted. "But how did we get here?"

"Taller than me, you may be, but I believe that I can still take you, of course that's what I said to that Belavakian, but that is also besides the point," Saur said to Aoife before turning his head towards Wolf, "Me padre."

[Paketo]

Robert awoke and as he rubbed his eyes he noted two things. 1. he had no sweet tea, 2. there were children all around him. That was when he looked down and saw he had gone back to being chibi. "this is weird" he said magically having a glass of sweet tea in his ahnd which he began drinking. "I wonder how the states are doing if i am in chibi form" Robert Pondered

[Sauritican]

Robert awoke and as he rubbed his eyes he noted two things. 1. he had no sweet tea, 2. there were children all around him. That was when he looked down and saw he had gone back to being chibi. "this is weird" he said magically having a glass of sweet tea in his ahnd which he began drinking. "I wonder how the states are doing if i am in chibi form" Robert Pondered

Saur noticed Robert, "Hey, haven't seen you in awhile." Saur didn't remember the last tome he had seen Robert, it certainly was awhile.

[Paketo]

Robert awoke and as he rubbed his eyes he noted two things. 1. he had no sweet tea, 2. there were children all around him. That was when he looked down and saw he had gone back to being chibi. "this is weird" he said magically having a glass of sweet tea in his ahnd which he began drinking. "I wonder how the states are doing if i am in chibi form" Robert Pondered

Saur noticed Robert, "Hey, haven't seen you in awhile." Saur didn't remember the last tome he had seen Robert, it certainly was awhile.

Robert turned his head as someone spoke. "oh, commie dino, your here" said robert before looking at him more closely "you are also in chibi form, it has improved your looks greatly"

[Sauritican]

Saur noticed Robert, "Hey, haven't seen you in awhile." Saur didn't remember the last tome he had seen Robert, it certainly was awhile.

Robert turned his head as someone spoke. "oh, commie dino, your here" said robert before looking at him more closely "you are also in chibi form, it has improved your looks greatly"

"Feh, more like took away my ferocity, I'm nothing more than a helpless hatchling now, first my first few years, then that time under her, now this, by the meteor, well... at least I have my scarf and my uniform."

[Paketo]

Robert turned his head as someone spoke. "oh, commie dino, your here" said robert before looking at him more closely "you are also in chibi form, it has improved your looks greatly"

"Feh, more like took away my ferocity, I'm nothing more than a helpless hatchling now, first my first few years, then that time under her, now this, by the meteor, well... at least I have my scarf and my uniform."

Robert looked down at himself and saw that he was still wearing his usual T-shirt with grandpa confederacy's flag on it but it reached all the way to his ankles. underneath he seemed to just be wearing his underwear. "hmm, it is like a long free flowing skirt now. i feel so free now" said Robert to himself before turning his attention back to saur "if you are helpless, you wouldn't mind me running you through with this sword right?". Robert suddenly had a small sword in his hand that was a old scottish broadsword. "weird, it shrunk to where i can use it at my size" stated robert as he examined the blade

[Sauritican]

"Feh, more like took away my ferocity, I'm nothing more than a helpless hatchling now, first my first few years, then that time under her, now this, by the meteor, well... at least I have my scarf and my uniform."

Robert looked down at himself and saw that he was still wearing his usual T-shirt with grandpa confederacy's flag on it but it reached all the way to his ankles. underneath he seemed to just be wearing his underwear. "hmm, it is like a long free flowing skirt now. i feel so free now" said Robert to himself before turning his attention back to saur "if you are helpless, you wouldn't mind me running you through with this sword right?". Robert suddenly had a small sword in his hand that was a old scottish broadsword. "weird, it shrunk to where i can use it at my size" stated robert as he examined the blade

"Actually, I may be lacking physically compared to you guys, but if we are where I think we are, then technologically, I might have an advantage, plus I'm sure my allies would come to my aid, hopefully."

[Paketo]

Robert looked down at himself and saw that he was still wearing his usual T-shirt with grandpa confederacy's flag on it but it reached all the way to his ankles. underneath he seemed to just be wearing his underwear. "hmm, it is like a long free flowing skirt now. i feel so free now" said Robert to himself before turning his attention back to saur "if you are helpless, you wouldn't mind me running you through with this sword right?". Robert suddenly had a small sword in his hand that was a old scottish broadsword. "weird, it shrunk to where i can use it at my size" stated robert as he examined the blade

"Actually, I may be lacking physically compared to you guys, but if we are where I think we are, then technologically, I might have an advantage, plus I'm sure my allies would come to my aid, hopefully."

Robert had completely ignored saur and walked away examining the sword. somehow, his sweet tea had magically refilled even though there was no sign of how anywhere. He walked over to the Big window at the end of teh room and looked outside thinking that it would be fun to jump out this window.

[Sauritican]

"Actually, I may be lacking physically compared to you guys, but if we are where I think we are, then technologically, I might have an advantage, plus I'm sure my allies would come to my aid, hopefully."

Robert had completely ignored saur and walked away examining the sword. somehow, his sweet tea had magically refilled even though there was no sign of how anywhere. He walked over to the Big window at the end of teh room and looked outside thinking that it would be fun to jump out this window.

Outside he saw beautiful Irlicana, looking alot like 1970's Salt Lake City, "Lovely city, da? my capital, the home of my revolution, my heart."

[Paketo]

Robert had completely ignored saur and walked away examining the sword. somehow, his sweet tea had magically refilled even though there was no sign of how anywhere. He walked over to the Big window at the end of teh room and looked outside thinking that it would be fun to jump out this window.

Outside he saw beautiful Irlicana, looking alot like 1970's Salt Lake City, "Lovely city, da? my capital, the home of my revolution, my heart."

"oh, no wonder it looked so terrible. Get me out of this country" said Robert before jumping into the window and breaking the glass. he then began falling through the air with perfect form before landing on a bush. "i want to do that again" he yelled

[The Grey Wolf]

Sitting in one of the chairs with a cup of hot tea in her hands, Aoife looked haughtily at the other personifications. Lazy, undisciplined, racially impure hooligans who needed to be controlled. "Now I know why Uncle Britain went mad and talked with fairies and unicorns." she sighed, slurping down the beverage she had somehow conjured.

When Robert walked to the window and Saur described it, Aoife snorted in amusement, accidentally spilling tea on her lap. "I remember when I owned this place." she said, although it had been a long time ago.

[Sauritican]

Sitting in one of the chairs with a cup of hot tea in her hands, Aoife looked haughtily at the other personifications. Lazy, undisciplined, racially impure hooligans who needed to be controlled. "Now I know why Uncle Britain went mad and talked with fairies and unicorns." she sighed, slurping down the beverage she had somehow conjured.

When Robert walked to the window and Saur described it, Aoife snorted in amusement, accidentally spilling tea on her lap. "I remember when I owned this place." she said, although it had been a long time ago.

"I'm glad I was dead during that time, feeling your troops screwing with my land, I pity Cali and the rest of my familia, and on that note where are they?" Then a bunch of Utahraptor eggs appeared on the table, "Oh."

[Alegeharia]

lego and the people he was with finally landed in this new place. Lego was groggy and by istinct looked for his 2 sons, then went over to Arizona, Antonio, Cali, Mex, and Utah."You guys up yet what the fuck was that flash." lego then realized that his hidden blades were sheathed and that isel still had falconmont in his pocket, he then went to see if falconmont was ok then went back the group."Wait wheres suar!?"

[The Glorious Shroomic Republic]

Upon hearing the noise, Lucius wakes with a small snore.

"What is this? Why does everything look so big? Why are there children around me?" he muttered. "Dii mei! Puer sum! What's going on?!"

He looks about frantically,trying to gather some sort of clue concerning the nature of his newfound predicament.

[Paketo]

as Robert dusted himself off from the bush, 3 even smaller chibis appeared next to him and robert jumped back a bit before realizing who they were. "it you states" said Robert before glomping their total cuteness. "wait, why the hell am i chibi? also, get off Bastard" said NC as she hit robert wuith her very small hands. "no, you guys are too cute to be let go. why you all are chibis, me including, i have no idea" said Robert. "are we in that commie dino's land? if so, where is the bitch? she is usually here correcting something by now" said NC. "oh, you mean that california, lets go ask saur" said robert before climbing back up to the meeting room.

"hey saur, NC wants to know where Cali or in her terms, the "bitch" is?" said Robert while NC tried to get out of his grip. Georgia was happily muching on a peach while SC was simply sleeping

[Sauritican]

lego and the people he was with finally landed in this new place. Lego was groggy and by istinct looked for his 2 sons, then went over to Arizona, Antonio, Cali, Mex, and Utah."You guys up yet what the fuck was that flash." lego then realized that his hidden blades were sheathed and that isel still had falconmont in his pocket, he then went to see if falconmont was ok then went back the group."Wait wheres suar!?"

saur saw lego, "Lego, I'm right here, my states meanwhile are in those eggs, we're all children now."

Upon hearing the noise, Lucius wakes with a small snore.

"What is this? Why does everything look so big? Why are there children around me?" he muttered. "Dii mei! Puer sum! What's going on?!"

He looks about frantically, wondering what is going on.

saur saw and heard Lucius wake up, "Oh, you must be one of the FNG's."

as Robert dusted himself off from the bush, 3 even smaller chibis appeared next to him and robert jumped back a bit before realizing who they were. "it you states" said Robert before glomping their total cuteness. "wait, why the hell am i chibi? also, get off Bastard" said NC as she hit robert wuith her very small hands. "no, you guys are too cute to be let go. why you all are chibis, me including, i have no idea" said Robert. "are we in that commie dino's land? if so, where is the bitch? she is usually here correcting something by now" said NC. "oh, you mean that california, lets go ask saur" said robert before climbing back up to the meeting room.

"hey saur, NC wants to know where Cali or in her terms, the "bitch" is?" said Robert while NC tried to get out of his grip. Georgia was happily muching on a peach while SC was simply sleeping

"she's in the egg, and stop calling her that." Then Cali's voice was heard, "Actually, I'm right here." the female hatchling was suddenly appearing in a flash of light.

[Paketo]

as Robert dusted himself off from the bush, 3 even smaller chibis appeared next to him and robert jumped back a bit before realizing who they were. "it you states" said Robert before glomping their total cuteness. "wait, why the hell am i chibi? also, get off Bastard" said NC as she hit robert wuith her very small hands. "no, you guys are too cute to be let go. why you all are chibis, me including, i have no idea" said Robert. "are we in that commie dino's land? if so, where is the bitch? she is usually here correcting something by now" said NC. "oh, you mean that california, lets go ask saur" said robert before climbing back up to the meeting room.

"hey saur, NC wants to know where Cali or in her terms, the "bitch" is?" said Robert while NC tried to get out of his grip. Georgia was happily muching on a peach while SC was simply sleeping

"she's in the egg, and stop calling her that."

A firm No was heard from NC who had finally gotten free along with the other states. Georgia decided that Saur was cute so she over to him said "cute dino" and began to pet him.

[The Grey Wolf]

Giggling sadistically, Aoife's eyes flashed red for a moment, but returned to their normal sapphire blue in less than a second. "Yes you would." she said, recalling the Wolfian occupation of Sauritican. It had been brutal, with socialists and communists being round up and executed by either firing squad, guillotine, or hanged with rope and barbwire. The Wolfians had let their emotions run wild and free, a race of people who had been put down again and again by the GUE. Now they could inflict massive retaliations on one of the organization's biggest nations.

"You're lucky we were tied up with the Japs and Arabs and their little posse. If not, we might have gone through with our own Morgenthau Plan." Aoife laughed, remembering the plan to strip Sauritican of all cultural and technological artifacts, dismantle the factories, and ship all the luxuries and means of production back home.

[Chedastan]

It was dark, of course the void is always dark. Tevan floated in it, aimlessly in some direction surely. Or just falling indefinitely, he couldn't really tell either way. Until he stopped in front of a mirror, seeing his own reflection in it. He looked like his usual self. Then a loud sound erupted, shattering the mirror into pieces. Tevan covered his ears, then he had left his dream. And had awaken by Saur. He sat up at first, confused. Looking around himself, he noticed the others, and that he smaller now, judging from the size of the furniture nearby. He then looked back at the others. "Where the hell am I?" He asked to whoever would bother to answer it. He then noticed that Saur had the loudspeaker that awoken him. He might know. He thought to himself.

[Sauritican]

"she's in the egg, and stop calling her that."

A firm No was heard from NC who had finally gotten free along with the other states. Georgia decided that Saur was cute so she over to him said "cute dino" and began to pet him.

"Oh by the meteor." saur said as Georgia started doing that to him, "Please don't." He did have to admit, it was nice, but that was just his hatchling brain screwing him.

Giggling sadistically, Aoife's eyes flashed red for a moment, but returned to their normal sapphire blue in less than a second. "Yes you would." she said, recalling the Wolfian occupation of Sauritican. It had been brutal, with socialists and communists being round up and executed by either firing squad, guillotine, or hanged with rope and barbwire. The Wolfians had let their emotions run wild and free, a race of people who had been put down again and again by the GUE. Now they could inflict massive retaliations on one of the organization's biggest nations.

"You're lucky we were tied up with the Japs and Arabs and their little posse. If not, we might have gone through with our own Morgenthau Plan." Aoife laughed, remembering the plan to strip Sauritican of all cultural and technological artifacts, dismantle the factories, and ship all the luxuries and means of production back home.

Aoife's words caused saur to hiss, "You are lucky that I won't retaliate for that, I would have you hung by your entrails."

[Alegeharia]

lego and the people he was with finally landed in this new place. Lego was groggy and by istinct looked for his 2 sons, then went over to Arizona, Antonio, Cali, Mex, and Utah."You guys up yet what the fuck was that flash." lego then realized that his hidden blades were sheathed and that isel still had falconmont in his pocket, he then went to see if falconmont was ok then went back the group."Wait wheres suar!?"

saur saw lego, "Lego, I'm right here, my states meanwhile are in those eggs, we're all children now."

Upon hearing the noise, Lucius wakes with a small snore.

"What is this? Why does everything look so big? Why are there children around me?" he muttered. "Dii mei! Puer sum! What's going on?!"

He looks about frantically, wondering what is going on.

saur saw and heard Lucius wake up, "Oh, you must be one of the FNG's."

as Robert dusted himself off from the bush, 3 even smaller chibis appeared next to him and robert jumped back a bit before realizing who they were. "it you states" said Robert before glomping their total cuteness. "wait, why the hell am i chibi? also, get off Bastard" said NC as she hit robert wuith her very small hands. "no, you guys are too cute to be let go. why you all are chibis, me including, i have no idea" said Robert. "are we in that commie dino's land? if so, where is the bitch? she is usually here correcting something by now" said NC. "oh, you mean that california, lets go ask saur" said robert before climbing back up to the meeting room.

"hey saur, NC wants to know where Cali or in her terms, the "bitch" is?" said Robert while NC tried to get out of his grip. Georgia was happily muching on a peach while SC was simply sleeping

"she's in the egg, and stop calling her that." Then Cali's voice was heard, "Actually, I'm right here." the female hatchling was suddenly appearing in a flash of light.

lego then pulled out his mirror

"well fuck at least i kept my beard"
isel then did the same thing

"son of.....fine at least this me is armored -_-"