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by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:52 pm
by Constaniana » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:53 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:54 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nat should post.
In other news, I've managed to painstakingly unite all of Iberia under Muslim rule in EU4 again.
Good.
No, Catholics, you will not fucking dare try to revolt now, it took me a while to set this up. I will fuck your shit up, rebels. I will castrate you. I will kill your families. I will set your homes ablaze.
This isn't offensive to Aliana, since she suggested harsher punishments.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:00 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:No, Catholics, you will not fucking dare try to revolt now, it took me a while to set this up. I will fuck your shit up, rebels. I will castrate you. I will kill your families. I will set your homes ablaze.
This isn't offensive to Aliana, since she suggested harsher punishments.
And now we also have Protestants.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:07 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:26 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Something odd I enjoy doing is visualising how language turns out when I play these games.
For example, Spain was retaken over by Muslims. As a result, game Spanish probably has a lot more Arabic words than real Spanish. Scotland defeated England and took over Wales, which had been controlled by the French - Welsh and English both now have absorbed much more French vocabulary and ideals - they're also quite Catholic.
Hungary and Italy are absolute best pals and would probably have merged together sooner or later, with Italy as dominant. I like to think Hungary had a fascination of sorts with Italian culture, with Italian being the language of their royals and so on, profoundly affecting Hungarian.
It's fun stuff.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:27 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Something odd I enjoy doing is visualising how language turns out when I play these games.
For example, Spain was retaken over by Muslims. As a result, game Spanish probably has a lot more Arabic words than real Spanish. Scotland defeated England and took over Wales, which had been controlled by the French - Welsh and English both now have absorbed much more French vocabulary and ideals - they're also quite Catholic.
Hungary and Italy are absolute best pals and would probably have merged together sooner or later, with Italy as dominant. I like to think Hungary had a fascination of sorts with Italian culture, with Italian being the language of their royals and so on, profoundly affecting Hungarian.
It's fun stuff.
And Ireland remains a bastion of freedom.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:28 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Something odd I enjoy doing is visualising how language turns out when I play these games.
For example, Spain was retaken over by Muslims. As a result, game Spanish probably has a lot more Arabic words than real Spanish. Scotland defeated England and took over Wales, which had been controlled by the French - Welsh and English both now have absorbed much more French vocabulary and ideals - they're also quite Catholic.
Hungary and Italy are absolute best pals and would probably have merged together sooner or later, with Italy as dominant. I like to think Hungary had a fascination of sorts with Italian culture, with Italian being the language of their royals and so on, profoundly affecting Hungarian.
It's fun stuff.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:31 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:31 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:32 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:33 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:21 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:22 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Constaniana wrote:Name: Yorkshire
Leader: Various local council heads, I suppose.
Flag (If applicable): (Image)
What is it? City? Province? State?: God's Own County
Language(s) spoken: The most trustworthy, intelligent-sounding English, as science proves.
Population: 4,200,000
Description: God's Own County. Quite obviously the best part of all England, resplendent in our magnificent flat caps and superior cricket team. Here's a TL;DR version if you want. After the south of England got wrecked by the Abrahamic War, particularly London, and the power and wealth of the UK moved up to Scotland, Yorkshire continued doing fine, laughing at the southern ponces who were now poorer than them. While it still has a dislike of demons and other nonhumans common across the globe, Yorkshire is more friendly to magical humans than most other parts of England, in part because of Sir Nilark being from there, as well as Brian Blessed, who obviously has magical powers, as well as Matthew Lewis, who is Neville Longbottom, Chosen One of the North and True Hero of Harry Potter.
Demographics:
74% White Yorkshiremen
5% Black Yorkshiremen
4% Asian
8% Scottish
4% Australian-Scottish (They sometikes interbreed with demons, because yes)
4% Less terrifying demons
0.5% Southern English people stuck in hell
0.5% Talking badgers
Approved.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Constaniana » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:24 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:27 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Malaysia threw off the majority of its Muslim-based laws, becoming an officially secular nation.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:32 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:33 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:Stop fixing the third world with bullshit excuses!
Malaysia is actually quite well-off and fairly secular already. Also, right next to Singapore. I wouldn't really call it too much of a third world nation today either.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:35 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Malaysia is actually quite well-off and fairly secular already. Also, right next to Singapore. I wouldn't really call it too much of a third world nation today either.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, THEY'RE BROWN!
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:37 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:38 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:39 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:(cries)
Alright, you aren't too wrong, there are plenty of brown people.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:40 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Alright, you aren't too wrong, there are plenty of brown people.
Don't be an idiot, Khan - that map is blue and red, not brown.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:41 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:45 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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