To: United Nations, Security Council, United States of America Date: [2/7/14] United Nations Security Session [Resolution Number:(0394394)] Preamble DISAPPOINTED at Singapore's attempt to take advantage of the Thai-Vietnamese/Laotian War UNWILLING to let a war over a peoples' freedom become a festival of robbery of military equipment REPULSED at the clandestine methods used by Singapore to acquire a submarine which was not threatening either them or their allies at the cost of innocent lives What you propose? HEREBY 1. Demands Singapore's return of the submarine stolen from Vietnam. 2. Acknowledges the wronged people of Vietnam in the killing of people not actively supporting the oppressive regime 3. Threatens to ostracise Singapore should such a civilized nation decide to persist with such burglary What should we expect if this is enacted? AS SUCH 1. Singapore should return the expensive submarine. 2. The world should look upon the event as one of thuggery eventually paid back and righted, and the issue dismissed. Signed, [Prime Minister David Cameron] [United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland] |