Constaniana wrote:Erucia wrote:...Aw, that makes me sad.
Also, for whatever reason, I'm reminded of one of my best friends right now. Since he's a Mormon, he always likes to joke about it, admitting that:
-Life was brought to Earth by God Co. and the First Mormon Space Marines.
-All of the colleges in Utah are for Mormon Space Marine training.
-He always likes to eat a first-born child for breakfast.
-Famous God Co. memorabilia and trinkets include official Jesus-brand spoons (made in China).
He's spilling all our secrets! Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!11!!!
(At least he didn't mention our Tuesday Giraffe Butchering Seminars)
I do remember asking him to bring me a Jesus-brand spoon once, but he said that I was a sodomite and wasn't allowed to touch the pureness of Jesus-brand products.
Although on Tuesdays, it is furry tradition to have clown orgies.